Sunday Morning Leftovers Links

Mom: /points at black plastic tray on the floor
Doesn’t that need to be picked up?

SP: No, it’s Wonder Dog’s ice cube tray. That’s where we put her ice cubes when she asks for them.

Mom: Why is it on the floor?

SP: Because Wonder Dog is on the floor.

Mom: /points at black plastic tray on the floor
Doesn’t that need to be picked up?

Birthdays today are a particularly auspicious group, starting with the guy who helped lay the foundations of libertarian philosophy; a guy whose legacy far outweighs his talent; arguably the finest stand-up bass player to ever walk the Earth; unarguably the finest pianist of the 20th century; an asshole with an amazing songwriting talent; the girl whom I taught oral sex; the King of Cringe Comedy; and the finest wide receiver I ever saw.

OK, news, or what’s left of it.

 

And nothing else happened.

 

I love how basic ignorance of thermodynamics leads to the virtue signalers accomplishing the opposite of their intentions.

 

“Well, first, she was never in the ICU.”

 

Tales of the Gullible.

 

When will that 15 minutes be over? Maybe if she suddenly marries David Hogg, we can have a two-fer.

 

Seriously, there’s not enough popcorn in this world…

 

I hope our Japan contingent can still get Pubrix Roast Chicken.

 

Somehow I’m thinkin’, “Nah, not really.”

 

Old Guy Music is… let’s say… very much of its time. But the guitar work on it is just perfect. And it’s a fun song.

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263 responses to “Sunday Morning Leftovers Links”

  1. Shpip

    GRETA THUNBERG SAYS FRIDAY CLIMATE STRIKE WILL GO ON FOR ‘AS LONG AS IT TAKES’ TO STIR WORLD LEADERS INTO ACTION

    Maybe she can hold her breath ’til she turns blue, stomp on the floor a few times. Then, “world leaders” will listen to her and the rest of the kids.

      1. PieInTheSky

        The thing to consider is is the extra cost worth it

      2. Fourscore

        I help by not competing for a seat on a plane, then sell my carbon offsets to my wife so she can fly with a clear conscience.

    1. PieInTheSky

      Sweeden is such a silly place

  2. Scruffy Nerfherder

    I’m seeing outrage stories about Deutsche Bank destroying Orange Man’s tax returns.

    Are foreign banks supposed to hold your private financial information so overreaching pols can go around the laws protecting your privacy now?

    1. Sir Digby

      Business-types always have each other’s backs!

      /idiots

  3. Enough news and so on. I’m going fishing.

    1. Fourscore

      Best answer, because deer season isn’t ’til next month.

      1. I think deer season started here on October 1, for those using a bow. For gun users, it’s not until mid-November.

    2. Gender Traitor

      Hope the fish are biting – or, rather, hope you’re biting the fish.

      1. Sir Digby

        Everyone who links to Despair, Inc. is wonderful. It is known!

        1. Gender Traitor

          IIRC, some of my co-workers and I once gave our boss this book for his birthday. (Which is, fortunately, shortly AFTER annual evaluations are completed.)

          1. Sir Digby

            I heartily approve!

  4. Tres Cool

    Mornin’

    1. Gender Traitor

      ‘sup, Tres!

      1. Tres Cool

        suh’ homeslice

        1. Gender Traitor

          Hey, Tres (if you’re still around) – didja hear the Crack Central Kroger is closing?

          1. Tres Cool

            Sorry Im late- just got home

            Yeah, I did see that. I wonder what they’re gonna due with the space.

            Also, I wonder if there’s gonna be an outcry by the NAACP about leaving N. Dayton in a food dessert like when Aldi closed. Then again, given the demographic of that area…..naw.

  5. straffinrun

    I’m with your mom. You guys are talking nonsense.

    1. Sir Digby

      I’m with your mom

      No, I’m with YOUR m-

      Oh…that. Sorry, straff.

      1. PieInTheSky

        Should you not be sleeping after the late night?

        1. Sir Digby

          Got a couple more hours…what am I gonna do, improve my life in some way?

          1. Gender Traitor

            How can you improve on perfection??

          2. Sir Digby

            Inorite?!?

      2. Fourscore

        Seems like everyone knows Winston’s mom, well, almost everyone

  6. PieInTheSky

    I hear California banned fur. I would have thought it was to hot anyway. Hope they dont plan something silly like banning leather

    1. Jarflax

      It’s not fur. It’s suede with a long pile.

  7. PieInTheSky

    Seriously, there’s not enough popcorn in this world…

    No, i do not want to support your journalism

  8. Pope Jimbo

    We used to make those octo-dogs for our kids all the time.

    1. Old Man With Candy

      I wince in pain every time I see them.

      1. Jarflax

        Hotdogs are the best argument for vegetarianism.

        1. Pi Guy

          Wrong.

