I tried to get STEVE SMITH to fill in for me tonight…but he just promised HIM FILL SOMETHING IN! So, I sort of ran from having him substitute.
Here is the week to come:
Monday – Animal tells us of another Shitlord of Renown. Yusef writes from the road.
Tuesday – An RC Dean book review, Florida Man changes tack and moves to The Big Things. Later night, prepare to simmer at the further telling of the tale of the DoD Anthrax case.
Wednesday – Hat and Hair…’nuff said. A cross word for your evening.
Thursday – SNP! Mojeaux waltzes into a minefield…er, gives us Christianity 101. Football ranking savaging, late night.
Friday – We hear of the the making of a Libertarian. Cryptid(s) late on.
Weekend – Sir Digby, Mexican Sharpshooter, Not Adahn, OMWC, Spudalicious, et al keep us informed and entertained.
Weekday Links – Sloopy and Brett keep us in the know!
STEVE SMITH HAPPY IT FRIDAY. HIM WORK ON CASCADIA INDEPENDENCE LOBBYING ALL WEEK. BY LOBBYING, MEAN HOWL “FREE CASCADIA” WHILE VISIT CAMPGROUND. BY VISIT CAMPGROUND, MEAN… WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT STEVE SMITH MEAN!
STEVE SMITH KNOW FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE WANT LINKS. BUT ALSO LIKE SEE SILLY ADVICE. STEVE SMITH EXIST TO SERVE. HIM ALSO EXIST TO RAPE, BUT THAT DIFFERENT MATTER. SO STEVE SMITH GIVE LINKS. NOW.
STEVE SMITH SHAKE HIM HEAD WHEN READ DAILY MAIL… WHYCOME ENGLAND POLICE SO BAD AT JOBS? IT MAKE HIM LAUGH WHEN READ “institutional stupidity”.
THIS HOOMAN MAKE STEVE SMITH NERVOUS. HIM STAY AWAY NYC.
NOW STEVE SMITH GIVE ADVICE. ON MANNERS. GOOD ADVICE, NOT LIKE OLD HOOMAN GIVE.
Q: Is it proper etiquette always to use a euphemism for the word “toilet,” as in, “Excuse me, where is the bathroom (or restroom, etc.)?” Has the word “toilet” become vulgar?
A: STEVE SMITH PREFER SIMPLE ASK “WHERE TAKE DUMP?” OR IF REALLY WANT BE POLITE, SAY “WHERE STEVE SMITH GO SEE A HOOMAN ABOUT A CAMPER?” MAYBE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE HAVE IDEA WHAT SAY. PUT IN COMMENT. STEVE SMITH LIKE COMMENTS.
Q: I paid in advance when I gave a dinner party for 30 people for a special occasion, and only 26 people attended. Would it have been all right to ask to take the four extra dinners home? Or is it not permissible? Just curious.
A: WHY YOU NO CALL STEVE SMITH?! HIM COME EAT 4 DINNERS. THEN MAKE EVENING MEMORABLE FOR PARTYGOER. BY MAKE MEMORABLE, MEAN RAPE ALL PARTYGOER. AND ADVICE ASKER! SOUND LIKE GREAT PARTY FOR STEVE SMITH. BUT IF IT TOO FAR STEVE SMITH MAKE PARTY, YOU SAY “I PAY, GIVE FOOD!!!” THEM MAKE DIFFICULT, HIT ON HEAD WITH BIG ROCK. THEN GO KITCHEN TAKE BUNCH FOOD.
Enough of my slacking… I am back to Sunday preview duty! Fortunately, you the Glibertariat, have provided us with enough material (in addition to TPTB contributions!) for another week. Here is what you can expect to see:
Monday – Animal discusses 1911’s. The shooty kind. Not cars or biplanes or such. Somewhere Robert Francis O’Rourke cringes. Later on we get an update from Yusef. From the road.
Tuesday – Leon informs us how to annoy people, via a winning argument. Or, by winning arguments, rather. Jarlflax goes through checks and balances, later on. And late, we get the next chapter in the Anthrax Saga of Ugh from Ozymandias.
Wednesday – Buckle up for The Hat and The Hair. Not that it will do you much good. Just lie back and take it. Later on Florida Man speaks of the little things.
Thursday – Zenu comin’! SNP’s insidious plans revealed again? Later on, Sensei continues teaching Japanese via Anime!
Friday – The Glibs staff reveals their reading for the month. Later on, we suspect a cryptid visit with links or advice or both.
Weekend: Mexican Sharpshooter! Not Adhan! OMWC! Spudalicious! Sir Digby! W00t! W00t!
Weekdays: Sloopy, Brett possible substitutes! Huzzah!
I haven’t done the Links for a while, so I barged in and told Brett to take the afternoon off. Having exerted Swiss privilege, I will go outside my usual minimalist format…
Japan just lost any chance of getting the Kuriles or any of Sakhalin back…don’t beat Russia so badly in the Rugby World Cup if you want land back. Oh, and no noting that a few Japanese players look distinctly..un-Nipponese.
スコア！
Not straffinrun
How will this be hand-waved away by statists? Of course one must notice the nationalist flavor of the announcement. As long as the shakedown from the state is reduced, I don’t care if Modi calls it Make India Great Again. Hmmm. Maybe The Donald could give Modi a MIGA hat? Just more fodder for SugarFree, perhaps.
