Thursday Morning Questioning Links

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I formerly believed that nothing in life is certain except death and taxes and sociopathic politicians, but now I have more things to add to my list. Like questions.

  1. “So I moved in here with you?”
  2.  “I’m in PHOENIX, ARIZONA?!”
  3. “It’s HOW hot outside?”
  4. “What time is it? It feels like it’s 11 o’clock!”
  5. “Did I collect my things?”
  6. “What’s happening with my apartment in Florida?”
  7. “My mind is a complete blank. Remind me, what am I supposed to be doing today?”
  8. “Do I have my medicine?”
  9. “You know what? I recognize that man in the picture, but what’s his name again?”
  10. “Did I have breakfast?”

 

Oh, yes, and a tune to start your day.

Repeat with me: patience is a virtue.

Have a good one, kids.

 

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615 responses to “Thursday Morning Questioning Links”

  1. Scruffy Nerfherder

    “I thought, this is pretty cool. It was a gorgeous, exotic creature, and I put it on my face and said take my picture. Then all of a sudden, they notice and I notice, my eyes just widened, and it had put its beak into my chin, not once but twice. It was like a barbed hook going into my skin,”

    Stupid is as stupid does…

    1. AlexinCT

      Exactly..

      I am going to bet money that her education about nature’s ways came from stupid ass Disney movies.

      1. invisible finger

        Or TV news where the only evil in the world comes from white male conservatives.

      1. AlexinCT

        Always tentacles with these people….

    2. Rufus the Monocled

      Some people don’t seem to grow with any wisdom. It’s how the Democrats keep getting votes, amirite?

      1. pan fried wylie

        Explain to me the difference between the dem debates and putting a live octopus on your face. You can’t.

        1. Rasilio

          The damage from the octopus bites will heal?

  2. ElspethFlashman

    >>Lightning strike causes Florida family’s toilet to explode

    We call that Tacos El Caporal

    1. Festus

      My recipe for split pea soup has the same effect.

      1. AlexinCT

        Why? It is laced with termite and ghost pepper powder?

        1. Festus

          The secret ingredient is “love”.

          1. Nephilium

            Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Good lord! According to the spetrolyzer, Spragel’s secret ingredient was… water! Ordinary water!

            Philip J. Fry : Ah, so the real gift Spragel gave you was confidence. The confidence to be your best.

            Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Yes, ordinary water, laced with nothing more than a few spoonfuls of LSD.

            That kind of love?

          2. Festus

            Well I’m no chemist but the results speak for themself.

          3. Rasilio

            ewww

            /teenaged_girl

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Coincidentally, my parents’ house got struck by lightning yesterday evening. Think it blew up the brand new central HVAC unit they just installed along with a bunch of other stuff, including igniting the poly sheeting underneath the house.

      1. Festus

        Sorry to hear that. We had one of our trees struck once but it was raining so hard that there was just some charring down the trunk.

      2. Tejicano

        Sorry to hear that. I hope insurance covers the repairs.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Dad hates making claims and keeps a deductible high enough that it really only applies if the house is incinerated, so probably not. Oh well.

      3. A Leap at the Wheel

        Did they check the filter?

  3. Bob Boberson

    Racial Bias training. It’s odd to me that we live in an age where a cop will get a citation for shooting and unarmed suspect but can be fired over perceived racial Bias. It also has me wondering what the unintended consequences of this will be….

    1. Bob Boberson

      Also:

      Morning SP!

    2. AlexinCT

      This trend has created nothing but a giant shitshow which sooner than later will have serious consequences. I guess the level of prosperity we now have has allowed stupid ass people, the ones that would have perished because of their stupidity in harsher times, to now demand a seat at the adult table, where they promptly decided to shit all over everything. While we are ridding high on the work of their betters, they can keep peddling this shit, but the day will come when there will be a price to pay for this stupidity.

      For example, the NAVY, for example, has had several billion dollar ships, with some of the most sophisticated navigational equipment you could imagine on board, run into other ships because the training priority has been about getting the kids woke and all SWJ-like instead of how to man or fight a ship. How many will have to die before someone finally admits this shit was not just idiotic, but destructive?

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        However it resolves itself, and it will resolve itself, it won’t be pretty. I consider this to be the societal equivalent of a misallocation of capital. Eventually the bubble pops and there’s a rout.

        1. AlexinCT

          You are damned right that this correction will not be pretty. The sad thing is that a lot of the people that did not fall prey to this idiocy will be the ones doing a lot of the heavy lifting and paying to prevent this from being an extinction level event.

          1. WTF

            How does the cycle go? Something like hard men create good times; good times create soft men; soft men create hard times; hard times create hard men; ad infinitum.

          2. Scruffy Nerfherder

            I doubt our species is at stake, but I do think we’re headed straight for some civil violence and reactionary authoritarianism. They’re all purportedly scared shitless of Trump, but he’s nothing compared to what will happen if the Democrats get permanent one-party rule like they want.

          3. WTF

            But they think if it’s their guys in control, they won’t be the ones sent to the gulags.
            If only comrade Stalin knew!

          4. AlexinCT

            I actually pointed this out to a leftard once. Sure the first wave of those sent to these reeducation/death camps will be the non-believers that stood in the way of the revolution. You know, those people that these marxist asshats label the kulaks & wreckers. Every wave after that, and believe me there will be plenty of waves, will be comprised of those that stand in the way of the new bosses.

            That every single one of these revolutions of the people against the evil overlords has played out this way – yes, every fucking single one – seems to not just escape them, but leads to idiotic comments like “that was not real communism at work”. What’s the fucking definition of insanity again???

      2. Fourscore

        My friends and I talk about these things as pertains to the Army. Kids that have never shot a gun, never learned how to drive, never sat around a camp fire. It isn’t a blank slate when they accidentally get to military service, its a negative slate, they have to unlearn those things they have have been taught.

        TAC: “What’s the spirit of the bayonet?”

        ‘Cruit: “The spirit of the bayonet is to kill, Sir!”

        TAC:”I can’t hear you,soldier, louder”

        Tough job to undo 18-20 years of social wokeness

        And on and on ’til the enthusiasm wanes

  4. Woman posing for photo with octopus bitten twice on the face

    SEA SMITH JR.?

    1. Chafed

      Could be. And what a dope. She asked for it.

      1. egould310

        Yeah. Wild animals are unpredictable. That’s why they’re called wild animals. Nice move waiting 2 days to go to the ER, as well.

    2. Festus

      SEA SMITH BE LOVER NOT BITER!

    3. Tejicano

      She’s probably lucky. I remember reading about some “animal lover” who thought he was helping some mid-sized species of seabird – in a flash it pecked out one of his eyes and damaged the other to where he was all but blind. Wild animals are handled at your peril.

  5. Chafed

    You are a saint doing this for your MIL.

    1. Festus

      Amen.

    2. Tonio

      ^This.

    3. BakedPenguin

      Fourth. Alz is a horrific disease.

  6. Rebel Scum

    So people are in a tizzy about this movie called ‘The Hunt’ supposedly being premised on dopey conservatives being captured and hunted by leftist elites. But I watched the trailer and I didn’t get that at all. Am I missing something?

    1. AlexinCT

      Probably that they feel you are not woke enough?

    2. Raston Bot

      The hunted all had southern accents. Bad guys were rich Wall Street types. Criticism passes the smell test. Looks fun. I’d watch it for free.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I watched the trailer and the takeaway for me was “Oh great, yet another movie where skinny women kick everyone’s ass including some burly dudes.”

      1. AlexinCT

        You saying that’s not what happens in real life???

      2. hey now – she has big knockers.

    4. A Leap at the Wheel

      Never heard of it. Just watched the trailer. Looks like its more sympathetic to the flyover rednecks than the elite coastal types to me.

    5. It had me at Betty Gilpin’s breasts.

  7. Tres Cool

    mornin’

  8. Don Escaped Texas

    https://www.amazon.com/Death-Yellowstone-Accidents-Foolhardiness-National/dp/1515963462

    My son was required to read a book likecthis before his backcountry trip to Yellowstone

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      At the entrance to King’s Canyon, they have standard instructions to not touch human remains if you find them but to mark them on your map and tell the rangers when you return to basecamp.

      Then they list off the numerous missing persons, including at least one ranger.

      1. STEVE SMITH MARK MORE THAN ONE HIKER AT KINGS CANYON

        1. WTF

          AND BY “MARK” MEAN….

    2. robc

      My college roommate taught a class on vertical caving (repelling inside instead of outside … I dont get it either).

      He had a series of books on cave incidents. It was published annually. Most of the stores ended with no injury or sprained ankle or whatever. But every so often you would get to the gruesome deaths.

      3 major takeaways:

      1. Dont go in water in a cave
      2. Dont just go into a cave you stumbled across
      3. Call the local cave rescue org first, then EMS.

      The 3rd wasn’t something implicit, that was explicitly stated as a lesson by the books.

      1. Drake

        I feel like the first 2 rules were hardwired into my brain about 20,000 years ago. Darwin Award level stupidity.

        1. AlexinCT

          A highly prosperous society that actually allows nature’s culling of the stupid to be curtailed will result in a higher number of stupid people that sooner than later will do enough stupid shit that nature will again be able to address the stupid gene problem and bring the percentage of the population with it back under control. heck of a self correcting system there. Get the popcorn and get ready, cause we are due for such a correction.

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Everybody knows cave water is populated by Morlocks with gills.

      3. Festus

        So don’t let Elon anywhere near the entrance… Got it.

      4. Tonio

        Becoming entrapped in a narrow place and being eaten by cave crickets. No water or rappeling required.

        1. AlexinCT

          Was it wrong for me to read “rappeling” as “rape yelling”? I blame all the Steve Smith comments!

      5. The Last American Hero

        What if Kate Mara promises to leave the third wheel at home this time and go skinny dipping in the cave lake?

      6. dontreadonme

        Have done cave diving and even well-prepared it is a tense experience. You can go from fun to dead very quickly with one wrong move.

        1. Ozymandias

          Scuba in caves = no go for the Ozy-man. I’ve done some diving in caverns in Florida and some swim-throughs elsewhere and it is blatantly obvious that unless you are trained, using reels, and have some deep yearning to travel to Davey Jones’ locker, that is some dangerous shit right there. A little leisure reading on some of the mishaps and how they occasionally find the bodies later with the nails ripped off from scratching at the walls or top of the cave… No thankee.

          1. Don Escaped Texas

            Dad dove on Japanese wrecks in the south Pacific. I can’t imagine anything scarier than the prospect of being trapped, hung up, or injured in an old ship or sub.

  9. Slammer

    Chris Chanyang Shim, the artist who painted the mural, said in a Facebook post that he tries not to paint famous people, but a lot of people recommended he paint Obama when he announced he would be doing art in Chicago.

    “I didn’t know much about her but after all I would say I painted her because she’s everybody,” he said in a Facebook post.

    “She’s everybody. That’s why everybody loves her.

    Barf.

    Needs a bowcaster.

    1. She’s everybody.

      Because everybody gets a plum, highly overpaid job at a hospital.

      1. Nephilium

        She’s just taking was she needs, and working to her ability.

      2. Festus

        Hey now! Let’s not be so judgmental! She was proud of America for all of five minutes that one time.

      3. R C Dean

        Err, yes?

    2. Not Adahn

      Needs a bowcaster

      Yes. yes I do.

    3. whiz

      Seems like cultural appropriation to me.

  10. The Late P Brooks

    What’s all this about rectal bias training?

    1. Festus

      Out of date, everyone uses radial training nowadays.

    2. There’s a STEVE SMITH joke in there somewhere.

    3. AlmightyJB

      Butt stuff just doesn’t work for me. I’m bias against poo.

      1. AlexinCT

        So no dirty Sanchez’s, Cleveland steamers’, or Rufus Turners in your future?

    4. straffinrun

      Some people crap out of their front hole.

    5. Rasilio

      Hey where else are all those cops going to learn to hate brown people?

  11. The Late P Brooks

    On Wednesday, Sen. Amy Klobuchar joked about her love of a good state fair, noting she attends the fair in her neighboring home state of Minnesota every year — and that she, too, has experience with butter sculptures.

    “One thing we have in common, of course, as strong dairy states, is the butter carving. I am looking very forward to seeing your butter cow at the Iowa State Fair. I am going to have to decide if it holds a candle to our Princess Kay of the Milky Way statue,” she said, referencing Minnesota’s iconic butter bust.

    She reminds me of a butter manatee.

    1. Festus

      From an old National Lampoon comic, Nelson Rockefeller is on the campaign trail and he has to sample all the food. His thought balloon read “I can’t believe people actually eat this shit.”

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder
    3. 0x90

      See, there’s the tell .. a true minnesotan would campaign to reduce the number, if any, of iowa votes.

      1. AlexinCT

        Uffda!

    4. Democratic Hitler

      “looking very forward” ?

  12. Rebel Scum

    Bearded Castro

    Several GOP congressional leaders rebuked their colleague on Tuesday…

    Castro responded with a flurry of defensive tweets to Murtaugh and journalists who had criticized him.

    The graphic didn’t contain “private or personal info — no addresses or phone #, etc,” he wrote. “It’s publicly reported info printed in newspapers routinely from the @nyt to the @dcexaminer. You know that.”

    He also doubled down on the initial sentiment, saying the Trump campaign “has stoked fear of brown-skinned immigrants.” Castro also pointed out that the campaign had used donor money to pay for more than 2,000 ads on Facebook echoing the anti-immigrant language used by the El Paso suspect.

    “That is truly dangerous for millions,” Castro added. “Will you commit not to run another ad like that?”

