Brett’s life has turned into a telenovela….
Murdock: Don Brett, la transacción de la semana pasada…
Brett: ¡MURDOCK! ¡No me digas malas noticias! ¡Dame el dinero!
Murdock: No tengo tu dinero … Los venezolanos simplemente ofrecen su crédito. Es solo que tienen.
[cue intense music]
[cut to Brett]
[cut to Murdock]
Brett: El crédito es que solo tienen …
[more intense music]
Murdock: Don Brett … perdóname.
[even more intense music]
[cut to Brett] [Brett wipes his nose]
Brett: Lleva a Murdock al pantano. Envíales la cabeza de Murdock a sus amigos venezolanos y diles que quiero mi dinero.
Murdock: ¡NO! Don Brett lo siento!
Brett: Callate….
Too bad for Murdock…Brett isn’t in a forgiving mood.
A partisan for Guaido was arrested by Venezuelan authorities. Good luck to that guy.
Should you be gay, I guess you can add homophobia to the list of reasons never to go to Cuba.
A helicopter crashed among protesters in Venezuala, killing 7. Had they paid Brett, Murdock might have been alive to safely land it. Moral of the story: don’t owe Brett money or people will die.
A Guatemalan child dies while in US custody at a family reunification center in Texas, apparently the third since December.
Finally, I’m just going to leave this one here. I have no comment other than I didn’t think the whole trans thing was going to fly in Mexico.
Here’s some tunes. Kick Thursday in the Jueves.
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184 responses to “Enlaces para Don Brett. La vida en una telenovela: Don Brett, el rey de cocaine de Tampastan.”
I still remember univision and “esta es…..Johnny Canales!”
While Im here, grip the wheel, foot to the floor……..AND HIT IT !!!
There’s a band I thought would go a lot further than it did.
They’re still together, far as I know. One of my exs (OG-2X-OG) saw them a couple years ago
Not sure how well Johnette has held up over the years, tho
Sabado Gigante!
Don Francisco!
And his buxom backups!
A google image search for “Don Francisco and his buxom backups” was pretty sad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy7WGe3Kucg
Gerardo is some kind of cute!
I remember going to Arizona with my family when I was a teenager. My sister and I saw Univision (Or Telemundo, whichever one, don’t remember) for the first time and there was a show with a puppet called El Bla Blaso that cracked us up for some reason.
Fire up the Johnny Canales suburban.
No comprende.
I don’t get it.
Just give Brett his money. Got it?
According to the ledger, Brett owes me three cents.
Where are my Three Cents!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdF_Vo4B6Ms
“I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!”
Here you go.
Nobody asked for your 2 cents let alone 3.
+1 cent
You better have his money when he comes to collect…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XtW6HW8jO_U
STEVE SMITH COMES TO COLLECT AND BY COLLECT MEAN…
“A helicopter crashed among protesters in Venezuala, killing 7.”
“You’re doing it wrong.”
— Augusto Pinochet
Ouch.
lol
” I have no comment other than I didn’t think the whole trans thing was going to fly in Mexico.”
Like helicopters in Venezuela
:Ducks:
The dark humor thread is over there.
Let’s face it, the dark humor thread is every thread on Glibs.
Like helicopters in Venezuela
Very nice.
Excellent.
“I have no comment other than I didn’t think the whole trans thing was going to fly in Mexico.”
Really? Until recently it was way more accepted there than in the U.S.
Not sure I get the word play between: es solo que/ es que solo.
Murdock is trying to say the Venezuelans only have their credit to offer. Brett retorts their reputation is just what they have. Well, at least that’s how I read it.
Brett wants his money, not their credit.
Obviously.
That makes sense.
The Cuban government has cancelled the country’s 12th annual march against homophobia.
12th Annual? Che Guevara must be rolling in his grave that Cuba had any such things.
Man… I read it as the 12th march against homosexuality
I’m surprised they had a second.
My guess is that the homophobe would be cheerfully consulting the state security services’ dossiers on those who attended the previous 11 and planning the order in which they would be rounded up for execution or imprisonment.
Describing the boy’s medical condition, the Guatemalan Ministry of Foreign Affairs said the boy had “a severe infection in the frontal lobe that showed no improvement, even after a surgical intervention to stabilize the pressure inside the head area.”
infection in the frontal lobe?
Late last year, a 7-year-old girl from Guatemala who entered New Mexico last year with her father died of dehydration and shock. Her death was followed by that of an 8-year-old Guatemalan boy who had initially been diagnosed with a common cold and fever.
