For anyone who has done any type of regular exercise for any length of time, you have almost certainly been told how important form is. Poor form either deprives you of the intended benefit or can lead to injuries. Proper form maximizes the exercises benefits and avoids injury.
Two exercises I have had the most trouble with are squats and deadlifts. For men (and I assume women but correct me if I’m wrong Glibbroads), these are foundational exercises. I could never get out of the starting gate, in part, because I royally screwed these up.
I started “squatting” in my twenties. I’m using quotes around squatting because my form was so bad I repeatedly injured myself. I read books that had diagrams and descriptions on how to squat. Some had pictures of bodybuilders squatting. And I still got it wrong.
That was nearly thirty years ago so I don’t clearly remember how I was led astray but I seem to recall being told to keep my legs about shoulder width apart, keep my back straight, and have my knees travel straight out over my toes. I scrupulously followed these instructions resulting in constantly pitching forward when I would squat. No question I was using my back during the lift. One suggestion was to put a 2X4 under my heels. That was stupid advice that I took it didn’t help.
Squatting like that gave me back trouble and, I think, knee trouble too. I didn’t do any deadlifting in my 20s. I don’t think it was in vogue at the time and nothing I read explained its importance. So, with an aching back and right knee that liked to remind me it was there, I skipped deadlifting altogether.
When I returned to lifting in my 50s, the idea of squatting was very unappealing. In fact, it was a bit scary. However, squatting and deadlifting are part of the AthleanX program so I either had to ditch the program or do both. I trust the creator of the program so I readily accepted both exercises could be done without injuring myself.
As much as I’ve gotten from the videos and explanations Jeff Cavaliere provides for the exercises, I still couldn’t get my squat right. It was better but still a bit off. So, I searched YouTube and found a modern-day Viking Alan Thrall. This is his video that finally made clear to me how to property squat.
After watching it a couple of times I wanted to reach back through time to choke out every f***ing author of the books I read in my twenties. Did they really not know to tell me the bar should be moving vertically the entire time? That I should be pushing with my midfoot? That my knees should be travelling out at roughly a 45-degree angle? I might have been spared a bunch of injuries and a thirty-year gap in squatting.
I’m truly grateful to Thrall. I’m finally able to squat with good form. I’m feeling it all in my legs, not my back. The day after leg day, I’m free of back pain and feeling it in my legs and ass.
Thrall has his own YouTube channel. I find some of his videos more helpful than others but overall, I recommend it. He has a heavy emphasis on good form and proper technique. Given my history that’s very important to me. He has couple more helpful videos on squatting. You can find them here and here.
Getting my squat right gave me the confidence to try deadlifts. This is the AthleanX video on how to properly deadlift. Between that one and his Deadlift Checklist, I got enough to do these right. I have to stay super focused when I deadlift to maintain proper form. I have gotten distracted and every time that’s happened, I felt in my back for days afterward.
I hope these helped you Glibfitters. Tell us what exercises you screwed up in the past and how you found a way to do them right.
Nugget curls
https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/mcdonalds-addict-loses-100-pounds
Damn, major upgrade there.
Would.
Squatting with body weight.
https://youtu.be/UkLIKLV7gOk
Dude needs to invest in a wireless microphone.
I did squats and dead lifts for a living. Many times, it was not possible to do them with correct form. I see young guys lifting heavy in the gym these days and I just shake my head.
OK Boomer.
Srsly, if I knew then what I know now, I still wouldn’t have done anything different.
Why Spud?
The wear and tear on the body over many years of heavy lifting and a lot of poor technique I’m seeing in the gym.
I get the poor technique part. Do believe heavy lifting, done properly, is a problem?
A few of the guys that I worked with that were heavy lifters had to have their shoulders rebuilt in their 40s. Another guy ripped a tit doing 80lb dumb bell presses. I would say it’s a quantity issue. Everything in moderation and all that. Don’t just work the short fibers, intersperse light weight, higher reps to work the long fibers as well.
Gotcha.
The bench press is the likely culprit. A dumb exercise that has been destroying shoulders of ego-driven males since it’s invention. Entirely unnecessary and blunted stimulus.
There’s nothing wrong with the bench press. It’s just that men are obsessed with how much weight they can lift. What you bench!? Oh, shut the fuck up. I always made sure I could do 15 reps with any weight exercise before increasing the weight. Doing otherwise is just asking for an injury. But I was always in the higher rep corner, so maybe I’m biased. But I saw more guys having to give up their weight training because of trying to lift too much, than any other reason.
Along with the military press.
Huh, never cared about how much I could lift.
I do like knowing how far I can ride and the stats on my rides work out though.
Those males should listen to Rippetoe. I think he had something things to say about protecting your shoulders during the bench press, things which had nothing to do about piling more weight on the bar so that you look better.
Hyper- I disagree about the bench (and maybe we can get Q to make this a debate topic!). It is totally unnecessary for excellent fitness. I’m not saying it can’t be done safely, just that it frequently is not and has caused innumerable shoulder injuries. Spud, while I’m being disagreeable, let me add that another reason it is unnecessary is because it is an inferior stimulus to the standing press – also known as the military press. There are tremendous benefits to that exercise that give all of the intended benefit of the bench with the addition of being an anatomically better position for protecting the shoulder. It also is an excellent way to get to the 1x body weight overhead press which, if you use your imagination, is just an inverted handstand. The benefits of being able to do a handstand, however, seem understood mostly by those who can do one. I.e. gymnasts, among the fittest humans pound for pound that exist. The MilPress is a fantastic way to build toward the handstand, as is the push-up, with increasing difficulty by gradually raising the feet off of the ground until one is inverted. Static holds and working the other way (the eccentric lowering of the feet from inverted) will also help.
“Hyper- I disagree about the bench”
But I never said that it is necessary, just that it’s not bad if done correctly. The only time I ever injured myself weight training was doing dumbbell flys. I still wince when thinking of that.
But, Hyp, look at what your “advocacy” for the Bench is:
and
That is hardly a ringing endorsement for an exercise. And you seem to agree that it causes LOTS of shoulder injuries. I don’t know your views on the blunted nature of the stimulus, but I just can’t justify using limited time to train on an exercise that
1- provides a just-slightly-better-than-zero benefit…
2- …and the intended benefit – pushing strength using the chest, with the lats in a stabilizing role – can be gotten from much better stimulus; and
3 – results in a significant number of injuries – and not just shoulder. Look up ‘bench press injuries’ and what you will see is horrifying.
And now to really piss people off!
The bench is a relatively recent invention and comes from the bodybuilding paradigm, which is a result of the “isolate the muscle” nonsense that is the nature of trying to use your body as a grow lab, rather than treating it more as an engineering problem and trying to optimize what the body can do. Bodybuilding is a bizarro-world aesthetic for the human body that has also produced nonsense exercises – among them lying on your back in a completely contrived position and bringing a weight from right over your face and using the eccentric phase to lower it slowly in an unusual path. This doesn’t even get into the point that even at light weights, when you lift, in order to get the most benefit from a stimulus, you want to do it until the muscle is fatigued. You almost never “know” at what rep – even with moderate weights – that will occur. Think about what that means for the bench. Oh, just use a spotter you say? So now we have the added problem that the exercise requires another person to put themselves in a compromised lifting position with their balls over your head in order to pull it off of you if you fail.
Sorry, but it’s a dumb exercise, from top to bottom.
And I love you, still. Keep working hard. But learn how to do a clean and press/push-press/jerk and limit yourself to pressing overhead only that which you can clean and you will get benefits that lap the bench press. And you can also safely dump the weight at any time (use bumper plates to do olympic lifts). And it translates to so many other exercises and functional movements (putting an object on a shelf, for example). You will never have to bench a car off of your chest.
