Category: Daily Links

SEA SMITH SO HAPPY! HE GET DO MORNING LINKS. HE LIKE NEW LINKS WORLD ORDER. HE NOW GIVE GREAT LINKS FOR GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS. ENJOY. READ. COMMENT. BE HAPPY IT FRIDAY!

SEA SMITH GIVE LINKS ON FAVORITE SUBJECT. SHIP TROUBLE!

1. THIS FUNNY GLIBERTARIANS COMMENTER YUSEF?! HIM OK, NOT ON SHIP? THIS NO SEA SMITH FAULT. NO LIKE DARDANELLES. TOO HARD SAY.
2. JAPAN SHIP, NO HURT WHALE! STORY NOT WHAT YOU THINK. … WAIT, HOPE IT NOT FRIEND NINGEN! SEA SMITH GO CALL.

   

3. THIS NO SEA SMITH FAULT! HE NO LIKE OIL TANKER. NO NEED LUBE. HAHAHAHA… SEA SMITH MAKE JOKE!

COME ON IN, WATER IS FINE!

STEVE SMITH GLAD BE BACK FOR MORE MORNING LINKS! HIM GIVE VERY GOOD LINKS. WANT FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE LIKE THEM, COMMENT. ALSO GLAD FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN TPTB SEND IN FUNNY MEN WITH GUNS. STEVE SMITH ENJOY GOOD TUSSLE. BY ENJOY GOOD TUSSLE, MEAN RAPE. AFTER TUSSLE. THAT WAS GOOD.

• STEVE SMITH ALWAYS HEAR HOW HAT AND HAIR HOST HATE EARTH – BUT HIM MAKE WHOLE NEW AREA FOR STEVE SMITH MEET HIKERS! BY MEET HIKERS, MEAN RAPE. HIKERS. A LOT.
• WHY CANADANIAN PEOPLE NO JUST HIRE COUSIN SEA SMITH? HE TAKE CARE OF PROBLEM. BY TAKE CARE OF PROBLEM MEAN RAPE BOATS. AND OWNERS.
• SPEAK OF COUSIN SEA SMITH – STEVE SMITH NO THINK HE WOULD GO NEAR FLOATING HOBOS. STEVE SMITH NO GO ON STINK SHIP EITHER. HIM HAVE SOME STANDARD!

FREE CASCADIA!

Well, after successfully avoiding the, er, SMITH Reprisals yesterday, I’m to be sentenced to a lifetime of link slavery at the hands of ZARDOZ. I feel like tweaker who just walked into his favorite IHOP during a police breakfast. Is anyone else unsure of how a giant flying stone head that thinks the penis is evil gets along with cryptids whose defining characteristics are (1) having a penis and (2) using it without mercy? I mean, sure, they let him crash on the couch during his recovery, but… whoops, dudes with red diapers and bad attitudes inbound, its time I was linkin’.

School shooting in Brazil blamed on not-yet-enacted laxer gun ownership laws. You only think I’m kidding.

Time is occasionally reversible for up to 3 quantum bits. Or something. Science is hard, and I don’t pretend to understand much of this besides the odds of them accidentally recreating the exact state more than once is essentially impossible by random chance, so they must have actually done something difficult.

Nature (the journal) thinks there should be a moratorium on heritable gene editing. And here I thought eugenics was discredited.

Holy shit, its a dire wolf! I’ll bet he’s a good boy, but I don’t want to play tug-of-war with him.

It might be time to Panic.

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. SETTLED INTO A NICE ROUTINE, SINCE THE SMITHS AND ZARDOZ HAVE TAKEN OVER THE MORNING LINKS? ZARDOZ STRONGLY SUGGESTS YOU GET TO THAT PLACE, IF YOU ARE NOT YET THERE, RIGHT COMRADE ZED?

[BTW – YOU CAN PICK UP THE LAST OF THE TEAM OF BRUTALS YOU SENT IN LAST NIGHT – ZARDOZ HAS CONVINCED THE SMITHS TO … FINISH…UP, WITH THEM]. ZARDOZ’S CIRCUITS STORE NO HARD FEELINGS. TO SHOW THE BENIGN NATURE OF CRYPTID MORNING LINKS DOMINATION (DESPITE THE EFFORTS AGAINST US) – RECEIVE THE  BENEVOLENT GIFT OF THE LINK! GO FORTH AND COMMENT.

