The Night Shift for September 28, 2019

After my last post, I’m a little gun-shy:  Most of you ingrates fine, upstanding glibs seemed to be feeling it (I said most), and things just started to peter out early.  The action was a little light that night, admittedly, regardless of my smoothest moves.  Oh, well—it’s that time:

Aww, yeah

Gotta rely on my patented moves, here.

OK—Gotta thank everyone who talked about lucid dreaming.  Haven’t had a chance to share the insights with the friend in question, but will do so ASAP.

I recently asked about TPTB being IRL friends.  Without getting into more initials, I am interested in meeting “you people” in meat-space (What?? I’m trying to broaden my horizons or, some such crap).  Of course, I don’t really travel for business purposes, and, just getting up and going isn’t quite as easy as that, so, this is all theoretical at this stage.  Since it seems I’m in a bit of Glibertarian desert here in North Texas, which of you lot ever make it up this way, and are up for meeting?  What about where you live (not an official attempt to doxx you, unless you like this sort of thing)—do you entertain guests of a certain political/philosophical persuasion?  Raise your hand in the comments, if you’re feeling adventurous.

To Catch a Predator!  What a crap-fest.  While I think I know what the overall attitude here is about this…situation, I am interested in reading your (yes, you) thoughts about it.   From what I can tell, it was the sting in Murphy, TX, which heralded the downfall.  Murphy is very close to where I work, and, former co-workers of mine, from my first agency, worked there just prior to it.  To the best of my knowledge, they had no take on the issue that I ever learned.

Sum moar LE talk:  Most glibs who have commented on property crime investigation tend to snark that police have better things to do.  From my experience, this is actually very correct.  And, I think the reason why is the realization that stolen property, especially when resulting from a burglary, is usually hit-or-miss in whether it will be recovered.   When it comes to stolen property, the national LE databases have it broken down thusly:

  • Vehicles/boats (conveyances of just about every kind)
  • License Plates
  • Securities—financial instruments of various types
  • Guns
  • Articles

“Articles” is the catch-all for any property that doesn’t have a specific database for it.  There are some rules that govern what can and can’t go in.  Fun fact:  Pets and livestock can be entered as stolen in the Articles file.  So, as you can imagine, this database is filled with all kinds of things.  Federal rules say that items entered into it are kept for the remainder of the year of entry +1 year.  For instance; if your stolen PlayStation gets entered into the database on January first of 2019, it will auto-purge on December 31, 2020.  That’s all the time allowed.  In my experience, agencies do not re-enter property into this database (I believe it is prohibited).  I can say that, at least in Texas, pawn shops have to provide info lists of all items they take in weekly, to their local police department.  That agency is supposed to check the list against stolen item reports.  This can be very helpful in recovering property.  However, it’s more than likely that, if you rely solely on the agency that took the report, you’re not likely to get the item(s) back.  This is going to be at least one reason why Joe Flatfoot is less than enthused about dealing with a home burglary that is really just a list of stolen property.  Of course, feel free to speculate on the other reasons for that apathy.

Considering the feedback on ol’ Teddy; the only president from whom I consider shilling.  What??  I gotta give y’all some red meat/green veg every so often.

You go, Beto!  OK, so maybe the source of the award isn’t all that.  Then again, snark is our life blood around here.

No snark necessary.  I’m not sure how to do so, but, this guy deserves a lot of support and praise.  Just cleaning up messes can go a long way towards making life so much better.

So, was it good for you?  Oh…  Well, gimme a week and I’ll be good to go again.  Be excellent to each other, ya rotten bastards.  (Not you.  Or, you…)

Comments

395 responses to “The Night Shift for September 28, 2019”

  1. AlmightyJB

    Good night

    1. Sir Digby

      You say that…but, do you mean it?

      1. Chafed

        Careful SD. He’s got a pillow and he’s not afraid to use it.

    1. straffinrun

      Night Game Guilty pleasure.

      1. Sir Digby

        The more hear the Outfield, the more I like.

        Excellent choice

        1. straffinrun

          HM is here. The gay dog may be coming our way.

          1. MikeS

            And deserve it, you will.

    2. Rhywun

      What a great song! Haven’t heard that in years.

      1. Sir Digby

        ::whispers to Rhy::

        That was my first link in my first NS post….

        /just saying

        1. Rhywun

          Blares at Digs: I don’t click every link!

          1. Sir Digby

            Ah! Kindred spirit, I see.

      1. Chafed

        Needs more Markie Post. Lots more Markie Post.

          1. Chafed

            You’re a pal.

          2. Sir Digby

            Truly!

          3. Festus

            Oh My Word!

      1. Festus

        Gah!

    3. J. Frank Parnell
  2. Aus

    Some links for the glibs; let it never be said that Aus never did anything for the peoples

    Rep. Rashida Tlaib’s batshit crazy hearing:
    https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/1176559387688615936

    @BetoORourke gives me a #WarBoner
    https://twitter.com/LordJagr/status/1174216643037290496

    This is how college students talk today
    https://twitter.com/tomselliott/status/1175054268228935681

    1. Chafed

      Somebody likes you AUS. I haven’t seen a 3 link comment outside TPTB.

      1. Aus

        I tried to drop another multi link comment, but it’s still stuck in pending. All the admins must be sleeping, or more likely, drunk/drugged out.

        Ah well, I’ll drop it again in another thread sometime.

  3. straffinrun

    Got a TL;DR version of the Chris Hansen story? 38 minutes of a YT video is tall order.

    1. Sir Digby

      It’s just about how his career is pretty much over after the Murphy, TX TCAP episode–a DA(?) got caught and killed himself as police were trying to serve a warrant on him, and cameras were rolling. Huge crap-fest.

      He keeps trying to revive TCAP, and, it’s quite pathetic

    2. Gustave Lytton

      Arrest gone wrong. Budding empire spirals. Creepy creep and creepy org ride it into the ground. Bleached teeth aren’t so clean after all and kind of jerks. That’s as far as I made it before I gave up.

