Category: Fun

  • CFP: the Playoff should not be expanded (and it need not exist at all)

    The following article is pure puffery.  The intention is to deal with a topic thoughtfully but not necessarily thoroughly; further, a fact or two may be more than a bit bent.  Read critically . . . and enjoy!

     

    CFP: the Playoff should not be expanded

    (and it need not exist at all)

    There’s plenty of energy around the college football playoffs, how they should be configured, and who sh

    ould be in them.  Here’s a short essay that makes essentially three short points

    • a playoff isn’t needed at all and never was
    • the shape of a playoff doesn’t matter, but the shorter and smaller it is the better
    • it doesn’t much matter who should be in playoffs.

     

    The quest for national consensus reached critical mass in 1998 with the rollout of the Bowl Championship Series and the crowning of the Tennessee Volunteers as its first champion.  Since there is plenty written about the failings and risks and history of the BCS, we won’t get into describing how the teams were decided other than to say polls and computers arrived at the top two playoff teams who then met to decide the championship.  Before the BCS, any number of polls and agencies (and universities!) declared champions, and everyone got along great agreement was rare.

     

    cogito, ergo sum

    There’s an emotional need for (perceived) exactness and certainly that some people have, so shared or disputed championships have riled nearly everyone:  fans, alumni, players, boosters, and alien visitors in low orbit.  It’s worth noting that plenty of writers and services had, even after Korea, declared national champions before bowl season even started; it was not nationally agreed that post-season play meant anything whatsoever (except, maybe, it proved only that a train ran from Yale to Florida).  Because of conference obligations by bowl, the arguably best two teams seldom met, and odd results from the various bowls that were played made reconciling results impossible, so almost no one invested much energy in the notion of a national champion.  To some extent, though, oxen were gored, and partisans screamed their cases and their critiques, but generally college football was just thought to be a fun diversion.  Meanwhile, three hundred some odd national championships were claimed by various schools to account for the 150 years the game had been played:  there is no right or wrong to any of those.

     

    I guarantee it !

    My notion about the championship fervor is that it has been fueled by the Super Bowl.  The AFL and NFL were not giant leagues:  originally most teams in either met and played once every year in the few (dozen) games, so selecting a champion by record to go the Super Bowl at least demonstrated some logic.  The leagues would eventually grow and merge, and their popularity would soar in the last half of the twentieth century to tacitly symbolize and codify how all sports should be managed and seasons decided.  The consolidated NFL would go on to acquire mythic proportion, displacing baseball as the both the national past-time and triplet to apple pie and motherhood.  Ever since, the pointlessness of its burgeoning playoff schedule has seldom been remarked; the month-long festival came to fairly-well supplant or at least necessarily supplement the traditional holidays.  Essentially, NFL playoffs came to be as emotionally necessary as Christmas, and that mania has corrupted and dominated everything ever since.

     

    With the BCS, the best teams, on the NFL model, met . . . usually.  Somebody had to win that game, and to some extent everyone was satisfied with the single, national result.  Except that many were not, and I would simply point out that the dissatisfied people under the BCS are exactly the same sort of people as were dissatisfied before the BCS.  If your ox was gored before, you were mad; if your ox was gored under BCS, you were still mad.  This is the clearest and easiest critique of the BCS (and of any playoff):  it resolves and it changes precisely nothing about whom we believe is the national champion.

     

     

     

     

     

    The biggest challenges to the credibility of the BCS years are three:

    • Boise State seemed to repeatedly deliver perfect seasons in its humble conference but never earn much consideration for the finale.
    • An undefeated Auburn team (2004?) with one of the best offensive backfields to ever play the game was not voted into the finale.
    • USC and Ohio State won BCS championships while playing critical players who would later be ruled ineligible; indeed, both schools vacated considerable wins from that era. There is no universally satisfactory way to resolve the outcome of those seasons other than individual conjecture, which, of course, is how every season is, in the end, weighed in any regard, playoff or no.

     

    The deepest concern has always been that deciding the top two teams has never been unanimous.  For many, the one-game BCS finale could never be relied upon to make sure that an excellent, deserving third- or fourth-placed team might unfairly miss the big game.  A longer, wider playoff would at least settle the question of polls, especially if a politburo of unassailable nobles could be convened to pick the four top teams without being corrupted by the influence of computers or polls or conference bias.

    Thus was born the College Football Playoff system.  Under the CFP, four teams play single elimination games in January to decide the previous year’s champion, and, generally, there has been a reduced tension about the outcome.  But the logic for the four teams is not universally satisfactory and still raises a few questions.