Due to my back problems, I’m limited in the exercises I can do. For instance, essentially all barbell exercises are off the table. I do dumbbell bench for chest, pull/chin ups for back, dips for tris and shoulders, curls for biceps. Along with machines for isolation, this routine has worked well for the past 2-3 years. In the past 2 months, I’ve added 20 pounds to the bench and doubled the reps on the body weight exercises.
It may be placebo, but I do credit DHEA to some extent.
Doing what you can with what you’ve got is the way to go. Kudos to you.
I admit you are making me curious about DHEA. I may try it just to its effects, if any, for me.
Due to my back problems
Ah, no wonder Q is always looking out for the FLBP girls.
Big tits will cause back problems.
Chuck Schumer hardest hit.
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On topic since it’s health related:
https://reason.org/commentary/cdc-started-a-vaping-panic-now-its-admitting-vitamin-e-acetate-in-illegal-products-is-to-blame/
That’s not a hot fitness chick in some state of undress.
Might I suggest this subreddit?
Which is EXACTLY what they said they suspected months ago.
But let’s create a moral panic anyway.
I’ve already shared this with a bunch of handwringing parents i know who were all up in arms about the vape.
It won’t matter, of course, but it’s always fun to say i toldja so!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAkcSd5l9Qg
The good news is that all those recent restrictions on vaping will be rescinded, right?
Putting pseudoephedrine behind the counter didn’t stop meth production, but they didn’t rescind that. Fucking idiots.
Well… we’ll see. I don’t trust them to just walk it back and say “our bad, and i oop!”
Thanks, Chafed!
When I started lifting again in my mid-40s, I used Rippetoe’s books and videos to square me away. When I decided to learn Oly lifts, I hired a coach.
Either way, a periodic video review is a good idea. It’s funny how bad habits creep back in. Like elbow flare on bench.
Nothing too exciting this week. Weight is steady. Ready to tackle the next ten lbs.
Went to a foot surgeon who did some new x-rays and told me that the diagnosis from the first dude was totally wrong. AND I have a fracture or two. So for the last year, I’ve been rehabbing the wrong problem. Fucking docs.
Going in for an MRI this week to see what’s up. I just hope I don’t have to wear the fucking boot for a month…
That blows. How did first doc miss your fractures?
Because he was pretty focused on selling me some cool orthotics?
No clue. New doc rocks, though. She’s my age and has seen it all. I just want to get back on the fucking ice!
Ugh. I hope you heal quickly.
Thanks! But if we’re the same age, you know it’s just trying to keep the intervals between injuries as long as possible.
Mark Rippetoe is a good source for anyone – from beginner to advanced – to learn the ‘slow lifts’ properly. And he also happens to be a pretty funny SOB with a west Texas sense of humor. I have a few disagreements with him, but those are over ‘big-endian vs. little-endian kind’ of details. On the fundamentals, dude knows his stuff. Starting Strength should be on anyone’s shelf who wants to get fit, which includes getting strong using iron.
Went to a foot surgeon who did some new x-rays and told me that the diagnosis from the first dude was totally wrong. AND I have a fracture or two. So for the last year, I’ve been rehabbing the wrong problem. Fucking docs.
Going in for an MRI this week to see what’s up. I just hope I don’t have to wear the fucking boot for a month…
Sorry, best wishes.
I guess KC didn’t really want to win this game. Bring back that other guy.
Wow. What a finish.
That’s what SHE said.
And, no matter for me. My boy T-Hill got me almost 40 points in ffb. I might actually win this week.
Special teams and run defense will be the things that sink this team in the playoffs.
The Squaws are one game in front of the Raiders. And they’re going to need some run defense to stop Jacobs. Although thanks to the Raiders terrible secondary, they’ll probably win anyway. They should just throw the ball every down, it’s the best say to beat the Raiders.
way
“Special teams and run defense will be the things that sink this team in the playoffs.”
We’re talking about the Chiefs here. They don’t need no stankin help. This is the team who has won one playoff game in 40 years.
Two. They’ve won two games in forty years. Because that’s so much better.
Oh yeah, that’s right, right before the Brady bunch whipped up on them last year.
“Bring back that other guy”
The smurf?
The exercise that I mostly see fucked up is push-ups.
How so?
Either back arched up too far, or too far in the other direction.
For you Hyp.
https://youtu.be/-Mbr55h3BeQ
“unfortunately it is also one of the most often misperformed exercises”
He’s right.
“…0…0…0…0…0…1…1…1…1…1…1..1…2…2…2…2…2…2…2…2…”
CNN- focused on what matters
Kaiser Permanente CEO Bernard Tyson, an advocate for racial justice and workplace diversity, dies at 60
What about profits?
No cause of death is stated in the article. I’ll guess heart attack that could have been prevented with regular exercise.
Or a directed beam of racism.
Poor health care!
Kaiser is nonprofit.
At least they claim to be!
Funny how that nonprofit organization advertises as much as it does, though.
Based in Oakland, California, Kaiser Permanente is a not-for-profit hospital and health insurance system serving 12.3 million people in eight states and the District of Columbia. Executive Vice President and Group President Gregory Adams has been named as interim chairman and CEO, the company said Sunday.
During his tenure at Kaiser, the company grew its workforce of 174,000 to 218,000 people, and its annual revenue from $53 billion to nearly $83 billion. Tyson also served on the board of directors for the American Heart Association and Salesforce and was a member of the Business Council, a group of the United States’ 200 leading CEOs.
How do you grade performance in a non profit? Revenue growth? Return on investment?
Growth of management’s salary and benefits
Wokeness. It’s the only thing that counts.
Citation: Elizabeth Warren
Non profits don’t pay taxes, which is why we have to make them illegal.
I’m swiping that one.
Bernard Tyson, an advocate for racial justice and workplace diversity
served on the board of directors for the American Heart Association and Salesforce
Not that I was ever expecting Salesforce’s board to rein in their out of control CEO, but illustrates once again the shambolic world of corporate “governance”.
“an advocate for racial justice and workplace diversity”
Not to be redundant, because I posted the same thing here yesterday, but this entire ‘health equity’ bullshit is just another step in a nation becoming too lazy and dumbed down to make real progress. Let’s forget about new technology and increasing people’s health outcomes, let’s just make sure everyone is equally sick or dead and that healthcare workers don’t have to do any real work, that’s the ticket.
We’re all equal in the grave.
Proof that they need the state to govern them.
CNN said that everyone in Europe loves their healthcare. Never mind that no one working at CNN has ever been to Europe or has ever even spoken with anyone who lives there. #BelieveCNN.
I mean, Europeans do generally seem to like their objectively shitty health systems.
I did hear that it’s really great as long as you never get sick.
My wife is from Eastern Europe but our son was born in Austria. She was impressed that the Austrian hospital was clean and that she didn’t need to bring her own sheets and silverware. And that the nurses didn’t curse at her.
In 2018 I was in Vienna. I took the boat from Vienna to Bratislava and the train back from Bratislava.
Crossing the Austrian border was like night and day.
You should have seen the difference 25 years ago.
No cause of death is stated in the article. I’ll guess heart attack that could have been prevented with regular exercise.
Too good for this world.
My wife is making fries. Who put the straw in strawberries?
They’re ain’t no freak-n-fries!
Just have enough whipped cream, and she’ll be happy.
Also, wine – box or not.
I know where the whipped cream goes, but I’m not sure what to do with the box wine?
Get your wife drunk on it.
