Thursday Morning Links

Stuck in Dallas working today with a terrific head cold, completely locked up sinuses and a sore throat.  Good times! Oh, and it’s started raining outside.

Almost here…

Man City were held to a draw ahead of their mega-clash with Liverpool this weekend.  Juventus, Bayern and PSG all won their group early. Links like we have to wait for the others to shake out.Ohio State topped Cincinnati in college basketball, which is still being played a couple weeks too early for me to really get into it. And your winners on the ice were St Louis and the New York Rangers. That’s it. Those were the only two games they had on the schedule. In the whole league.

The Goden Age of wrestling

Marie Curie was born on this day. As were sociopath Leon Trotsky, writer Albert Camus, the Reverend Billy Graham, singer Joni Mitchell, knuckleballer Joe Niekro, wrestling legend King Kong Bundy, actor Jeremy London, Navy SEAL Marcus Luttrell, and child actress fuckup Dana Plato.

That list pretty much sucked. But I can’t control the past. So let’s look forward to…the links!

Twitter employees are working in the wrong profession. They were supposed to be doing IT or driving for a career federal politician.

Coming to LA soon…for $50k (probably)

San Francisco and Los Angeles: take note. Just kidding. They’ll go the other way and start putting up cots…to the tune of $50,000 a piece.

DUDE!  Too much information!!!!! Seriously, there’s no reason the world needed to know this.

That’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for her.

Now, let’s revisit all the people convicted in his courtroom. Also, this should free him up to get involved in Kamala Harris’s campaign, seeing as that was also her M.O.

Adios, asshole.

Thanks for the apology. Hope you enjoy hell.

Carrying on for the week…

That’s all I got. Sorry if they were weak, but I feel like ass.  Have a great day.

Comments

534 responses to “Thursday Morning Links”

  1. PieInTheSky

    Stuck in Dallas working today with a terrific head cold, completely locked up sinuses and a sore throat. – go to a mavericks game maybe you will feel better. Otherwise not much one can do with colds…

    1. Nephilium

      You know there’s easier to find (and cheaper) sleep aids then the NBA, right?

      1. Rhywun

        Not if the game is on TV.

    2. I’d rather stay sick.

    3. The NBA sucks. Sorry, Pie, but it’s true.

      1. Slammer

        1980s NBA was awesome, downhill ever since

  2. PieInTheSky

    Twitter employees are working in the wrong profession. They were supposed to be doing IT or driving for a career federal politician. – must be that social justice thing at work here

    1. AlexinCT

      Oh, I am certain that’s the motivation with these tards. Nothing says social justice more than repressive governments that want to make sure citizens follow an enforced moral code.

  3. PieInTheSky

    San Francisco and Los Angeles: take note. Just kidding. They’ll go the other way and start putting up cots…to the tune of $50,000 a piece. – I am sort of split on such laws but generally oppose them… I mean as long as they are not aggressive or something

    1. Yeah, when the entire sidewalk is impassable and there’s a turd sundae with hypodermic needles for sprinkles in the gutter where you’re forced to walk around it…we may have a problem.

      1. Tonio

        That’s some poetry right there, Sloop.

        1. That’s the NyQuil talking.

          1. Tonio

            Your chemical muse.

          2. leon

            Name of a colab band?

      2. leon

        Speaking of impassable, at the gym and some retard 17 year old is doing situps in the middle of the walkway.

        1. RBS

          OK Boomer

          1. Enough About Palin

            Leon is Boomer Esiason?

        2. Not Adahn

          Since you said “retard 17 year old” and not “17 year old hottie” is must have been a him.

          1. leon

            Of course. as a walked past him there was a big old weightlifter trying to get passed, and our eyes met, and we had that unspoken but knowing exchange of “Damn, What an asshole”.

            Should have stepped on the kids nutsack

          2. AlexinCT

            Why the fook is that kid not is school?

          3. leon

            I go to the Gym in the Evenings.

        3. Enough About Palin

          That reminds me of being at the Mall of America twenty years ago and this family of tourists put down a blanket and had a picnic lunch in the middle of the aisle.

    2. Drake

      Las Vegas is funded by rubes walking down the Strip giving away their money. No way are they going to allow bums to chase off the tourists.

      When I lived there you would see people panhandling at underpasses a few blocks off the the strip, but never on the strip itself – I assumed the cops and casino security wouldn’t allow it.