    1. Rebel Scum

      Related

      Joe Scarborough✔
      @JoeNBC

      Any business that donates to Trump is complicit and endorses the white supremacy he espoused in Charlottesville, with his “send her back” chants, and by laughing at shouts that Hispanic immigrants should be shot. Donors’ names are on FEC reports. They are newsworthy.

      Joe Scarborough✔
      @JoeNBC

      If your business funds Trump’s campaign, then you are supporting white supremacy.
      Full stop.
      Look at his rallies.
      Listen to the chants of “Send her back!”
      Hear the calls of “Shoot them!”
      Your money funds that.
      Your business supports that.
      You are complicit.

      Sure, Joe.

      1. Slammer

        Cool, Joe. Now do your GF’s dad Zbigniew

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Let DC burn.

        1. straffinrun

          Can we do Marvel first? I kind of like DC.

          1. Sean

            Hate speech.

          2. TARDIS

            Let’s start at the top, and work our way down.

      3. WTF

        These leftist idiots really do want another civil war. It’s not likely to go the way they hope.

      4. leon

        Joe Scarborough wants millions to die in a brutal and bloody civil war.

    2. Festus

      Those Castro boys are about as brown as I am.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    He also voiced concern that officers will second-guess their actions, knowing that what they do is “going to be judged.”

    “It sounds like that could be dangerous,” CBS News correspondent Jeff Pegues said.

    “Deadly,” the officer responded.

    With their identities concealed, two white Mesa, Arizona, officers also spoke to CBS News about their department’s implicit bias training, an effort to confront historical prejudices in their department’s ranks.

    “The training itself, the content, was the absolute worst training I’ve ever had,” one of the officers said.

    “All right, so what do you think the agenda is?” asked Pegues.

    “Reinforcing that the police are racist, but specifically the white male police are racist,” the officer responded.

    Very good. You pass the course.

    1. Lackadaisical

      Besides the ‘ deadly’ response, the police are probably right about their training(stopped clock and all that). I’m still not convinced there is a real bias in deadly incidents and a better focus would be to get these guys to respect the general public and punish specific abuses and see if that solves the issues.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    Dont just go into a cave you stumbled across

    Me, watching every “horror” movie:

    Don’t go in there. Okay, it’s your funeral.

    1. +1 Let’s split up to cover more ground

      1. Nephilium

        +1 sending one person away for help alone.

        1. Festus

          +2 smoke a joint and have sex.

          1. Brett L

            “I wonder what’s in the basement”

    1. WTF

      They have clearly entered the role of publishers and should be treated as such.

      1. AlexinCT

        ^^^THIS^^^

      2. straffinrun

        They’ve entered the role of modern day book burners and should be treated as such.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      That’s way beyond the pale.

    3. leon

      Nahh. When people pretend the disingenuous annoying act like their is nothing wrong.

    4. Sensei

      Now hold on. They have a procedure in place for violent content and it was followed. Obviously the problem is McConnell.

  15. WTF

    I have to say, I love SP’s links format.

    1. straffinrun

      Same. That floating question mark is mesmerizing.

      1. Tonio

        Thank you for saying that, Straffin. I thought it was just me.

      2. Slammer

        ?

  16. Marketing boss quits Victoria’s Secret after first trans model hired

    Ed Razek, the chief marketing officer at Victoria’s Secret, who last year claimed “transsexual” models should not be cast “because the show is a fantasy”, has resigned days after the lingerie brand hired its first openly transgender model.

    Valentina Sampaio, a 22-year-old Brazilian, shared a picture of herself on Instagram on Saturday taking part in a shoot for the Pink line, which is targeted at younger customers. A follow-up post was captioned: “Never stop dreaming.” But the hiring of the transgender model has been criticised as a cynical move on the brand’s part.

    The news that Razek is to retire, which came via a note from Leslie Wexner, the chair and chief executive of the brand’s parent company, L Brands, comes at a time when Victoria’s Secret has faced increasing criticism in the post-#MeToo and Time’s Up era.

    Its brand of hypersexuality has been labelled regressive and its exclusive use of thin models has been lambasted for being dangerous and out of step with the current emphasis on body positivity. Its skimpy lingerie has also failed to chime with the penchant for athleisure-inspired bras and underwear that puts comfort first.

    1. Drake

      Vick’s big secret!

      1. Rasilio

        If it was that big it wouldn’t stay a secret very long in that lingere

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      It seems the long reign of Victoria’s Secret is coming to an end.

      1. Festus

        It can join the likes of Playboy on the ash heap of history.

      2. AlmightyJB

        Meh, it’s not like most of their other models don’t have the bodies of a prepubescent boy.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          -1 Jill Goodacre

      3. Their marketing is terrible. They rely heavily on the Angels —which at first glance is a great idea but has grown remarkably stale over the years.

    3. AlmightyJB

      Just what they need after ole Les Wexner got dragged into the Epstein fiasco.

    4. Tonio

      “its exclusive use of thin models has been lambasted for being dangerous and out of step with the current emphasis on body positivity”

      So hire a transperson as an act of public piety. Also, nobody gonna criticize a transperson for anything at the moment so they can still have their skinny models.

      1. Festus

        *taps side of nose and winks*

      2. Certified Public Asshat

        Does body positivity and trans even go together?

        1. leon

          Haha. Yes comrade! Because the left has decided that their interests are inseparably tied. Those interests being voting for Democrats.

          1. AlexinCT

            Meh, votes don’t count according to these leftists. What counts is who does the vote counting….

        2. pan fried wylie

          Are you trying to say that wanting to mutilate your genitals isn’t body positive?

          1. Certified Public Asshat

            well, yes.

          2. Rhywun

            Hater.

      3. Gustave Lytton

        its exclusive use of thin models

        Some of them are quite curvy. Be honest and just say they don’t hire fat chicks (or fat chicks with dicks).

        1. AlexinCT

          There are not chicks with dicks: just dudes with tits.

        2. Atanarjuat

          They hired a token fat chick for the swimsuit edition last year, probably to placate the outrage mob. Image search if you dare.

    5. straffinrun

      I thought we were supposed to be against manspreading.

      1. Festus

        ^ The redheaded step-child of comments.

    6. Rufus the Monocled

      Clowns.

  17. AlmightyJB

    Bison and Octopi. Let natural selection work!

    1. WTF

      When I first heard that I thought it must be a joke. But no, they really are that crazy. And this loon used to be a top official in the FBI.

      1. Slammer

        What is the message that that guy is blinking in morse code?

        1. AlexinCT

          Beware of STEVE SMITH!

    2. Tonio

      Just let me say here that we were tinfoil nutjobs before it was cool.

      1. Festus

        Ackshually the proper terminology is “aluminum foil”. “Tin foil” is a merely a misnomer…

        1. robc

          As everyone should know, aluminum foil amplifies the rays. You have to use actual tin foil to block them.

          Science!

          1. Jarflax

            If you don’t wear the full Faraday they can get you

      2. leon

        Also we have the decency to go whole hog in our conspiracy theories. He said Trump didn’t know what he was doing.

      3. Timeloose

        Tin and Aluminum are for the poor people. Go full shitlord and use Ag mesh for your personal Faraday cage.

        https://www.amazon.com/ArgenMesh-Conductive-Shielding-Silver-Fabric/dp/B008DXBFYQ

        1. Sean

          Look at the frequently bought together.

          LOL, “brain coat”.

    3. You know who else had a secret code…

      1. straffinrun

        Podesta?

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Well, not that secret.

      2. Festus

        Orphan Annie’s Secret Society?

        1. +1 Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.

      3. Slammer

        Victoria?

      4. All women ever?

      5. Tres Cool

        Alan Turing ?

      6. A Leap at the Wheel
      7. DrOtto

        Everyone who codes to everyone who hasn’t yet learned to code?

    4. Scruffy Nerfherder

      The presumption that the “enemies” we collectively face are Neo-Nazi’s and white supremacists is insane on its face.

      That’s like saying the nation is at war with serial killers and the President shouldn’t ever reference the Zodiac because they like that sort of shit.

      1. leon

        Laughs in Ted Cruze.

      2. Tejicano

        I can only imagine how much the actual white supremacists enjoy this elevated level of attention. I fully expect some number of borderline bigot freaks have recently made efforts to overtly join their ranks.

        Way to go you SJW dipshits

        1. AlexinCT

          The SJW see this as a bonus/boon. Finally being able to actually have a real white supremacist to point at – instead of the usual made up ones – will do a lot for the narrative.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    Buy chicken nugget futures

    Federal immigration officials raided several food-processing plants in Mississippi Wednesday and arrested approximately 680 people believed to be working without authorization.

    The coordinated raids were conducted by the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s Homeland Security Investigations “at seven agricultural processing plants across Mississippi,” according to an ICE statement. In addition to the arrests, agents also seized company business records.

    More than 600 ICE agents were involved in the raids, surrounding the perimeters of the targeted plants to prevent workers, mainly Latino immigrants, from escaping. The actions were centered on plants near Jackson owned by five companies, according to the Associated Press.

    One of the plants is owned by Koch Foods Inc., which bills itself as one of the largest poultry processors in the U.S. with more than 13,000 employees. Forbes ranks it as the 135th largest privately held company in the country, with an estimated $3.2 billion in annual revenue, according to Fortune.

    Why fuck with the people who actually work?

    1. Drake

      They are really fucking with the people who hire illegal immigrants in order to avoid taxes and benefits. That’s the scam – paying less and offloading stuff like medical care on the local hospitals.

      1. Festus

        Yep. That’s why the issue of illegal immigration can’t be resolved. The Dems need the votes and the Capitalists need the cheap labor. Of course half of the bespoke “capitalists” are Democrats.

  19. AlmightyJB

    In a free America, where I could get all my pharmaceutical needs online and without a prescription, Walgreens wouldn’t have any stores.

    1. B.P.

      The Walgreens near my workplace has a sushi island near the checkouts where fresh sushi is made.

  20. straffinrun

    all while trying to seem both presidential and comfortable with the folkways of Middle America.

    Good luck, Dem hopefuls. “Just think how bad it would be if your meth head son had been born a POC. Vote for me!”

  21. AlmightyJB

    So your going to have the government teach adults how to be better people after they failed to teach them after 13 years of public school. Good plan. Totally worthwhile.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    These leftist idiots really do want another civil war. It’s not likely to go the way they hope.

    What are you saying? You don’t think the urbanite “food comes from grocery stores restaurants” mob will be able to feed themselves from rooftop gardens when the deliveries stop coming?

  23. The Vegetarians Who Turned Into Butchers
    How several former vegans and vegetarians across the country came to see meat as their calling.

    For Janice Schindler, 28, who was a vegan for five years and is now the general manager of the Meat Hook butcher shop in Brooklyn, the animal in question was a turkey at a “Kill Your Own Thanksgiving Dinner” event at a local farm.

    “It was really morbid. I was the only one who signed up,” she said. “I’d never killed anything before. Turkeys are such large animals. But when you put them in a poultry cone upside down, they completely relax. Then you can cut an artery. It stuns them and they bleed. I spent the rest of the day working the eviscerating station. It was super-gross, but I found it fascinating.”

    That experience was the gateway to her training as a butcher, which she began immediately afterward.

    Ms. Schindler’s transformation from vegan to ethical butcher was similar to that of several butchers I spoke with. Hers began in high school: As a member of the National FFA Organization (better known as the Future Farmers of America) in Lucerne Valley, Calif., she was charged with caring for a baby lamb as it grew from a tiny ball of fleece to a bleating, prancing adolescent.

    “Nothing prepared me for the emotional earthquake of selling that lamb for meat,” she said. “His name was Frederick.”

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      At least they’re making progress.

    2. Brett L

      Its like you don’t even read my afternoon links!

      **runs from room sobbing**

      1. Man by the time afternoon links are up, I’m home drinking my sorrows away.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    Ed Razek, the chief marketing officer at Victoria’s Secret, who last year claimed “transsexual” models should not be cast “because the show is a fantasy”, has resigned days after the lingerie brand hired its first openly transgender model.

    Where’s that fat, hairy edit fairy when you need him?

    *RIGHT HERE, BIG BOY!*

    1. pan fried wylie

      Damn she’s hot!

      /posted from my re-education camp workstation

  25. AlmightyJB

    Poor Sky, she’s worked so hard and no one has told her that “women’s” sports are dead.

    1. leon

      Is she gonna identify as an adult? Cause she’s not old enough to go to the Olympics.

    2. And Beto is just the man to beat her!

      1. Timeloose

        Wonderful.

  26. Letter to the Editor: Trump a danger to country

    Trump is the greatest danger this country has encountered since the Revolution and it is time that those who support his lying, bullying, his attacks on certain groups of people and his appointment of persons to cabinet positions that have no qualifications over than blind loyalty to Trump to open not only their eyes but their minds.

    Trump is dangerous not only because of what he is but because he has created a cult of followers, most notably most of the Republican Senators who won’t stand up to him and admit the truth that he is unfit to be President and should be removed.

    Trump has created an atmosphere of hate and bigotry as witnessed in Germany in the 1930s. He has substituted Jews with migrants but that is the only difference between Hitler’s programs of have and Trump’s. He has imprisoned people in cages in inhuman conditions. If you studied history Hitler didn’t start with the extermination camps but camps for undesirables and worked up to it. Slowly but surely Trump is attempting to be Dictator Trump and it is up to the American people to bring a halt to his madness.

    1. leon

      In twenty years we’ll have so much fun watching them square the circle on how we need Trump Back…

      Who am I kidding they won’t care.