I’ve suffered a head injury…
Noor found guilty. Somalis hardest hit.
Local Somali hustlers do not disappoint. They have come out guns a blazing to use the Noor verdict as a way to accuse the rest of Minnesoda of racism and other bad things.
Also, this quote from Noor’s uncle cannot be passed up:
I swear the quotes in that article seem to be generated for the sole purpose of getting Little Mogadishu burned to the ground by a mob of Minnesodans who are fed up with the ingrates.
Sue me but I’m not 100% convinced that, had the races been switched, the verdict would have been the same, either.
Also, today at Home Depot
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7011819/Lindsey-Vonn-flaunts-figure-bikinis-time-Sports-Illustrated-Swimsuit-issue.html
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7011929/Lottie-Moss-puts-leggy-display-blue-playsuit-attends-launch-PacSun-collaboration.html
I shop at the wrong Home Depot.
No wonder Trump gave Tiger a medal. Probably high fived him too over his choice of girlfriends.
Was Paul Walker concerned about letting his friend drive?
No, he thought it’d be a blast.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn’t wearing a seat belt
I think we should congratulate Cuba for not executing gays the way they did when Che Gueverra was in charge of their justice system.
There was a process. What more do you want?
“What about Brett Kavanaugh? Did he have due process when he was questioned by you in that committee? And did he have due process being innocent before proven guilty by Democrats in that process?” Baier asked.
“I’m only smiling because, like, he got a really good job out of the whole thing. Okay, he’s like on the Supreme Court of the United States. Yes, I think he did. We had a process, and that process was a hearing before the Senate. And that hearing went on and then new evidence came out and that was evidence from Dr. Blasey Ford, who even my colleagues on the other side of the aisle who supported Judge Kavanaugh and voted for him, said that she was credible. She came forward with her story,” Klobuchar answered.
She continued, “What bothered me is after my colleague said she was credible, then the next thing you hear is really this basic, political, I think, response. With Judge Kavanaugh basically, not just dissing her story, he has a right to put his story on, but basically politicizing the whole judiciary with how he acted.”
Jeezus. As I was reading that first paragraph I was sure it was going to be an AOC quote.
I’ve heard claims that she’s smart, but she sounds like a complete idiot there.
Like, oh my God!
“said that she was credible”
You can keep saying she was credible over and over until you’re blue in the face. Doesn’t change the fact that she is not, and never was at all credible to anyone with more than 2 brain cells.
Which GOP-er on that committee called her credible? I don’t feel like looking it up myself.
I honestly don’t want to look it up either haha. I remember their being one or two on Team Red who called her credible really early on in the whole fiasco, but before all the shit started to hit the proverbial fan.
I don’t remember the specifics, that information just isn’t indelible in my hippocampus I guess
Warning: auto-play video for both links.
A quick search shows none on the committee called Ford credible; however, my quick search showed Richard Shelby called her credible and Donald Trump said she was “a very credible witness”.
A quick google search says it was Senator Richard Shelby (R-Ala.)
Here I was thinking it was Flake.
“…like, he got a really good job out of the whole thing. Okay, he’s like on the Supreme Court…”
Like she should totes be president!
and this is bullshit anyway since their whole argument has been to win back the Senate, impeach Trump, then impeach Kavanaugh.
“but basically politicizing the whole judiciary with how he acted”
Yeah it’s his fault that Democrats attacked him with baseless accusations. He didn’t have to make it political.
Here, I’ll try to explain it in a way she’ll understand: Ford threw shade, but Kavanaugh clapped back with a perfect response that broke the Democrats.
Are you throwing shade at Heartland Amy?
Speaking of the Noor case ….
Jamar Clark’s family’s lawyers want a “transformative” settlement too
Jamar Clark was the oft incarcerated felon who police tried to arrest after he was interfering with EMT’s who were helping his injured girlfriend. A struggle ensued and Clark ended up shot. Forensic evidence pretty much backed the cops up on this shoot. But the local BLM brigade hyped the shooting up.
I also can’t quite figure the story out because it sure seems like the City Council is also dying to pay more than the paltry settlement that was previously proposed.
Am I missing something? The whole story seems to be that since the city paid out $20M for Noor’s actions, they should also pay out millions to Clark’s family. For racial justice or something.
““The settlement was rejected [because] we felt the number was way too low,” Council Member Phillipe Cunningham posted on Facebook. Cunningham later deleted the post, saying he had been informed that he wasn’t allowed to comment.”
That right there is grounds for a recall.
Remember when it was Global Warming and “snow would be a thing of the past”?