      Speaking generally, I’m not a big fan of entrapment/stings, particularly using minors. State liquor agency uses underage volunteers to make buys. My feeling is everyone in the state agency should be cited or charged just like clerk is. Actually, no. The agency employees should be reamed harder because they knowingly did so.

      1. Sir Digby

        Uhhh…what Gustave said.

      2. straffinrun

        Chris sure did seem to relish nabbing pervs a little too much. He looked like a sadist at times.

        1. Chafed

          At times = always

          1. Sir Digby

            Chris “Gotcha!” Hansen.

            Now, hearing the name doesn’t have to involve a band in order to piss you off.

  4. Sir Digby

    I put this together the night after last Night Shift, so I’m getting a refresher in what I submitted.

    1. hayeksplosives

      Nicely done. Business Time was the first Conchords video I saw.

      Good stuff!

      1. Sir Digby

        ::doffs cap::

        Thankee, Good Lady.

  5. Gender Traitor

    Re: property crime investigations – Way back when I was between husbands and living alone in a near-downtown first floor apartment, I came home late one evening to find my place in more disarray than usual. Then I noticed the broken window. Thankfully, my cell phone-less self had the presence of mind to get the hell out of there and go call 911 at a nearby c-store. I didn’t lose much – a VCR (they didn’t get the remote,) a mantel clock (of all things,) and a thrift shop pocket watch I’d had in some kind of display case. I was DAMN lucky they hadn’t found my hidden-but-unsecured revolver.

    The next day, I was walking the window repair guy around the side of the house to show him the damage. On the ground under the window I found some sort of court document – a notice to appear or something? – complete with name and address. Took it to the police, but of course, nothing ever came of it. I did think it was rather considerate of the burglar to leave a calling card. Manners!

    1. Sir Digby

      Man, that is some crack detective work!

      One of my CJ classes (Abnormal Psych) had a son of one of the Darlie Routier case detectives as a student. He brought the vid the DA used in her case.

      That is one weird case, with a lot of questions. However, the facts of the case REALLY point to her being guilty,

      Of course, not a property crime, but your burg story reminded my of that

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Darlie, Darin, Devon, Damon, and Drake

        1. Sir Digby

          Yeah….that.

          Thing about the murders is that the knife wounds went SO hard through the children that they actually chipped the concrete slab of the floor. That kind of force is a rage–lending to the idea that the killer knew the children.

          Also, the window screen was cut from the inside.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            She was never charged with the murder of her other son, six-year-old Devon.

            I wonder if this was intentional by the DA to hold that as a potential charge if somehow she beat the first trial? They can only execute her once.

          2. Sir Digby

            Now that you bring that up, I think you are correct. I seem to recall the discussion in class…or, maybe I saw it on some Dateline shit.

    2. hayeksplosives

      I had my first brush with identity theft in 2003, when it was relatively easy to open credit in someone else’s name.

      I had good evidence of who passed the info to a place in Indonesia; which was laundering money for terrorists at the time.

      The cops were polite, but I could tell they had no hope or intention to follow up.

      But then I got a call from a federal govt agency, and they were very interested indeed. Took all my documentation, apologized that they wouldn’t be able to follow up with the outcome, but thanking me for my help.

      Worse than being robbed is being robbed to fund the people who want to kill me and other innocent Americans.

      1. Sir Digby

        ^^This

        Well, not that I know about FedGov activities, but your point is spot on.

      2. hayeksplosives

        I should clarify that they couldn’t follow up with me on the outcome. They were definitely planning to investigate.

      3. Festus

        My brother used my name when he was busted for various and sundry petty crime back in the 90’s. I had no idea until I went to re-up my drivers licence. Was told to pay the fines or start proceedings against the shit-heel. I payed rather than go through the hassle. Happy fucking birthday to me, I guess.

        1. Sir Digby

          …..?

          Too soon?

          1. Festus

            Nope. He’s dead to me already. Now it’s just a contest to see who can hang on the longest. He’s got Hep-C and lives on disability so I’d put money on me being The One.

    1. Sir Digby

      “White Station”??

      I guess it’s a sister city of White Settlement, TX. And, it was absolutely names for wypipo.

  6. Heroic Mulatto

    BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL??? ITS ALMOST COCKTOBER ????? AND IF YOU?? ARE GETTING THIS??? IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN ?? HOE???? every year in Cocktober the jack o slut? comes to life???????? coming to harvest ??? his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN??????? send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK??? ? IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT? IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCH??✨? BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK??⚰???? If you don’t send this to 1️⃣0️⃣other thots??? you will get NO DICK ? this COCKTOBER?

    1. MikeS

      ??

      ????

      1. Sir Digby

        ?

        ?

        Am I doing this right correctly?

    2. Aus

      “THOT-O-WEEN”

      Welp, that’s my new t-shirt design idea, thank you very much.

    3. Gustave Lytton

      Just finished watching House (the movie, not the tv series) so this is surprisingly milquetoast.

      Wife has They Live on now.

    1. Sir Digby

      #DoubleTeam

      I have so much FotC stuff around here, I could open a shop, I think. Seen ’em twice in concert.

  7. dbleagle

    That Meat Loaf album received ALOT of play time in High School. The play by play calls still bring a smile.

    Plus he was good in Rocky Horror.

    1. MikeS

      +1 Eddie

    2. Festus

      Yeah, that was HUGE when I was about 13 or so. My Aunt bought me that for Xmas not knowing that I hated it. Traded it for Deep Purple “In Rock”. Score!

  8. hayeksplosives

    I hope that cleanup project instills some sense of pride in the “residents” so they will keep up with it.

    I have my doubts.