    Two four-seeds and a three- have made it into the CFP finale; both fours- won.  This doesn’t solve or prove anything, though!  Some are consoled that the champion, obviously the best team post hoc, survived being underrated (fourth!) to make it into the playoff and prove themselves:  four teams works!  But it might be that even more people are more certain now than ever that the playoff should be broadened:  there well might be seven- and eight-seed teams that would win out if only they had the chance.  Logic only tells us one thing:  this argument never ends, no matter how many teams are added to the playoffs; someone will still argue the list, same as before, same as before there was a list.

     

    Statistics tells us something worse:  more playoff games afford more chances for the best team to fail to make it to the finale.  By whatever criteria one might agree that a team is the best at the end of the season, and, to the extent that doG on his throne in Heaven could make sure that team was selected by the CFP committee to play amongst the final, say, sixteen, the extra games give that “best team” a greater chance to stumble and fall out of the process.  This theoretically best team might lose a low-scoring affair by a single point to a team that is then eliminated in the next round, thinly as well, and so on . . . leaving us eventually with a champion who narrowly backed into winning it all after having a demonstrably worse season, which even a child would criticize.

    This high-lights another question of ranking teams:  what does a win prove?  A game is a sort of coin flip, but you need to imagine a coin, in the case of 2019 Clemson, that probably comes up heads 90% of the time.  As UNC proved this year, one needs only a tiny fraction of luck to be the team that is in town when tails comes up; more to the point:  UNC had the coin standing on edge until it finally fell heads (insert sad trombone sound here).  Pointy balls bounce exceedingly odd, but nothing went wrong enough for Clemson that UNC could prevail . . . but more than a dash of luck was involved in the final outcome.  We only get to flip the coin a dozen times:  football is a brutal sport that can not be mounted more than once a week; there is only so much of this ammo you can take to this kind of range, but a decision must be made.  Single elimination means every added playoff layer increases, not reduces, the likelihood of a dubious champion.  Ergo, a shorter playoff is better.

     

    The CFP’s committee picks four teams today; the criteria for the four are arguably arbitrary, and the selections are capricious.  The ballots are secret, and there is essentially no way to quash concerns about the equity of the process and whether even the supposed criteria are respected.  Season win-loss, conference championships, and strength-of-schedule are presumed to dominate considerations, but there is no system to say how the decisions were made much less how they should be made.

    Other emotional criteria can never be resolved to the satisfaction of the losers.  For example, what does it even mean to have the best team of the season?  Is it to have been the best team on some weighted week-by-week basis?  Is there a weighting of SoS over results that is unambiguously determinant?  These questions have never been settled, with or without a playoff.

     

    How does a season-ending injury to a critical player count:  is his team diminished in the now because of who they are, or is some fudge factor needed to credit them for who they should be?  Returning to that first BCS championship:  Chris Weinke, one of the greatest college quarterbacks of all time, was injured and did not play; as close as the game ended, it is hard to imagine Florida State not winning had Weinke played; by extension, they were the best team at the end of the year . .  up until the moment he was injured. . . but they lost the finale without him.  On a related track:  one notion that is fairly universal is the belief that a loss early in the season is, ceteris paribus, more forgivable than a later loss.

    From these foregoing examples, one can see two things:  it is impossible to agree on how to weigh schedule and injury impact on the one hand, but, on the other:  the only thing most people agree on (forgiving an early loss) is silly on its face.

     

    So where does all this leave us?  Well, the process for determining the champion has never been solid, agreed, or rational.  Further, there is no process or breadth of scale that will eliminate disputes at the end of the season even in the playoff is expanded.  This leads us to conclude only one thing:  there is no unemotional need for a playoff . . . of any size.  Choose your champion at the end of the regular season by whatever criteria you prefer, and then watch the championship, however it might be configured, merely for the love of the game.

  • Let’s go flying!

    So you decided to buy a kite and have fun like Yusef, but where to start….

     

    Let’s start with a nice little single line kite, $5 on eBay, pocket size, comes with line and handle.

    Wendy’s kite:

     

    I bought a kite reel to better run the single, it is Wendy’s kite, so I made it easy.

     

    200 meters of low stretch line, with a brake. You can hang on to it or set a stake in the ground, and enjoy it while prepping your next kite….

     

     Welcome to Deltas

    I was short of money, what’s new, so instead of a Ferrari kite, I grabbed two cheap Delta kites for the #1 Grandson and I, set up some new lines and went out. 20+ mph winds, I set up and Bang! the thing took off like a rocket, way too fast at first, then my lessons took over and I had an exciting flight with a good landing. The thing made an awesome, spooky sound as it flew, which adds to the drama. The next day we went out in 5-10 mph winds and the delta flew just as well in light winds as heavy, a nice feature.

     

    Equipment

    The easy part, get some Mason line at the hardware store in the color of your choice, try to buy at least 200 feet, it’s cheap, this will be your kite line. I had some half-inch PVC pipe and conduit to make handles with.

    Yes, that’s Paracord, good stuff for this, so I made my own, but straps and bars are an option.