I bet Duluth wants a refund.
We got about an inch in Denver overnight. Pretty good powder in the mountains. Three ski areas still open.
I have vague memories of this storm 42 years ago today.
I had already put the shovels and snowblower away, damnit!
I’m at a lacrosse game freezing my ass off. In May in NJ.
Dan Rather pouts about The Apprentice getting Trump elected, which led to some amusing replies
Sick burn.
“What’s the frequency, Kenneth?”
Rather should probably quietly tip-toe away and never say another word in public again.
“An octopus sucked onto a Chinese vlogger’s face and ripped her skin when she tried to eat it live on camera”
https://twitter.com/thisisinsider/status/1126063681249402882
https://www.insider.com/octopus-sucks-onto-vloggers-face-as-she-tries-to-eat-it-live-on-camera-2019-5
To be fair, it had a six arm advantage.
Not to mention Superior brain power.
I never have that problem with steak.
it worked out better for this woman.
She sounds American.
Also, nice rack.
Never send a gal to do a guy’s job
That is a truly great movie from a great director.
Sorry, but the dark humor thread is that way. [points in other direction]
I wouldn’t eat an animal that was still alive, but especially not one that can grab on to your face/tongue/throat on the way down.
She did better than the Korean gal who got a mouthful of squid spunk
Maybe it’s just me, but still eating it after it fought you off seems like poor form.
“Police: Utah man dead after teen attacks him for sex assault cops say didn’t happen
Logan police detectives reviewed video footage of the incident that showed Fife walking past the girl but authorities said no sexual assault occurred.
LOGAN — A 62-year-old man is dead after police say a 17-year-old boy attacked him for sexually assaulting his younger sister, though investigators found video footage that showed the assault never occurred.
On April 23 about 3 p.m., the 16-year-old girl said Michael Fife, 62, sexually assaulted her while the two were on a Cache Valley Transit District bus, according to Logan police.
The girl immediately called her 17-year-old brother and told him about the alleged assault, police said.
Minutes later, police said the brother located Fife getting off the bus near 300 South and 100 West, ran toward him and assaulted him.
Fife fell to the sidewalk, suffered head injuries and was left unconscious, while the brother fled on foot, according to police.”
https://www.deseretnews.com/article/900069578/police-utah-man-dead-after-teen-attacks-him-for-sex-assault-cops-say-didnt-happen.html
IANAL, but it’s still murder even if she were assaulted.
Hey sis… the next time you want attention just ask.
I hope she gets some attention as an assessory to murder.
“Two prostitutes have been murdered in the same community – and neighbors are fed up. They say the prostitution still runs rampant and despite years of complaints, nothing’s been done. TODAY AT 5: What we found when we set up undercover cameras.”
https://twitter.com/wsbtv/status/1126227018767486977
https://www.wsbtv.com/news/2-investigates/2-deaths-dozens-of-prostitutes-and-neighbors-living-in-fear-when-will-it-end-/947280323
Thot Thursday.
https://thechive.com/2019/05/09/summer-shorts-season-is-back-and-its-cause-for-celebration-38-photos/
Imagine being this guy:
“I thought anti-semitism was *unfounded* hatred of Jews ? If you hate them because they did something awful, like implement apartheid, it is not anti-semitism, but perfectly justified critique of people who in particular should know better than that.”
https://twitter.com/bsdphk/status/1126199508449341440
Same guy in the responses to his post:
“I don’t hold them collectively responsible, I hold them collectively in contempt because they are complicit, in many cases aiding the Israeli Governments policies.
That is not anti-semitism, that is justified outrage.”
Wow, so any random jewish guy in Los Angeles or Chicago or NY is somehow aiding the israeli government, and that makes it ok for you to hate all jews? gfy dude
It has to be parody.
I really hope so but i don’t know. He has a blue check, and then he’s continuously defending his bigotry down the whole comment thread. If it’s a parody, it’s an extremely dedicated one
It sure doesn’t seem like parody.
http://phk.freebsd.dk/sagas/israel/
Ah, it’s because Jews run Congress. Well, that’s settled!
They are beyond parody.
The apartheid accusations just enrage me. There are quite a few Muslim Israeli citizens and they enjoy the exact same rights, responsibilities, and freedoms as every other citizen. There are even Muslim members of the Knesset. Also, IIRC, it is the Palestinian Authority than bans Jews from entering and refuses to issue work permits for WB residents to work in Israel (like all those poor folk who once worked at SodaStream).
The PA also has the death penalty for anyone selling property to a Jew.
I think I remember reading that a person has to be Jewish in order to legally carry a gun.