          Roseda Farms (Monkton, MD cattle farm) are the absolute $#!+.

  9. Gender Traitor

    Good morning, OMWC! LOVE “Mr. Spaceman!” We used to do a medley/mashup of that and another goofy spaceman song. Good times!

    1. Old Man With Candy

      I loved the Bonzos. They need to be featured on an Old Guy Music…

  10. Pope Jimbo

    I was once woken up by a cop banging on my door at 3 am because my garage door was open. She was not happy when I told her to mind her own business and to leave immediately. I worded it as politely as I could. I think she had been chasing some neighborhood kids and wanted me to let her look through my garage.

    I guess I should count myself lucky she didn’t fear for her life and shoot me.

    1. Sir Digby

      It doesn’t help that you were in your own house…you really were risking your life.

    2. Fourscore

      At 3 AM its a little dangerous to bang on doors or answer the banging of the door. Also a little too late (or too early) for banging…

      1. Sir Digby

        “Danger Bang”….has potential

      2. Cy

        A friend of mine used to be the Trainmaster at a little town in South Carolina, he brags that he was responsible for a little local baby boom account of him moving the locals switcher’s time up from 0600 to 0500. When the local had to pull out of town they were always hard on the whistle, we were and in most cases still are, required to whistle at whistle boards and certain crossings. Apparently 9 months after he bumped the on duty time up, the town had a big spike in child births.

    3. And if you suggested you were in fear of your life so shot her, the cops would be going nuts.

    4. Drake

      At least she banged on the door. That guy was just creeping around quietly looking for somebody to shoot.

      1. Sean

        Was it the back door?

        *snicker*

    5. leon

      I hope the neighbor feels responsible. I know I’m inundated in this, but I really can’t think of calling the cops as anything but borderline malicious. As such it should only be done when in active danger.

      1. Gender Traitor

        He does.

        Smith, who has lived on the street for 50 years, said he had been trying to be a good neighbor, calling police on a non-emergency number so they could check on the residents. But he was wrestling with his emotions after a sleepless night.

        “I’m shaken. I’m mad. I’m upset. And I feel it’s partly my fault,” he said. “If I had never dialed the police department, she’d still be alive.”

        [H/T to Mojeaux, who linked to this a few posts back.]

        1. leon

          Now I kinda feel bad. He’s got more anguish over it than the guy who pulled the trigger.

          1. I don’t. I saw a tweet that said, “Why didn’t you go check on her yourself if you were that concerned?”

            Yeah. Yeah. why didn’t you?

          2. leon

            I thought about that too. I just assumed that he didn’t feel bad at all.

          3. Most people don’t realize the peril they are raining down when they call the cops in to handle a welfare type situation. Too bad the guy’s ignorance cost his neighbor her life. Hopefully it motivates him to do something impactful about it.

          4. leon

            “Most people don’t realize the peril they are raining down when they call the cops”

            My wife and I talked about this, because I have zero respect for cops. I try to keep my opinions tempered when talking to my young kids, but I never ever ever tell them that cops are their friends

          5. Fatty Bolger

            Yeah, it’s tough. I don’t want them scared of cops, but I don’t want them not scared, either.

            I’ve tried to emphasize that cops are people doing a job, not your friends, and that job is not to “protect and serve,” any more than “quality is job one” for Ford. That police see people as a threat, particularly (but not limited to) young men.

          6. Fourscore

            I don’t see my neighbors for months, unless its at a party of some sort. No news is good news.

          7. My son is a “free-range” kid, meaning I give him almost as much freedom as kids in the 80s had. He goes on his bike everywhere and if he has money, he’ll go farther afield. He has to be home by dark. If it’s scorching hot, I make him take water.

            So one day it’s scorching hot and he’s zipping along and gets stopped by a cop. He just wanted to make sure my kid was okay in the heat, if he had water, if his parents knew where he was, and offered to bring him home in an AC car.

            He said, “I can’t. My mom will freak out that I’m in a cop car.”

            Not sure whether to be proud of him or what. Cop did a nice thing. Cops do lots of nice things.

            But I myself was brought up to loathe and fear cops*, so I try not to let that rub off too much. Then shit like this happens and keeps happening and I get to where I don’t believe my lyin’ eyes when they do do something nice.

            *My dad worked as a city investigator for KCMO. Oftentimes he had to write up reports against cops. He always feared retaliation, such as putting drugs in our cars and then pulling him over.

            He also would say that in the 70s and 80s, KCMO administered a psych test for cop appliacants. Okay, so what? Everybody does that. KCMO deliberately selected for the most psychopathic ones.

          8. What I mean to say is that my personal experience with cops is at odds with what I was taught and what I see on the news.

            It’s a very loud cognitive dissonance.