     

    A stake is important, you need to secure your control lines so your kite doesn’t take off without you, usually a line between your controls. Believe me, it’s a good thing, a tent stake from Wally World works well.

    Oh yeah, the Arsenal.

    1 Delta, 48″ Wingspan

    2 parafoils 70″ws and 102″ws

    1 single line parafoil,24″ws

    5 dual Line sets@ 82 ft long

    1 kite reel at 200m long

    various handles and Paracord

    Total cost $85 and it all fits in a $5 soft cooler from Walmart.

     

    Great Yusef, but how do you actually do it?

    YouTube. Wanna fly Deltas? Watch  this video

    Parafoils? 4 line or 2? Check this out.

    And always look for kite festivals, usually in warm weather, but they are amazing to see. 

    Last, here’s one of my flights, shot with my phone strapped to my hat, no GoPro. 

    A Gallery 

    All of my kites are cheap Chinese knockoffs for now, but they are cheap and fly great! Give it a try!

  • It’s the big one! : An Acrostic

    There are a lot of long answers in this one, that’s because to get the letters I needed to spell out the author and title I had to use a longer quote than is usual for acrostics, I also tried to limit the number of clues to under 26 but that proved to difficult and I ended up using the authors full name to make everything jibe. That’s why there are symbol not letter designations for the last 5 clues. Also during final assembly I realized that I had made an almost fatal error, I managed to salvage the puzzle, but the last clue is fugly and Clue S is a name that is usually not initialized, unlike H.G. Wells or R.L. Burnside, but to make it work I had to go that route. It’s only one initial then the full last name. Gender Traitor graciously offered to beta test this one but since she may be the only person who worked the last one I figured I’d go it alone again, I’m still going to blame her for any errors however. And lastly, to keep these from just being vanity projects I have used a Liberty related quote I expect all of you to discuss the meaning and implications of the quote down in the comments. Entertainment only…no gambling…have fun…we’re all counting on you…across all obstacles…

     

     

    Solutions

    Grid

    Clues

    Music to solve Acrostics by

  • The Night Shift for November 16, 2019

    Baby, it continues to be cold outside!  OK, for some of you more fortunate glibs, it continues to be pleasant—maybe even tropical.  I, myself, have taken a couple of holiday days off, in order to attempt some follow-up/closure on my previous spleen issue.  Might as well get some other things done, while everyone else is working.  Eh, I’ll probably just watch some TV and have a few White Claws.  In that same spirit, here’s the weekender ephemera:

    This starts off so promising, but things have to go and get violent.  And, a bit sexy.

    Is it OK to hate everyone in this story?  Ugh…I can’t even any more!

    Well, it IS Hollywood, after all.  (Insert movie industry jokes at your leisure.)  There seems to be some hand-wringing regarding this guy not still being locked up.  I’m not really sure what they are expecting.  Me?  I figure she should have been allowed to be armed.  Might very well take care of any ‘revolving door’ angst. Please note that I sympathize with the lady, and get the concern about violent mental illness.

    Why do they call her ‘Joy’?  Is it to be ironical?  With her, maybe we should call it ‘Skanksgiving’.  And, by the way, Mr. Berkowitz (yeah, I went there)—there’s nothing “sort of” about you.

    Feces II:  Feces Harder.  Denver sees LA and says, “I’ll see your homeless problem, and raise you a citation on a productive member of society!”  What is it with these bums?  Don’t they know they can just go to Starbucks for this?  Yes, I did consider an Electric Boogaloo reference, Mr. Falcon.

    Do you just hate you some Jews?  Well, have I got the perfect city for you!  Seriously, kids—WTF?  Familiarity breeds contempt?  Did they take yer jerbs?  Look, Al Sharpton isn’t gonna bang you, so stop being a tryhard.  OK, maybe just a handy…

    Whoosh!  It’s an oldie, but a …oldie.  I have always had a good laugh over this story.  In fact, you should look into what happened to the guy.

    Sorry, my loyal (and not-so-loyal) glib friends, but I am running out of time for completing the post. Life intrudes on what should be my TG holiday time off. Feel free in jump in with your own closing music. I will, hopefully, be able to continue next week, but family care is pressing. Do me proud, and glib it up tonight.

  • OverRated: The Week in College Football Polls

    OverRated: The Week in College Football Polls

    Clean up your Messes Edition

     

    It’s time to strike camp, pay our debts, and get out of town!  It’s

     

    Week Eleven Most OverRated Football Program Results

     

    1          Minnesota was not stomped by Penn State

    2          Oregon was idle

    I got nothing (except that SMU rant from last week which I absolutely stand by).

     

     

    Things are going easy for the Committee since both Bama and Penn State fell on their swords.