Oh snap, sometimes I forget stuff!
BOX wine, hello?
Barham Fire Breaks Out Above Warner Bros. Studio Lot
Hey fire, are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?
Global warming strikes again. And you guys still don’t want to give 90% of your income to stop it.
Another Barham fire breaks out
Fuck off, Tulpa! Ya’ll be driving your racist SUVs while the world burns!
This influencer is trying to make coffee vaping
The Chineses are monsters.
“This influencer is trying to make coffee vaping”
The newest worst drug to sweep the nation? I’ll bet it kills 40 millions Americans next week unless we do something! Someone has to do something!
The next big drug scare is going to be DMT vape pins. They’ve been around for around a year now, but are still waiting their turn for WORST THING EVER!!!. Give it six to twelve months.
First, my Glibfit accountability checkin:
https://glibertarians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/GlibfitNov8.png
Second, back from my club’s last action pistol match. I did manage to finish in the top third, and that was all the more impressive considering the influx of shooters from the “good” club that were there. Using the guy with a master’s ranking as a benchmark (since he shot today, and also in the first match I went to), I have improved over the past six months from being triple his score (lower is better) to double his score.
The kind of odd thing is that there are several guys that I shoot with regularly in the IDPA practices that are considerably better (there) than I am that I beat today. To put the most self-serving spin on things, I’m going to believe that it means I have pretty solid fundamentals, since in today’s format, such things as cover, threat consideration and the like are not factors. You can pretty much never get a solid shooting stance in IDPA, by design.
The multigun competition on the 24th is semi-invitation only, and also the first attempt at the format. I’ll let everyone know how it turns out and what the future plans are. I’m probsbly going to wind up buying a PCC. The only question is, can I keep the cost down by going with a Ruger PC9, or will I go complete CZ fanboi and buy a Scorpion?
Keanu Reeves’s Lady Friend Has Given Me the Courage to Turn 40
jfc Keanu gran-slammin’ is going to create a trend of women trying to look older.
Madness.
I didn’t even know you need courage to turn 40. I thought it just happens. Anyway, she fugly, what is wrong with him? Too long in Hollyweird?
She knows that one, weird trick.
I bet Keanu’s utility company really hates that.
I’m a little freaked out about turning 39
I can think of one way to avoid it and help everyone else out.
The courage to turn 40? She was going to off herself at 39 otherwise?
What else can one do to stop this climate change? Many woke, much brave.
You were turning 40 no matter what.
Your words are so triggering. I see a hate crime there, mister!
My GlibFit goal – to be half as fit as our only savior, Tulsi Gabbard.
My life in sex: I watch my wife sleep with younger men
Get fit so you don’t have to be this guy!
Didn’t happen.
I’m willing to bet this was written as filler by a Grauniad intern.
Cuckoldry is … not attractive.
/polite
So this won’t be showing up in a future book?
Oh no. ?????
There’s nothing stopping him from sleeping with the guy.
I’m not all that happy with myself recently fit wise. I lost 60 lbs and kept it off for about 8 months. But then I’ve gained about 15 of it back. Now some of it is lean muscle, but probably about 10 of it, I need to lose back again. I also do not feel quite as well as I did. Less beer and more walking/running. Sigh, it’s a constant struggle.
Deplorable hicks
On Thursday, Velshi sat down with a panel of eight gun owners in Beaver Dam, Wisc., and asked them about the popular progressive policy.
“Let me ask you about a proposal that’s been floated out there by a presidential candidate or more about gun buybacks,” Velshi said. “Who thinks that’s a good idea?”
That sparked audible laughs and chuckles from the panel.
“I just bought mine for a million bucks, so if they’re willing to pay me that…” one gun owner told Velshi.
When asked if the issue of gun rights was in the “top three” election issues going into 2020, four of them raised their hands.
“Don’t mess with my rights to protect my family by trying to take away my firearms,” another gun owner said.
Why can’t we be more like those enlightened Europeans?
I just learned from CNN that 97% of Americans support more common sense gun control. Stop lying!
97% of what? Since the great Net Neutrality Extinction Event, all I see are feral dogs and cockroaches outside.
I guess that’s not counting the 5 out of 4 college women that are violently sodomized.
“the 5 out of 4 college women that are violently sodomized.”
In broad daylight none the less. The only answer is to ban college.
It’s not a buyback since the government didn’t sell it to us.
I may have found an exercise game that the girlfriend likes. Nintendo Ring Fit Adventure.
It’s a basic RPG, but you have to exercise to advance.
Parody Twitter account translates Trump tweets into Jar Jar Binks’ language
Oh my God.
Stunning and brave.
I love democracy.
Spicy Mariachi Beef Pizza turned out great.
https://pasteboard.co/IG6rLUQ.jpg
Is that soap weed?
I love Cilantro. I do not taste soap at all. I taste cilantro. It’s like parsley only better.
I made a pizza last week with mushrooms and much soap weed. It was great.
Still have dough for pizza tomorrow:)
I’m too lazy for that. I buy premade crusts at Fresh Market. My wife just started experimenting with making pizza crust. She did better on her 2nd attempt.
I still remember the boxed Chef Boyardee pizza kits we used to make when I was a kid.
Oh I didn’t make the dough. It’s Trader Joe’s. Its refrigerated pre-made pizza dough. It’s very tasty.
I have done layered homemade crusts that are excellent but you have to plan ahead.
My wife actually did it from scratch. I’m not that brave. She’ll probably have it down to an art by next week.
That’s a tasty looking pie.
NICE. I love sliding the pizza into the oven on a wooden pizza peel.
Nice work!
https://www.thecollegefix.com/iowa-state-professor-reported-to-administration-for-allowing-students-to-say-only-women-have-abortions/
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In an Iowa State University classroom recently, students began discussing the touchy issues of abortion and birth control when a student spoke up and declared those topics to be “women’s issues.”
Yet one dissatisfied student took to the university’s Campus Climate reporting website to complain that the discussion, which took place in September, was offensive to the trans community.
According to the student, declaring abortion and birth control women-centric issues “erases trans men and people who are non-binary who get abortions and/or use birth control.”
The student then reported the professor to administration, complaining “there was no push back by the professor to get students to be more inclusive and instead repeated this erasure.”
This report was one of 49 filed with Iowa State’s “Campus Climate” staff over the last year obtained last week by The College Fix through a public records act request. (The names of the individuals involved were redacted by the university to protect their identities.)
The Iowa State climate program is similar to so-called bias response teams at other universities, and it aims to “provide support for those who report being impacted by hate, intolerance or bias on campus.”
According to the university’s website, the climate team may ask those named in complaints to engage in “constructive dialogue,” although officials insist there are no “disciplinary sanctions” imposed.
Iowa State spokeswoman Angela Hunt told The College Fix that information collected from the website is “shared with campus partners who follow normal protocols for their unit.”
Hunt said the campus climate reporting process has been in effect since 2017, and noted the Campus Climate Response Team includes members from the Office of Equal Opportunity, Diversity and Inclusion, Dean of Students Office, Department of Residence, ISU Police Department, Office of the Senior Vice President and Provost, University Counsel, University Human Resources and Strategic Relations and Communications.
“Reports through the website are referred to the appropriate partner who will determine what, if any, next steps will be taken by their administrative unit,” Hunt said in an e-mail to The Fix.
In the past year, the climate reporting system, which allows students and faculty members to anonymously report one another, has been used frequently by transgender activists to inform on professors and other campus institutions. Of the 49 reports, about 20 percent dealt with issues such as “trans erasure” or “misgendering.”