            Even when I have been stopped for speeding, I haven’t had a cop be an asshole to me. Always calm and polite. Of course, the tears help.

          9. Gender Traitor

            But I myself was brought up to loathe and fear cops*, so I try not to let that rub off too much.

            So you haven’t trained him to say, “Am I being detained?”

          10. No. The thing with my kid is that if you suggest he say calmly, “Am I being detained?” he will take that as a command to be an absolute asshole, running his mouth, and getting himself into further trouble.

          11. Gender Traitor

            Of course, the tears help.

            Attagirl! : D

          12. Jarflax

            There are plenty of decent cops and there is need for them. There are also plenty of aspects of the war on drugs, police unions, and militarized policing that lead to bad outcomes. There are also some bad cops. It would be nice if people could do nuance, but we tend to be bad at that as a species.

          13. I’m not hot enough to use my looks. IMO, tears work better anyway.

          14. leon

            There are plenty of decent cops and there is need for them.

            I… I’m split on this. I have quite a few friends who are cops. They are nice people to me. But when they tell their cop stories, it drives me insane because there are plenty of things that are plainly unconstitutional despite what the courts say. Also if cops were decent then they would actually make an effort to root out the bad cops rather than constantly try to provide cover for them.

            For example just look in this article. The cops have already searched an noted that the girl had a firearm in her appartment (though they don’t know if she was near it at the time? how do they not know that? they do know that, they just are trying to provide a good story for their murderer friend).

            So yeah i have a hard time saying there are any decent cops.

            And as for necessary, sure there is a need for the service, but one i could easily see being privatized and put on the open market for competition.

          15. Mad Scientist

            A reporter wrote the article. It’s not known to the reporter if she was near the gun at the time the cop shot her in her own house. The cops know perfectly well how near she was to it.

          16. Gdragon

            “Police released photographs of a gun they said that they found in a bedroom at the house. They did not say whether Jefferson was holding the weapon when the officer shot her.”

            I mean, was she in the bedroom where the gun was found when she was shot? Doesn’t seem like she was, right?

            I suppose when she was shot the gun may have been launched from her hand into the bedroom… yeah, that’s the ticket.

    6. WTF is it about the Midwest and garage doors. I had this exact experience in IL, but a male cop.

      1. They’d positively flip out if they saw the expensive shit I have stored in my carport.

  11. Sensei

    I love how basic ignorance of thermodynamics leads to the virtue signalers accomplishing the opposite of their intentions.

    As long we can keep getting Seltzer delivered in NYC it will be OK.

    Walter the Seltzerman – “Streets of New York” – from NHK TV America

    1. Fourscore

      No one needs a package delivered overnight.

      1. Tejicano

        I wonder how many other glibs would remember *absolutely positively”

        1. Sensei

          My favorite was ZapMail

          https://medium.com/@bridgetfagan3/a-lesson-in-failure-zapmail-45a90cb3793e

          Nobody saw the improvement in fax technology coming.

        2. Gender Traitor
          1. Gender Traitor

            Especially fun to watch with the CC on.

          2. Sir Digby

            Between that, and his being a Transformer, the 80s were John Moschitta’s bitch.

        3. Fatty Bolger

          I remember. I also remember UPS’s “Moving at the speed of business,” which made us business workers laugh.

    2. l0b0t

      SodaStream changed our lives.

      1. Old Man With Candy

        The Bubbles of Oppression.

      2. Sensei

        Same. I actually use the smaller bottle. It’s easy to make more and it will retain more carbonation.

        If there was a soda distributor with bulk CO2 close I’d get one of the rigs that let’s you refill the SodaStream bottles. Sadly there isn’t, so expensive refills for us!

        1. l0b0t

          Yeah… we’re right on the cusp of having to just break down and install a soda gun. Wifey and the kids drink seltzer almost exclusively and I’m knee deep in This AWESOME book.

          1. Shirley Knott

            Agree, the book is the awesome.

        2. l0b0t

          I use bulk CO2 to run my airbrush so already have the tanks, a 60lb refill is around $30, but I have no way to hook the tanks up to the water.

          1. Sensei

            They make an adapter that refill the the SodaStream bottle from a bulk tank.

            Only issue is that some tanks may or may not have a tube inside so you may have to invert the tank. I believe it needs to be gaseous and not liquid and many tanks pick up from the bottom.

            They claim the CO2 is identical at a commercial gas supply company, but I’d prefer to get it from somebody that sells “food grade”.

          2. Nephilium

            You could just get a keg and hook the CO2 tank up to that.

      3. PieInTheSky

        I thought that was on the boycott list?

        1. Sensei

          True. I suppose we should write (((SodaStream))).

      4. Rhywun

        Do the economics really work out on that? I heard it was pricey from the C02 refills or something.