    1. Ohio State made soup of the Terps
    2. LSU bested Bama at Bama
    3. Alabama hung 41 on LSU but lost anyway
    4. Penn State was upset at Minnesoda
    5. Clemson smoked a pack-o-Wolves at NCSU
    6. Georgia toyed with Mizzou

     

    not SMU chicks

    Unsolicited memoir:  I was told I was going to a single UGA sorority soirée over the weekend but got suckered into three, three I tellsya soiréeauxeses.  Tickets were row 13 about dead midfield:  I had a better view than ESPN.  It was pretty near freezing as the game ended, which is fine, but the whole point of going to an SEC game is to take in shorts-n-skirts season:  oh well, a certain sort of squandering of a trip to Athens unless you’re into impotent Tigers.

     

    But the Committee doesn’t care about that; they had a list to update . . . thus:

    1. LSU is set for Atlanta
    2. Ohio State has Penn State and Michigan before getting to Indy
    3. Clemson is sharpening their skates, waiting for the pond to freeze
    4. Georgia has Auburn before Atlanta
    5. Alabama needs too much help at this point
    6. Oregon can make a statement against the Utes

     

    College Football Playoff Oughta Be

    Big Ten        Ohio State might see Minnesoda in the championship

    SEC                LSU need only handle aTm and Auburn to meet UGA in the championship

    ACC                Clemson is pretty much done with the regular season

    PAC64             Oregon lost to Auburn, a team UGA could well beat for its third quality win

    Big XII            Oklahoma struggled to edge TCU and closed the books on itself for the year

     

    Silly Loser Ordination

    Alabama                       best one-loss              team in the nation

    Wisconsin                    best two-loss              team in the nation

    Iowa                              best three-loss          team in the nation

    Washington                 best four-loss             team in the nation

    Michigan State            best five-loss              team in the nation

    South Carolina            best six-loss               team in the nation

    Tulsa                             best seven-loss            team in the nation

    Northwestern              best eight-loss            team in the nation

    Rice                               best nine-loss            team in the nation

    Texas Southern           only ten-loss              team in the nation

     

    Second CFP Week N + 1 Most OverRated Football Programs

     1          Minnesota was not stomped by Penn State and rockets beyond their pay grade

    2          Utah  re-enters the fray but won’t play anyone until Oregon in the Pacific punch-out

    3          Georgia re-enters our list after their sudden CFP promotion; remember that they lost to South Carolina who has since lost to Ap State

    4          Oregon was idle and is probably not overrated to speak of anymore

     

    Honorable Mentions

    Things have settled more or less where they belong, so there’s not much to say here.

    Toldjaso™ Boise State buoys in the competency vacuum but plays no one for the rest of the year.

    Kansas State plummeted after losing to Texas, but I just didn’t have the guts last week to say they were truly overrated; send their files to the basement already.

    Formerly-nailed Appalachian State jumped into the rankings, but there’s no real test for them left, so I’m not arguing with the Committee down past two dozen spots.

    Psuedotoldjasos:  Already-called Wake Forest and SMU finally fell plumb out of the rankings; we wish to hear their names no more.

     

    Year to Date Hides on the Wall

    1          Georgia lost at home to the second-best team from South Carolina that almost lost to UNC

             Utah lost to an unrated USC but seems to be coming back

    2          Stanford was revealed by USC

    2          Syracuse was unranked after Maryland

    2          Michigan was blown out by Wisconsin

    2          Notre Dame sold off after losing to a highly ranked Georgia

    7          UCF was edged by an unranked Pitt and continues to muddle

    7          Iowa was no number 15 as Michigan proved

    7          Wake Forest allowed Louisville to hang 62 on them

    7          Cal was dumped from the AP after losing to Arizona State

    11        Boise State lost by three to toothless BYU

    11        Iowa State was dethroned before their decent showing against Iowa

    11        Memphis lost to possibly 80th best team in the nation Temple and disappeared for a while

    11        SMU lost at Memphis fell eight places

    15        Michigan State slowly fell out of the ratings, so I was right after all

    15        Clemson was dethroned by barely edging Mack Brown retirement project UNC

    15        Texas lost to OU (mid-season toldjasos™) and has continued to suck and plummet

    15        Texas probably over-paid for losing to titan LSU (early-season toldjasos™), but then they let Kansas hang 48 on them at home

    15        Appalachian State got a case of the Statesboro Blues and fell over six slots

    20        Auburn over-paid for losing to Florida

    20        Texas A&M probably over-paid for quality losses against Clemson and Auburn . . . or maybe not

    20        Washington State was de-ranked after becoming lowly UCLA’s first win

    20        Virginia continues to lose after losing to can-play-with-UGA Notre Dame

    24        Oklahoma lost to Kansas State . . . inexcusable

    25        San Diego State didn’t make the Committee’s list at all

     

    Year to Date It-Would-Seem Blown Calls Because They’re Doing Okay Really Well

    1          LSU (that was a typo or something, I swear)

    2          Florida seems to have earned their status by defeating top-ten Auburn

    3          Oklahoma is no longer a blown call because Kansas State

    4          UCF is now a skin on the wall after Pitt

    5          Michigan is no longer a blown call because Wisconsin

    6          Washington State is no longer a blown call because UCLA

     

    Our year now stands at 25 2 – 4.  The week endeth thus!