      1. AlexinCT

        He will be a great statesman then.. Like GHWB, GWB, Romney, and McCain became once they started crapping on other team red people and trying desperately to get the team blue socialites to invite them to the fun cocktail praties.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      appointment of persons to cabinet positions that have no qualifications

      This galls me. Obama appointed wannabe technocrats to all levels of government that desired nothing more than to expand the bureaucracy and its control over ordinary citizens. Should I be more afraid of those who desire to rule my every movement or those who seek to roll back Leviathan?

    3. WTF

      I can’t imagine how deranged you’d have to be to believe that.

      1. Festus

        Honk fucking honk.

        1. AlexinCT

          Don’t burst my bubble! If I have to actually admit the shit I believe makes me an idiot, this will hurt my feelings.

    4. Slammer

      Yet this person is alive and well and able to say this in public

      1. WTF

        Yeah, it’s obvious they don’t even believe their own bullshit, because if they really thought things were half as bad as they say, they wouldn’t dare speak up.

        1. Rebel Scum

          they wouldn’t dare speak up.

          ^

        2. pan fried wylie

          If they really thought things were half as bad as they say, they’d do at least one proofread pass.

    5. Rhywun

      Stunning and brave. It’s amazing that Trump lets such truths even be spoken.

    6. Rebel Scum

      Trump has created an atmosphere of hate and bigotry

      True but not how you mean.

      didn’t start with the extermination camps but camps for undesirables and worked up to it.

      Funny the only people I hear talking about wanting to “eradicate” people are leftists. Of course Reza Aslan could not be reached for comment.

      1. Enough About Palin

        “First they came for the Jews and I said nothing, because I hate the fucking Jews!”

    7. B.P.

      “Trump is the greatest danger this country has encountered since the Revolution…”

      So the writer is a Loyalist? That’s quaint.

      “He has substituted Jews with migrants…”

      Trump’s America is a racist hellscape that people are risking their lives to get in to.

      1. WTF

        Yeah, just like all those Jews trying to enter Germany illegally and being detained while awaiting their phony asylum applications to be adjudicated.
        And this actually makes sense to some people.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    I’m still not convinced there is a real bias in deadly incidents and a better focus would be to get these guys to respect the general public and punish specific abuses and see if that solves the issues.

    The cops have gone full “Us vs Them” mode. It’s not black and white, it’s blue and everybody else.

    And making cops “second guess” their actions is exactly what I want to see happening.

    1. straffinrun

      *Shoots puppy in face* Should I not have done that?

      1. 0x90

        *shoots and kills owner of puppy while firing wildly in puppy’s general direction*

        damn .. not sure how to segue from here into witty sarcastic joke

        1. Lackadaisical

          +1 good shoot

        2. Tejicano

          Feared for his life

        3. leon

          That Bitch was coming right at him.

        4. Rebel Scum

          Luckily you can always cycle to a pun.

    2. leon

      It is this. They have a culture of believing everyone is a possible threat and treating them like so. Then they bitch that they are being treated like a foreign invader.

    1. straffinrun

      I’d have gone with putting another patch on the other eye.

    2. Lackadaisical

      Crenshaw is an ignorant slut.

    3. Festus

      Aw. That’s a shame. I kinda had hopes for that guy.

      1. straffinrun

        It’s team red. Let them talk enough and they all do that,

        1. Festus

          Heavy sigh.

    4. R C Dean

      Fuck you, Crenshaw. I had kinda liked some of the things he said, but he’s on the gun control bandwagon.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    It occurred to me yesterday, how awesome that Beto guy is. Standing up and speaking truth to Trump, when everybody knows he’ll be whisked away by the Death Squad for daring to rebel against the totalitarian regime. He’s probably being tortured at Guantanamo at this very minute. Not because Trump needs information from him; just for amusement.

    Much brave. How freedom.

    1. Jarflax

      Marine one needs to make a lot of “Pinochet special” flights

  29. Crusty Juggler

    Reformed Climate Deniers Don’t Deserve Redemption

    Most converts should feel welcome in the political discussion about climate change; it’s a virtue to admit fault, after all. But those like Luntz—who actively furthered the climate crisis and continues to refuse to admit it—should be shunned. They have no practical use in the extremely urgent effort to solve global warming. They helped to break the world, and thus can’t be trusted to help fix it.

    Democrats may see Luntz’s expert messaging advice as valuable, but by allowing him to testify in a Senate hearing without proper atonement, they send their own message: that former agents of denial won’t be held accountable for the chaos they sowed. Surely, Luntz won’t be the last prominent denier to seek such validation. Hopefully, he’ll be the last to receive it.

    ATONE! ATONE!

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I think it’s more along the lines of “Don’t horn in on my gravy train.”

      1. Crusty Juggler

        It’s hone in, dummy.

    2. Private Chipperbot

      NOT A RELIGION.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        It’s a competition to be the holiest bible-thumping parishioner in the church.

        1. Private Chipperbot

          converts

          virtue to admit fault

          admit it

          shunned

          break the world

          proper atonement

          agents of denial

          denier

          In seven fucking sentences. I didn’t even click through to the article.

          1. 0x90

            Yeah, I generally think it a weak-minded tactic, and look sideways at people who characterize every position they’re against as “a religion” .. but come on, if you’re gonna not only behave as such, but also adopt all the lingo .. well, you’re making it a bit difficult for me to justify not calling it that.

    3. leon

      I’ve been floating an idea about morality/redemption in the modern world. Need to get some ideas down and flesh it out.

      1. Festus

        Phrasing!

  30. The Late P Brooks

    “Gun violence restraining orders”? WTF?

    I thought “Don’t go around shooting people” was already the law of the land. Boy, is my face red.

  31. Private Chipperbot

    Star Wars struggling to find fans.

    Iger has attributed disappointing box-office figures to “Star Wars fatigue,” and he’s pledged to slow down the tempo of releases. But that doesn’t square with the success of Marvel, which reliably churns out a blockbuster every four to six months.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Hmmm, maybe, just maybe, it has something to do with the shitty writing laden with the flavor of the week virtue signaling.

      1. Private Chipperbot

        At the end of the article is also says Rion Johnson is penning another trilogy. Yuck.

        1. Nephilium

          I’m sure that will continue to draw in the woke crowds that love Star Wars.

        2. Drake

          Maybe when he’s done he should stop by Larry Correia’s and John C. Wright’s houses for nice pleasant proof reading / fiskings.

          1. Someone should do a movie of Monster Hunters International. The rheeeing would be legendary.

          2. Drake

            I’d be in line on opening day.

          3. robc

            I honestly think it would make a better movie than a novel.

            I think I mentioned this when I read it last year, but considering how hard they are to kill, how did the Monsters not win prior to the modern weapons generation?

      2. ^This. The tone of the initial three was classic hero’s journey mythology stuff. The second three were necessarily cynical because of the subject matter and suffered from some poor decisions, but still had enough to keep people engaged. Plus, you know the story ends with the good guys winning. This latest bunch, though…what’s the point? That the rebels actually suck? That, despite winning, they actually didn’t because, whoops, the Empire is actually still around as if nothing happened? And it seems like they took the core of the series, the whole Jedi deal, and went from the stupid mold spores being the force to the even shittier “Jedi aren’t really that big a deal” because, after all, some random broad can just kind of figure it out in a couple weeks. Oh, and remember Jesus, I mean Luke Skywalker? He’s actually kind of a schmuck. Oh, and heroism is a part of the patriarchy. Also white privilege.

        Gee, can’t imagine why they’re not more popular.

      3. Rasilio

        I think it just has to do with the shitty writing.

        Fact is you could keep *most* of the woke shit in and no one would really care as long as you still managed to make it a good story. The problem is the writers are so steeped into their political ideology they think the woke shit IS the good story

        1. Drake

          I think the fist trilogy was more woke. Leigh was tough and smart AND a competent leader who didn’t talk down to people – not a bumbling old fool who nobody in their right minds would follow.

    2. WTF

      They just need to make the movies woker, that’ll fix it!

      1. Tejicano

        Yeah, but would the planet composed entirely of gender-fluid humanoids change genders at will or would it be spontaneous? How would they coordinate sports competitions?

    3. Drake

      Really? A terribly written trilogy with inconsistent and senseless undeveloped characters isn’t generating loyal fans? I have an 18-year-old son who couldn’t care less about Woke Wars – I was a big fan of the original trilogy at his age and would have kept going if they had filmed the Thrawn stories.

      He was a Marvel fan but is probably done with that franchise as they made his favorite charterer (Thor) into a loser and soon to be replaced by a chick.

      Stay woke Disney.

      1. I’d get back into it for movies of the Darth Bane trilogy.

      2. Nephilium

        I’ve been thinking about this over the past couple of days. I’m beginning to wonder if the companies aren’t trying to reach out to young woke kids, but the woke signalling, marketing, and stories are nothing but targeting the current lowest common denominator in the modern culture. You don’t have to think hard, and it’s easy to come up with shit that feeds that mindset. Lots of successful media and businesses are targeted to the LCD, it’s just this a new one we’re not used to.

        1. Is it even a common denominator? I don’t accept that assertion without some proof.

          1. Nephilium

            Is there anyone who really likes laugh tracks? Yet they spread across television for quite a while.

          2. Marketers are lazy. Research is skimming social media and flipping through TMZ. And asking your friends, who likely are young, casually-Progressive millenials or the parents thereof living in an upper-middle-class urban setting. It’s probably a common denominator among the survey sample, it’s just that the sample doesn’t reflect the population. Regionally, I’d guess it’s like doing a marketing campaign based on surveys conducted in the Urban Outfitters in Georgetown, in DC.

          3. invisible finger

            ^THIS

            I’ve had to roll my eyes in so many meetings where the marketing VP starts talking about the future of our “logistics” products. It’s like she wants the company to stop making logistic products and start making marketing products. Sales tanked and the idiot kept her job because “See, I told you we were behind the market.” Um, no, bitch – you started marketing our products to people who have no use for them.

        2. The best art challenges conventional wisdom, offers a new perspective, can become a new mythology. There are already myriad sources of confirmation bias out there; why would one think that providing another would be stimulating as art?

          1. invisible finger

            Start Wars isn’t art, it’s commerce.

          2. -1 Joseph Campbell

          3. R C Dean

            The best art challenges conventional wisdom, offers a new perspective, can become a new mythology.

            I disagree with this. A great deal of classical art did, and does, no such thing, but its clear to me that it is great art nonetheless. In fact, many of the old masterpieces were consistent with? supportive of? at a minimum not opposed to the status quo at the time, and are still vastly superior to almost everything done in the 20th and 21st centuries that was intentionally subversive.

            The problem with intentionally subversive art is that its time-limited. Its generally didactic at some level, and its “lessons” are bound to whatever is contemporary with it.

          4. Scruffy Nerfherder

            I have this article bookmarked to reread every once in a while.

            Why Art Became Ugly

            The first major claim of modernism is a content claim: a demand for a recognition of the truth that the world is not beautiful. The world is fractured, decaying, horrifying, depressing, empty, and ultimately unintelligible.

            That claim by itself is not uniquely modernist, though the number of artists who signed onto that claim is uniquely modernist. Some past artists had believed the world to be ugly and horrible—but they had used the traditional realistic forms of perspective and color to say this. The innovation of the early modernists was to assert that form must match content. Art should not use the traditional realistic forms of perspective and color because those forms presuppose an orderly, integrated, and knowable reality.

            Edvard Munch got there first ( The Scream, 1893 ): If the truth is that reality is a horrifying, disintegrating swirl, then both form and content should express the feeling. Pablo Picasso got there second ( Les Demoiselles d’Avignon, 1907 ): If the truth is that reality is fractured and empty, then both form and content must express that. Salvador Dali’s surrealist paintings go a step further: If the truth is that reality is unintelligible, then art can teach this lesson by using realistic forms against the idea that we can distinguish objective reality from irrational, subjective dreams.

            The second and parallel development within modernism is Reductionism. If we are uncomfortable with the idea that art or any discipline can tell us the truth about external, objective reality, then we will retreat from any sort of content and focus solely on art’s uniqueness. And if we are concerned with what is unique in art, then each artistic medium is different. For example, what distinguishes painting from literature? Literature tells stories—so painting should not pretend to be literature; instead it should focus on its own uniqueness. The truth about painting is that it is a two-dimensional surface with paint on it. So instead of telling stories, the reductionist movement in painting asserts, to find the truth of painting painters must deliberately eliminate whatever can be eliminated from painting and see what survives. Then we will know the essence of painting.

            Since we are eliminating, in the following iconic pieces from the twentieth century world of art, it is often not what is on the canvas that counts – it is what is not there. What is significant is what has been eliminated and is now absent. Art comes to be about absence.

        3. Rasilio

          Maybe, but here is the problem with that idea.

          This isn’t the actual LCD.

          See the kids, not even the actual late 20 to mid 30 year old millennials are not actually all that woke. Yes there is a very vocal minority of them who are VERY woke, and there is a plurality of them who are soft woke but overall they make up less than a third of society and the younger generation of 12 year olds, not very woke at all, they are cynical and ironically woke but they don’t believe in the ideology behind it.

          So when you make a movie that shits all over anything resembling a good story or good character in favor of woke virtue signaling you are appealing to a fairly small slice of the population not a broad lowest common denominator

      3. Brett L

        I mean, Empire Strikes back is an excellent movie.

      4. Hammercorps

        I fully expect the Marvel movies to start losing money like Star Wars now that the whole Infinity saga has been wrapped up. Won’t be sorry either.

      5. Rasilio

        A terribly written trilogy with inconsistent and senseless undeveloped characters isn’t generating loyal fans?

        Don’t forget the shitting all over established characters and in world history

        1. Brett L

          Kevin J Anderson already did that 25 years ago in the novels.