    1. Rhywun

      My cynical side says this is more pleasure for that guy than the residents (campers?). Oh, yeah, he found one person to quote for support but c’mon… Let’s not pretend he isn’t doing it to own the libs.

      TL;DR – this isn’t solving shit.

      1. Festus

        He’s gonna send them into a shame spiral.

    2. Sir Digby

      The thot thought that counts?

      I’m with you on the pessimism. That said, I want to encourage the “pay it forward” spirit.

      At least this is all documented, so that, if/when it goes back to shit, there is a nice record of someone trying.

      1. hayeksplosives

        You know, if the city is determined to outlay taxpayer cash to clean up these horrible places, they could do worse than hiring a company to maintain a row of ports-potties and to provide trash dumpsters and cans in close proximity.

        If the residents don’t use them, then don’t spend a dime more. Encourage them to police themselves.

        1. Sir Digby

          True. Very true.

    1. Ownbestenemy

      Yes please

  9. MikeS

    Digby; consider yourself officially invited to NE NoDak. We’re waiting for you.

    1. Sir Digby

      Thank you, Mike! Consider yourself invited to the Metroplex, should you ever find yourself that bored.

      1. You guys can both go to Hell! ?

        1. I thought Texas WAS hell. ???

        2. MikeS

          Well, you’re invited, too!

        3. Sir Digby

          ???

          I mean, sometimes I wonder if I’m there already. Then, I realize things aren’t so bad.

          Q, you are most welcome, too. Maybe you can scope out NorTex “talent”…

          1. Sir Digby

            OK, that was up before I saw Mo’s post.

  10. Festus

    Burnin’ The Midnight Oil https://youtu.be/gOr7JbmE6lw

    1. Sir Digby

      Fun fact: Foghat is an anagram of…well, never mind….

      1. MikeS

        Hatfog?

    2. Rhywun

      Burning the midnight oil.

      1. Festus

        I prefer this one https://youtu.be/6pKPNnk-JhE Still listen to it to this day.

        1. Sir Digby

          I would link to my favorite, but, I gotta have something for other posts. I’m not exactly a deep well, you know.

        2. Rhywun

          #metoo

          That’s the first song I remember from them. I still listen to the old albums all the time.

          One of my favorites is this throw-away.

    3. MikeS

      Spurning the midnight foil

      1. MikeS

        Ugh, go away for a few days and lose the link-fu.

        Spurning the midnight foil

  11. Ownbestenemy

    So the whole Ukrane thing. First it was claimed to be quid-pro-quo and that was a bust. Then it was a mobster movie shakedown and that was a bust.

    Then in deep irony claimed the issue was moved to a secret network (not in a closet but an actual secure network) and turns out that ot was standard SOP due to leaks..

    What a political shitshow. I love it

    1. Sir Digby

      Hey; the Left wants us to be more like Europe*…they gotta start somewhere, I guess.

      *yes, plenty of non-wypipo countries behave like shit in politics, too

        1. straffinrun

          Shit. I’m anti-NHK so I guess that means I’m pro my own genocide.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            I thought that was assumed?

    2. straffinrun

      Kind of got excited when the mob analogy started making the airwaves. Then it turned into, “No, it’s only mob tactics when you do it!”

    3. straffinrun

      Speaking of which, this type of headline is presented without a hint of irony.

      https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1178170300615331840

      1. MikeS

        Which irony? That it’s a Hearst newspaper or that it’s the 2nd largest newspaper in all of Connecticut?

          1. Gustave Lytton

            More irony.

        1. straffinrun

          Seriously, if someone wants to break it down for me, that’d be nice. I’ve been busy and just following the whole thing casually. All I’m seeing is that Hunter Biden took 50K/mo from a Ukrainian gas company despite having zero skills or experience in the field. His dad as Veep pressures the Ukrainian govt to fire the prosecutor who’s looking into possible corruption at the company. Trump calls them and mentions that they should look into it again. Am I missing something important?

          1. MikeS

            That’s my understanding of it. How this is the “final straw” and he now needs to be impeached is beyond me…unless it’s a smokescreen to keep the heat of Biden.

  12. Yusef

    Sixteenth! I win the Internet, or not….

    1. Sir Digby

      YU!!! I was hoping you’d drop by!

      1. Yusef

        I’m out of weed! and have to drive to Cali to get some , Agghh!
        /first world problems….

        1. Sir Digby

          You get high, it’s “otherworld problems”

          /yeah, I don’t partake….how could you tell?

          1. Yusef

            I only buy from American Stores, tested good weed, grown by first world hippies, I’ll be fine….

          2. Sir Digby

            I’ll be fine….

            Oh, no doubt, Yu. I was trying to riff on “First world problems”

            Hit it for me, if you would, pretty please.

          3. Yusef

            Done and done, when I heard you were going to overnight, I thought cool, I can comment in my timezones, which is Yusef Time, so hey, how about a nice
            FUCK OFF, just for fun…….

        2. Rhywun

          I’m out of weed! and have to drive to Cali to get some

          Hey, can you pick me up some underground vapes while you’re purchasing your legal MJ…?

          /future-soon request

  13. MikeS

    I’m a little gun-shy

    Even though I bail early (if I even make it late enough) I hope you keep this up. I like it.

    1. Sir Digby

      Thanks, MIke–again! Maybe I will do a NoDak trek at some point (not that I wouldn’t, otherwise).

      1. Festus

        Yeah this is great! I always warn about bailing early but end up talking to myself at 4 AM. Thanks, Digs!

        1. Sir Digby

          Festus, you my man, fi’ty grand!

    1. Sir Digby

      Excuse me….1/4 million dollars? That makes it a felony level (not that is will pass Constitutional muster). How can the city enact a felony?

      De Blasio is De Batshit

    2. Rhywun

      Phil Collins hardest hit.

      1. Sir Digby

        Well, he’s no fun…

      2. Festus

        He should be, just for his solo career.

        1. Rhywun

          *snort*

          I still love In the Air Tonight.