        1. l0b0t

          We get the refills at Bed, Bath, Beyond and take advantage of their wonderful coupon policy. With the amount of fizzy water our family consumes, it is significantly less expensive than bottled seltzer.

          1. Gender Traitor

            Your BB&B coupons don’t exclude everything they have in stock?? Lucky duck!

          2. Rhywun

            Huh. Maybe I’ll investigate again.

            I always toss the BB&B coupons because I find Amazon still undercutting them.

        2. westernsloper

          I haven’t used mine in a long time. Replacement bottles are expensive, and when I did do the refill I didn’t think it lasted as long as a new purchase bottle. I did not get all scientific and do math or anything, but my Safeway started selling their store brand seltzer water for $3 for a twelve pack of cans. Seemed to be cheaper in my mind.

  12. Pope Jimbo

    Here is some non-controversial weather news: Get ready for the Full Beaver Moon!

    1. Sir Digby

      I am waiting for Full-Moon Beaver….

      Not, not a were-beaver; don’t be silly.

      1. Gender Traitor

        Huh. Actually a thing. Who knew?

        1. Sean

          Stan against evil – the curse of the werepony.
          https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6bdkpl

  13. Pope Jimbo

    I’d react this way too if you poured Coors Light down my gullet.

    1. Gender Traitor

      Can’t be as bad as their NA.

  14. Aloysious

    mmmm… tubular meat.

    1. Or bells

      Mornin’, Glibbies.

      1. Gender Traitor

        Mornin’ Mojey!

      2. Sir Digby

        Rise ‘n’ shine, Mo!

      3. Aloysious

        Morning!

        *gurgles down hot coffee^

      4. Rhywun

        Live, complete version for the full groovy effect.

      5. TARDIS

        My mom was so damned mad when she found out my brother and I snuck (sneaked?) into the base theater to watch that movie. Every time the subject came up, she yelled, “Crosses don’t belong there! That’s disgusting!”, and so on.

        I had nightmares about Linda Blair for months. Then, they turned sexual….

        Mornin’ Glibs and Gliberinas.

        1. Gender Traitor

          Mornin’, TARDy!

          I had nightmares about Linda Blair for months. Then, they turned sexual….

          So…ummm…how’s your therapy coming along?

          1. TARDIS

            So…ummm…how’s your therapy coming along?

            All better now.
            *winks*

            Just checking in here to see if I drunk posted anything yesterday. Heh.

        2. Gender Traitor

          Hooker to TARDIS: You want me to spit WHAT at you??

          1. TARDIS

            I do love me some guacamole!

    2. Cy

      A good bratwurst or kielbasa can turn a day from really shitty to delightful in a very short span of time.

      1. Sir Digby

        Cy, I want to purchase that saying. On a vinyl decal, or, a shirt…lots of mediums, actually.

      2. Gender Traitor

        Can confirm! Oh…wait…not a euphemism?

        1. Sir Digby

          #WhyNotBoth

          1. Gender Traitor

            ::enthusiastic applause::

          2. Jarflax

            Polish menage a trois.

  15. PieInTheSky

    The goddamn MRI results only come out Friday. Stupid MRI

    1. Gender Traitor

      How did that go? It was on your shoulder, right? Mr. GT had one of those done on his head after a TIA (“mini-stroke”) and said it was the weirdest, creepiest experience of his life. And he did a lot of drugs back in the day.

      1. MRIs are creepy because you’re in such a close space. I keep thinking of the buried-alive scene in Kill Bill. But you’re given headphones to listen to the music of your Kind-of choice to drown out the noise. I just keep my eyes closed. I had one tech tell me she had never seen a patient who could keep as still as I did for as long.

        1. Fuck a duck. Tag fail. Again.

          1. Gender Traitor

            Too much blood in your caffeine stream?

          2. That’s it.

        2. So she was telling you you’re as creepy as the MRI? :-p

        3. PieInTheSky

          i don’t mind the closed space staying perfectly still for 25 minutes is more difficult

          1. Sir Digby

            Pie, as a friendly, fellow* glib, I should remind you of the various vampire made around here.

            *it’s early for me, and “kiss ass” seemed excessive

        4. Scruffy Nerfherder

          I’ve slept thru a couple of them. Not so bad.

      2. PieInTheSky

        yes, my shoulder. It went like an MRI mildly unpleasant because of the not moving and the noise but nothing extreme. I think it is only an issue when you have claustrophobia or metal things in your body

        1. Rotator cuff? Two torn ones for me. One I have had repaired and it’s really not much better, but I also left it too long before having it repaired.

          1. PieInTheSky

            no subacromial impingement. last MRI a year ago showed 0 damage to the rotator cuff

          2. No impingement is good. So what’s the working theory now? A nerve thing? Lingering overuse injury?

          3. PieInTheSky

            well i fucked it up two years ago doing a stupid exercise a trainer recommended in the gym, which I knew was not that good but did it anyway. I aggravated it a month ago either swimming or body surfing a large wave in the sea.