    4. The new characters are well – uninteresting.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f83D18xL7VE

    5. Don Escaped Texas

      needz moar rubber sharks

  32. Don Escaped Texas

    Totally OT, but I can’t even find this addressed online: how can China boof the American bean farmer? Soybeans are a commodity: we got ’em, somebody ain’t (because China’s getting them from somewhere).

    Or is this merely a panic because China is burning down its inventory while American farmers die from lack of cash flow?

    I don’t know the details, just the theory. The history is that Carter’s grain embargo of the USSR didn’t work because they simply bought from somewhere else (Canada?) and, since the quality of a commodity is fungibility, the world inventory just sloshed from port to port until it worked out: short run panic and friction but basically negligible long-run impact (people remain in the habit of eating).

    1. Brazil and Argentina are the only countries that currently produce enough to take up the slack.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      The next two largest producers of soybeans are Brazil and Argentina. I would assume either of those countries would eagerly sell to China.

      1. Don Escaped Texas

        Surely

        and what will their former clients do for soybeans

        that’s the thing: commodities are fungible, and the markets are quite efficient; beans and beans paper should switch between exchanges and ports within a few weeks

        1. Well, I hear there’s a drop in US soybean prices, so people who were buying Brazilian could buy those…

          1. Don Escaped Texas

            right; like I said: short run friction at most

          2. From my bit of farm area where I live – the corn crop is smaller and the bean crop larger, due to the lateness of the planting season/rains. We are going to have a larger amount of beans…so I think that is having some pressure on price. I need to go listen to Orien Samuelson’s Farm Report…

    3. Related: The “tariff wars” have caused there to be a glut of other beans harvested in the U.S. that now can’t be exported for profit. So fedgov is buying the excess from the farmers and giving it away in food banks across the country. This is driving the price down of those beans in retail. The company I work for is packing the excess for the USDA (somebody is going to), while we are also the biggest supplier of the same product on the retail side. Our margins are suffering in a big way.

      1. Crusty Juggler

        You apparently think your margins are more important than WINNING. Just move to Canada or something, loser.

    4. Don Escaped Texas

      I think I’m going to give up and presume the kornfluffle is based on these things:
      1 farming is a tough business and always has been because it produces per se commodities; it’s a heartless business that grinds some people up even in good years
      2 a five year slide in prices has been extra difficult if you made management decisions based on prices staying as high as they were early in the decade
      3 farmers (and pretty much everyone else) externalize causes of failure, so the impact of the situation is exaggerated in general and not primary at many farms
      4 farming is flyover business, and flyover people are interesting cultural and political beings
      5 media are motivated to dramatize all stories
      6 the country is captivated by a situation they don’t really understand, wringing their hands over short-run frictions, and attributing the responsibility according to whichever political bias they already had

      It’s a non-issue until someone proves to me otherwise.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        1a&2a farmers are commodities traders, even if they don’t want to be

  33. Crusty Juggler

    Woman left with agonizing vagina burns after ‘steaming’ procedure

    The 62-year-old woman’s traditional Chinese doctor advised her to mix an herbal medicine blend in a pan of boiling water and sit over it for 20 minutes. The woman told her doctors she did this twice, then sought a second opinion — at which point doctors found she had sustained the second-degree burns.

    Vaginal steaming usually involves squatting over a pot of steam infused with herbs as an alleged way of reducing vaginal prolapse, relieving cramps or bringing about other vague “cleansing” benefits.

    In 2015, Paltrow’s lifestyle website GOOP raved about the procedure at a spa in Los Angeles. “This is a thousands-of-years-old practice in Korean spas,” she told Fast Company.

    Since then, the procedure has become startlingly popular — even internet best friend Chrissy Teigen has tried it out.

    Send the bored, wealthy, women to the camps.

    1. Festus

      And then film it ala “Ilsa”.

  34. Crusty Juggler

    Woman says meth found hidden inside vagina is not hers

    The documents said a female correctional officer later searched Rolland and, inside of Rolland’s vagina, discovered $6,233 along with “a clear plastic bag” of roughly one gram of meth — which Rolland denied was hers.

    Based on the photo evidence I am going to have to say I agree with her – not guilty.

    1. AlmightyJB

      I’m going to need to spend some time doing a thorough investigation of her vagina before rendering a verdict.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      “I was just holding it for a friend.”

    3. straffinrun

      Bills or coins?

    4. AlexinCT

      Wait a decade and lets see if you feel the same way about her….

      1. Crusty Juggler

        I’m not into the olds, so I already know how I will feel.

        1. “Not”?! Wut?

    5. Festus

      She’s got great street appeal but the basement is a mess. A real “fixer-upper” if you will.

    6. Slammer

      “roughly one gram”

      What does that even mean?

      1. Festus

        Rocks instead of powder?

      2. pan fried wylie

        It means nobody could afford $20 for a 0.01g accuracy scale.

    7. Old Man With Candy

      Then it fell out and she accidentally shot her balls off.

      1. Festus

        And that’s when Victoria’s Secret called…

    8. Agreed. Since when do elves carry their own meth in their own vaginas? This is a setup, clearly.

      I’ll admit I’m curious as to the money, though. That’s an oddly specific amount.

      1. AlmightyJB

        “Vagina-Off”

        Next Olympic sport? Or discriminatory to trannies?

    1. Festus

      “Don’t you dare lift that lid, Pandora!”

    2. Rufus the Monocled

      “I think that it’s such a serious undertaking. Do not pursue it for trivial partisan political purposes. If it does fall to you while you’re in the House to examine abuses of power by the president, be as circumspect and careful as John Doar was,” Clinton said of the Judiciary Committee’s lead impeachment staffer, a Republican who served as a civil rights chief during the Kennedy and Johnson administrations.”

      I never thought I’d see the day I’d agree on something with her.

      THANKS TRUMP!

      1. AlmightyJB

        When Hillary is the voice of reason. I need alcohol.

  35. Crusty Juggler

    Amnesty International issues US travel warning citing ‘rampant gun violence’

    Amnesty International, in the wake of two deadly mass shootings, issued a travel advisory for people going to the United States due to “ongoing high levels of gun violence in the country.”

    “The Amnesty International travel advisory for the country of the United States of America calls on people worldwide to exercise caution and have an emergency contingency plan when traveling throughout the USA,” said the alert issued Wednesday.

    The warning goes on to advise those traveling to the U.S. to be “extra vigilant at all times and be wary of the ubiquity of firearms among the population,” to “avoid places where large number of people gather, especially cultural events, places of worship, schools, and shopping malls” and to “exercise increased caution when visiting local bars, nightclubs, and casinos.”

    The nongovernmental organization also warned that some travelers could be at a higher risk of being targeted with gun violence in the country depending on his or her gender identity, race, country of origin, ethnic background, or sexual orientation.

    “Under international human rights law, the United States has an obligation to enact a range of measures at the federal, state, and local levels to regulate access to firearms and to protect the rights of people to live and move freely without the threat of gun violence,” the organization added in the advisory. “The government has not take sufficient steps to meet this obligation.”

    The plan is working – the foreigners are staying away! HA! WE’RE WINNING!

    1. AlexinCT

      Virtue signalling. Ain’t that shit grand?

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’m certain that this “travel warning” was generated by coddled US-based millenials with a political ax to grind. My response would be to protect their safety by packing them up and sending them to a Brazilian slum.

    3. WTF

      Amnesty International really is a fucking joke.

      1. AlmightyJB

        Same with Human Rights Watch and the SPLC. It’s unfortunate people take these hack organizations seriously. They’re frauds.

    4. leon

      Funny how the left gives the shooters what they want.

      Also, is this supposed to make us feel bad?

    5. Stinky Wizzleteats

      I’m all for AI discrediting themselves. Keep it up fellas.

    6. Under international human rights law, the United States has an obligation to enact a range of measures at the federal, state, and local levels to regulate access to firearms and to protect the rights of people to live and move freely without the threat of gun violence…

      The intern who wrote this couldn’t be more wrong. And Amnesty International is somewhere below the homeless guy who walks around my neighborhood looking for cigarette butts on the list of organizations suited to offer intelligent advice about policy.

      1. Rebel Scum

        The US government has an obligation to adhere to its founding charter.

    7. Nephilium

      So they’re copying the warnings from the Venezuelan government? What could be more credible then that?

    8. Rufus the Monocled

      As usual, the comments are bat shit insane.

    9. Raston Bot

      didn’t AI release that white paper years ago on the merits of decriminalizing prostitution? not all their positions are as garbage as this one.

    10. invisible finger

      Apparently Amnesty International doesn’t give a damn thing about statistics that show gun violence peaked in 2016 and has been decreasing since. Instead they want to pretend that down is up and that Obama was a light bringer rather than the gun violence bringer he turned out to be.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Apparently they’re staffed by social justice warriors that care more about virtue signaling than actual social justice.

      2. Rasilio

        Apparently Amnesty International doesn’t give a damn thing about statistics that show gun violence peaked in 2016 1993

        FTFY

    11. pan fried wylie

      travelers could be at a higher risk of being targeted with gun violence in the country depending on his or her gender identity, race, country of origin, ethnic background, or sexual orientation

      One of those traits can be spotted when selecting targets from a crowd. But hey, what’s the point of visiting the US if not to run around screaming about how you had your dick chopped off.

  36. Rebel Scum

    Dealing with the real issues.

    Governor Ralph Northam is praising the state’s removal of Confederate president Jefferson Davis’ name from an archway at the site where the first enslaved Africans arrived in Virginia 400 years ago.

    Northam said at a news conference Tuesday that removing the letters from a 1950s-era archway reading “Jefferson Davis Memorial Park” at Fort Monroe will make the state more “welcoming and reflective of our values.”

    The letters were removed Friday. They will be placed in a museum at the former military base, which overlooks Chesapeake Bay and was the site of the 1619 arrival of the state’s first Africans.

    Davis was imprisoned at the fort after the Civil War.

    Northam pledged to work toward racial reconciliation earlier this year after a racist yearbook photo almost forced him from office.

    I am willing to bet any people supporting this know nothing about Jefferson Davis.

    1. leon

      ” after a racist yearbook photo almost forced him from office”

      It twas the D that saved him.

    2. I would remove his name not based on anything racial, but the fact that he was the leader of an insurrection that failed.

  37. Timeloose

    So up thread I found some Faraday cage fabrics to offer an alternative to the Tinfoil hat. I looked on Amazon and found there is a huge array of RF blocking clothing for the mentally or scientifically deficient.

    Including, you guessed it, underwear.

    https://www.amazon.com/Riparo-Silver-Lined-Briefs-Against-Radiation/dp/B01HSECKQW?ref_=w_bl_sl_ap_ap_web_10062246011

    1. AlexinCT

      Gotta guard the family jewels from them evul radiations, ya know….

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        I like to mix it up a little.

        *sticks lump of uraninite in pocket*

    2. Timeloose

      Other products.

      Baby Beanies,

      POWERFUL PROTECTION: Protect your baby’s brain from up to 99% of harmful EMF / EMR radiation & pollution from devices like WiFi routers, baby monitors, cell phones, bluetooth & laptops. Our SYB Baby Beanie uses universally-accepted, real science: each hat is woven with silver fibers that form a shield to block radio frequency (RF) and microwave electromagnetic fields.

      Don’t be fooled by EMF pendants, charms or neutralizers that claim to harmonize or neutralize EMF radiation without any scientific proof.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        I’m really not cynical enough. I could make a killing selling this type of stuff to morons.

        1. Timeloose

          I missed the whole truck nuts fad, so this could be my $1M idea.

      2. Stinky Wizzleteats

        It’s almost unethical to not rip off people who think that stuff really works, otherwise they’d be spending their money on radium water or colloidal silver.

        1. pan fried wylie

          “My sham products don’t actually harm people. Or turn them blue.”

    3. straffinrun

      EMF rays. That’s unbelievable.

      1. Private Chipperbot
      2. Jarflax

        The real bastards are the IMF rays. They steal whole countries.

  38. The Late P Brooks

    Or is this merely a panic because China is burning down its inventory while American farmers die from lack of cash flow?

    I think Brazil is selling soybeans to China. I believe that’s what I read.

    1. Timeloose

      China is having its own problems. I was told to not travel to HK due to the risk of civil unrest.

  39. When is Trump going to take white supremacist terror seriously?

    The media, and Americans generally, are desperately wanting to make sense of yet another young white male mass shooter. And nothing Donald Trump has done or advocated for has remotely stemmed the epidemic of mass shootings since he took office. We should be treating online alt-right and white supremacist radicalization with the exact same seriousness with which we treat online jihadist radicalization. Unfortunately, we are far from doing that.

    After serial bomber Mark Anthony Conditt, a young white man, killed three innocent strangers in Austin, Texas, then injured a police officer as he blew himself up, the Austin police chief called Conditt’s gruesome suicide video “the outcry of a very challenged young man talking about challenges in his personal life that led him to this point”. For its part, the New York Times told readers that the Austin killer was “an intense loner who grew up in a tight-knit, deeply religious family, according to friends and neighbors”. Similarly, in its headlines, FoxNews.com reminded readers about Conditt: “Austin package bomb victim remembered as boy who ‘could have accomplished anything’.”

    There is a sharp repudiation mixed with a racialized empathy for these young white killers, and the empathy is often telegraphed through flattering commentary on their intellect and technological knowhow. This commentary echoes the early media coverage of the Columbine school shooters, avowed white racists who perpetrated the worst mass school shooting at the time, in 1999. The media marveled at the young white shooters’ “skills”. They reported on Eric Harris’ involvement with a “program for gifted and talented children” and noted that Dylan Klebold “helped maintain the school computer server. He also built his own home computer”.