          1. Festus

            Local “classic rock” station plays it nightly. I’ve grown inured to the drum break.

      3. straffinrun

        Wait, I thought that was Sting.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          I’m not a Sting hater, but i can say I fell asleep during a concert of his.

          1. Sir Digby

            This makes me laugh so hard…

            Andy and (especially) Stuart were the real power in that band.

          2. Festus

            Still on my play list after over three decades https://youtu.be/8j6Tln0lN0c

          3. Sir Digby

            Stew is probably my favorite musician, especially as a drummer. He really comes across as tremendously fun and interesting to be around.

            And, if he’s keen to double-team….I would consider sharing with him. Maybe.

            #WhatYoureInto

          4. Festus

            #disturbingimagery

          5. Sir Digby

            #Indeed

    3. MikeS

      Someone please tell me that there’s no way this could survive a 1A challenge.

      1. Akira

        This is the same city that criminalized calling a co-worker by the “wrong pronouns” and basically turned the right to bear arms into a government-granted privilege for the rich and famous.

        1. Rhywun

          “Criminalization” requires a low. This is a “regulation”.

          Ain’t it grand?

          1. Rhywun

            low law

          2. Yusef

            Impeachment doesn’t mean Conviction, doesn’t mean removal, see Clinton, Bill

  14. Yusef

    I don’t vote, but I may rethink it regards Trump,
    Even though I’m in a pickle, the USA (Fuck Yeah!) is rocking, in spite of the hype from the MSM, and you just can’t stop the Trump, I say good for America,
    Fight me!

    1. straffinrun

      I wouldn’t blame you given how batshit insane his opponents are. Personally, I’m holding out as usual.

  15. Aus

    Not sure if anyone likes this type of music, but I’m currently enjoying the lovely female vocals of the band “Wet”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tf9AgKMZA8

    ps If someone could approve my pending comment, that’d be swell. I seem to have access to approve it myself, but not sure if that’d be kosher or not 🙂

    1. Yusef

      it’s fine, not my style, but good stuff

      1. Festus

        Yeah, the college radio station here plays about 50% of that species of music.

  16. Sir Digby

    Well, if we’re linking great voices, allow me the following:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laeF3qY6RIU

    –For our Nippon-based/Nippon-philes
    –To lure in more of our mythical female libertarians
    –To honor a great voice who passed waaay too soon

    1. Gender Traitor

      Lovely! I’m supposed to be listening to the Sunday morning choral music show on the SiriusXM classical channel, but y’all are linking to too much good stuff.

  17. Yusef

    Modern folk, well played, violinist has pshyco eyes,
    https://youtu.be/ygYbk7y9LSs

    1. Festus

      I like Bluegrass/Folk/Roots way too much. I think I’m going Bald!

  18. Karen Carpenter has the most perfect voice in the world. Fight me.

    Then there’s Rumer. Yes, I’ve posted this before.

    Going to bed now. Nighty Night.

    1. Sir Digby

      Fight you??? Hell she’s part of the Holy Trinity of 70’s female vocalists, along with Carly and Olivia!

      1. hayeksplosives

        My parents had an old timey juke box with neon and all that.

        The Carpenters featured prominently.

        1. Sir Digby

          Damn, now that’s a good home!

          Karen always said, “The money’s in the basement”, with regard to the lower register she typically used. Not related to anything, other than my showing off my Carpenters’ trivia

      2. Yusef

        BB, Why do Birds, call out from the sky….
        Close to you…..

      3. dbleagle

        How could you forget Marilyn McCoo in that group of singers? Plus her pipes have held up well.

        Then:
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uYj6_DQoGs

        Today:
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_GOc3QWsYE

        Plus still married to the same guy.

        1. Sir Digby

          Dbl, I absolutely agree, and forgot about her. Anytime I see/hear someone giving grief about 5thD, it get my dander up

          “That Marilyn McCoo, dammit!!”

          1. Festus

            My mom had one of their albums when I was but wee. “Would you like to fly on my beautiful balloon…”

          2. Sir Digby

            That would be one in my play list.

            Wedding Bell Blues is the other.

          3. dbleagle

            This on my 4th July play list since the 1970’s,

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcwW2L0rCN4&list=RDIV6EaqS1F2I&index=3

        2. Festus

          Billy Davis Jr.

    2. hayeksplosives

      Good night, ma’am!

    3. Rhywun

      I… can’t fight that. I adore The Carpenters.

      1. Sir Digby

        a brother/sister duo…she sings wonderfully AND plays the drums…has good musical industry backing….

        What’s not to adore? Especially for us “Gen X” types.

        Yes, sneer quotes

        1. dbleagle

          This album stands up well and was on the stereo during my high school years for way too many accidental pregnancy scares.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn7enw5uSs4

          1. Festus

            Oh God… mid 70’s “cuck-rock” was really big back then on the MOR stations. Little wonder that punk and disco came into vogue.

          2. dbleagle

            Damn this was outright manly compared to such hits as “If You Could Read My Mind Love” or “Seasons in the Sun”. (Ain’t no way I’m linking those.) But this was popular as well:

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QXyqk9flwk

            Or heaven’s forgive us this earworm:

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57g5Z_3kXOE

          3. Sir Digby

            You gotta forgive Gord, since he did Sundown.

            I’m probably going to lose any and all cred with Chafed if I keep talking like this…

    4. Gender Traitor

      Can’t disagree – she’s the Goddess to us WWDVs. (Woo hoo! Altos get the melody in the choral arrangement of “Bless the Beasts & Children!”) But this is who I wanted to be when I grew up.

  19. Yusef

    Anybody seen LH? or SoBoy? Have we become too toxic for some?
    I say, Whatever, it’s cool to even speak out like I a with no Doxxx/Cancel shit,
    I love my Home….