Complete bullshit. All Israeli citizens have the same gun rights. And it should be noted that there are a lot of non-Jews in the military, and unsurprisingly they’re armed.
I should say “same lack of gun rights.” Outside of the military, gun rights for all Israeli citizens are not noticeably different than Californians or New Yorkers.
I’ll see if I can find it.
Perhaps it’s a matter of practice rather than law. Just like a black guy in Los Angeles has a snowball’s chance in hell.
“And it should be noted that there are a lot of non-Jews in the military, and unsurprisingly they’re armed.”
Well, just like in the U.S. that’s completely irrelevant.
I found a Times of Israel article on Israeli gun laws and a Library of Congress write-up of Israeli gun laws. I see no mention of religion; however, my impression is legally owning a gun in Israel isn’t easy and license issue is similar to US “may-issue” style.
That’s correct. No distinction between Arabs, Jews, or Druze.
“Apartheid- you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg will attend a May 9 fundraiser hosted by film director Samuel Greisman, who has attacked President Donald Trump’s supporters as “illiterate” and “piece[s] of shit.”
George W. Bush was universally loathed by the same people but I don’t recall so much vicious hatred toward his voters and supporters.
He seems nice.
Oh right, Samuel Greisman. He’s…. um…. *shuffles off to IMDB*….. Right. He has three short movies under his belt with a total elapsed run time of 31 minutes. Oh wait, here’s something. He’s Sally Field’s son.
Boy, this Buttigieg campaign is a runaway freight train.
Butt-GAG.
I take it this isn’t your truck:
https://twitter.com/tsgnews/status/1126534941737738242
Fuck the EPL. That’s too much.
https://thehill.com/homenews/house/442889-pelosi-i-do-agree-we-are-in-a-constitutional-crisis
Well if pelosi says so it must be true
If only there was a branch of the government which had the responsibility for resolving such conflicts.
I doubt she even knows what’s in the Constitution given that it’s almost as old as she is.
Disney’s ‘Tolkien’ Movie Cuts Out the Christian Faith That Inspired His Life and Work
I saw a trailer a few days, and while it looked pretty, it looked like they were going to go overboard in tying his writing directly to his experiences in WWI.
The film focuses on the early influences of Tolkien’s life, so these cuts may be justifiable.
“What is this script? We want sexy young Tolkien, not Professor Dad Tolkien!”
“Serious Tolkien fans might wonder why the film offers no hint of another vital influence: his friendship with Christian author and apologist C.S. Lewis. But Karukoski wanted to explore the earliest events and experiences that helped shape Tolkien’s astonishing imagination, and Lewis arrives later, in post-war Oxford,” Loconte explained. “The story of Lewis, Tolkien, and the Inklings—the circle of Christian authors and friends who met weekly to discuss literature, faith, and other weighty topics—deserves its own film treatment.”
I…I thought I was joking.
Reviews haven’t been stellar although Kyle Smith at NRO didn’t hate it. I still think it should have introduced the Inklings. I need some Charles Williams on film.
I saw the trailer not too long ago, and wasn’t impressed.
Sex is the basic need of every mature human; male and female. Today, medical research has discovered some abnormality among the men during having a sex. If a man releases a volume of the sperms or a semen more than 5.5 ml, then it will be considered as the hyperspermia that is the kind of sexual unusualness. Basically, many a men having this problem still do not have any idea about what hyperspermia is the. They consider it the strength and better for them to reproduce all the babies. If a male discharges such amounts of the sperms in every sex intercourse encounter, then it may cause weakness, poor erection and many other fertility issues that may be critical to the happy use of penis.
Sex Chat With Borat?
This reads like a Q post filtered through an Indian call center operator.
Or front page preview of a Heroic Mulatto post.
“Hello, I am Peter North from Windows Technical Support.”
Good ol’ “Beercan” North. Many a stag party in my mis-spent youth featured videos of his, uh, talents . . .
Needs more bobs and vagene
“critical to the happy use of penis.”
Eh. It has its ups and downs.
Big loads make for unhappy penises?
?
You may be having a stroke. (No euphemism)
I’ve had shitty connectivity the last few days at training. Did anyone post this awesome article by KDW?
https://www.nationalreview.com/2019/05/brian-sims-political-fanaticism-identity-politics/
Heh. Good stuff.
He’s a great writer.
From the comments:
Sounds to me like he is setting up for a run at the presidency and he has the voters pegged.
Hmm, 2 3/4 hours since posted and only 118 comments?
I’m helping!