    1. Drake

      Maybe after White Supremacist Terrorism begins? Both those guys were lefties.

      1. Jarflax

        so are most white supremacists.

    2. AlmightyJB

      When are retarded people going to stop conflating mental illness with ideological warfare.

    3. leon

      Stop Humanizing them!!!!

    4. Rufus the Monocled

      “Rich Benjamin is the author of Searching for Whitopia: An Improbable Journey to the Heart of White America and a senior fellow at Demos, a nonpartisan research center”

      That must be some bubble.

      1. Drake

        Sounds like Robby making a road trip.

        1. pan fried wylie

          Whitopia: An Improbable Journey to the Heart of White America, an excerpt:

          Fruit sushi wasn’t fresh, couldn’t find hair product. 1 Star.

    5. Rhywun

      When the NYT isn’t woke enough for you.

    6. B.P.

      Pointing out that some of these killers had other avenues in life is not “a racialized empathy for these young white killers”. It is the analogue to “Mohammed Atta came from an upper middle class background. Why was he learning to fly planes into buildings?”

  40. Whenever I do research, I always end up going down rabbit holes because of simple questions that don’t always have any bearing on what I needed to find out for the purpose of the story. Since this is fun, I don’t have any complaint. But after trying to work out the sort of chaff awards ATOM would give out as participation ribbons, I read up on the process for awarding the Medal of Honor. Current process appears to required two eyewitnesses. So I am wondering if those eyewitnesses needed to be on-site, or not. ie, if there was a drone on station over the action, could one or more people observing events via the drone count? Does the video made by the drone count as a witness, or mere supporting record?

    1. AlmightyJB

      I would think that video evidence alone would be sufficient since everyone who sees the video is a “witness”. My guess is that if they want to award a Medal if Honor to someone, they’re not going to let technicalities get in the way.

    2. tarran

      Air Force Technical Sergeant John Chapman was posthumously awarded the Medal of Honor based solely on footage taken by a drone.

      1. Okay. Well, then it’s not hypothetical.

    3. Tejicano

      I’m pretty sure that eyewitnesses – in the case of the MoH – don’t actually have to be there on location witnessing it. The two men awarded during the “Blackhawk Down” incident had only one other American there who was subsequently captured and released. Many others were in radio contact or had flown them in – so they knew who they were and what was going on.

  41. straffinrun

    Anyone interested in a glibs crossword puzzle feature? Got started on one today and am almost finished. Didn’t realize how much of a pain in the butt it would be. Just checking to see if it would be worth it to do more.

    1. Sensei

      In Japanese? How does that even work? I’m imagining you can use both onyomi and kunyomi readings for a ridiculously tough puzzle.

      Kidding aside – are you thinking of making it Glib focused?

      1. straffinrun

        Yeah. A few inside jokes mixed in. Maybe I’ll just post it in the comments when I’m done and see if the dogs lick it up.

      2. “Affectionate furbearing cascadian, eleven letters.”

      3. Don Escaped Texas

        Latinos and their knives

        A man went on a two-hour crime spree in Orange County on Wednesday, fatally stabbing four people and wounding two others in Garden Grove and Santa Ana.

        Anybody seen MS lately?

        1. Don Escaped Texas

          what’s this kind of mis-post called? (that needs to be in the crossword)

          obligatory: goddammit

          1. straffinrun

            Bastard! “Gilmore” was one of the answers.

          2. Ozymandias

            Does “Brooks’d” use the apostrophe? Or is it “Brooksed” in the crossword?

          3. Jarflax

            with the apostrophe it becomes Tedsed

          4. BEAM’s not a team player

            I assume “Brooksed”; the alternative assumes contraction with “did,” “had,” “would,” etc.   /channeling my inner TedS.

    2. Timeloose

      Is it a inside baseball (Glibs) crossword puzzle or more general knowledge? Either way, I’m interested.

      1. straffinrun

        A mix. Most of the hints turned out to be filthy, dirty jokes. Write what you know, amirite?

    3. Don Escaped Texas

      no abbreviations !

  42. bacon-magic

    Great links and the best question mark ever!
    Give your fluffball some pizza today. *barks

    1. Old Man With Candy

      She can’t tell the difference between you and Gojira.

  43. The Late P Brooks

    “Under international human rights law, the United States has an obligation to enact a range of measures at the federal, state, and local levels to regulate access to firearms and to protect the rights of people to live and move freely without the threat of gun violence,” the organization added in the advisory. “The government has not take sufficient steps to meet this obligation.”

    I eagerly await delivery of your sternly worded memo.

    1. leon

      “Under international human rights law, the United States has an obligation to enact a range of measures at the federal, state, and local levels to regulate access to firearms”

      The right to self defense is a human right. I’m sorry I don’t believe that every human on the planet should cower in obedience to the geographic overlord.

      1. I don’t recall there being a higher sovereign political entity than the nation-state, and there really isn’t such a thing as “international human rights law”, so, there’s that. But feel free to invite Venezuela and whoever else to come over here and try to enforce it. There’d be a renewed interest in the value of the 2A, that’s for sure.

  44. Sex Positions So Acrobatic You’ll Be Shocked People Even Attempt Them

    I’m not at all trying to suggest that sex shouldn’t, at times, be lazy, snuggly, slow or intimate. It’s an indulgence to be enjoyed—it doesn’t have to be hard work every single time. But it doesn’t have to be romantic and luxurious every single time, either. Sometimes, sex should be fast, challenging, mind-expanding. Sometimes you want to feel as intellectually engaged in the act of sex as you are physically engaged in it. And when those moments arise, nothing hits the spot like an acrobatic sex position that looks so intimidatingly impossible you can’t help but feel enticed to attempt it.

    To be clear, I am neither flexible, nor particularly strong. Most of the athletic sex positions on this list are too intense for me to even consider attempting. Still, I’m a gal with goals. And if I can dream of running a marathon (despite never having run a 5K) or doing the splits (despite being unable to even touch my toes), I can dream of dangling upside down from my boyfriend’s shoulders while giving him a blowjob. (Yes, that’s a real position on this list.)

    1. AlmightyJB

      Seems like there are much easier ways to do the exact same positions although I have no idea why you would want to do some of them. Evidently whoever came up with some of those is a woman who has no idea how an erect penis bends or rather doesn’t.

      1. AlmightyJB

        One of those massage tables that tilt the person vertically head up or feet up would be a more enjoyable method for several of those.

      2. “has no idea how an erect penis bends”

        That was my observation. At least half of those positions are impossible if you actually have a hardon. They might be possible if you had a half chubby and could force it into odd directions, but that would hardly be fun or arousing.

        1. Crusty Juggler

          You need some stronger erections. Do some HIIT cardio workouts and your rod with be as hard as a mug.

          1. I’m saying the opposite problem; if it’s at full staff it won’t bend in the directions shown.

          2. A Leap at the Wheel

            1 minute slow russian squats to warm up
            4x 3 legged push ups EMOM for 5 minutes
            40 seconds on, 20 seconds off medicine ball testicle slams for 5 minuts
            20 seconds on, 40 seconds off of peepee clamped belt squats at 75% 1RM
            15 minute LISS at 65% max heart rate

            Three times a week for two months and your tool will be like a thing of iron.

          3. Tejicano

            A paper clip is a thing of iron. I’m not sure what you’re getting at.

    2. Crusty Juggler

      ” can dream of dangling upside down from my boyfriend’s shoulders while giving him a blowjob. (Yes, that’s a real position on this list.)”

      It’s doable if you have a boyfriend with some upper body strength, which after a cursory glance at her Instagram page (Kid Loadz does his research) she clearly doesn’t.

      1. AlexinCT

        It also helps if she is not a land whale…

      2. I mean, I guess if that’s your “dream” go on and reach for the stars or whatever, but why complicate shit? I’ve never dreamed of eating a sandwich while hanging from a pull-up bar by one leg because I’m just tryin’ to eat this damn sandwich and not have to worry about a leg cramp or falling in mulch.

        1. A Leap at the Wheel

          Really? I once at a sandwich hanging upside down. It was when I we alike 8 and learned that NASA didn’t originally know if you could eat in microgravity so they got some people to hang upside down and eat a sandwich.

          1. pan fried wylie

            SCIENCE!

            (that any astronaut has survived NASA is pretty amazing. should be a medal for that.)

        2. pan fried wylie

          or falling in mulch

          Because who owns their own pullup bar, ammirite.

  45. Enjoying Thot Thursday is a RED FLAG.

    http://archive.is/WH90L

  46. The Late P Brooks

    Our SYB Baby Beanie uses universally-accepted, real science: each hat is woven with silver fibers that form a shield to block radio frequency (RF) and microwave electromagnetic fields.

    Don’t be fooled by EMF pendants, charms or neutralizers that claim to harmonize or neutralize EMF radiation without any scientific proof.

    *outright, prolonged laughter*

    Don’t be fooled by those other charlatans. We have got the magic potions and talismans you need.

    1. Timeloose

      I kinda want to buy the shirt I saw on the page. I’ll look like I’m from space in a 1950’s SciFi movie.

  47. Rufus the Monocled

    “A CBS News investigation is taking a closer look at the changes to law enforcement since the shooting death of Michael Brown in Ferguson, Missouri, five years ago. Brown, an unarmed black teenager, was killed by a white officer on August 9, 2014, leading to months of protests.”

    Out of all the controversial shootings they chose that one as a model? It was established by fact the cop did his job so why is this targeted for ‘racial bias’?

    Then they’ll wonder why their work will fail.

    1. He should’ve let brown bludgeon him to death to show he isn’t racist.

    2. wdalasio

      It was established by fact the cop did his job so why is this targeted for ‘racial bias’?

      I hope I’m wrong, but I’m almost inclined to think that the Brown incident was chosen because it was a shitty example. Take an example like Eric Garner or Philando Castile. Those would be examples a lot of white people would probably agree that the guys were victimized. But, what if pitting blacks against whites was the entire point? Well, then those would be terrible cases to focus on. Instead building racial solidarity around a guy who white people are going to write off as a criminal is exactly the means to that end.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        I don’t think you’re wrong. There’s no other rational explanation.

      2. Stinky Wizzleteats

        If you actually address the issue and mitigate the problem then how are the professional organizers and various grievance groups going to make bank?

        1. Akira

          Totally off topic, but that’s an awesome avatar choice.

          Loved that part – he’s like “see ya soon, buddy”.

      3. Viking1865

        Or Akai Gurley. Or Tamir Rice. Or Walter Scott. Or Erik Scott.

        The media absolutely chooses the ones where the cops are either in the right, or its muddied to publicize and make national stories.

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          Exactly what I was thinking? Why not Rice?

          It’s weird.

          1. Rhywun

            Because this “national conversation” was never about improving law enforcement. It’s about sowing mistrust between identity groups.

  48. Hitler Tried to Launch a Cruise Missile Attack from Submarines at the U.S.
    Facts you may not know.

    Nazi Germany was the first nation to deploy cruise and ballistic missiles in combat. The V1 “Buzz Bomb” could fly more than 180 miles powered by a pulse jet before slamming into its target. The slightly longer-range V-2 could shoot up to fifty-five miles high in its ballistic trajectory before plunging unstoppably towards the ground. Both weapons killed thousands of civilians in London and Western European cities. However, the United States remained far out of reach.

    Nonetheless, the possibility that the so-called “vengeance weapons” might be mounted on submarines and used to sow chaos along the eastern seaboard of the United States did not escape Allied commanders. After the FBI interrogated a German spy rescued from a destroyed U-Boat, J. Edgar Hoover warned Washington on October 25, 1944, that Germany was planning a submarine-launched buzz bomb attack on the United States. Supposedly, reconnaissance photos depicted what appeared to be launch rails on U-Boats penned in Norway. Two more spies, arrested in December 1944, gave similar accounts of a submarine-launched missile program. In Berlin, minister of war production Albert Speer promised that missiles would fall on New York by February.

    Most Allied commanders were skeptical that there was a genuine threat to the continental United States—save for certain leaders of the U.S. Navy. In January 1945, the U.S. Atlantic Fleet organized two coastal defense task forces that would operate from a forward base in Argentia, Newfoundland. The fleet’s commander, Adm. Jonas Ingram, warned the press of probable “robot bomb” attacks launched by a “half-dozen submarines” in the coming months.

    and later on…

    As it turned out, there were no U-Boats with missiles. The Kriegsmarine had dispatched Seewolf towards American shores to lower the pressure on its submarine operations in European waters.

    1. creech

      Yeah, like the U.S. would have surrendered if one of these missiles landed in Times Square. More likely a third A-bomb would have been built and used on Berlin asap.

  49. A Leap at the Wheel

    Isn’t the null hypothesis that the police force is full of racists pigs *and* implicit bias training is shit?

    1. I’ve never understood the thinking behind this stuff. Archie Bunker’s gonna watch a video and say, “Oh, snap, we’re NOT supposed to be racist? Shoot, and here I was all this time thinking we should shoot black kids with cell phones for no reason.”

  50. Rufus the Monocled

    Re Michelle Obama in Korean clothing. Er…..cultural appropriation? Where are all the blacks who scream such on this one?

    1. Crusty Juggler

      Throwing dice and drinking grape soda in the alley outside of a bodega?

    2. Crusty Juggler

      Perusing World Star?

    3. Crusty Juggler

      Showing up late to work?

      1. Uh oh. I celebrate black culture pretty much every day I get stuck driving my kid to daycare.

    4. Crusty Juggler

      Leering at our women?

    5. Crusty Juggler

      Hanging out on the stoop smoking a dope?