     

     

    links to older opinions:
    2019-11-07                  2019-10-31                  2019-10-24                  2019-10-17                  2019-10-10
    2019-10-03                 2019-09-26                  2019-09-19                 2019-09-13                 2019-09-06
    Disclosure of sources of bias:  your correspondent has attended the University of Tennessee, Memphis State and the University of Memphis, Christian Brothers College . . . and he sleeps with an alumna of Georgia whose parents met at Washington State . . . and his son went to Houston . . . and he never met anyone from TCU he didn’t like . . . and he irrationally hates Notre Dame, UCF, Clemson, and Notre Dame.
  • The Night Shift for November 9, 2019

    Baby, it’s cold outside!  It’s also Standard Daylight time, now, but, fat lot of good that does us on the night shift.  The year is winding down, and, that means food, fun, and family.  Or, it could mean liquor, loneliness, and…lemurs?  Leather fiends?  Laser-brains?  Alright; so much for Diggy’s alliteration attempts.  The point is, we gotta start prepping for the season (hint:  I wear a 2X Tall in condoms shirts/jackets, and I prefer Samsung products). On with the stuff I do:

     

    For everyone who identifies with the F’s.  Strangely, not a euphemism.

    In crappy bar food news…  I have no idea if this is bullshit, or, not.  It could go either way, in my book.  Of course, the most important part of the story is the lone customer who gets what I like to call the “Crusty Juggler” treatment.

    Anyone have any “before the end of the year” issues to deal with?  I think I’ll have a visit to the optometrist’s office, as well as some full-scale blood testing, because 50 is quickly approaching.  My query, though, isn’t only about healthcare; major purchases?  Travel?  Any of the assorted pieces of crap life has in store for you.

    I guess CVS stands for “Can’t Verify Status”?  Again, I have no idea if this is bullshit, or, not.  Seems like something happened.  Of course, the mom sounds like a real treat; maybe Winston’s Mom could give her some pointers.

    When a bakery kicks you university’s ass, and the school kinda doubles down, maybe it’s time to find another school.  Hey, Oberlin:  try not being such shit-heels, and maybe kick the thieves out.

    I believe someone here was saying earlier that Chick-Fil-A > Popeye’s….  I guess the Fight for 15 is really about collecting hazard pay.  It’s just fried chicken, you dumb shits—there’s plenty to be found all over the place!

    This is totally believable—everyone knows those Pacific Islanders are all a bunch of slimy, no good, double-crossin’ swindlers.

    An ode to Pie, my fellow nighttime travelers, and fans of the band.  Bite me– it still fits the theme.

     

    I suppose we’ve got enough weird sh..stuff to keep us chatting through the night.  If you have topics of your own you want to air out, be my guest.  As the night theme for music is probably vast, but, my knowledge is limited, I will probably ditch that angle once we hit the new year.  I don’t want to neglect good music just to try to fit a limited narrative.  You have all been warned…

  • OverRated: The Week in College Football Polls

    OverRated: The Week in College Football Polls

    Everything is Better with Meetings Edition

    Few of the top teams in the game played this weekend, but, with the first Committee meeting and the blues dealt at Statesboro and Memphis, the sport held onto its title as the preeminent nationwide shitshow.  With only five opinions on the line, three (kinda) came true this week:

     

    Week Ten Most OverRated Football Program Results

    1          San Diego State didn’t make the Committee’s list at all

    2          SMU lost at Memphis in an over-televised much-to-do-about-nothing throw-down and fell eight places

    3          Appalachian State lost to Georgia Southern and fell over six places, totally out of the AP top 25

    4          Minnesota was off but will get stomped by Penn State next weekend

    5          Oregon had to wake up and play to beat USC

    That totals three more toldjaso™ this week to end the purely AP portion of the year.

     

    Here at ground zero, the SMU-Memphis hype was unavoidable.  Neither team had proven to be a top thirty squad, but both have bobbed about the bottom of the AP 25 because they had failed to lose to a bunch of nobodies.  Suddenly GameDay sets up stage on Beale Street and the Liberty Bowls sells the most tickets ever.  Fine.  Whatevs.

     

     

     

    SMU: not worth it !

    Memphis capitalized on the attention by dredging up personalities from circa Watergate, locking in place our reputation as a backwater with great food.  According to police data, within the city Saturday, there were no homicides and nearly no crime downtown, aside from one theft so there’s that.  The main profit from the entire mess was this troll-of-the-week sign floating through the crowd:

                     “SMU:  we paid athletes before it was cool.”