    1. Festus

      *Shakes spear*

      1. Yusef

        I will miss LH, SoBoy was transient…….

    2. Festus

      Soyboy was no loss but LH and EF… That fuckin’ stings, Man.

      1. Yusef

        Notice we mourn there loss but forget so many others…..
        I;m glad to be here, no matter

        1. Festus

          #metoo. I like camaraderie and don’t much care for strife. We’re all glad that you’re here, Bob!

          1. Yusef

            You can’t find the words to say,

      2. straffinrun

        LH surprised me. I get why he was upset, but there’s also the concept of intent. Didn’t see any real malice in any of the glibs.

        1. MikeS

          Wait…what? I’ve been gone for a few days. What the hell did I miss?

          1. straffinrun

            Kidding? If not it’s Tuesday’s links IiRC. Other than that, I’m done with it all.

          2. Yusef

            HM said bad thought about Special need kids,(I have one BTW) and LH took offense and left, for good

          3. Sir Digby

            Mike, it has to do with a certain post by a certain HM about a certain autistic teenager

            As I understand it, LH found the post to be…mean(?) wrt people with mental illnesses, especially young people (?)

            This is all gleaned from a couple of sentences, so I could be way off.

            I really wish/hope they would come back and forgive whatever transgressions they’ve seen.

          4. MikeS

            Not kidding. I had to go out of town for work this week and this si the first I’ve signed in since
            …Mondya, I think?

            Loosing LH and EF sucks, big time.

      3. Akira

        Ok, sorry to be a dunce, but.. Who’s EF? Elspeth Flashman? I could swear a did a ctrl+F on every one of the threads pertaining to this incident and didn’t find that name.

        1. Yusef

          yes, you are correct, it sucks they left but..
          Bye!..
          B

        2. Sir Digby

          Yu confirmed it. When hubby goes, wifey goes, too, I suppose.

          Again, I hope there can be a healing of the rift. If not, God bless ’em.

    1. Festus

      Too many bad memories from back then. If I ever go to hell I’m pretty sure that The Carpenters would be playing on a loop.

    2. Rhywun

      We’ve Only Just Begun
      Rainy Days and Mondays

      Fight me!

      1. PieInTheSky

        ok Piața Universității at noon

      2. Festus

        *readies a limp-wristed slap*

        1. Sir Digby

          Damn…

        2. Sir Digby

          Or, you know…”Blimey”, a la your post from late last night.

          /Kenneth

          1. Festus

            Gotcha. I love that show.

          2. Sir Digby

            Same here. Watched through it 4 or 5 times.

  20. straffinrun

    It’s time for white, black, Latino, straight, gay, bi, male, female, young and old come together and realize that Asians are the problem.

    1. Sir Digby

      Well, they certainly seem to be at Harvard….

      1. Festus

        The New York Times until very recently…

    2. Yusef

      Samoans are a pain in the ass, are they Asian?
      I live in the Whitest place on Earth, asking for a friend….

      1. PieInTheSky

        nope

      2. Tejicano

        I’ve heard that Samoans can be a pain in the ass but if you tell them straight out that you aren’t into that they will leave you alone.

    3. PieInTheSky

      Asian dudes, the chicks be alright

      1. PieInTheSky

        that looks problematic

        1. Festus

          Just give her ten years and kid or two an she’ll be playing nose tackle for the Patriots.

  21. PieInTheSky

    you alcoholics still around? i am waiting for the coffee place to open

    1. Sir Digby

      Speaking of…Any late nighters make Chemex-based coffee?

      Just bought one, and am trying to master it

      1. PieInTheSky

        use an ibric like normal people

        1. PieInTheSky

          copper off course

      2. Yusef

        Nescafe Dark Roast instant, bold as fuck, it’s like Stout, but Coffee!

    2. Festus

      You have no Renfield or The Sisters to grind and brew? Huh. Some Romanian….

      1. PieInTheSky

        when winter comes i will probably start making it at home. But October is some of the nicest weather round here i like a morning walk

        1. Festus

          You are a good sport, Pie.

        2. Yusef

          It only made 92F today, with a 30 miles an hour South Wind, pretty nice for AZ

          1. Sir Digby

            Heck, it’s almost nice for DFW

          2. Yusef

            Agreed, been there, here is 20% humidity, all the difference

          3. Sir Digby

            I would believe it.

            In my thinking, the largest US city NOT on a major waterway shouldn’t have this much humidity. I guess that’s why I’m not in charge, because I’m sure it’s obvious, as to why, for many others.

    3. straffinrun

      Morning.

      1. Yusef

        Sup! Straff

        1. straffinrun

          Surviving!

  22. Yusef

    Pie! Howdy! I don’t get to talk much, how’s it going, my Vamipre friend?

    1. PieInTheSky

      poorly mostly. but could be worse

      1. Yusef

        if it helps, I’m fucked too, hang tight, it will get better….

        1. PieInTheSky

          For me it is mostly my shoulder acting up which means no gym which is bad mentally for me. But i think i will just get surgery on it

          1. Yusef

            If nothing else, eat well, it’s good for you, don’t forget…..

      1. Yusef

        ’80s Italy, Hat!

  23. Yusef

    So, the youngest Grandson daughter decided to play football today, LOL, a 56 year old qB throwing to a 3 year old Girl, with 11 year old interference, good times,

  24. Yusef

    Where did Y’allins go?

    1. PieInTheSky

      To get coffee as i said earlier

      1. dbleagle

        Some classic scenes in that movie.

        1. Sir Digby

          Absolutely! I remember watching it for first time on VCR as a teen, and just losing it at the foot chase scene.
          Seeing me trying to describe it to my mother was probably embarrassingly awkward…

          As a side note, I’m writing up a post on comedy movies. I didn’t add this (or, Big Lebowski), but I think I have to, now.