          4. Ah. I mentioned overuse because I had what I would have sworn on a stack of bibles was a torn labrum from doing military presses, until it switched shoulders. For me it was a combo of not having adequate strength in support muscles for the weight I was using, leading to sloppy form, and then not resting enough because I think I’m still 20.

          5. Gender Traitor

            I wonder what percentage of musculoskeletal injuries are caused by dumbass trainers and/or poorly maintained/calibrated equipment in gyms and health clubs.

          6. caused by dumbass trainers and/or poorly maintained/calibrated equipment in gyms and health clubs

            Mrs trshmnstr says “lots”

            She’s of the opinion that the machines are only useful in a small subset of cases, and that dumbbells/barbells are superior for general fitness. She’s also a stickler for form and for not overdoing the weight.

          7. PieInTheSky

            i am angry at myself because i usually did not listen to trainers… but this time I said I’d try it.

            The exercise was a giant set:

            incline dumbbell chest press superset with incline dumbbell flyes superset with flat dumbbell press superset with flat dumbbell flyes. And I was tired and I lost form at the last set of flies… Especially with the trainer doing the bullshit Arnold advice of going real low with the flyes …

        2. I don’t mind the MRI too much myself. It’s like trying to take a nap at a club. Which I’ve done.

    2. Cy

      They have MRI’s in Eastern Europe? You guys are really moving up in the world!

      1. PieInTheSky

        droll

      2. New-fangled coffins for the more tech-advanced vampires.

  16. ruodberht

    People who aren’t as pig-ignorant as I am – should I read Nock?

    1. PieInTheSky

      depends on what you like to read

  17. leon

    I was going to list all the places you’d be in danger of being killed by a “fearful” cop. But the list of places where you’d be safe is shorter:

    – ?
    – Oz (actual, not Australia)
    – Need For Speed?

  18. Nephilium

    For those who were interested in going to Viva Las Vegas in the spring, they just announced that they will have John Waters back to host the Burlesque Showcase, and have mother fucking Royal Crown Revue playing there (for the first show in 20 years).

    1. Gender Traitor

      One of the great voices of all time. Someone’s using her recording of “Getting to Know You” (from The King & I) in the audio of a current TV commercial, and I can tell it’s her – not the version from the movie – because of her pronunciation of “the.” Respect,

      1. Sucks to be the doc who ruined her voice.

        1. Gender Traitor

          Crap! I didn’t know about that. Makes me wish I believed in Hell so he’d have a special place there.

    2. Crusty Juggler

      200 a day plus expenses.

    3. We’ll always have Victor Victoria. (which I saw with my dad, my cousin, and my uncle at the theater … WTF???)

  19. westernsloper

    the girl whom I taught oral sex

    Um, wut? Go on.

      1. Gender Traitor

        But he doesn’t sing “Go Away, Little Girl.”

        1. That has to be the most pedo song I’ve ever heard.

      2. westernsloper

        He has spoke of spending years in SLC back in the hippy days.

        1. Jarflax

          She’d have been in his preferred age range for the Summer of Love.

  20. westernsloper

    I prefer to keep my ignorance of thermodynamics well beyond basic, but still know enough about the recycling scam to have disdain for the recycling nazi who harasses us at work.

    1. Fatty Bolger

      I love recycling because it means we now have an extra trash pickup every two weeks.

    2. Rhywun

      It warms the cockles of my cold heart that there are hipster doofuses who think their bespoke milk service is “saving the planet” or something. What a world.

      “It’s more expensive & worth it!”

      hahhahahahahahahhaha

      1. leon

        Me too. It’s funny to me that because it’s more expensive they equate it with better for the environment, when the huristic really ought to go the other way.

  21. Rufus the Monocled

    Someone will have to glibsplain why millennials (aside from do the opposite of what millennials do of course) are turning to milk bottles are bad.

    1. leon

      I think it might be that the process to use glass over plastic will be environmentally more expensive. It’s a seen vs unseen thing. Electric cars are clean because I don’t see that im putting in coal into it to run it.

    2. I’m not up on the latest nontroversy, but I’d imagine that hand delivering milk separately is much less eco friendly than tossing a plastic jug in the car with all your other groceries.

    3. Well, the greens seem to forget that disposable plastic containers became ubiquitous because they solve a lot of problems. They’re lighter, making them cheaper to transport. They’re cheap, so throwing them away and making another is viable. Unlike reusable containers, you don’t have to use water, soap, power, and labor to clean and sanitize them.

      1. Fourscore

        And have many alternative uses. Watch a water filled gallon jug explode when hit with a 30-30 round. That will give you an idea what happens to a deer

        under the same circumstances.