    The Tigers had a big night; good for them.  Myself, I repented of SMU a decade ago.

     

     

     

    Meanwhile, the Committee finally flew to meet in Tarrant County (motto:  We’re so Tired of being called “Dallas”).  Their first opinion of the season shouldn’t be too important, but there’s a certain stickiness to these votes:  no one wants to admit that they’ve been wrong and change.  There are some big games to come, but this is their first pass at the playoffs:

    1. Ohio State
    2. LSU
    3. Alabama
    4. Penn State
    5. Clemson
    6. Georgia

     

     

     

    College Football Playoff Oughta Be

    Big Ten           Ohio State or Penn State

    SEC                Alabama or LSU after Florida excused itself from the proceedings via Athens

    ACC                Clemson survived UNC, so now they’re around for the rest of the year

    PAC64             Oregon is just too weak; expect a second team from the Big Ten or SEC instead

    Big XII            Oklahoma is the best one-loss team in the nation even after losing to Kansas State

    Notre Dame    is not as good as Oregon and merely survived Virginia Tech

     

    SMU: you damned well know it’s not a good idea

    Much of this settles out soon:  Ohio State and Penn State will likely settle the Big Ten when they meet on the 23d; Alabama hosts LSU this weekend and should win by about 8.  I’m okay with the Committee except that I think Oklahoma and Oregon are better than Georgia; Georgia is a mistake.  Back to our weekly idiocy:  who’s who and what’s what?

     

    First CFP Week N + 1 Most OverRated Football Programs

     1          Minnesota is not a wild favorite of the Committee and will be stomped by Penn State

    2          Oregon is barely overrated and has a clear road to winning the PAC256

    We just don’t have much to talk about after the Committee weighed in.

     

     

    Honorable Mentions

    The Season is Kinda Over Already Edition

    I still like LSU, but they’re still not Numero Uno.

    Previously-bagged Georgia is only a ten but is on their way to Atlanta, a very, very short drive.  Even if they lose there, some will still have them near the top despite their losing to South Carolina who has since lost to Tennessee who has lost to Atlanta standard-bearer Georgia State who lost to Western Michigan 57-10 who lost to Eastern Michigan who has lost to Toledo and Buffalo and, well, you get the picture.  This weekend NewWife’s Dawgs host toothless Missouri and your humble correspondent:  pray for me as I drink my way through an SEC sorority soiree in Athens.

    SMU: you can lose your fool head over those girls

    Previously-bagged Utah won’t play anyone until Oregon in the Pacific punch-out.  Previously-bagged Florida is about four spots strong but won’t play anyone for the rest of the year. Previously-bagged Memphis has Cincinnati left, so one or the other will plummet and the other will be seemingly legitimized, but I won’t be sticking my toe back in the AAC filth again this year.  Previously-bagged Wake Forest will lose to Va Tech and Clemson; make of that what you will.

    Kansas State plays several twenty-somethings yet and will lose to one of them and then fall out of the top twenty, but I don’t think I care to waste a stronger opinion on them than that.  Boise State buoys in the competency vacuum but plays no one for the rest of the year.  SMU is still overrated after tanking to the Tigers because no voter wants to admit that he voted a team a good twenty spots higher than he should have.

     

    Year to Date Hides on the Wall

    1          Georgia lost at home to the second-best team from South Carolina that almost lost to UNC

    2          Utah lost to an unrated USC but seems to be coming back

    2          Stanford was revealed by USC

    2          Syracuse was unranked after Maryland

    2          Michigan was blown out by Wisconsin

    2          Notre Dame sold off after losing to a highly ranked Georgia

    7          UCF was edged by an unranked Pitt and continues to muddle

    7          Iowa was no number 15 as Michigan proved

    7          Wake Forest allowed Louisville to hang 62 on them

    7          Cal was dumped from the AP after losing to Arizona State

    11        Boise State lost by three to toothless BYU

    11        Iowa State was dethroned before their decent showing against Iowa

    11        Memphis lost to possibly 80th best team in the nation Temple and disappeared for a while

    11        SMU lost at Memphis fell eight places

    15        Michigan State slowly fell out of the ratings, so I was right after all

    15        Clemson was dethroned by barely edging Mack Brown retirement project UNC

    15        Texas lost to OU (mid-season toldjasos™) and has continued to suck and plummet

    15        Texas probably over-paid for losing to titan LSU (early-season toldjasos™), but then they let Kansas hang 48 on them at home

    15        Appalachian State got a case of the Statesboro Blues and fell over six slots

    20        Auburn over-paid for losing to Florida

    20        Texas A&M probably over-paid for quality losses against Clemson and Auburn . . . or maybe not

    20        Washington State was de-ranked after becoming lowly UCLA’s first win

    20        Virginia continues to lose after losing to can-play-with-UGA Notre Dame

    24        Oklahoma lost to Kansas State . . . inexcusable

    25        San Diego State didn’t make the Committee’s list at all

     

    Year to Date It-Would-Seem Blown Calls Because They’re Doing Okay Really Well

    1          LSU

    2          Florida seems to have earned their status by defeating top-ten Auburn

    3          Oklahoma is no longer a blown call because Kansas State

    4          UCF is now a skin on the wall after Pitt

    5          Michigan is no longer a blown call because Wisconsin

    6          Washington State is no longer a blown call because UCLA

    Our year now stands at 25-2-4.  The week endeth thus!