          1. dbleagle

            During my 2008 all expenses paid year Iraq one of my Captains was from a good Irish Catholic family and had missed a huge part of the American Canon for American comedies. I proclaimed Thursday night was movie night in our movie spaces and that she would be there. We caught her up on The Big L (which was THE movie in Iraq in 2003), Raising Arizona. the Monty Python hits, Caddyshack (how did she not see that?), Dogma etc. “Strategic Engagements Division” because the Th night place to be in the MNF-I headquarters. Good memories.

          2. Sir Digby

            Sounds like it makes life inside, and in-country, bearable. Damn, that does sound like an excellent line-up, too.

            The fact that TBL was big there in ’03 is fascinating, in a fun/funny way.

            When I was 10-ish, my mom picked me up from school, and announced that we needed to get dinner and get home, because there was a movie on TV she wanted me to see. Turns out it was Holy Grail. If you knew my mom, you’d see how strange it is that she turned me on to MP, as I started watching it on PBS almost immediately.

            Oddly, my memory is that she claims my dad loved it. Funny thing is, it was released State-side a month AFTER he died… I must be remembering it wrong, and it doesn’t really do any good to ask about it now,

          3. Festus

            Cherish it, Sir. Don’t question it.

          4. Sir Digby

            Oh, agreed. It’s just the timing aspect in my head. Nothing nefarious.

            The fact that she introduced me to MP isn’t exactly against her sense of humor. But, introducing me to it, circa age 10, isn’t exactly her style. But, I’m grateful, nonetheless.

        2. Festus

          Yep. The Coen brothers write and direct live-action cartoons. It’s really quite something.

    2. Akira

      I’m here! Just waiting another few minutes while my ribs finish cooking (also my twice-baked potatoes and green beans).

  25. straffinrun

    MikeS, I’m listening to this in re to the Biden scandal. It’s Glen Beck and Solomon. It’s filling in some blanks.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A-IIlBwislA

    1. MikeS

      Thanks, Straff. I’ll check it out tomorrow, gotta get some shut-eye now.

      1. Sir Digby

        Night, Mike!

      2. Festus

        See ya, Mike!

    1. Yusef

      Really, where’s the coffee? if it takes that much work to get that much coffee, I’ll go to 7-11

      1. PieInTheSky

        I usually drink espresso which is practically one of you american fluid ounces

  26. dbleagle

    Two completely different “Motorcycle Mama” from the 1970s

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IvuVDYs_9s

    and

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_W9MC1w2_4

    The second is better for the AZ highway from Kingman thru Wickenburg to Phoenix.

    1. Sir Digby

      Not completely unrelated: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2AYbbrYlS8

      I had/have a groovy uncle

      1. dbleagle

        I had forgot that one.

        How about R Crumb and Joni Mitchell?

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRkq595NhD0

        1. Sir Digby

          I didn’t know this existed… Thanks, Dbl!

        2. Festus

          One of my favorite segments from “Crumb” which also happens to be one of my favorite movies. Joni was a nice addition. Really great, thanks Dbl!

    2. Festus

      I always groove this song when I’m in the doldrums https://youtu.be/ysWzPxhiGuI Hate his politics but I love the muse.

      1. dbleagle

        He is a hell of a musician but you are right. I don’t need to hear his politics.

        1. hayeksplosives

          Why do entertainers feel the need to open their mouths in politics and thus alienate half their audience??

          1. Festus

            Hubris?

          2. Sir Digby

            All that traveling, and all those paying fans, must mean something!

            Or, yeah…hubris

  27. Yusef

    I just realised my Wife’s prothetic is in storage in Cali, this is not good, 5k and molded to her leg, oh Shit,

    1. Sir Digby

      Can you get it??

      Shit, indeed!

    2. hayeksplosives

      Surely they have a way to let you access the storage for a medical emergency!!

      1. dbleagle

        Dang Yusef, Good luck. I think Hayek is correct, especially if you can beforehand.

        1. dbleagle

          Call. Where the fuck did “can” come from?

        2. Yusef

          I have the key, but I’m 250 miles away, I have 2 weeks to figure it out but if nothing else, my Telecaster and Wendy’s leg for sure…

          1. Festus

            Jesus. Call the place. There must be some way!

          2. Yusef

            Cash, I gas money, I will NOT lose it, thanks for the urgency, really

    3. Yusef

      Yes and yes, but I am without money or local help right now, so I can only hope for work right now, as I said, I’m fucked

  28. Yusef

    PSA: Shit happens, Yusef ain’t whining, just telling it like it is. Enjoy life!

    1. Sir Digby

      No, man…we care, especially that your wife gets an expensive prosthetic back.

      If I was CA-side, I would be down for a road trip to help. Fat lot of good that does.

      1. Yusef

        Road trip, out and back, even if I lose all stuff at least I get her leg and my guitar…

        1. Festus

          Godspeed, Yusef! Most stuff is just “stuff” but some things are precious. I’m sending good vibes your way, Buddy.

          1. Sir Digby

            Count me in on the good vibes!

          2. Yusef

            Thanks, now I’m thinking about leaving tomorrow AM, get it done, it’s only 500 miles in a day….
            /oh good what have I done?

        2. hayeksplosives

          Aren’t there some Glibs around LA who could help if you fedexed the key??

          The rest of us would pitch in for shipping and expenses

          1. Festus

            ^^^ THIS!

          2. Yusef

            Good Idea, but I’m just going to go, only a days work, and I’ll be happy to see it myself..

          3. dbleagle

            Count me in.

          4. Yusef

            I could use 100 bucks, PayPal at rlozonne@gmail.com if your interested, and thanks if you do…

          5. hayeksplosives

            (Note to self: refresh more often!!)

          6. Sir Digby

            In!
            /not much, but, I hope it helps make the goal.

          7. Sir Digby

            Early morning* offerings collection–First Glibertarian Church of California

            *late night/middle of the day for others–duly noted

          8. hayeksplosives

            Yusef, you wiling yo trust a Glib with your PayPal email?