In August 2018, a student reported having a discussion with their music professor about gender and pronouns, but complained the professor was still having problems with “misgendering.”
“Today was worse,” the student wrote, “in that I corrected him twice and on the second time he said ‘He, she, it, whatever.’”
A week later, a student reported another professor for joking that students should be able to tell an individual’s sex just by looking at them. “He then made a face expressing uneasiness,” the student wrote.
In another complaint, a student last fall visited Thielen psychiatric services on campus, and while filling out the paperwork, noticed only women were asked when they had their last menstrual cycle.
“Women are not the only people who have menstrual cycles,” the student wrote. “Trans-men can have menstrual cycles, as can non-binary people, etc.”
The student was concerned that merely seeing the question could be damaging to trans individuals, saying it could “trigger dysphoria in people seeking health services at Thielen.”
And in December, a transgender student changed their name in the school computer system, only to later find out the computer switched back to their “dead name.”
“This is a possibly dangerous situation for me since I am a forestry major and my program is more conservative,” the student wrote. “Seeing or hearing the name causing me [sic] intense mental grief and I literally cannot take it.”
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[head desk]
And FFS, quit making up words!
I am a forestry major and my program is more conservative,” the student wrote. “Seeing or hearing the name causing me [sic] intense mental grief and I literally cannot take it.”
Wait til you get put into the real world, bozo.
“I am a forestry major”
Let me guess, with a minor in the 23 genders of the spotted owl?
Xe’s a lumberjack and xe’s OK
A couple of years ago, we had a guy from our community up here because I was complaining about a dying Chestnut tree’s branches literally on my deck and the thing looking like it was going to fall down any minute. Young guy, big dude,probably 6’5″ and 230 lbs. and he says ‘Well, I’d have to call in an expert to look a this, I sure wouldn’t be climbing up there!’. And I said ‘What the fuck is wrong with you? When I was your age, I would have had a chainsaw out and had that thing cut down, sawed up and stacked for firewood in less than an hour. In fact, you have a chainsaw?, I’ll take care of it right now, myself’. I think I scared the poor kid so bad he wet his underoos. An entire generation of dumbed down, sheep like pussies. We’re fucking doomed.
“Seeing or hearing the name causing me [sic] intense mental grief and I literally cannot take it.”
Gah, these coddled little bitches needed this shit beat out of them in middle school. #makeBullyingGreatAgain
I just realized last night I have the PC game, bully. I think I need to play it.
Related. Prolly want to skip the first 2 minutes of promotion. Hell you prolly want to skip the whole thing.
https://youtu.be/m7CRubwB32E
Just for the sake of argument, let’s temporarily accept this absurd idea that a biological female who identifies as a man is actually a man who might get an abortion…
How does this amount to “erasure” of trans people? Anatomy classes teach that humans have two arms, but that doesn’t mean they’re “erasing” people who have one arm due to a birth defect or accident.
This victimhood Olympics shit is getting ridiculous.
You know what snow flake? Fuck off and quit erasing women.
+1 TERF
This is a possibly dangerous situation for me since I am a forestry major
Makes sense
The real world is going to be a jarring transition for these hothouse flowers.
Why am I always so bummed when my team loses? It’s not like I’m THAT emotionally invested. Hrmph.
Home from church. No cod jokes because I shot my wad Friday.
Keanu’s girlfriend. If I were her, I’d make an effort to not look like my lover’s mother. Randy Travis married his cougar and they were together for 19 years. She’s 18 years older than he is. My Pinterest board to give me the courage to turn 60 in 8.5 years.
And now I must go clothes shopping with my XX tax deduction. Save me. Or at least pray for me.
“Why am I always so bummed when my team loses?”
Foozball is a brain virus. You just have to stop caring and remember it’s just entertainment and that it has no effect on your life personally. Just stop it before you become a democrat and start screaming at the sky. When your team loses, fire up a good computer game and kill some pixels, you’ll feel better.
That doesn’t work.
/Cleveland won
It works it just takes years, and you have to keep your guard up and not get sucked back in when they have a good year. I now find it funny when my Bengals lose. It only took 20+ years.
The Browns haven’t had a good year in the past 2 decades. The Indians were good, but not as good as the Twins.
And fuck the Cavs.
Eh. Pats fan here. For years I was bummed out when they lost. Now I’m okay if they lose a game or two.
*ducks for cover*
I thought it was Mr. Mojeaux who was the Mahomie.
He is, but I love football and I was born here and I like it when my team wins and I don’t like it when they don’t win.
/tries to pass Mojeaux a beer
/rethinks it
/keeps the beer
According to the student, declaring abortion and birth control women-centric issues “erases trans men and people who are non-binary who get abortions and/or use birth control.”
The student then reported the professor to administration, complaining “there was no push back by the professor to get students to be more inclusive and instead repeated this erasure.”
We’re living in a post-objective-reality world.
You can get all the abortions you want, just don’t expect me to pay for it. Abort yourself, we’ll all be better off, the planet too.
“repeated this erasure”
Meaningless word is meaningless.
0 fucks given.
Turns out I wasn’t eating nearly enough protein. I made some corrections, like eating 5 chicken breasts for lunch. Got 30 lbs of gain on the bench in 2 weeks. I’ve been eating a lot of dead animals lately.
You thinking about trying those SARMs?
I’m going to wait for a plateau. I’m gaining strength pretty quickly now that I’ve figured out the protein problem. For now, just creatine, 1-andro, and DHEA.
Keanu’s girlfriend. If I were her, I’d make an effort to not look like my lover’s mother.
Some people go for that, they tell me. I want a girl who people will mistake for my daughter’s best friend.
May have already been posted, but too good to not make sure.
https://www.rochesterfirst.com/news/national-news/victim-uses-battle-axe-to-fend-off-home-invader/
“The suspect knocked on the door repeatedly, then kicked it in, while Ball was in his apartment playing video games and watching Rick and Morty.”
Gotta be a Glib.
Nice hat, brah.
Did drugs fall out of his ass?
He’s a Portlandian, I can smell them a mile away.
The drugs were in his urethra.
In August 2018, a student reported having a discussion with their music professor about gender and pronouns, but complained the professor was still having problems with “misgendering.”
“Today was worse,” the student wrote, “in that I corrected him twice and on the second time he said ‘He, she, it, whatever.’”
Nice.
My GlibFit “progress”
Grrrrr. Goals are to get sub-280 weight, work up to 5 hours/week of cardio, and run 45 minutes of 3 run : 1 walk.
Did 30 min cardio Monday, skipped Tuesday, worked late Wed and Thurs, and was sick by Friday. Ate like shit through the weekend. Hopefully next week sucks less.
Most weekends are eating like shite for me. But I may be committing to at least a spin class a week.
I have a spin bike, but at 285lbs I aint doin that to my taint.
I did one spin class in regular shorts. After that I brought cycling shorts (with all the padding). I was pleasantly surprised that the class I went to yesterday ran with punk music instead of R&B.
Hawt.
Turns out the old “sit on your hand and pretend it’s a stranger” trick works from the other side, too.
Chamois Butter is your friend.
Tomorrow is a new day. Keep at it.
Run? Fuck that. I’m 200 and my knees would collapse if 8 ran regularly. I did 40 minutes on the elliptical yesterday and hiked 5 miles in the hills today.
My GlibFit goal is to stop eating stupid shit and at least maintain my lowest weight while I’m going through this enormous life change. No, not that one. That one’s done, kaput, over with.
High five for MoJo!!
Enormous life change? Re-entering the anal phase?
She’s just struggling with the realization of being the worst.
I wonder if you get groupies for being the worst like serial killers do.