     

    SMU: just walk away . . . there will be other girls
  • Something Different: An Acrostic

    Someone challenged me to make an acrostic (or maybe they just asked if I thought I could, I took that as a challenge either way) so here it is. For those of you not familiar with these puzzles this is how they work –  The main grid is a quote, the line directly below that is the author (always contains last name, first or initials of first are sometimes included) and the title of the work quoted, also that line sets the number of clues and the first letter of each clue’s answer. The letters of the quote make up the answers to the clues, the little numbers and letters in the top corners of the squares are for cross referencing purposes. Often the answers are thematically connected to the quote although not always straight forwardly, para ejemplo, if the quote is from a Sherlock Holmes story, one answer might be WATSON but it would be clued “Tom who won 8 golfing majors in the 70’s and 80’s”. For what its worth I found this to be easier to make than the standard crossword puzzle, finding a quote that contains the requisite letters to spell out the author and title with out being too long might be the hardest part, scrambling up the letters to make all the answers was far easier than filling a crossword grid. That said since I couldn’t find an acrostic building program I had to do this ‘by hand’ and that was a bit of a pain in the ass, also because of that I have no interactive version, your stuck saving the image below and printing it out or opening it in paint or something. Remember this is for entertainment purposes only, please no wagering. Good luck, we’re all counting on you. And as always enjoy.

     

     

    Solution

     

    No beta tester again but I’m going to blame I. B. McGinty for any errors this time

    Also Music to do Acrostics to.

  • Kites!

    Kites!

    Everybody likes to see a kite in the sky, peaceful and tranquil, hovering in the air, but there is much more to kite flying in the 21st Century as you may have guessed, let’s take a look.

    First things first, I have flown R/C for 16 years, with 8 spent on 3D flying, and have a lot of time/money invested in the hobby, then I moved to Bullhead City AZ……

    Way too much wind to fly my big boys, let alone my little quadcopters and such so, what to do?

    I knew 2 line kites existed, and thought about giving them a try, with a bit of research I found a nice, cheap Parafoil to start out with, and then went to YT, oh boy…. Did you know they make 4 line kites? 5 line kites? time to back up and study. It appears that a 4 line kite has what they call brakes, actually a wing flexing reminiscent of the Wright Brothers original design, but WAAAY better, you can potentially fly your kite Backwards, Spin on a dime, and land anywhere you want, pretty cool.

    When the kite came in the mail, we proceeded to RTFM and all the Bridle lines came into focus, it made sense, after a few bowline knots, we hooked everything up and went up. Power! control! Crashes! it was great fun til the bridles and lines Tangled, bad, so we go back to YT and see what we did wrong……

    Kite Types

    So many types, let’s run through a few:

    Single line – what we grew up flying, add a tail and have fun, there are a variety of fun singles, 75 foot tails, cubes, animals, all sorts of fun.

    Dual Line – these come in Delta wing and Parafoil designs, and they perform! crossing the sky sideways, loops, dives, the wind window is your only limit.

    Four Line – these are the bad boys, dual control lines and dual brakes. Very testy, very fun.

    Five Line – these are the big, kiteboarding kites. The fifth line is a Bailout line; they need it.

    Controls

    This is fun, as there are many ways do control a kite:

    Single Line – kind of obvious.

    Dual Line – you are taking the entire wing and turning it to go where. you want to go. Arms parallel, and pull straight back, pull the left line to turn left, the right line to turn right, etc. Watch your loop numbers, then reverse them to clear your lines.

    Four Line – the extra lines add the ability to shape the wing structure, meaning tight turns and loops, and the ability to land anywhere. But, if you aren’t on it, you crash….

    You can start with stock handle controls or mod some. I did because I’m Bob the Builder, or you can buy some big boy toys for big kites. These are nice tools for Big kites, say 3meters and above, so far I’m at 1.8 meters and getting a 2.5 meter, baby steps. I recommend trying out the smaller control kites, they are a lot of fun, and if you want to fly get the bigger ones next.

    I built a set of brakelines, and if I’m feeling saucy I’ll set up a four line kite. The park I just found is awesome, not just for flying either – two dog parks, one with all the ability features built in. Should be fun!

     

    Kiteboarding, I wish they had it when I was young and strong, no need to send you to a YT link. Too much for me.