          9. Yusef

            you can’t log in, I’m good

          10. hayeksplosives

            Derp. I meant just sharing the target address which you already did above.

  29. dbleagle

    R Crumb & his Cheap Suit Serenaders can keep you rocking with the hits.

    MMM MMMM good:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV6EaqS1F2I&t=81s

    For the Glib cat lovers:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcwW2L0rCN4&list=RDIV6EaqS1F2I&index=3

    1. Sir Digby

      Loving cats at arm’s length?

      I approve, of course.

    2. Yusef

      Sorry, no

    3. Festus

      It’s funny that Crumb loves the music that his parents would think was old-timey. His entire family seemed like unpleasant people but Jesus, what a talent.

  30. hayeksplosives

    Pardon my sudden departure earlier. I fell down the rabbit hole of Peyton Manning’s n100th anniversary of NFL.

    What a loveable nerdy 5 head.

    1. Sir Digby

      Welcome back!

      1. Sir Digby

        OK–the look of my avatar and the “Welcome back” jars me a bit…

        1. hayeksplosives

          Lol!

          1. Sir Digby

            I know, right? It was a laugh, and then “ewww…”

        2. Festus

          Legit chuckle. Quick on yer feet for a big man.

  31. Yusef

    Whoever did that Thanks!, straight into the gas tank!

    1. Sir Digby

      For whenever you take off for the storage space: Godspeed, good man!

  32. Yusef

    I cannot thank you guys enough, I am leaving tomorrow AM because some people financed me, I am humbled,
    Bob

    1. hayeksplosives

      ?

      1. Yusef

        You? Cause you look like my Wife
        /HAWT

        1. Festus

          Bonus!

        2. Sir Digby

          Now, imagine that comment, but, with my avatar…

          1. Yusef

            Hayek is Beautiful, that is enough for me,

        3. Sir Digby

          /HAWT

          1. dbleagle

            Safe travels Yusef!

  33. hayeksplosives

    As long as we have the Internet unfettered, the equivalent of the Free Press and free speech as the founders intended, there is still hope for America, and thus for humanity.

    1. Sir Digby

      “an internet–if you can keep it”
      ?

      1. hayeksplosives

        But muh Net Neutrality!

        Muh equal time!!

        1. Plinker762

          It was a good run while it lasted. 🙁

        2. Sir Digby

          God…it took forever, but, apropos: http://imgur.com/a/I3UqYIV

          1. Sir Digby

            Let me try again…. http://imgur.com/a/l3UqYIV

      2. Plinker762

        “The Night Shift” makes me think of The Night Crew

        1. Plinker762

          Thread fail.

          1. Yusef

            How about Kolchak, the night Stalker?

          2. Plinker762

            a

          3. Plinker762

            Kolchak appears to be before tv watching days

          4. Tejicano

            Then why not Richard Ramirez – the (IRL) Night Stalker?

            Did you know that Richard Ramirez, F. Murray Abraham, and Robert Francis O’Roarke all went to the same high school?

          5. Sir Digby

            Thank goodness I only like one of them!

            FMA can do comedy very well. Plus he has…interesting initials.

        2. Festus

          No matter. Makes me think of this https://youtu.be/WwFYy_Th7BA

    2. hayeksplosives

      If they manage to keep us from (or punish us for) congregating as Glibs, it’s over.

      We few, we happy few, we band of brothers

      1. Yusef

        So Say We All!
        Yusef Adama

    3. straffinrun

      We probably won’t have it for long at least not in the free for all way we did. Don’t know enough about the tech side, but I do know enough about the “Govt needs to do something!” side. I fear it’s going to take blood being spilled just like it has for almost every other clawing of freedom took.

      1. Plinker762

        I’m afraid individual liberty is not the natural state of humanity.

        1. straffinrun

          I don’t mind the battle. It’s what it is.

        2. hayeksplosives

          Galatians 5:1

          It is for freedom that Christ has set us free. Stand firm, then, and do not let yourselves be burdened again by a yoke of slavery.

          And Christianity was only 2000 years ago and is the only evidence I’ve seen of a major religion taking about freedom. (The verse above is one of many.)

          And yet it’s always a goal, not an attainment.

          1. Sir Digby

            Amen! ? ??

          2. Festus

            Right there with you. I don’t really have much to lose, which makes me particularly dangerous.

          3. hayeksplosives

            The entire premise of Mel’s Lethal Weapon character

  34. Yusef

    I’m out, some Angles made it possible to run to Cali and back, see you soon!

    1. Yusef

      ANGELS

      1. Sir Digby

        Godspeed!

      2. hayeksplosives

        Safe travels!

        1. Yusef

          I’m jealous of your Husband, and he would be jealous of me, you gorgeous Woman,
          for realsies

    2. Festus

      I liked the first answer! Your next avatar should be holding up an OK sign.

      1. hayeksplosives

        But that’s white supremacist!!!

        1. Festus

          *readies salad bowl for hair cut*

        2. Sir Digby

          #DoubleGuns

          /cool guy!

    3. straffinrun

      Safe travels.

  35. dbleagle

    G’night all.

    1. straffinrun

      Night, DBL. Tide out.

    2. Sir Digby

      ‘Night, dbl!

    3. hayeksplosives

      Buh-bye! Til next time you come to San Diego!

    4. Festus

      Night Dbl. You are a quality guy.

    5. Tejicano

      Good night!

  36. Tejicano

    I stepped away to help the youngest put away his train set and everybody slipped out the back.

    1. Sir Digby

      #BackDoorMan?

      I’m here witcha

    2. hayeksplosives

      Out of, or into?

      Don’t be judging! It’s Night Shift!!

      1. Tejicano

        Judging? Moi? Not in my DNA.

        Besides, I’m Buddhist. We don’t play that.