I can already see them congregating around the stage. I’m not sure what sort of horror I’ve unleashed. Next thing we know, they’ll all be drinking the kool-aid while waiting for the space ship to arrive.
Hyperion is clearly one of my groupies.
Don’t flatter yourself, sweety. (:
Dude, I can see you looking in my window, right there!
And you find it kinky, don’t you?
LOL, Ted S is on a roll!
If enjoying my groupies is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.
No, she’s converting to Catholicism.
Among other things, unloading this money pit shithole I loathe and finding a house I only have to pay rent on.
I will never own a home again.
La Trappe Dubbel. Not Glibfit friendly.
https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/184/626/
/hides bar tab
/at least they had Hop Knife at $2 a can
I’m not sure I like this one. It’s a little too sweet for me.
Dubbels tend towards the sweet side.
One of the bartenders did a double check when I ordered a Yuengling ($3/pint) instead of going with something else (60 Minute, GLBC Christmas, and Fat Heads HeadHunter were all $4)
I like most Dubbels, but this wasn’t working for me today.
Last time I had Yuengling in a bar I paid $3 a pint. That felt weird since I remembered $1 draft specials for Yuengling when I was younger.
You don’t want to know what I thought about paying $7-$8 for Yuengling in Nashville.
One place had Honey Brown as the special for a wing crawl. $2 pints. The entire group I was with went that route, as it’s not the best beer, but at that price it’s hard to pass up for nostalgia.
I have fond memories of quaffing Honey Brown.
Plus it goes good with wings
This past year was one of the few wing crawls I’ve missed. As AGM was going on the same day.
/the beer god has spoken
La Trappe (formerly Koeningshoeven) makes good beer.
No one wants to see my bar tab from the bar this afternoon.
0 fucks given.
That’s mostly where I am, but sometimes, I see these stories about college kids who are being spoon fed this egregious (dangerous) nonsense, and I have a weird fleeting twinge of pity, much as i would seeing a puppy trying to cross a busy road.
They’ll soon be running the world and throwing people in Gulags for incorrect pronoun use.
Like I said, they’ll have the most shocked look on their face when their back is up against that wall they had planned for the bad people.
It takes some serious effort to dumb down an entire generation into thinking socialism is a good thing.
Socialism almost makes sense compared to the coming Pronoun Purge.
You don’t implement communitopia without turning a few objective truths on their head… violently
You can just imagine some ex-KGB guy watching this stuff and thinking “they’re not even *useful* idiots”…
Wayne Larivee on the Packers radio network: Aaron Jones is doing for the Packers what a shot of Maker’s Mark does for your Miller Light.
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I’ve been doing my walking and lifting exercises but I’ve run into some problems.
There have been some insidious decisions made that are particularly galling to me and some of my friends. For example, the dairy producers have secretly doubled the calories in ice cream, the bakers in cinnamon rolls and other things I like, with out telling me or even changing the price. Even gasoline has had the BTUs increased and left me in the dark. In the past I could get 5 gallons of gas in a can and do a one hand curl and put it the back of my truck with the tailgate up. Now with the heavy duty BTU increase it takes two hands to put 4 gallons in the truck, with the tailgate down.
Carrying groceries in the house is part of the nefarious program to embarrass me. In the past I could easily carry two bags of meat, coffee and canned goods in, up the stairs and set the bags on the kitchen counter. The producers couldn’t leave well enough alone and started making pounds heavier. The plot seems to go on and on but I have caught on and am spreading the word to my friends, only most have them are aware already.
Right?! I walk six blocks to the supermarket and back and carrying a couple bags of groceries leaves me out of breath now. What have they done to those things?!
Don’t even get me started on how the clothing manufacturers have been secretly reducing the actual size of clothing while keeping the size numbers the same. I have size 38 pants in my closet that used to fit five years ago, but now they’re so tight that it’s hard to zip up all the way. There’s just no other explanation for that.
Well, one reason is that Chinese inches are smaller than American inches, not exactly metric but similar to some old 3/5s rule.
Speaking of football, Bundesliga news for Rhywun.
Oh wow, I have that DVR’ed. I’ll watch it unfold some night this week.
And Pep is bitching at Man Shitty, which is always a good thing.
Enh, that first bit of drama was probably a PK but I don’t give a fuck. Everyone gets lucky now and then and it’s about time it went in my favor.
There’s derp and then there’s TedX derp:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE8UHCDVYB8
comment gold: “I think I’m a good catch”- yes, on the end of a harpoon.
I had a date last night. She was fatter than her pictured indicated, but that’s happened to me enough times that it wasn’t a surprise. I keep meeting single women who are saving up to buy a house. Why? Your future husband will most likely be making more money and you’ll have to move to wherever his career takes him. I say worry about a house after you get married. I’ve haven’t lived in the same place for more than 3 years since 2003.
When I was involved in the wonderful world of online dating, I remember one time I went to meet a chick. And I didn’t recognize her. She recognized me right way, I guess because I always made sure my pics were less than a year old. But her’s had to be at least 20 years and 100 lbs old. Seriously.
Jesus. You should have sued her for fraud.
<—- 20 years, but only 30 pounds ago.
There is no Ted S. derp.
^promote this man
Feminists always talk about “traditional gender norms” as though they are laws that are enforced by some nefarious agency. They complain about being “pressured” or even “forced” into doing things like getting married and having kids, but they never go into detail about what exactly the consequences are for not doing them. I’m sure there are some socially conservative people out there who do think it’s a woman’s duty to produce children and take care of the house, but what are they doing to you? People disagreeing with you and believing that your life choices are wrong is not some horrible punishment for violating gender norms. It’s something that happens to pretty much everyone.
“The patriarchy” is 99% imaginary.
PS: Maybe that lady did go into more specifics in that TedX talk, but I’m not going to waste some of my dwindling weekend time by watching that whole thing. I’ve seen enough other videos and read enough other articles where it’s just taken as a given that women suffer some horrible consequences if they go against gender norms.
It’s all about asserting power over you. Homey don’t play dat.
Did people intentionally walk into an audotorium and sit down to listen to listen to this wonan complain about her life choices? Or were they lured there as part if some evil ruse?
Poor form either deprives you of the intended benefit or can lead to injuries. Proper form maximizes the exercises benefits and avoids injury.
When I started working with the trainer at my gym, he said something after an evaluation that amounted to, “The success you’ve had is in spite of yourself. You’re setting yourself up for an injury.”
He caught a bunch of mistakes I was making that I didn’t know I was making.
Sure, I now have a herniated disk impinging on a nerve, but I suspect the disc has been fucked for a while.
The leg has been acting up today. It’s probably phantom pain due to the impinged nerve.
My physical therapist doesn’t see much benefit in my coming in for physical therapy appointments. He has cleared me to do deadlifts with baby-weight dumbbells, kettlebell swings with light weights, and battle rope work. So, I’ll work them in with the rest of my physical therapy work.
I have my follow-ups with the doc that did the shot and the physical therapist the week of Thanksgiving.
I didn’t do any yard work today or yesterday. Yesterday I said “fuck it” and instead did inside work. Today, as I was eating breakfast, the winds picked up and said, “Fuck it, tomorrow is supposed to be calm before the storm so I’ll do the yard work tomorrow.” I spent the afternoon at a local pub. One of the Sunday bartenders I have a crush on but I don’t think she’s interested. Interestingly enough, I chatted with a guy sitting next to me at the bar that grew up near where I grew up.
We’ll see how things work out. I suspect I will need a second shot. Hopefully I don’t need surgery but we will see.