Not Bollywood
I guess this means that Joe Biden won’t be plagiarizing from his speeches? But then, I don’t think Slow Joe even knows what is going to come out of his gob anymore.
And then I used my Tiger Paw Death Strike to save the EU!
Having spoken the name of SUGARFREE aloud….lookie what he has for us:
SugarFree’s Dem Deathwatch
Bill de Blasio’s baffling presidential run is finally over. He can go back to turning New York City into the set for The Warriors in peace.
The mayor’s bid never really caught fire, and in a recent poll of his own state, de Blasio received the support of one respondent. Not one percent, one person.
Disney cartoon witch Kamala Harris is down to 7% in national polling and a new California primary poll has her behind human dial-tone generator Andrew Yang in her home state. Recent grumbling on liberal sites is that she should drop out and be nominated to be Attorney General. Like putting the fox in charge of the prison rape industry.
New Glibs HQ admin assistant, aka “Brain in a Jar”
Grüezi mitenand.
Sloopy is still on his ‘quil bender (maybe we can get a sponsorship from Vicks?!). So you get my linkings of links. First, I shall try to keep format with the presentation of the links:
Birthdays – A very rough 1/365th of the Earth’s hoomans were born on this day. In some year or another.
Sports – The only thing that matters is … tomorrow night.
There, now on to the links!
I can see this happening. Swiss beer is… good for what it is. But they could use a shot in the arm, variety-wise. (The Swiss are very much wine drinkers, and kirschwasser too). Oh, please disregard the gratuitous crap (Brexit! Unemployment benefits are the best!) to see a few interesting things in this article.
Hey, look! A Swiss-Japan crossover link with yesterday’s theme in mind. You will laugh at the pic at the bottom, so RTFA.
Your money or … something! Our money! Our money, take it!!!! Good Lord, France. Have some dignity, would ya!
Our fine readers have stepped up and given us enough material to stagger along another week. Search your soul and your conscience (I know, this I say to a bunch of Glibs?!) have you written up that post you meant to get to? Isn’t there something you’d like to share with us? Plz.
OK, my weekly plea is done – here is what will be gracing our site this week:
Monday – Animal discusses are really, really good gun (ZARDOZ is pleased, I bet). Tulip makes a very dangerous choice…. ’nuff said!
Tuesday – Not Adahn takes a crack at Whiskies of Nippon. whiz gives us some of the early bookie thoughts on 2020 POTUS FEST. Get your dull anger on, with Ozymandias and the DoD Anthrax saga late night.
Wednesday – Double barrel blast to your mental wellbeing – SugarFree opens the assault with the Hat & the Hair, and finishes us off with a Subaru Horror Theater. I…I don’t know if I can manage both.
Thursday – SNP! Baked Penguin willing. Later on, a warning re: Kaliforneeyah. By Yusef.
Friday – Another Glib Crossword! Don Escaped Texas takes a turn in the barrel. Cryptid o’ the week links later on.
Weekend – Mexican Sharpshooter, Spudalicious, OMWC, Not Adahn….what is not to like?
Weekday links….I dunno. Maybe sloopy keeps going. It has been cool having him back in the mornings. Brett will get to some afternoons, if he doesn’t fall down due to exhaustion. So expect a pinch hitter every once in a while.
Let me just get this narrowed gaze going right now…
Too much work, not enough play makes Swiss Servator … tired. Maybe pathologically insane too. But that remains to be seen. But, my squawking is not why you are here. You are here to ignore some links and post whatever is on your mind. I will do my part and give you those links.
Heeeere’s Swissy!
Germans. I should have known it was a German. I hope the cantonal cops dripped hot raclette on his eyelids.
All the world plots to give SugarFree material for the Hat and the Hair. Last I knew, that guy was supposed to yell for cruise missiles, not negotiate trade deals. Pfft.
Another great day for Boeing. Maybe they can save a few dollars by cutting some QA staff?
Grüezi mitenand. Your linkings are present. They will make Monday morning bearable. Or, you could just splash a good bit of whisky into your coffee and go with that. Either way, your choice. I rather imagine these links will be ignored faster than usual, as people will want to discuss events I am not linking. But I shan’t take offense…(*picks up notebook, pen and waits to take names down*).
Why is this not Florida Doctor? New Jersey is horning in on Florida’s turf!
Wanna see a real “rape culture“? It isn’t someone looking at you in a gym, dearie.
How is that peace thing doing in Afghanistan? About what you would expect.
Turkman despot shows us how to return from vacation.
Music will have to be supplied by you, the commentariat.
Things seem to be somewhat in order – as far as posts go. We can use more material (hint, hint). It is good to have SNP back, and you may have noticed that Ozymandias has given us a chance to run some late night material. So, let us see what is coming up this week.
Monday – Animal gives us some advice on country livin’ shootin’ irons. Straffinrun…well, just read it. You will see.
Tuesday – Tejicano will speak to us of Japanese swords. Ozymandias will continue his recounting of the Great Anthrax trial.
Wednesday – Hide. Run. But it won’t save you from the Hat and the Hair. Trshmnstr continues with part 2 of his tale of horror.
Thursday – Will the Secret Nazi President be more Nazi and even more secret? Yusef fills us in on life on the road.
Friday – Pie has a question for Scotland. Cryptid time, later on.
Weekends continue with OMWC, Mexican Sharpshooter, Spudalicious and Not Adhan.
Weekdays see linkings by me, OMWC, Banjos, Brett, Mex and a cast of…several. Some. Few? Whatever.