  22. Rufus the Monocled

    “Bernie Sanders says this is what sets him apart from Warren”

    Two words: Anal ring.

    1. leon

      I thought the belly button was the most socialist of all orifices.

  23. Crusty Juggler

    The dangerously cheesy collectible Cheetos market

    The story of how Cheetos made their way to eBay is a circuitous one but it traces back to Andy Huot, the man behind an Instagram account called @CheeseCurlsofInstagram. Huot is a weight-lifting enthusiast who often watches what he eats but one day in 2013 he had a craving for something crunchy and savory. He bought a bag of Cheetos. That’s when everything started falling into place. First he saw a perfect number seven. Then there was a Loch Ness monster, a Sasquatch, a hammerhead shark, and a T-Rex. “Once you find one, you see them everywhere,” he said.

    1. Rhywun

      The best part is they last forever?

    1. Fourscore

      They suck

      /kid with acne

    2. egould310

      I was at a seed company in Pasco, WA a month ago. The company developed and sells these wacky pumpkins. They have some varieties that are really bizarre. Like a gourd that doesn’t look like a pumpkin, but instead is shaped like a moose antler. Genetics is weird. Nice people. Pasco is a nice little city, too.

  24. leon

    I don’t know if you remember the cop in Utah who got fired for arresting a nurse for refusing to take a blood sample from an unconscious man, after a cops high-speed Chase led to a deadly accident. Well he got fired and is now suing for wrongful termination.

    1. Gender Traitor

      I remember that case, but don’t remember whether it would have been illegal or just unethical for the nurse to draw the sample without the unconscious man’s consent.

      1. leon

        What drivez me mad is that it was clearly a ploy to try to pin the ultimate death on that guy, when the cops had violated policy by engaging in a high speed chase in downtown SLC

      2. The hospital’s lawyers told the cops she couldn’t and they wouldn’t allow her to do it, but the cops arrested her anyway.

        1. R C Dean

          Without a warrant, it is illegal for a nurse to draw blood without consent for non-medical purposes.

          I have had that exact conversation with cops who were bullying an ED nurse. I told them she was acting under my direction, so if anyone was obstructing justice, it was me. They declined to arrest the general counsel of the largest hospital in town, and didn’t arrest the nurse either.

          Bonus: they had to hire on call phlebotomists to draw blood in those cases at the jail, so some of our people picked up sweet moonlighting contracts.

    2. Good. I hope he’s laughed out of court.

      1. leon

        I doubt he will loose. The Unions have got some sweet deals, and I’ve never seen a Cop in Salt Lake get fired who and then loose his wrongful termination suit.

  25. Crusty Juggler

    What is cee-lo, the Chinese dice game that led to four deaths in Brooklyn?

    Cee-lo is a game of chance which traces its origins to China, where it is known as Sì-Wŭ-Liù, or “four-five-six.”

    In America, the game rolls out in neighborhood alleys and stoops and usually includes two or more players.While there are many variations of cee-lo, the game typically features rolling three six-sided dice, with the winner coming up with a preferred combinations of numbers that are determined beforehand.

    Some rolls are considered automatic wins, while others automatic losses — though the majority of combinations offer some number of “points” to the individual player.

    Winning combinations vary depending on the preference of players. Cee-lo players place their bets in a communal pot before each roll.

    In some versions of the game, players compete against one another, while in other variations, one player is designated as a “banker” who all the other players compete against. The role of banker can rotate throughout the game.

    Just in case you find yourself with some extra cash in Black Brooklyn.

    1. So, craps with an extra die?

    2. I think you’re Crazy.

  26. Crusty Juggler

    College admissions scandal: Lori Loughlin should get tough sentence, prosecutor says

    U.S. Attorney Andrew Lelling of the District of Massachusetts told Boston’s ABC affiliate WCVB that he will want the “Full House” actress to get a tougher punishment than the 14-day sentence handed down to “Desperate Housewives” star Felicity Huffman last month.

    “I don’t think I’d be giving away any state secrets by saying we would probably ask for a higher sentence for her than we did for Felicity Huffman,” Lelling told the Boston station Sunday. Huffman paid for someone to proctor and correct her daughter’s SAT, significantly boosting the girl’s score.

    LOCK HER UP

    1. Shirley Knott

      For the equity. Women are under-represented in long term incarceration! End the prison gap!! (Iron ceiling?)

    2. Fatty Bolger

      That’s how the system works. Make a deal, or face excessive punishment. Your choice.

      1. leon

        Bob Murphy had a good episode on his take on plea deals.

    1. I remember her from Channel One news at school. Talk about hiding awkward bones underneath the desk.

    2. Jarflax

      The picture in question is on celebjihad.

  27. Crusty Juggler
  28. leon

    This weekend we spent some time at a local museum. The volunteer showed my 4 and 3 year old how people used to wash cloths and make butter, and it just made me appreciate modern automation so much.