It’s racism. See, Brett is white and ms is brown.
Don Brett. Don Brett is white.
“Can’t we all just get along?”
Youjizz is running a Three’s Company marathon.
What you did there- I may have noticed it.
I was reading https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/25329621-he-who-walks-in-shadow
Now I’m drinking bourbon and back here.
“NASA tried to stop a fake asteroid from destroying New York. They failed”
https://twitter.com/independent/status/1126205125914255361
https://www.indy100.com/article/nasa-fail-simulated-asteroid-destroys-new-york-city-8905136
Should’ve banned straws earlier.
They could have at least tried to deflect it to DC.
Well… bye.
??
“Trump’s White House just revoked the press pass I’ve had for 21 years as part of its broader crackdown on journalists’ access.”
https://twitter.com/Milbank/status/1126231972337147909
“Start your own White House.”
https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/1126328333535309825
And heroin addicts should start exercising.
https://mobile.twitter.com/NewtGrinchgrin/status/1126234021745254400
Alllll the way at the bottom of his article:
The WH should revoke all the ‘permanent’ press passes, and make them get new ones through the exact same process as getting an AR-15 in Maryland. It might be instructive.
Nice. Mental health check, too.
“To do that she would have to learn building code”
HA!
“Cannabis and Coffee
@IHeartCandC
Replying to @michaeldamsky @RichardEngel and
In the summer of 2016, the media clearly wanted Trump to win”
HAHAHAHAHA!
Somebody’s clearly been using too much of their own product.
Re; the dark humor thread earlier. In terms of college humor.
When you think about Frank “Monkeyboy” Cho’s original comic “University^2” for U of Maryland – https://www.comicartfans.com/gallerypiece.asp?piece=1249096 (definitely worth buying the whole collection) – see also https://www.comicartfans.com/gallerypiece.asp?piece=1261376
Hard to believe Liberty Meadows actually survived 5 whole years in syndication – although not that hard to believe when you see the stuff that actually got rejected by the censors 🙁 One of the few truly laugh out loud comic strips since the end of C&H (although Pearls before Swine has it’s moments – art is severely lacking).
ie. http://www.westfieldcomics.com/wow/art/feature/large/fci01.gif
Frank Cho is a freaking national treasure even though he’s essentially been un-personed from professional comics (though I highly recommend buying his collections and the recent TPB/Hardcover collection of “Skybourne” by Boom Comics.). Also preordered his cover variant for the upcoming Vampirella book from Dynamite.
While I’m waiting on my post to get moderated (3 links) – here’s a couple more classics: http://www.westfieldcomics.com/wow/art/feature/large/fci02.gif
http://www.westfieldcomics.com/wow/art/feature/large/fci04.gif
Does this work?
[img]http://www.westfieldcomics.com/wow/art/feature/large/fci05.gif[/img]
http://www.westfieldcomics.com/wow/art/feature/large/fci06.gif
https://www.creators.com/read/liberty-meadows/07/17/205754
https://alchetron.com/Liberty-Meadows
Mr Fantastic?
https://mobile.twitter.com/EW/status/1126240618953441281
They’re jealous they didn’t get Batman and Robin, or Xena and Gabrielle.
It’s the racoon.
It’s gonna be Nick Fury, whats more SJW than a super hardass black dude being gay?
This. Also, he’s Muslim and was born a woman.
I was in Chatsworth at McDonald’s and the sign said “due to city ordinance, straws must be requested” Cali is a fucking joke
That sucks.
Larf!
Joke. Nightmare. Cautionary tale.
I have a few more choice words for the ORC lemme tells ya….
The PRC, fucking auto correct
WaPo with its finger on the pulse of flyover country.
https://mobile.twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1126601502716567560
About how many of you lot work in IT?
Cause….https://torontosun.com/news/world/it-worker-23-chops-off-his-penis-testicles-in-eunuch-bid
So not clicking.
Nope.
p*$$y
?
“However, his mother threw out his frozen penis which he left in the family freezer.”
I mean, whats the shelf life of that, anyhow ?
out are strange,
Sup Tres!!!!
You are strange, I need a new phone…..
Hey YUFUS!
I assisted in repairing a furnace the other day, and nobody got the joke about the thermostat
It was a lennox unit that wouldnt fire, and both the pressure switch and the board had been replaced. I blew through both of the pressure switch lines into the burner, and….1 was completely blocked. Some wire to clean it out and, BAM!
It exploded?
I thought he added some garlic.
If he was attached enough to it to keep it in his freezer, why didn’t he just, y’know . . . keep it attached?