In the meantime, I am enjoying Firestone Walker XXII which is excellent.
I helped Dad stack firewood.
I’ve stacked firewood. Good workout.
Do everything you can to avoid surgery. That screws up more backs than the actual injury.
That’s my plan. We’ll see how it works out.
Speaking of protein-
They keep running this stupid Burger King ad.
“This fake burger tastes just like a real burger. Maybe better!”
Since they never bother to tell us, is there any protein in that crap? More importantly, is there any assimilable protein in it, or is it just empty calories?
It’s healthy and delicious. Open your mind, whitey.
The other secret is as long as you get the texture remotely correct, the fake smoke flavor and the whopper sauce covers up a lot of sins. This is true of the plant and beef burgers.
To be honest, I can’t tell the Beyond Burger from hambuger, on a hamburger. I mean, I might not have the most discerning taste, but to me, the taste is good. I think one of the ingredients is beans, which actually has a lot of protein.
I hate “gotcha!” commercials.
They just ensured I will never eat that product – not that real BK isn’t gross already.
It’s loaded with coconut oil.
That’s the fat part you get with cow burger.
Jugsy dragged one over here the other day, for me to sample. I already had food in mind, so it parked in the fridge until I heated it up for the lunch the next day (deconstructed- keto)
I can say that the re-heated ImpossibleWhopper burger tastes identical to what a re-heated beef Whopper tastes like. A flame-broiled asbestos shingle.
One thing I did notice was that the fake burger has a SHIT ton of thiamine, And since I take a multi-vitamin/mineral (cause keto), my pee stank. And the next day my p00p was black/black like I was wondering if I had an upper GI bleed. Then I remembered fake meat.
I suppose for someone that hasnt been vegetarian for a long time, and still craves meat, its a passable alternative. YMMV.
Black stools is a lower GI bleed. And you’ll know it because that’s one of the worst smells known to mankind.
With all due respect- I know your history in emergency medicine. Im pretty sure the LOWER gi is the nice, bright, red, blood like you’re having an ass-period. Or just started your 5-year bid in prison. The UPPER gi blood is the black, stinky, stuff, that comes out like I drained the crankcase in my Cummins. It has time to oxidize on its way out. Hence the black.
Depends on where the bleed is at. From my experience with lower GI bleeds, none of them presented with bright red blood, although it is possible. Upper GI typically presents with vomiting blood, or what’s called “coffee grounds emesis”. If you’re having an ass period, it’s pretty close to the exit.
I’m entertained by the BS news stories popping up in my feed that mention that the Impossible burger isn’t healthier then a regular burger. Since I’m calorie counting, I don’t GAS.
I want to try it, but I went in Wegman’s one day when the wife wasn’t feeling good and tried to find it. But that store is so freaking big, I just gave up finding it because of worrying about her and went back to the car.
“I’m entertained by the BS news stories popping up in my feed that mention that the Impossible burger isn’t healthier then a regular burger”
I don’t know. You can never believe anything you hear anymore because someone has a vested interest in it. But I bet it doesn’t have as much antibiotics and hormones in it as regular beef does.
In the end, I say everyone eat what they want, enjoy your life because it’s too short.
its a novelty. I doubt any vegetarian is going to be in BK in the 1st place, and this gimmick isnt likely to lure them in.
The worst part for me was, since its a shitty fast-food burger, a couple synapses were tripped and I immediately wanted a coke and their crappy onion rings.
But since the taste was so similar (to me), I wonder if some doofus on the grill messed an order up, and sent out a beef patty instead, would the customer even know it was actual beef?
I dunno, but I can tell you I can’t tell the difference between Beyond Burger and regular hamburger on a hamburger. it even looks the same. Now if I try both off the bun, maybe I would know the difference.
With all due respect maybe you can’t tell the difference between a BK veggie patty and a BK burger, but let’s not pretend the BK burger was some paragon of burgerdom. I really doubt any veggie patty is going to match a thick juicy homemade burger.
I don’t go to Burger King, so I wouldn’t know. But at Red Robin and our local burger joint, I can’t tell the difference.
“I really doubt any veggie patty is going to match a thick juicy homemade burger.”
Yeah, I don’t know. Which is why I want to try the impossible burger.
I’ve had the same stuff when it was sold in the supermarkets in patty and in sausage formats. It looked like processed ground meat, maybe more like raw ground turkey patty. It tasted a little like the Salisbury steak you used to get in a Swanson TV dinner, but the texture was off. Nothing like a hamburger, IMO. To be fair, most of the time when I eat a hamburger I grind the beef myself from something like top or bottom round, preferably Angus if it’s on sale. It’s noticeably better than even beef you buy already ground and blows most restaurant hamburgers out of the water.
I’m a vegetarian. I went to BK and had the Impossible Burger.
“Since I’m calorie counting, I don’t GAS.”
Well for sure, plant based food is going to be way less calories, because a large percentage of it is fiber and there’s no fiber in meat. That’s just a fact, however you want to see it.
Dude at work bought one the other day. He tore off a bit of the patty for each of us to taste. It definitely does not taste like a whopper patty. I imagine the horrid taste is masked by all the other stuff so some people think it is the same.
You can just imagine some ex-KGB guy watching this stuff and thinking “they’re not even *useful* idiots”…
You can pile them on the battlements when you run out of sandbags.
Man, I’m feeling bummed that I missed the Night Shift last night. I hit the sack early, figuring I’d wake up at midnight or 2 am and go for it. But I slept clear to 7 am.
I missed Chafed, GT, Tulip, and of course the irreplaceable Sir Digby.
Life fail.
/kicks a pebble
I love this place, but seriously, it isn’t a career. You don’t have to be here for every post.
So, who else is going to tell us there’s another thread just opened up?
Straff is good for being our alarm-system, too.
Can’t take the sconnie out of him.
Just watch the sidebar.
Mojeaux proposed a Glibbroad slumber party. So far, she, Tulip & I are in (did I miss any actual Glibbroads who piped up? I bailed circa 2 a.m.) and we’re pondering the idea of streaming it PPV. On the agenda so far: Labyrinth, braiding each other’s hair, and the traditional Truth or Dare. Whaddaya think?
Pillow fight
::hastily scribbles onto draft agenda::
Gotta get it on video.
Damn you!
For the record, Im near enough that Id be more than happy to do the in-game commentary.
Haven’t settled on the venue yet – gotta figure out whose place is most centrally located (Whereabouts does Tulip live?) and otherwise most appropriate. But we’ll keep you in mind if it ends up at Chez GT.
I can tell you right now, I’m most central. ?
That would’ve been my guess. So…you wanna look for a new place with a finished basement, or shall we have it at your current digs and trash the place?
At my current house, but only if you promise to help me burn it down and make it look like an accident.
::adds marshmallows and other S’mores ingredients to shopping list::
I was about to offer up my man cave until GT added the marshmallows.
Hara Arena needs some money….
Hara Arena needs an intact roof. Or just to be bulldozed once and for all. : (
You forgot the ouija board.
“light as a feather….stiff as a board”
1 John 4:1
Shhhhh you’re wrecking my stereotypical slumber party set dressing.
Right! Ouija board! Do you have one? A Magic 8-ball just doesn’t have the same cachet.
I do not have a ouija board. In fact, in 51 years, I have never seen one IRL.
I’ve seen one – a childhood friend had one. It probably came out at her slumber party. We had this.
We just moved on from the Ouija board to Dungeons and Dragons games. That’s about the time most of us were going to burn in hell eventually. Then that Master’s of the Universe cartoon with that Skeletor dude sealed our fate for once and all.