    6. Crusty Juggler

      Eating ribs and hip-hop dancing?

    7. Crusty Juggler

      Playing basketball in the park while unbeknownst to them a few of their abandoned children are fifty feet away cheerfully play on the swings?

    8. AlmightyJB

      Other than the hip-hop dancing I’m pretty much down with about everything else on this list so far. Add fried chicken, watermelon, and collard greens and I’m there with bells on.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Who can forget that woman who verbally attacked (and even assaulted by grabbing his arm) that poor white guy in a subway for having the temerity of being in dreadlocks screaming ‘cultural appropriation!’

        Or that girl who was dressed in a Chinese dress for her prom and the Twitter mob attacking her?

        Or people dressing as Indians on Halloween and all those ‘how to dress on Halloween’ rules on campuses?

        WHERE ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE NOW?

        1. Chipwooder

          The best part of the girl in the Chinese dress is that NONE of the people caterwauling about it were actual Chinese. Some reporter in China asked locals about it and they were baffled as to why anyone would object to it.

      2. pan fried wylie

        Shorter JB: Also, fried chicken.

  51. So I’m casually browsing last night’s hump day links. About a third of the way down cheese puns start appearing after UCS mentions cheese curds . . .and not one of you people thought to use “Swiss” during this exchange of cheese puns? Talk about a missed opportunity. I’m incredibly disappointed.

    1. Sensei

      Too cheesy?

      1. Try harder, that’s not that Gouda.

        1. Tejicano

          I wouldn’t say your argument has too many holes in it, but…

          1. AlexinCT

            Was this the Swiss reference?

          2. Damn . . .I was hoping we could rennit past you since this doesn’t fit the typical mold.

          3. Rebel Scum

            That pun smells.

    2. A Leap at the Wheel

      Its a cottage cheese pun outfit here. We focus on a smaller catalog of high quality puns.

      1. Akira

        People may complain about the puns, but they Edam up every time.

  52. The Late P Brooks

    The media, and Americans generally, are desperately wanting to make sense of yet another young white male mass shooter. And nothing Donald Trump has done or advocated for has remotely stemmed the epidemic of mass shootings since he took office.

    [citation needed]

    Seriously, can we sue Moms Demand Action and those other anti-gun nuts for statistical malpractice?

    1. Don Escaped Texas

      whereas the article (plaintiff’s evidence #1) gave plaintiff brain cancer

      I think you’ve got a case

    2. Akira

      Oooh, time to swap out the races in a Leftist diatribe to find the hidden racism. It’s my favorite game…

      The media, and Americans generally, are desperately wanting to make sense of yet another young white black male mass drive-by shooter. And nothing Donald Trump Baltimore politicians have done or advocated for has remotely stemmed the epidemic of mass gang-related shootings since he they took office.

  53. PieInTheSky

    Chernobyl vodka: First consumer product made in exclusion zone

    https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-49251471

    1. invisible finger

      Should have tried doing a hot sauce instead.

  54. Lachowsky

    http://imgur.com/gallery/lWk4vhi

    View from the top.

    I took some pics at work last night. Thought I’d share them with yall.

      1. Raston Bot

        where are the cannibal mutants??

        1. A Leap at the Wheel

          Holding the camera.

      1. Don Escaped Texas

        I stepped away from large equipment for twenty years and damn but what motors got tiny

        1. Lachowsky

          I haven’t dealt with small motors in 5 years or so. What I have learned-

          Small motor- run it til it dies and then replace it.

          Big motor- monitor bearing vibrations, meticulously align, regularly check for possible grounds, maintain overload integrity.

    1. Slammer

      Very cool

    2. Don Escaped Texas

      totes cool

      related: I have a very hard time with heights . . . unless I built it: I can dangle 100 feet above a slab on a structure I built with complete comfort

      1. Lachowsky

        I’m not scared of heights, I’m scared of what is holding me at them.

        That said. I was riding on an overhead crane that makes us living carrying around 60 ton ladles of molten steel. I had high confidence that it would have no trouble with me.

        1. AlmightyJB

          Yeah, I’m the same way. Skyscraper or Plane or there’s guardrails no problem. Tall ladder, edge of a cliff or roofline no thanks.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            You just gotta believe.

            https://i.imgur.com/AF7yWmo.gifv

          2. AlmightyJB

            Lol

          3. Sean

            Well…coulda been a lot worse, i guess.

    3. AlmightyJB

      Pretty cool. Do you start with iron ore or is it already extracted when you get it?

      1. Lachowsky

        100% scrap. We buy from all over and have it shipped in by rail.

        We melt it and make it back into engineered steel.

        1. AlmightyJB

          Cool. One thing I’ve always wanted to do is go out and find some iron ore, make my own crucible, and go through the whole process of make steel old school. Just for some geek fun. That whole evolution of metal making is cool to me. One if these days I’m go to try and do a foundry tour. I think the closest one we had here closed a few years back. Day late, dollar short.

          1. Lachowsky

            You could probably do something almost as fun by melting down some scrap iron and then tinkering with adding alloys to see what you get.

            Anecdote-

            I have a flintlock rifle that started malfunctioning several years ago.

            The problem was that it wasnt making spark when the carbon hit the frizzen. After doing some reading, I learned that the steel in the frizzen needed to be re-carbinized.

            After trying a few different methods, the one that worked was to heat up a pot of powdered carbon to close to liquid stage with the frizzen in it.

            This worked like a charm and the flint lock has been making spark just fine ever since.

          2. AlmightyJB

            Very cool:)

      2. Timeloose

        Do you use graphite rods to melt the steel?

        1. Lachowsky

          Yes.

          We use three 18in diameter graphite electrodes. They are hooked up to a 50 megawatt 3 phase transformer. The output voltage of the transformer varies from 450 VAC to 550 VAC depending on what tap we select.

          The three electrodes are independently raised and lowered and are electrically isolated from one another.

          We fill the bowl type furnace with scrap steel and then lower the energized electrodes into it.

          When the electrodes make contact with the steel, an arc is created between the phases through the steel.

          We use a PID algorithm coupled with a hydraulic valve to keep the electrode at a height above the steel that is optimum for maintaining the arc without overburdening the transformer.

          The process works similar to a welder maintaining an arc when running a bead.

          It’s pretty cool.

          1. Lachowsky

            HAHA!

            But, nah, I dont push buttons. I’m the guy whose job it is to make sure the buttons work when they are pushed.

          2. Pope Jimbo

            Not this?

            Cool pics Lach!

            One of the things I miss about no longer doing IoT projects is that I no longer get to go on tours of cool industrial/manly plants.

          3. Timeloose

            That’s very cool. I was at a factory that made the graphite rods. Making them is really wild as well. They extrude a telephone pole length rod of carbon black made with water and a binder, dry the water off, fire the green body in a pit in the ground using gas torches, then convert to graphite using a very high current run through the fired rod.

          4. Lachowsky

            *chuckle*

            The last job I had before I took the one I am currently in was at a plant that manufactured graphite rods for use in furnaces that melt steel.

            I spent 2 and half years in that process and the amount of energy it takes to turn carbon extractions into graphite is amazing.

            I worked on DC rectifiers that were used to push current through the extrustuons that ran at 250 VDC and 200,000 Amps.

            Also cool shit.

          5. Scruffy Nerfherder

            250 VDC and 200,000 Amps

            Industrial bug zapper

          6. Timeloose

            The carbon rod plant was the dirtiest factory I was ever in. It was built in the early 20th century.

          7. Timeloose

            Did they use a train to move the wires for the contacts?

          8. Lachowsky

            @ timeloose

            I took a shower before leaving work everyday, and then another shower when I got home.

            It helped, but I was sweating carbon dust for the entire time i worked there. That shot gets in your pores.

            It was 2 weeks after i quit that job that I no longer had to bleach the black out of the bottom of my shower.

            My wife appreciated it.

            And that plant was built in 1983.

          9. Don Escaped Texas

            I grew up in a tire town: carbon black was tracked everywhere, under ever fingernail

            Banbury is the mixer they use blending “rubber”

          10. B.P.

            I once had a summer job packing saccharine tablets. Come home, take shower, go downstairs to eat. Everything tasted like saccharine.

    4. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I didn’t know you worked at Chernobyl.

      1. AlmightyJB

        Where did you think he got his super powers from?

      2. Lachowsky

        Chernobyl is safe. Sheesh.

    1. AlmightyJB

      97 is a pretty good run.

  55. Scruffy Nerfherder

    OK, so I’ve narrowed my intermittent winsock error down to a couple of things. But I think it’s probably Logitech and their penchant for creating multiple driver suites for different products. I think they’re up to three fully separate packages now each with their own separate updating agent running in the background. Just mildly aggravating.

    1. Don Escaped Texas

      just add or reduce the kink in the choke linkage until you get a good idle for season and altitude

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        I just set my process killer to incinerate.

      2. Yusef drives a Kia

        Apples and surfboards?

      3. AlmightyJB

        I start every troubleshooting process with an increase of alcohol. That gives me a good gauge as to when to stop GAF.

    2. Tres Cool

      Have you checked the thermostat ?

    1. Fatty Bolger

      Probably want to get rid of older customers who buy a $2 coffee, then take up a table for hours while they read the paper.

    2. Rhywun

      No need:

      Danny Do, 24, who said he and his friends gets their news almost exclusively from Facebook and other social media sites

      And that is why we are doomed.

  56. The Late P Brooks

    You’re either with us, or you’re against us

    The issue of gun violence has divided Americans along political lines for decades and will continue to do so, but white extremism is jumping to the forefront of the political conversation in a new way: Democrats say it’s a crisis that needs to be addressed immediately while President Donald Trump and some pundits appear to believe there is no problem at all.

    ——

    “White supremacy has always been a problem in our American story — if not always at the surface, then lurking not so far beneath it,” Booker said at Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal Church in Charleston, South Carolina, the site of a racially motivated mass shooting in 2015 that took the lives of African Americans.
    “There is no neutrality in this fight,” said Booker. “You are either an agent of justice or you are contributing to the problem.”
    He also said the problem of racism extends beyond extremists and terrorists.
    “We must acknowledge as a country that as much as white supremacy manifests itself in dangerous and deadly acts of terror, it is perpetuated by what is too often a willful ignorance or dangerous tolerance of its presence in our society.”

    We need to unify the country by telling half the population they are evil. It could work.

    1. Fatty Bolger

      There is actually a correlation between violence and race in this country, but it’s not one that matches Booker’s thesis.

      And we’re definitely not allowed to talk about it.

      1. Akira

        And we’re definitely not allowed to talk about it.

        Or if you absolutely positively must admit it, you have to place 100 percent of the blame on white racism.

        1. Tundra

          Well, Wilson, FDR and LBJ were all white…

    2. Akira

      “There is no neutrality in this fight,” said Booker. “You are either an agent of justice or you are contributing to the problem.”

      Ya know, I distinctly remember Leftists throwing a shitfit when George W. Bush said “you’re either with us or you’re with the terrorists“. They lambasted it for being such a polarizing statement and being totally unconducive to peace.

      … But I see they’re happy to use that same argument in service of one of their causes.

      1. Lachowsky

        Bush was wrong, and so is Spartacus.

        Fuck them both. There is always more than 2 sides

    3. R C Dean

      “You are either with us or against us” generally produces more enemies than allies.

    4. leon

      As I always say. They jumped the shark calling me a white supremacist for not wanting to kill brown people in Syria. IDGAF what you call me now, because I know you’re mendacious.

  57. Certified Public Asshat

    538 Premier League Predictions

    Bold prediction of top 6 remaining the same, although I do like seeing Arsenal having a higher chance to be relegated than win the PL.

    1. PieInTheSky

      how they do last year?

      1. Certified Public Asshat

        They were close, top 6 was correct except flip Spurs and Chelsea. 2 out of 3 right on relegation.

        1. PieInTheSky

          in NBA they were not really close

          1. Rhywun

            Not surprising. American leagues are engineered to be less predictable. Salary caps, drafts, and whatnot.

          2. Certified Public Asshat

            They were wrong on Wolves being good and Fulham being decent, but most people were wrong on those two. Well except me, I liked Wolves to creep into top 10. *puts shades on*

          3. Me too. I was all-in on Wolves being competitive.

    1. Don Escaped Texas

      disarm the elderly while you’re at it and see what happens

    2. This is always my go-to argument that a single working mother should be able to defend herself against that jealous asshole ex-boyfriend who threatens her all the time.

  58. The Late P Brooks

    Sometimes a bicycle is just a bicycle

    The billionaire owner of Equinox is planning a high-dollar Hamptons fundraiser for President Donald Trump, leading to calls for a boycott of the luxury gym and its associated businesses SoulCycle and Blink Fitness.
    Real estate developer Stephen Ross — who is chairman and majority owner of the Related Companies, which oversees Equinox Fitness — will host a luncheon on Friday, according to the invitation, at which attendees will pay up to $100,000 for a picture with the President and $250,000 to listen in on a roundtable discussion.
    The Washington Post first reported the fundraiser, sparking the outrage. The news didn’t sit well with some people who frequent the gym, who assailed it as supporting a President whose inflammatory rhetoric and policies targeting people of color are out of sync with the gym’s progressive and oftentimes famous clientele.

    Wrongthink will not be tolerated.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      This will not end well.

    2. Don Escaped Texas

      I’m okay with it.

      I’m not taking side on this issue; I don’t care. But people take sides; they have choices. I don’t buy Levi’s or shop at Dick’s: they invited me to fuck off, and I did.

      This cuts both ways, no one’s exempt, and it’s behavior that’s opted into all around: markets, choices, freedom.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        The difference being that you will not go out of your way to identify, shame and revile the people who still do shop at Dick’s or buy Levi’s.