    Kites are cool, since writing this imma gonna buy some single lines just for fun, you should too,

    Have a lot of fun!

    Next week, I’m getting a Prism Nexus, will report back. Prism is the go-to for good kites.

    ‘Til next time

    PC!

  • The NSA Reaches Out to Glibertarians

    NSA Headquarters at Fort George Meade, Maryland.

     

    Greetings, Glibertarians!

    I’m Michael T. Hunte, junior investigative agent with the National Security Administration.

    On behalf of the NSA, allow me to address you in the spirit of friendship and cooperation which our republic holds so dear. As your site’s designated Security Representative and Advisor, it is my duty, but also my pleasure, to greet you in the proper manner outlined in our organization’s recent Community Outreach Program, also known internally as Operation Good Neighbor.

    Please don’t let the officious nomenclature fool you! This is simply our way of saying ‘Hello!’ to various chat groups, website memberships, and blog communities that catch our interest over the normal course of fulfilling our duties.
    Now, don’t get yourself all worked up over NSA taking an interest in your charming little website. Why, the past few months I’ve spent reading through many of your daily posts have been quite pleasurable. I’ve learned an awful lot about so many subjects of interest to your regular members, from firearm maintenance to craft beers, Mormonism to spatchcocking. I especially love the humor that your members generally employ – the many Monty Python references, the good-natured ribbing over grammatical errors. And that Steve Smith character – I wouldn’t want to meet him in a dark alley!

    That’s why I feel privileged to be your website’s personal Representative. I feel like I already know so many of you already, even though you’ve been nothing more than i.p. addresses and blips on a drone pilot’s screen to me previously. Let’s face it, in the course of my duties, I get to see the good and the bad – all of you who pick your noses surreptitiously while watching pornographic videos, for example. Do not like, as the kids say! But, it’s not all bad. Gary M., I’m glad you finally had that wart removed… that sucker was getting huge!

    In that spirit, I want us to have a closer working relationship. The NSA isn’t just a bunch of soulless, faceless badguys listening to you make mousey sounds while you have sexual relations in the ‘privacy’ of your bedroom. It’s that, sure, but so much more also!

    Totes not us, Glibs. These guys are CIA.

    We respect your membership’s adherence to the Constitution, an allegiance that, I promise you, our organization shares. And we work hard to protect our Constitutional Republic against enemies, both foreign and domestic. But, we need your cooperation!

    I want you Glibertarians to feel free to come to me with any concerns you might have concerning our nation’s freedom, and the selfless protecting of same. You’ve heard the phrase, ‘See something, say something’? Well, I want you to know, I’m here to listen to any of your concerns. Any time, day or night, you can come to me with any troublesome information you might have regarding the safety of our beloved Republic.

    You know, some in my organization aren’t quite ‘down’ with Constitutional protections the way you Glibs are. We need to bring those Glibbers to heel, some of them say. Well, I just look them right in the eye and I dare them to lay a finger on this fine website and its membership! As your NSA Representative, I take my role very seriously, and I want you to know that I’m on your side.

    Mike Hunte is here for you. Mike Hunte is open and ready for whatever you’ve got, my friends. Got some pent-up aggression and need a handy but private outlet? Well, you just lay it all on Mike Hunte, Mister! Mike Hunte isn’t afraid to take a pounding, believe you me.

    Mike Hunte is fair and open to all. Why, just the other day, my pet Yorkie, who my family calls York Hunte, got up on the bed (she knows she’s not supposed to!) and, well, left a piddle behind. I looked at my wife and said, “Look what York Hunte did! York Hunte deserves a good beating!” But don’t worry. My wife Madchek Hunte (she’s from a former Soviet country, but don’t worry, she’s been thoroughly vetted!) told me that the little darling was sorry and deserved to be loved on rather than punished. Well, how could I say no to that? I ended up giving the little critter a kiss on the nose.

     

    The other night my daughter Emily, whom we all call Tinkerbelle, or Tink Hunte, came home late after a ball game. She was having a dustup with her beau, and boy, was she sore! She read him the riot act – how can he treat Tink Hunte that way? Doesn’t he know what a precious treasure Tink Hunte is? She really had that boy against the wall until I thought I ought to step in to cool things down a bit. Now, I dearly love Tink Hunte, but she was so hot that I was afraid she was gonna hurt that fella. Well, pretty soon the two youngsters made up, thank goodness, because who can say no to sweet Tink Hunte?

     

    It’s so cute that you people think this will help.

    So you see, Glibs, I’m in your corner. I’m also in your bathroom, your kitchen, your automobile, your electronic devices. Should you feel the need to reach out, just speak your peace: the NSA is always within earshot.

    Take care, fellow citizens, and I shall certainly see you later.

    Excelsior!

    Michael Hunte
    Junior Agent
    National Security Agency