Spooky
What is even wrong with you? Do you live in the USA? We all had Ouija boards when were were kids! And ponies! And we loved our ponies! Who wouldn’t love a pony? YOU! You said so!
An elderly neighbor lady wanted to get me a ouija board and my mother about had a cow.
…
*pondering that*
…
PLOT BUNNY!
As for horses, the only horses I like are chrome and on two wheels.
I cannot STAND horses.
Look at this. Me and the worst have something in common. The only good horses are in the glue factory. One of the little bitches threw me off up against a barn wall when I was 10. For no reason, I dindunuthin. It enraged me and I picked up a rock and smashed the bitch in the head and I’ve hated horses ever since then.
I have been bitten, thrown (landed on a pile of rotting lumber with a nail sticking up an inch from my face and tore my hamstring), stomped on, and damn near killed by an overprotective mare when HER foal approached ME!
She reared and my dad snatched me out from under her before she came down on my head.
Furthermore! There is quite a bit of tension in my family regarding the four horses my aunt has.
I ended up feeding the fuckers one day and my mom shuffles out and hollers at me. I go to the fence and she says, “DID YOU POISON THEM? PLEASE TELL ME YOU DID NOT POISON THEM!”
Sadly, I had none on me.
The thing about Ouija boards is this: If you are a pure materialist its just a stupid board and people pushing the planchette to mess with their friends. If you are a Christian and believe in the supernatural you are deliberately inviting spirits into your home. Since most Christian traditions do not accept the concept of benign and neutral spirits beyond the Holy Ghost and the angels, which are not subject to our bidding, that means to a believer a Ouija board is literally inviting possession. The D & D stuff is silliness. No one playing D & D actually invites possession, they are just playing a fantasy out.
And it is The Worst. In capital letters.
” have been bitten, thrown (landed on a pile of rotting lumber with a nail sticking up an inch from my face and tore my hamstring), stomped on, and damn near killed by an overprotective mare when HER foal approached ME!”
MY brother-in-law is a cowboy who loves roping and taming wild horses. One of them nearly killed my sister a few years ago when it threw her off. She was nearly paralyzed for almost a year and still has serious problems because of it. Montana. He asked me if I wanted to go with him to rope some horses. I said, just give me a gun big enough to kill a bear and I’ll shoot the first fucking horse I see.
Damn right.
Oh, no. It was equally as Satanic as back masking and the Great Satanic Animal Sacrifice panic of 198x.
I’m just differentiating panics that are silly even within the religious framework, like all those you list, and those that make sense within the religious framework, like, “don’t invite demons into you”. I have this argument with my hard core atheist friends, who are so hung up on “Christ fag loves his fake Sky Daddy” that they can’t view things within the framework the other person is using.
Maybe it is a distinction without a difference to most people today, but it seems significant to me.
I’ve seen one. I even tried one out at a party with some friends. I remember thinking, “Yep, I’m right, this is bullshit, they’re pushing the whatever-the-fuck-it-is-called around.”
I wasn’t old enough to drink when my sister and her friends decided to freak us out with their Ouija board and a Seance. I didn’t buy it. I was just hoping my sister’s bodacious friend was going to take me into the closet to meet the ghost, so I could grab her by the pussy.
odds and ends
I got the “0 results” glitch from Google again for a search of “socialist pet parents”. A few hours later, it went away- 1.7 million results. I guess it was just a random bug.
Millennial women discuss dating
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp_pzzE_JWc
comment gold: Vampires sitting around a table discussing the blood type of their future victims…
The comment ratio is a faint ray of hope in my dreary world.
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/jul/28/my-dog-molly-underwent-gender-reassignment-surgery
[Hank Hill BWAA]
Did you read the dog article? It is all couched in silly terms but if you read it, nothing stupid happened, the dog was hermaphroditic and they did surgery to remove the vestigial organs and open the urethra.
Curses! I stopped at the headline.
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/8x8bez/yes-there-are-trans-animals
TL;DR – hermaphroditism, etc is equated with transgenderism
The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their proper names – some fucking white male
If I were a hermaphrodite I’d be pretty pissed about these folks jumping on my train.
…phrasing?
WTF
Feminists always talk about “traditional gender norms” as though they are laws that are enforced by some nefarious agency. They complain about being “pressured” or even “forced” into doing things like getting married and having kids, but they never go into detail about what exactly the consequences are for not doing them. I’m sure there are some socially conservative people out there who do think it’s a woman’s duty to produce children and take care of the house, but what are they doing to you? People disagreeing with you and believing that your life choices are wrong is not some horrible punishment for violating gender norms. It’s something that happens to pretty much everyone.
Complete strangers who couldn’t care less about you or your life choices are worse than Hitler.
Most of the ‘pressure’ I see people who have no kids dealing with is internal. You make your choices and take what consequences come, one of those consequences is sometimes serious regret. We tend to make choices based on our immediate desires and fears. Then later on we regret them because those immediate desires don’t get you the deep satisfactions that other choices might. Some ‘conventional wisdom’ is trivial crap, but a lot of it is the distilled experience of past generations.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chesa_Boudin
City air will make us free
He seems nice.
“DNC Leaders Bury Heads In Hands After New Moderate Presidential Recruit Immediately Walks Into Oncoming Traffic”
https://politics.theonion.com/dnc-leaders-bury-heads-in-hands-after-new-moderate-pres-1839699377
Just look at how you are suffering right now because of bad orange man and then get back to me.
https://newbostonpost.com/2016/03/26/city-air-makes-you-free/
So why does Boston now give us Warren and Markey?
We get it, Winston.
Ok, I’ve defended you before on this but here’s the problem with your argument. No one ‘pushed’ urbanization. Urbanization occurs spontaneously because it is much easier to get goods and services, and to make goods and provide services, when you live near other people. The principle advocates of deurbanization were Mao and Pol Pot. Are you suggesting a great leap forward? The Killing Fields? If not, then what is your point? If it is just sarcastic mockery of the Cosmos, great but that seems an odd choice for your trick if you want to be a one trick pony. You’re a bright, well read person, why are you wasting your time arguing with a group of people who have no influence, and who are not even here?
Sorry I suppose I am wondering what went wrong, why is modern city air giving us shitty politicians? There is some explanation. Public Utilities? City air may have been nice in Medieval Germany since rural Germany sucked but not today? And no I am not advocating for some agrarianism since I am skeptical of that.
Not to be snarky but don’t we argue with socialists who are not on this site all the time?
Not to be snarky but don’t we argue with socialists who are not on this site all the time?
Fair point.
I don’t think anything went wrong so much as urban settings make it easier for the bureaucrats to control people’s lives in ways that look more benign and don’t spark push back. As HM was pointing out, an awful lot of rural dwellers have their own pet aspects of big government, so there is no magic antidote to looking to government for freebies on the farm. I think the biggest factor is that cities attract and consolidate team blue constituencies, not that they create them.
I am not denying that farmer’s movements in the past (or present) did include supporting nationalization of industry but there are libertarians who specifically argued that “City air makes us free” which I think is a rather simplistic view of the past that might not be the most up-to-date aspect right now.
I think this likely the case. NYC could very well have the most libertarians in the country but they are overwhelmingly outvoted in every district and city-wide race.
but there are libertarians who specifically argued that “City air makes us free”
Yeah, they are wrong. Obviously wrong on the face of the argument.
Id like Sloop or some other Texas glibs to weigh in on: “No one ‘pushed’ urbanization. Urbanization occurs spontaneously because it is much easier to get goods and services, and to make goods and provide services, when you live near other people.”