    3. Sir Digby

      And, while I like Paul, I’m not linking to “50 Ways”, Jack.

    4. straffinrun

      Hey, nice article yesterday. Was tying one on and missed it.

      1. Tejicano

        Thanks Straff. I finally found a reason to get it all down in ASCII. Surprising how many details are still fresh after all those years.

        1. Sir Digby

          What straff said. I am in awe of the adventurousness of my fellow travelers here.

          And, a little jealous.

        2. Festus

          Funny, that. I can remember certain days from my younger life minute by minute but if someone asked for details about what I did three months ago I’d be stumped.

          1. Sir Digby

            “Stumped”, eh?

          2. Festus

            #pretendsnottorememberpriorthreads

          3. Sir Digby

            Oooh…clever.

  37. Tejicano

    OK, gotta head out and take my boys to dinner. See y’all on the flip-flop.

    1. Sir Digby

      Peace!

      1. straffinrun

        Suppose I should throw some food down the family’s throat, too. See you at am links. Thx, Digs. Late night at glibs helps pass Sunday laundry day.

        1. Festus

          Do you have to wash one tea-towel at a time? I can see how that would be a bother.

        2. Sir Digby

          Thank ya, Straff! Good eatin’!

    2. Festus

      Bye Tex and thanks for all the fish, I mean articles! Cool beans.

  38. Sir Digby

    I don’t know how many of you are still here, but, I think y’all are pretty damned awesome. I’m hoping we helped out a fellow glib, and have had some fun to boot.

    1. Festus

      Sir Digby’s humble-brag https://youtu.be/KnnHprUGKF0

      1. Sir Digby

        Humble? Moi?

        1. Festus

          Dude, all of your efforts have been worth it just to get Yusef on his way. That’s fucking awesome!

          1. Sir Digby

            it wasn’t mine! I mean, I just wanted to help–this was a group effort!

          2. Festus

            Vibes work, Man! Like I can sit here sending vibes out and something good happens! You can’t argue with the science, Man…

          3. Sir Digby

            Well, he needs to get back safe to us, so that’s my current concern. But, thank you, nonetheless.

  39. hayeksplosives

    Well I have to Join the Daywalkers in a few hours, so I bid you night stalwarts goodnight!

    1. Sir Digby

      G’night!!

      1. Festus

        Bye, Hayek! Tuck the girls in and give them best wishes from Festus.

        1. Sir Digby

          Ha!

        2. Sir Digby

          Hmmm…now I want to watch Peep Show….

          1. Sir Digby

            Oh–did I write that out loud?

          2. Sir Digby

            Submitted without further comment: https://youtu.be/acv1_WddLdI

          3. Festus

            I owned two Jettas. The first one I killed on some black ice and the second I gave away when I bought the Tacoma. Solid little cars, they were. Good on their feet and quite peppy with the five-speed. Thank heaven for highway barriers or I’d be dead as fuck. Imagine twirling down the highway at 75 miles per hour and coming to rest against the concrete just before a 300 foot drop. I still mourn for that little car.

          4. Sir Digby

            Ho-lee-shit, Festus! Yeah, thank heaven for that!

          5. Festus

            Yep. Butthole clenching time. I hit the barrier just hard enough to fuck the radiator, so I managed to limp it to some random person’s place on the highway, called a wrecker and rode with him back into town. Did I mention that it was -30C, because it was that cold. I had to get a hotel room and Wifey drove down 250 miles to rescue me. That’s not even close to the worst trip I’ve ever undertaken.

          6. Sir Digby

            That’s not even close to the worst trip I’ve ever undertaken.

            I…..am scared, yet, intrigued.

            Oddly enough, I cracked the radiator on my Tacoma, back in ’98, when I uhhh…rear-ended someone. It was repo’d in ’01, so joke’s on them!

            I promise, I’m somewhat more responsible than that now.

          7. Festus

            The three day long fishing trip wherein we forgot the food cooler and subsisted on cocaine, weed, cigarettes, beer and trout?

          8. Sir Digby

            Cocaine and Trout–Greatest British pub evar!

          9. Festus

            Not nearly as fun as it sounds on paper. Fishing for sustenance gets old right quick.

          10. Sir Digby

            QFT?

          11. Festus

            We ordered in Chinese from our regular place and the won-ton contained exactly one prawn. Never again!

          12. Sir Digby

            Yeah, that is probably a hanging offense.

            At least get them in front of a tribunal.

          13. Festus

            This is the “good” place, not the “cheap” place. So disappoint!

          14. Sir Digby

            Quality lowers over time, it seems.

          15. Festus

            Restaurants and comment sections alike.

          16. Sir Digby

            Are you sick-burning me??

            Man, you run hot and cold…..

          17. Festus

            Heaven Forfend! Festus don’t roll that way. When I was a teenager my nick-name was “Mister Mellow”. I’m never mean for its own sake.

          18. Sir Digby

            mean for its own sake

            Well…..if I’m not providing quality commenting, there’s a separate “sake”….or, something like that.

            Now watching the Peep show episode that reminds me most Of Tulip: canal boating!

          19. Festus

            Let me put it this way. I value the people here and unless someone takes my clumsy attempts at humor the wrong way, I’ll never mean to speak ill of any of you.

          20. Sir Digby

            ::scoff::

            That is NOT how you shitlord!

          21. Festus

            It’s how I shitlord.

          22. Sir Digby

            Festus is THE sweetest shirtlord!

          23. Festus

            https://youtu.be/kcPc18SG6uA Gotta hit the hay. Double-shift Sunday awaits. Good night, Sir Digby and all the rest of you lurkers.

          24. Sir Digby

            ‘Night! Get rested.

  40. Festus

    She’s cute and she’s right https://youtu.be/8UAktiWV-Bw

    1. Sir Digby

      Two excellent qualities to have

  41. Cy

    I’m up for a North Tejas meetup. I’m on the FTW side.