        1. Don Escaped Texas

          right

          I was overbrief with “okay with it”

          I’m okay with people spending their money any way they want for any reason they have whatsoever

          I’m also okay with people voting for idiots or watching cable news all day: also none of my business

        2. whiz

          I must admit, I have been wearing Levi’s 501s for over 40 years (same size, too!), and don’t plan on stopping now — I like them, and know exactly what I’m getting.

          I have never shopped at Dick’s, and certainly don’t plan to now.

        3. I wear Armani jeans. They fit my body like an erotic glove.

      2. wdalasio

        I get your point. But, I have to disagree. I think it is a bad trend that politics is invading every last inch of civil society. Really, I don’t know or want to know the politics of the person who makes my jeans. It isn’t my business and shouldn’t have to be. If they want to take the money I’m freely paying them and give it to Bernie, that’s their right. Just as it should be my right to donate the money I’m paid to support whatever political cause I believe in. I don’t think it’s healthy that we’re segregating into right-wing and left-wing sneaker companies or gyms or whatnot.

        1. Don Escaped Texas

          I like how you think; it’s charming and warm But you’re talking in circles.

          Really, I don’t know or want to know the politics of the person who makes my jeans.

          You can’t unring this bell. There have always been market penalties for unpopular behavior; we make them every day; there’s nothing new about biases.

          I also have never bought Armour products: they fed the Union army. Don’t care what anyone thinks about it.

          1. wdalasio

            But you’re talking in circles.

            How so?

          2. Gustave Lytton

            I also have never bought Armour products: they fed the Union army.
            Given the often extremely poor quality of provisions during the CW, can’t tell if this is a Northern or Southern supporter statement.

          3. Don Escaped Texas

            I laughed, heartily

            Along that line, my favorite Yankee remains Sherman: the March to the Sea probably saved hundreds of thousands of lives by ending the war promptly.

          4. R C Dean

            There have always been market penalties for unpopular behavior;

            Of course, but what has changed is that politics used to be much less of a thing that people imposed market penalties for. Politics was very properly kept in a box where it did not really dictate what people did in civil society.

            And dragging it out of that box and into every single fucking interaction people have with each other is bad. It erodes the ability to have good faith differences of opinion and to tolerate others you disagree with. Its divisive, and its divisive about something that history tells us can lead to social breakdown and violence. It is a development for the worse, and I’m not comfortable just shrugging it off.

    3. PieInTheSky

      do the gyms have sufficient power racks? at least one?

      1. Raston Bot

        yeah but some dude is doing ten sets of curls in it right now so wait an hour.

  59. Suthenboy

    Oh FFS. I am already trying to heal up from being chewed to pieces. This morning I am making some teriyaki beef, biscuits and egg for my wife and I slip with the knife while cutting the beef. WTH? I haven’t cut myself with a kitchen knife in a couple of decades. Middle finger, left hand. Fucking thing won’t quit bleeding. It takes no effort and half of a second to be a dunce.

    1. Akira

      I hate that shit. Nothing like having blood gushing out of your finger that won’t stop and also having a half-butchered chicken that still needs to be cut up the rest of the way.

    2. Don Escaped Texas

      I was never coordinated, but I’ve always used good technique.

      As I age, however, my ability to make my fingers obey technique ebbs, though; which seems unfair: I shouldn’t get hurt by something that I knew better than and way doing my best to avoid in the best way there is to avoid it.

      1. Suthenboy

        Yeah, I knew better but I let my focus on what I was doing lapse. I got lazy and paid the price.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          ^^ I did that a couple of weeks ago. Was turning a saw chain for fit without gloves on and my fingers slipped.

      2. AlmightyJB

        I have problems cutting myself when using nitrile gloves in the kitchen. I don’t know if it’s a tactile or visual issue. I use them if I’m going to be handle raw chicken or hot peppers to cut down on hand washing because I have really dry skin already.

    3. Tundra

      I do it all the fucking time. It’s a running joke in the house and it’s why I keep a variety of bandages nearby at all times.

      Too fast and too sharp is a bad combo for me.

      1. Pope Jimbo

        Explains why you like hanging out with me? Slow and dull.

        1. Jarflax

          You think he likes hanging out with you?

    4. Lachowsky

      Pressure, time, and patience makes the bleeding stop.

      Oddly enough, it only takes patience to keep from cutting yourself in the first place.

      2 cents, old man

      1. Timeloose

        +1 chicken livers to stop the bleeding.

    5. PieInTheSky

      Nasty. The worst I cut my finger was also the dumbest. I was washing a knife and was holding it blat up while rubbing a sponge on it

    6. Rufus the Monocled

      You’re a danger to yourself! BUY A HELMET!

      1. RED FLAG!!!!!!!!!

    7. Tres Cool

      I did the same just last week.

    8. R C Dean

      After that happened to Mrs. Dean we got some clotting powder for the first aid kit.

      Holy fuck, that shit hurts like hell. Works, though. I’m blanking on what its called.

      1. PieInTheSky

        in Romania the classic things to try is either a lot of salt or scrape some whitewash from a wall to the wound

        1. Gustave Lytton

          Must… resist…

          1. PieInTheSky

            Many men have that struggle

          2. Jarflax

            Don’t gender xem!

      2. A Leap at the Wheel

        Quickclot. If you have the stomach for it, the military tests were recorded and put online. They they took pigs and cut their femoral artery. They dumped Quickclot on some, and they all lived.

        I have some in my range bag.

        1. PieInTheSky

          was there any truth to using ehm tampons on wounds in the military ?

          1. A temporary one?

        2. We all got to see that in Combat Lifesaver training. those hemostatic bandages have saved a fair number of lives.

      3. whiz

        We have a styptic pencil that helps things like that. Any good pharmacy should have one.

    9. I buzzed off part of my middle finger with a grinder. Liquid band-aid for the win.

      Also tore off part of a thumbnail while chipping at loose paint. That took a long time to heal up; taped / glued the nail on until it was long enough to cover the soft tissue underneath.

      1. Don Escaped Texas

        does this guy actually know any French ?

        I’ve never been told non ever.

        I’ve been told oui! as in allas klar: “yes, and we will make it so”

        and I’ve been told oui: if I were you, I would want that same thing as well, but we’ll see if you get it

        but never an outright non

        1. Don Escaped Texas

          goddammit une seconde

    10. PieInTheSky

      Anyway Suthen remember chick dig scars

      1. Suthenboy

        If wasn’t married they would love the hell out of me.

    11. Pope Jimbo

      When I was a kid (14?), my parents and sister went on a trip and left me alone a couple days. I went to a local gun show and some guy was giving a demonstration on how to really sharpen your knife.

      I ran home and sharpened the shit out of my deer knife. Then (because I fucking love science) I decided to run some experiments that included cutting open golf balls. While conducting the experiment I got distracted and the knife proved how sharp it was by cutting right down to the bone of the main knuckle of the index finger on my left hand. Pretty gruesome. My first thought was that if I didn’t get off the carpet my mom was going to kill me when she got home.

      Once I was off the carpet, I wrapped the finger up in a rag and decided that this was enough of an emergency to warrant me driving the car to the ER. When I got to the ER I had to tell them that a) I’m a kid so I don’t have any ID, b) my parents were out of town and c) sure they left a phone number but that is back at my house. They laughed about how boys get up to hijinks when left unsupervised and put in 8 stitches and sent me home.

      I can only imagine how much trouble I would be in if one of my kids showed up at the ER with a big cut and told them he had no idea where I was.

  60. The Late P Brooks

    Samantha Bonizzi, a spokesperson for Equinox and SoulCycle, told CNN, “Neither Equinox nor SoulCycle have anything to do with the event later this week and do not support it. As is consistent with our policies, no company profits are used to fund politicians.”

    By refusing to give money to Democrats, they are undermining democracy!

    1. Raston Bot

      not condemning is supporting

      1. Rhywun

        the personal is political

    2. whiz

      As is consistent with our policies, no company profits are used to fund politicians.

      They’re considered an expense instead?

      1. R C Dean

        Yeah, that caught my eye. Why specify “profits” when the impression you hope to leave is “funds”?

        I suspect because company funds are, in fact being used to support politicians.

  61. Tundra

    So, so late today.

    Fucking real life…

    Good morning, SP, and all the rest of you seekers of the Truth.

    Questions?

  62. The Late P Brooks

    In a sign that the uproar may not be limited to boycott threats on Twitter, Equinox was added to a list of companies to boycott by Shannon Coulter, a self-described consumer advocate who manages Grab Your Wallet, a protest group that targets companies that support the Trump administration.
    She said she was adding the company to her list Wednesday morning and encouraged supporters to contact Related Companies. Their demand: “Cancel the Hamptons fundraiser. After that, it will only be possible to be removed if Stephen Ross is no longer with Related Companies.”

    Here’s an idea: buy him out. Get all your social justice warriors to pool their resources and buy all Ross’ stock. They are all rich and successful. Then, when you have actual ownership and control, you can make decisions about business practices and use of corporate resources. That seems fair.

  63. The Late P Brooks

    I don’t buy Levi’s or shop at Dick’s: they invited me to fuck off, and I did.

    I bought another pair of Levis a few weeks ago. They’re right across the aisle from the gun counter at Murdoch’s.

  64. PieInTheSky

    What is the secret to living to be well over 100 years old? It seems that in the US the trick is to have been born just a few years before your state introduced properly documented birth certificates

    https://twitter.com/kjhealy/status/1159055303746424832

    1. leon

      “They’ve buried the lede.

      Apparently modern life doesn’t allow this sort of longevity, because there has not been a single supercentenarian born for over a century”

      Lol

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Not really the brightest bulb. She walked right into that one.

      1. R C Dean

        Let’s see, the exchange went:

        Pence: “Spend more time on your knees than on the internet”

        Who Cares: “Who’s going to tell him?”

        Lewinsky: “Def not me.”

        I’m not wading into that sewer to find out, but here’s hoping someone replied to her “Can’t tell him anything when your mouth is full, amirite?”

    2. Rhywun

      The ladies on “The View” said the former governor of Indiana has a “mental illness” for talking to Jesus.

      OK, I don’t talk to Jesus myself but are they really this self-unaware?

      1. R C Dean

        I have no doubt that they believe Christianity is a mental illness.

        1. Rhywun

          “Now do Allah.”

        2. Scruffy Nerfherder

          But statutory rape is totes ok.

      2. 0x90

        which part of THE View did you not understand?

        1. Rhywun

          All those hens talking all over each other? I don’t understand a damn word of it.

    3. Raston Bot

      ha good one. i can appreciate a little self-deprecating humor.

  65. PieInTheSky

    So maybe this was covered but is the daily bonnet

    https://twitter.com/dailybonnet

    A stand alone satire thing or is it a parody of babylon bee?

    1. 0x90

      edgy mennonites apparently, who knew

    2. Raston Bot

      there’s some real gold in thar.

    3. “‘Bigfoot’ Revealed to be a ‘Mr. Friesen’ from Altona”

      1. hahaha
        Goldmine of Discarded Gospel Records Discovered at Local Thrift Store

        Dozens of discarded vintage gospel records were discovered at a local Self-Help this week. The titles ranged from “Music of the Mennonite Church” by the Men’s Chorus at First Mennonite Church in Berne, Indiana to the epic concept album “Because He Lives” by the Goertzen Family and a rare first pressing of “O Be Joyful” by the Morden Bergthaler Men’s Choir.

        “I can’t believe people are donating these albums! Hipsters would go crazy for this stuff,” said local record collector Stephen Wiens, tossing dozens of albums into his shopping cart. “Oh, my gosh. They’ve even got ‘I’m Gonna Sing’ by the Mennonite Hour Men!”

        Wiens says that Mennonite gospel albums are really hot right now, with prices skyrocketing on eBay.

        “I’ve seen these albums go for twenty, thirty or even forty cents online,” said Wiens. “And something really rare, like, say, CMBC’s masterpiece ‘Songs of the Abundant Life’ can start a bidding war!”

        Wiens believes the resurgence of interest in old musty gospel albums has to do with the younger generation’s pursuit of anything “authentic.”

    4. BEAM’s not a team player

      A stand alone satire thing or is it a parody of babylon bee?

      A mashup of both, from a Canadian perspective, it looks like. Almost makes it worth getting a Twitter account for.

      Hey, hey! I said almost!

      (Thanks, Pie!)

  66. The Late P Brooks

    “Experts” “agree”

    It’s no mystery why such research has lagged. In 1996 Congress eliminated most federal funding for gun safety research and passed a provision known as the Dickey Amendment that prohibited the use of federal money for anything that could be construed as gun control advocacy.

    ——

    There is much that we do already know about guns. Experts tend to agree, for example, that prohibiting violent criminals from buying guns and expanding background checks would go a long way toward curbing gun violence. It’s also clear that states in which guns are more tightly regulated have fewer gun-related deaths than those with laxer gun laws; guns tend to make a home less safe, not more so; and more robust gun regulation can curb the suicide rate. (The vast majority of gun-related deaths in the United States are from suicide.)

    But it would be helpful if policymakers and the public had more data on which policies and procedures reduce gun-related deaths, which factors contribute most heavily to gun violence and what motivates people to buy guns in the first place. Also needed: reliable, comprehensive data on the number of guns in circulation and the people who own them.

    Whycome them no fund muh hobbyhorse?

    Don’t call it a “national gun registration program”. That sounds nefarious. Just say the information is desperately needed for important academic research. You fucking love science, don’t you?

    1. invisible finger

      The first time I tried the “experts agree” thing on a Freshman term paper in high school, the teacher deducted 20 point from my grade. Guess she wanted serious writing rather than namby-pamby “journalism”.