“Easier to get” is a matter of perception. Getting “things” in Cincinnati, SW Ohio, or on the East Coast is a wholly different matter from “getting things” in a flyover state, where you have access to a WalMart- its just 40 miles away.
Discuss.
Marginally related: One must not underestimate the importance of the Walmart fabric department before they killed it (Wall Street sure as hell didn’t underestimate that).
When the cities began to develop there wasn’t a Walmart, or Amazon, and 40 miles was at minimum an overnight trip. The car gave us the suburbs, it is possible that the internet will eventually kill the cities, but I doubt it, some services require population density to be viable, and the appeal of the countryside is limited to most people.
“Professor dismembered student-turned-lover, planned to kill himself dressed as Napoleon
A distinguished Russian professor chopped up his student-turned-lover and planned on killing himself while dressed as Napoleon Bonaparte — but was instead busted carrying a backpack stuffed with the woman’s arms, after drunkenly falling into a river, according to reports.”
https://nypost.com/2019/11/10/professor-dismembered-student-turned-lover-planned-to-kill-himself-dressed-as-napoleon/
His insanity defense should be very easy.
Social Justice Belongs In Our Schools
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziW5JG6GTHk
[head desk]
The one thing that does not belong in our schools, children.
I’ve made 17,000+ comments here?
Why? Have you been counting?
If you go in to your dashboard, it will tell you how many comments you’ve made.
22K
No, I clicked on the speech bubble at the top that says I’ve got two messages. It sent me here, which says there about 1.25M comments overall and 17,239 are “Mine”.
The speech bubble is for comments that are pending approval by TPTB.
Thank you for the explanation.
Sarc? I didn’t mean to step on your toes.
No, that wasn’t sarcasm.
Congrat’s
10,000 of which were “you
r‘re“Exactly how many comments are needed to achieve shitlord status? Do we get to carry over from TOS?
Why would you do that? I commented rarely on TOS.
I guess that’s why I’m going to be the next Supreme Overlord instead of you.
You are just padding your count now.
Better than padding his bra.
You want to see his saggy tits au naturel?
I, uh…was that an option? What’s my other choices? ?
Sorry, but you’ll never be a shitlord.
30,000+ good god
wow
Fuck, I’m at 7k+ and I usually pass out before 9pm. You late nighters are crazy.
Somewhere north of 25K.
7700 or so for me. That’s higher than I thought.
Almost 8700 for me.
” fired-up @TheLaurenChen condemns the racist ideas of a professor and some students from Weber State University after audio was released where students debated the merits of sending all white people on a one way ticket to space.”
https://twitter.com/BlazeTV/status/1193249396579848198
Wouldn’t they need white people to build the spaceships?
Depends on whether you think Asians are white people.
Daisy Cousins on male feminists
Well, she can’t be a liberal, she’s way too cute and feminine.
“Trump is actually talking about providing specific tangibles to Foundational Black Americans
Yet the democrats who Black Americans have been so naively loyal to, are adamant about NOT doing anything specific for Black Americans.
So why should we honestly support the democrats?”
https://twitter.com/tariqnasheed/status/1192973279209783296
If Tariq Nasheed is supporting Trump the entire Democratic machine is going to end up crying in fetal position for ever.
They’ve already been doing it for months. A retarded 15 year old girl is their new leader and none of their presidential candidates have any real workable solutions to anything.
Totally not a cult. What was the total count on all that aerosol paint used in the mural creation again?
When you’ve lost Tariq “black bodies” Nasheed…
side note: Tariq means pathfinder in Arabic. It comes from the word for path. Nasheed means chant/song.
Gibraltar is garbled Arabic for Jabal al-Tariq – the mountain of Tariq.
I’m pretty sure he coined “black bodies”. Maybe it was another guy.
Right? For a second I thought I had confused him with someone else.
Derp: Wrong guy. Ta-Nehisi Coates is the main populizer of the “black bodies” thing. I doubt he coined it though, since I’m pretty sure I’ve seen it quoted in academia before he picked it up. If Tariq’s used it, it’s just because Coates did.
Shit. This is like the time MSNBC confused Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton.
Youtube memory-holed that video.
Never mind, found it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr1m-s0Sr7c
Can you judge a book by its cover?
Jennifer Simpson – Higher education and social justice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD31mTYoO5c
That’s not a woman, that’s a man baby! Well, I mean… if that is a woman, someone seriously beat her with the ugly stick…
Whoever beat xer with an ugly stick got a full body workout.
So ugly women are really men in drag? Interesting …
I tapped out when I saw the opening screenshot.
Eco-Grief and Ecofeminism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6FuKhjfvK8
[anguished Zoidberg groan]
tl;dr – more people are dying of cancer than 100 years ago! it must be pollution and absolutely nothing else! pay no attention to infant mortality statistics!
A few things. People live a lot longer than they did 100 years ago, so more cancer. Also, our diets mostly suck and are loaded with shit not fit for human consumption. So more cancer. Also, better diagnostic tools, so more cancer.
Forgotten Weapons on Morphy’s Auction prices.
Drat! I had a perfect video where a nose-ringed, purple-haired feminist was yammering on about white privilege, but I misplaced it. Oh, well. Here’s a blast from the past:
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Zero Sum Game|11.2.16 @ 8:29PM|#
The grizzled Derpetologist sat at his desk, his hair a bedraggled mess plastered to his scalp. A callus in the shape of a palm crossed the expanse of his face, thoroughly covering his eyes. Atop it rested his translucent hand, a genetic gift that permitted him to observe derp in all of its forms and from all of its sources while simultaneously expressing exasperation.
“Why was I born to this life, this calling?” He whispered aloud the question that vexed him most. Must any fish study water as I am forced to study derp?
His other hand worked the custom keyboard, eyes restlessly panning across the feeds on one screen and darting back to the other to chronicle the most vile and and shockingly stupid of what he found in the derposphere.
He let out another exasperated sigh through the convenient hole in his hand. Another SJW. ANOTHER! Where the hell did they come from, and how do they multiply? They’re clearly not capable of sexual reproduction.
He deftly began tapping an entry in as a single tear rolled down his cheek. Today was going to be a long day.
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https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2019/11/08/box-office-dc-films-joker-tops-955-million-to-become-more-profitable-than-deadpool-venom-and-batman/amp/
Did anyone see the Joker movie? Or did the white incels scare you away?
Excellent movie. As I have mentioned before the really funny aspect is that the dynamic that the left was ranting about being so scary was not really an incel vibe it was antifa/occupy.
No. I can’t even pronounce that Wakeem dude’s name. I thought he freaked out and shit and got committed like Andy Kaufman?
I’m late to the party because it’s that kind of day, but two things about form:
1. I learned a great drill to fix your squat form. Stand straight up facing a wall with your toes just touching. Now squat. It’s not crouching, which is what I and a lot of other people tend to do when we do it wrong, it’s sitting in a chair that isn’t there.
2. My worst and longest bad form issue was the humble push-up. I’d do something more like the Cornholio “don’t shoot” pose with my hands just above shoulder height and outside my shoulders. Surprise, surprise, push-ups tore my shoulders up. Now I do them with my hands down and in, about shoulder height or lower, and use almost a clockwise turning motion as if I were trying to screw my arm into the ground in a clockwise motion, keeping my hands planted and still, of course. Huge difference.
Oh, Now This- never change
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkQkzcrk7ds
White children don’t need to worry about being shot by police. Well, go ahead and call them. Don’t say I didn’t tell you so when you or one of your loved ones are dead by cop, despite of how ‘white’ you are.
If white people don’t have to worry about being shot by police, then women don’t have to worry about being homeless.