    1. Crusty Juggler

      Wait until they learn about rotary phones and pay phones and encyclopedias and shopping malls.

  29. Crusty Juggler

    Feds hit GirlsDoPorn owners with criminal sex trafficking charges

    Federal prosecutors have charged three men and a woman with sex trafficking charges for operating the popular porn site GirlsDoPorn. At least 22 women featured on the site have sued the site’s owners, charging that the pornographers used lies and coercion to gain their participation.

    Sex trafficking…?

    1. leon

      I’m just gonna say, with a name like “girlsdoporn” it sounds like they were being forthcoming.

    2. westernsloper

      Ya, I am not getting the “trafficking”. Appears there is a good shot at a few rape charges though. wtf?

      1. Fatty Bolger

        The article described an instance where they were told they couldn’t leave until they performed a certain act they didn’t want to, which I suppose would quality. But I think we’ve seen this a lot in law enforcement lately. Anything involving sex is being called “trafficking,” even though it isn’t.

    3. Jarflax

      How is this anything but a civil case? The lies and coercion are that the producers told the women the film would not have a domestic release, then posted it on the website. That is a not particularly unusual contract claim, not a crime.

      1. Jarflax

        OK, read the whole article before posting next time. Yeah, possibly some rape charges, maybe even a wrongful imprisonment case. Still calling BS on the trafficking.

        1. AlmightyJB

          All criminals are either traffickers or terrorist or victims of oppression.

  30. Crusty Juggler

    A woman was shot and killed by a Fort Worth police officer in her own home

    A black woman was shot and killed by a white police officer in her Fort Worth, Texas home after a neighbor called dispatchers to report the woman’s front door was open, police said.
    The officers were searching the perimeter of the woman’s home when they saw a person standing near a window inside and one of them opened fire, killing her, Fort Worth police said.

    Hours after the shooting, police released a heavily edited version of the officer’s body camera footage. The nearly 2-minute video shows officers walking outside the home with flashlights for a few minutes before one of them yells, “Put your hands up! Show me your hands!” and shoots his weapon through a window.

    “The Fort Worth Police Department is releasing available body camera footage to provide transparent and relevant information to the public as we are allowed within the confines of the Public Information Act and forthcoming investigation,” police said.
    In a statement, police said the officers entered the home and gave the woman medical treatment, but she died at the scene.

    1. Fatty Bolger

      Non-link reader confirmed.

    2. Too bad OMWC didn’t link to that this morning. ?

      1. Crusty Juggler

        lol I would never read an OWMC post.

        1. Well, you’re not wrong …

        2. Gender Traitor

          You hold out for HM & SF posts, amirite?

          1. Crusty Juggler

            Just for Sir Digby

  31. Crusty Juggler

    Television detectives, ranked:

    1 – Tom Magnum
    2 – Jim Rockford
    3 – Columbo
    4 – Rust Cohle
    5 – Sonny Crocket

    1. Fatty Bolger

      Rockford and Columbo for sure. Poirot would also have to be in my top 5.

    2. Jarflax

      I like Cadfael.

      1. Crusty Juggler

        Clearly my list is focused on WHITE AMERICAN MEN.

        1. R C Dean

          As is right and proper.

        2. Jarflax

          Mine isn’t.

        3. AlmightyJB

          Farrah Fawcett was the hottest P.I.

          1. TARDIS

            Respectfully disagree; Jaclyn Smith

          2. R C Dean

            Like Ginger and Maryanne.

            I won’t choose, and you can’t make me.

          3. Gender Traitor

            #whynotboth?

          4. AlmightyJB

            Truth. Smith has that classic beauty but Fawcett was just sooo freakin’ hawt.

          5. TARDIS

            GT FTW!

          6. Gender Traitor

            ::takes a bow::

      2. Fatty Bolger

        ^^^^ Also good. And the TV series got me reading the books, which were excellent.

    3. leon

      Sean Spencer

      1. leon

        Also, Juliet O’Hara

    4. Tundra

      No love for Simon & Simon?

    5. AlmightyJB

      Baretta and Kojak.

      1. Fatty Bolger

        Who loves ya, baby?

        1. Fatty Bolger

          Also, Baretta had the best theme song.

          1. AlmightyJB

            Tom Ewell and Fred were fun co-stars.

    6. PieInTheSky

      SEXIST

      no Velma Dinkley

    7. AlmightyJB

      Dexter and Monk

    8. Gender Traitor

      My mom adored Columbo. Little GT was fond of Ellery Queen. I guess the title character wasn’t a detective, but his dad was.

    9. Wojciehowicz, Harris, Dietrich, Spenser, Hammer

    10. Gender Traitor

      Am I a nerd if I give a shout-out to NUMB3RS?