    2. Chipwooder

      prohibiting violent criminals from buying guns

      Which they already are prohibited from doing. Next.

    3. Gustave Lytton

      Oh, I know. Make it a mandatory census question.

    4. kbolino

      he Dickey Amendment that prohibited the use of federal money for anything that could be construed as gun control advocacy

      Of course, the Dickey Amendment should not have been necessary, because the Second Amendment already exists. That the government cannot expend its finances to advocate against the rights of the people should be plainly obvious. The Congress and the People have the power to amend the Constitution, and that is the avenue by which such things must be pursued. The establishment has spent 150 years “pragmatically” compromising the meaning of the fundamental charter that establishes the government’s right to exist in the first place, but then turn around and wonder why (some of) the people think there’s a conspiracy afoot.

      1. kbolino

        Depending on one’s view of the handling of the Whiskey Rebellion, it might be closer to 225 years than 150.

    5. Raston Bot

      prohibiting violent criminals from buying guns

      IS ALREADY A FUCKING LAW

      expanding background checks would go a long way toward curbing gun violence

      no, this is false. here’s the section at wikipedia on Universal Background Checks that links to the two most recent studies showing that UBCs don’t impact firearm homicide or suicide rates:

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universal_background_check#Effectiveness

      It’s also clear that states in which guns are more tightly regulated have fewer gun-related deaths than those with laxer gun laws

      first, what a mealy-mouthed way to word it. no mention of rates. and second, Chicago and Baltimore.

      guns tend to make a home less safe

      if you dig deep enough through the links, then you end up here at this correlation-is-causation! pile of vomit: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/more-guns-do-not-stop-more-crimes-evidence-shows/

      more robust gun regulation can curb the suicide rate.

      this one is possibly true b/c Red Flag laws may actually stop one firearm homicide or suicide for every ten confiscations. which obviously pisses in the face of due process and spins the whole “It’s better that 10 guilty men go free than one innocent man be wrongly convicted” on its head.

      1. kbolino

        this one is possibly true b/c Red Flag laws may actually stop one firearm homicide or suicide for every ten confiscations

        Given that a “red flag” confiscation is inherently being done under the assumption that the individual in question is dangerous, and modern day police cannot figure out anything smarter than barging in when the individual is home, the police are likely to kill or injure as many as they might otherwise save. But then all right-thinking people will just double down on how obviously dangerous that person really was and how good it is the police have removed them as a “threat”.

      2. R C Dean

        It’s also clear that states in which guns are more tightly regulated have fewer gun-related deaths than those with laxer gun laws

        I find that hard to believe, even as an absolute number rather than a rate. Much also depends on how they categorize states into the “more or less tightly regulated” box.

        It includes suicide with homicide, so maybe that’s it. If so, then it further depends on the unproven assumption that fewer guns = fewer successful suicide attempts. Which I doubt is true, because I think people who are serious about killing themselves tend to choose guns because they know they work, and will find something else that works.

        1. kbolino

          When you look at it on a county-by-county basis, the trend reverses (see: Simpson’s Paradox). The state stats are likely skewed by examples like Texas and Florida where the state has lax(-ish) laws but there are still large urban areas with comparable crime rates to other large urban areas.

          1. kbolino

            Hell, just look at this Wikipedia page and sort the table by either total gun murders or gun murder rate and you can see that the gun ownership percentage is all over the place. Granted, gun ownership is only a weak proxy for the laxity of gun laws, but it’s at least a well defined measure.

            Delaware, for example, has the lowest gun ownership rate of the 50 states but the 5th highest gun murder rate. On the other side, Idaho has the 3rd highest gun ownership rate but is in the bottom quartile for gun murder rate.

    6. WTF

      It’s also clear that states in which guns are more tightly regulated have fewer gun-related deaths than those with laxer gun laws

      Illinois and Vermont say hi.
      Whycome nobody fund my obvious falsehoods masquerading as ‘research’?

      1. kbolino

        There is a correlation, but it is weak and it is only at the state level (at the county level, the correlation is inverse and stronger). This is the problem with modern-day “research” as it is extremely simplistic and thus prone to basic methodological problems, but gets repeated ad nauseum until it becomes accepted truth.

  67. The Late P Brooks

    what has changed is that politics used to be much less of a thing that people imposed market penalties for. Politics was very properly kept in a box where it did not really dictate what people did in civil society.

    We all recognize the importance of punishing the Papists for their evil apostasy. Why not Republikkkins?

    1. PieInTheSky

      meh. depends how it’s done. could be funny

      1. AlmightyJB

        Yeah, AHS did a parody of the post election nuttiness and it was pretty funny really.

    2. Raston Bot

      that guy has unbelievably shitty trigger discipline.

    3. Rhywun

      Flip the politics and watch Twitter swoon all over it.

    4. Timeloose

      I watched the trailer. The “deplorables” are the heroes. This was done in the 30’s with The Most Dangerous Game. This was respun in the 90’s with ICE T in the Most Dangerous Game. Everyone needs to STFU and take partisan chill pill.

  68. wdalasio

    OT: Holy Shit! I didn’t ever think I’d see a David Goldman piece that I didn’t think was total crap. But, this one was actually pretty good.

    1. Rhywun

      I don’t know who that is but his take is more accurate than anything you’ll see in MSM.

      1. Chipwooder

        He used to write a column under the name “Spengler”. Instapundit linked to him a lot.

  69. Don Escaped Texas

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/president-trump-looking-very-seriously-at-granting-leniency-to-former-gov-blagojevich-he-was-treated-unbelievably-unfairly/ar-AAFwH3U?li=BBnbfcL

    New York Times correspondent Maggie Haberman reported Trump’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner, urged the president to pardon Blagojevich, and aides got Trump to agree instead to commute his sentence.

    Blagojevich has served more than seven years of his sentence, following his 2011 conviction for, among other things, trying to sell an appointment to the U.S. Senate seat once held by Barack Obama before he was elected president in 2008.

    How do you even pick which Illinois governor to pardon ?

    1. R C Dean

      *resurrects internal debate about whether to supplement the M1A with an AR platform*

      Goddammit. I don’t want to spend thousands of dollars on new guns this year, but damned if these fuckers aren’t pushing into it.

      1. Sean

        I’m still not worried.

        But if you are, no one would fault you for buying a couple stripped lowers & mags. Just in case.

        1. R C Dean

          Well, there’s a lot of Republicans, including some who surprise me (Crenshaw? Really?) who are joining the thundering herd for more gun control.

          While it now looks like the Dems are heading for a catastrophic internal break-up, if the Repubs are stupid enough to cave on gun control, I could easily see a Dem-controlled federal government after the elections. Both Houses and the Presidency. If that happens, then I think its catastrophic internal breakup on the Repub side, leaving the Dems essentially unopposed in their “fundamental transformation” of the country.

          1. Raston Bot

            all it takes is one gun nut libertarian and the GOP is back to the wilderness.

          2. AlmightyJB

            It’s almost like neither side wants to win.

          3. kbolino

            There’s a lesson in all this about political organizing. The NRA achieved its greatest success as a focused, non-partisan, single-issue organization. When they lost focus, picked sides, and talked about a bunch of unrelated crap, they started losing. Being as corrupt as most large nonprofits didn’t help either.

          4. Rebel Scum

            Crenshaw? Really?

            That surprised me as well. Didn’t he do a long speech in favor of 2A?

      2. AlmightyJB

        Well if it’s anything like the last ban, there isn’t much to worry about unless you had your heart set on a bayonet lug and flash suppressor. Can’t hurt to spend a Benny on some high-cap mags though. AR and SR.

  70. R C Dean

    Interesting argument that post-modernism strips meaning from people’s lives and leaves them atomized and isolated (which is associated with suicide and suicidal killing sprees).

    Not sure I buy the last leap, since I’m not convinced there are more suicidal killing sprees now than before post-modernism triumphed in our culture.

    I do think that collectivism cheapens the value of life, since it strips it of uniqueness and makes people a commodity. If your identity is one of millions of fungible [insert race] here, then what’s the big deal with one less of millions of fungible meat units?

    1. wdalasio

      As I said above, I’m surprised it came from Goldman, it’s well above the quality of most of his work.

    2. AlmightyJB

      Well I certainly agree that people struggle with lack of meaning and purpose. That’s one of the reasons guys like Peterson are so popular. But I would say post-modernism is a symptom of this not the cause. Nietzsche talked about this problem long before post-modernism stemming from the death of God. How does man find meaning and purpose when he is a speck in space and time. The increase in urnbanization over the last century has seemed to exasporate this. Many people seem to feel more isolated despite being surrounded by more people and being more connected. Lost in a crowd I suppose. I would not at all connect mass shootings to this phenomenon. We’ve always had psychos. Sure mental illness can be negatively fed by the same problems that infect the sane, but for a psycho if it wasn’t this thing, it would be another. That’s why it’s important to identify them and help them early. This happens everytime. People want to seek a reason why these things happen. There is no reason beyond a broken brain.

      1. R C Dean

        Well I certainly agree that people struggle with lack of meaning and purpose.

        And always have. But the culture used to provide some more robust options for and support of meaning and purpose. Now, the dominant culture is actively hostile to it, other, perhaps than to the extent you are a member of a tribe and your meaning and purpose comes from conflict with other tribes. This has always been a source of meaning in people’s lives, but now it seems like the only source of meaning that gets much support from the dominant culture.

        But I would say post-modernism is a symptom of this not the cause.

        I think it creates a positive feedback loop for toxic belief systems.

        1. invisible finger

          Sometimes I think the tribalism stems from over-systematization of nearly everything. You can’t even stop for a quick hamburger without having to go through a 6-panel touch screen which sounds quick and easy until you fat-finger something and then spend 3 minutes trying to correct it. Shit winds up being convenient for the worker and exhausting for the customer.

        2. AlmightyJB

          Certainly the left took post-modernism (which was not terrible in and of itself, at least in it’s original points) to it’s most absurd lengths which is of course what you would expect them to do. Craziest crazy gets the crown.

      2. robc

        The increase in urnbanization

        More of an increase in suburbanization. Rural living has decreased, either way.

    3. Fatty Bolger

      Seems like that claim is made for every generation.

    4. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I don’t blame postmodernism specifically for creating the ills, but I do blame postmodernism for doing absolutely nothing to rectify them. There’s no solace whatsoever in that philosophy.

      For those who are not religiously inclined (and for some that are), Stoicism offers far more assistance.

    5. Chipwooder

      I don’t necessarily buy into all of his arguments, but it does address something I say to people wailing about guns, something to which they respond either by shutting up or by screeching angrily about everything but my question: there have always been a lot of guns in this country, but why do we now have so many people who set out to randomly kill as many people as they possibly can? Why is contemporary American society generating such people?

      1. AlmightyJB

        We’ve touched on this before but maybe the same reason we had all the serial killers in the 70’s and 80’s. Copy cat psychos.

        1. Tundra

          I think the over the top media coverage is a component as well. Notoriety is a helluva drug.

      2. Fatty Bolger

        Do you know of an easier way to become famous, and get your name on Wikipedia?

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Donate to Trump and post it to Twitter?

          1. Fatty Bolger

            That will just get you unpersoned.

  71. R C Dean

    Lord save me from more pointless virtue signalling. In this post on how everyone’s taxes, including Trump’s, should be confidential, the author throws in the ritual proclamation of virtue, which does not advance his argument at all:

    Let me be clear: I have no sympathy for Trump and oppose virtually everything he has done as president.

    Sure, buddy, you can cling to your belief that you are still a member of Polite Society, but if you aren’t offering full-throated support of every single attack on Trump, you’re gonna get drummed out.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      “To be sure…”

      Say what you mean and mean what you say. Eliminate the unnecessary.

      Words of advice that I don’t follow enough when communicating.

    2. Rhywun

      I’ll let it pass in this case. Without that clause, the leftist mobs would tear him apart. With it, he at least stands a chance of being taken seriously by some of them. This is the world we live in now.

    3. kbolino

      oppose virtually everything he has done as president

      He hasn’t overthrown the Constitutional order nor even exceeded his predecessor’s penchant for pushing the limits of executive authority, and when he comes close the courts usually smack him down and he changes course. Even if you don’t like his policy initiatives (which are a mixed bag), this is as hyperbolic as people who said “everything Obama does is out of hate for this country” or somesuch.

    4. robc

      The other option is true voluntary taxation, but with everyone’s donation published. Social pressure can cause you to increase your donation. Or not.

  72. The Late P Brooks

    Let me be clear: I have no sympathy for Trump and oppose virtually everything he has done as president.

    So say we all.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Everything must be political. Everything.

      1. 0x90

        If you have 2 televisions, but them opposite ends of the house and tune one to a talking-head politics show, and the other to football commentary. Now, put a little cotton in your ears, go to the middle of the house, spin around a few times, and then try to figure which end is which.

    2. Rhywun

      The vibrant and intertwined community in El Paso and Ciudad Juárez shows how off-base the president’s claims about immigration are.

      Yeah, El Pasosays “give me some more of that vibrancy”.

      1. R C Dean

        They’ve pretty much made “vibrant” a euphemism for “shithole”.

      2. Chipwooder

        Somehow I don’t think tying Juarez into the story undercuts Trump’s “illegal immigration increases violent crime” spiel.

        1. R C Dean

          Haven’t checked, but it could be the only city on this continent worse than Chicago.

  73. The Late P Brooks

    “not what mourning means”

    “We all mourn the mayhem Trump has brought forth upon this once great land.”

    None of the thousands and thousands of mass murders would have happened if Hillary had won that election.