• SO…THE BRUTAL NATION OF FRANCE, REELING UNDER PROTESTS ABOUT COSTS, SENDS 100 MILLION EUROS TO A LAND LOCKED COUNTRY FOR “ECONOMIC TRANSITION” AND A NAVY? SMDSH.
• ZARDOZ SENSES A BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY FOR THE CHOSEN ONES.
• ZARDOZ WONDERS WHAT IT IS ABOUT LIBERTARIAN CANDIDATES…

ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

Just when I thought it was safe to go back in the water, SEA SMITH reminds me that I have links duty this afternoon. So although I could be at the beach, I’m here with you. Don’t want no bloody chocolate starfish.

$38M for 186 arrests. About what you’d expect from government work. Can’t decide if I’m more pissed off that forensics labs claimed poverty for shit that several of my friends did as HS interns back in the 90s, or that after 52,000 tests they had a 1/3 of 1% conversion rate.

Florida Cop used Federal database to find women. I wonder how he opened that. “Listen, you really need to pay that parking ticket from Spring Break in ’05.”

Damn, Florida (schizophrenic) Man came up if his first arrest was as a no-known-address and his last one is the Hilton on Clearwater Beach.

I wish I could give this the SugarFree treatment it deserves. I would have the Warren-Biden feud arise from her being the one woman he hasn’t done his “Creepy Hands” on. And then, she even offered to settle for a ride in his bitchin’ Trans-Am, but he told her she’d ruin the vinyl.

Its hard times for the Glibertarian Overlords. Where are you, Chuck Norris, when we need you?

SEA SMITH HAPPY HE GET DO MORNING LINKS, SINCE CRYPTID TAKEOVER! HEAR CHEESE PERSON RECOVER NICELY. SHOULD BE OUT SICK BAY IN COUPLE DAYS. NOW CRYPTID GET DO LINKS! SEA SMITH DO GOOD LINKS. THEY HERE FOR FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS ENJOY. AND COMMENT. ON LINKS. THAT SEA SMITH DO.

• SEA SMITH NO SEE PROBLEM HERE. SEA SMITH VOLUNTEER HELP! … WHAT, NOT THAT KIND @#$% UP? NOT HELP THEN.
• THAT ODD. SEA SMITH THOUGHT THEM GONE FOR YEARS. SEA SMITH AVOID IRISH SEA FOR WHILE.
• LIFE…UH, FIND WAY?
• KNOW WHO ELSE CONCERN ABOUT JU-52?

COME ON IN, WATER IS FINE!

It appears that the SMITH family and ZARDOZ are going to “let” me do the afternoon links today. And before I do, I’d like to read a statement… blink,blink,blink

My fellow Glibs, I would like each of you to know that many of my best friends are cryptids. blink… blink… blink…

Cryptids have served the glibertarian cause well and honorably both in peace and in war, blink, blink, blink

and I’m sure whatever they are doing right now is to the direct benefit of the Glibertariat. Thank you.

Well, we know why THIS woman thinks nobody should have guns. The rest of us don’t let our wombs get out of position.

I mean, Trump is trying REALLY hard to get me to hate him least.

“Where can I get me some of that barbecue, you all?” Politicians attempt to play country mouse again as election pre-game commences.

Buy Hayek’s Nobel Prize, or typewriter. h/t OMWC.

I’m still sick, been sick all weekend, so here’s a sick thought for you sick freaks. Maybe y’all could crowd-source a cover of this for AOC, called “Are you sure Che done it this way?”

STEVE SMITH HAVE CONTROL OF MORNING LINKS! SORRY HAVE TO THROW CHEESE PERSON OUT ON EAR LAST NIGHT, BUT NEED TAKE CONTROL OF LINKS ROOM. SEA SMITH TOMORROW, THEN GIANT STONE HEAD – BUT TODAY, GET STEVE SMITH LINKS. HOPE ENJOY! MAKE COMMENTS AND STEVE SMITH READ AND LAUGH.

SO HERE LINKS FOR FUNNY GLIBERTARIANS;

• HOW WE NO HEAR ABOUT THIS ANYMORE? MAYBE STEVE SMITH GO TALK WITH FRENCH LEADERS. BY TALK WITH, MEAN WEAR YELLOW VEST WHEN RAPE LEADERS.
• NYC MAYOR SILLY. WHY HE NOT IN NYC? STEVE SMITH HOPE HIM RUN FOR USA PRESIDENT – WOULD MAKE MANY LAUGHS.
• SCHOOL’S…OUT FOR EVER?

FREE CASCADIA!