      1. l0b0t

        Oh yeah, wifey and I loved that show. Also, Castle, Pushing Daisies, and Veronica Mars.

        1. Gender Traitor

          Longtime weakness for smart boys, especially smart (((boys))).

    11. l0b0t

      No love for Tenspeed & Brown Shoe or Sonny Spoon: Private Eye?

    12. Mad Scientist

      Dan Tanna

    13. Lennie Briscoe

    14. Crusty Juggler

      Not one Bunk Moreland suggestion?

      Racist much?

    15. Rufus the Monocled

      Also the top two music intros.

  32. Rhywun

    Xi to Li’l Kim: I’ll see your cult of personality and raise you.

    The app contains news articles and videos, many of them about Xi’s activities or his ideology, “Xi Jinping Thought.” There is even a sense of competition, with users earning points for reading articles and commenting on them, and a leader board showing how users are faring in quizzes.
    […]
    Use of the app in China is not exactly voluntary. The Communist Party has issued directives to its members to download the app, as have many workplaces.

    Oh, and it spies on you. Sounds like fun!

    1. Jarflax

      To be fair N Korea doesn’t have the power grid for things like phones and apps.

  33. leon

    Trying to watch the football game but Chris Wallace is on with his panelists whining about how American boys need to die more and more in the quagmire that is the middle East.

    1. Crusty Juggler

      Is Chris Wallace talking about how Turkey cucked America?

      1. leon

        I don’t know. Last night on the local news they showed Kurdish protesters. I truly feel bad for the Kurds, but i prickle at the whole thing becasue the last few years have shown me that the Media is completely biased and especially in areas of Foreign Policy they are of one mind. So When they start calling into question turkeys claims of killing terrorists, i get upset because the media refuse to acknowledge the PKK as a reality. And then i might hop onto facebook and get inundated with the flood of NPC’s on there, mindlessly spouting the “truth” they learned on CNN/NBC/ABC.

        1. Rhywun

          The Kurds are being used to attack Trump from every angle.

          There’s nothing especially unusual about the role they’re playing in the ME and with any other president nobody would even be talking about them.

          1. Stinky Wizzleteats

            I feel bad for them but they aren’t worth a single drop of American blood as far as I’m concerned. What are we supposed to do, go to war with Turkey so they can establish a successionist Maoist state on Turkey’s border?

          2. Viking1865

            If Trump had stayed, or put more troops into the war zone, then right now the same people would be talking about “dangerous escalation” and pointing out that the Kurds are not a nation state, and that Turkey is an allied nation state.

            There’s a reason Orange Man Bad is a meme, and its because at this point its blatantly obvious that these people just oppose everything Trump does, whether or not its a good idea or a bad idea or if it conforms with their supposed ideological stances.

          3. Mad Scientist

            Opposition is their ideological stance.

          4. MikeS

            #RESIST!!!!!

  34. LOL

    Oh Twitter, you so silly.

    1. leon

      Related: Man Scripts, how to stay out of trouble with your lady

        1. AlmightyJB

          Lol. Made me think of that video as well. He has some good satire vids.

    2. AlmightyJB

      How much Derp on the internet is click supported by people sharing the link so everyone can mock it. It seems to be 90% of the internet.

  35. CPRM

    You can buy glass bottles of milk at the store here, if that’s what you want. But I’m surprised they aren’t a deadly weapon in the UK, glass can cut people worse than a screwdriver.

    1. Yusef Adama

      +1 Curbstomping,,

      1. MikeS

        Is that like tubthumping?

  36. Every time I see Mahomes speak, I think, “He’s a good egg.”

    1. MikeS

      Every time (recently) I hear anything about the Cheifs I get pissed that I drafted LeSean McCoy.

      There’s this:

      LeSean McCoy (KC) has averaged 7.1 Yards per Carry (171 yards/24 carries) on 1st down this season — best of 35 qualified NFL RBs in NFL; League Avg: 4.4

      And he didn’t get s single carry last week?!

      1. I can’t explain. They totes fell down last week. (I was there. It was painful.)

        What I suspect is that the injuries are dispiriting them and they’re just trying not to get hurt. But you can’t play that way and win.

        1. Their defense has not been good for a few years.

    2. Every time I hear him speak I think “He should just marry that blonde pig.”

  37. MikeS

    Since a couple of you are introverts, I thought there might be some interest in this Kindle deal ($2.99):

    Quiet: The Power of Introverts in a World That Can’t Stop Talking
    by Susan Cain

    I haven’t read it yet, but I watched a TED talk by her that I really liked. For what it’s worth, it’s gotten 106,000 five-star Goodreads ratings.

    1. I really really loved this book. I get nonfiction on audiobook because I can’t stand reading nonfiction.

    2. whiz

      I resemble that remark.