      1. Nephilium

        When I visit, you’ll see a couple of panhandlers at the underpasses, usually one posted up at the top of the escalators by the people bridges (these ones are usually doing something like selling bottled water at $1 a bottle), and one about midway on the people bridge. I think the most shocking thing I saw on the strip once was some guys running the classic three card monte scam. They had people dropping $100 a shot on it. This was in sight of half a dozen casinos, where they’ll at least give you free drinks for playing something with better odds.

      2. leon

        Las Vegas is funded by rubes walking down the Strip giving away their money. No way are they going to allow bums to chase off the tourists

        Las Vegas talking about the dirty streets of San Fransisco is a bit of Pot/Kettle. You think you won’t find needles on the ground in Las Vegas? And there are certainly dissease ridden people standing on the street. She’s just called Ginger.

        1. Nephilium

          Hell, just walk a block off the strip in either direction. Fasted change from safe and touristy to keep an eye out for everyone I’ve ever encountered. Then things get less sketchy as you get further away from the strip.

          1. Drake

            When I lived there in the 90’s, North Las Vegas was the ‘hood to avoid.

          2. Nephilium

            Never been out that way. When we’re there it’s for vacation, which usually means the Orleans, the strip, and downtown. Taking shuttles or Uber/Lyft between the places. The quick drop off in safety I noticed was one time when I walked from the strip to Ellis Island Brewery, where they’ve tried to freeze time in the 70’s. The beers are mediocre, but are also under $3 a pint.

    3. A Leap at the Wheel

      Sidewalks are walkways for travel, not parks.

  4. PieInTheSky

    That’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for her.

    nigga please as some would say… or are we talking hard R?

  5. PieInTheSky

    Now, let’s revisit all the people convicted in his courtroom. Also, this should free him up to get involved in Kamala Harris’s campaign, seeing as that was also her M.O. – in Romania at least not nearly enough bad judges get kicked off the bench. It is a major issue.

    1. OBJ FRANKELSON

      Nah the abuse of power and denial of due process was just a pre tense. The really reason for his removal was the fact that he made a whamen uncomfortable one time. Which, in current year, is rape.

  6. Atanarjuat

    I suspect TI’s daughter has simply been taking a backdoor route to the same location.

    1. Don’t be an ass.

    2. leon

      Stop. She doesn’t deserve to be the butt of your jokes.

      1. pistoffnick

        I believe the correct term is intergluteal cleft

        The things I learn on this chat room…

        1. AlexinCT

          Gonna pop that bitch in the “intergluteal cleft”…

          I guess it grows on you….

      1. Also, the same location? Does she have a fistula?

        1. Pat

          You’re over analyizing the joke.

          1. Where’s SIV when you need him?

    3. Atanarjuat

      Wow, I really got reamed for that one.

      1. Fourscore

        Story sucks, man

        1. Bobarian LMD

          These puns are getting corny.

          1. ChipsnSalsa

            We should flush them out better before posting.

    4. Slammer

      Hey where did we go
      Days when the rains came
      Down in the hollow
      Playin’ a new game

    5. *NARROWS GAZE AT ALL O’ TE*

      1. Jarflax

        That would be Vos, you don’t pluralize pronouns in Latin by adding “all o’”

    1. Tonio

      Wow, they aren’t even pretending anymore. Over/under until cattle cars and camps?

      1. AlexinCT

        This is one of the biggest boons the left sees in government control of healthcare. Being able to deny those that will not conform and comply with the leadership class’ mandate, is punishable by loss of access to crappy care.

    2. Pat

      It’s almost like the entire system is a poorly concealed route to totalitarianism.

      1. AlexinCT

        I don’t think it is poorly concealed at all. Heck, they have no fear admitting this is one of the most important results they hope to achieve by taking over healthcare.

    3. But they make sure the medical needs are met As quickly as possible and then they remove them.

      I may be thinking way outside the box here, but it would almost seem like the best way to get timely care in a British hospital is to start calling the female staff whores as you walk in.

      1. I wonder what exactly that means.

        If you come in having a heart attack, we’ll shock you back into rhythm but not look for a root cause? Do they even bother trying to diagnose someone, or just give them meds to cover up symptoms and shove them out the door?

        Even if that’s not the case right now, they’ll soon be keeping lists of “racist” patients and turning them away at the door. Mark my words.

        1. AlexinCT

          Feature, not anomaly…

      2. Atanarjuat

        That’s genius, although I’d go racist rather than sexist.

        Unless you’re Tommy Robinson, in which case you’re strongly advised to seek all medical care in the USA.

        1. Unless you’re Tommy Robinson any person in the UK, in which case you’re strongly advised to seek all medical care in the USA.

          FIFY!

    4. Timeloose

      Non-Woke Octogenarians hardest hit. Grampa called the doctor a Chinaman again.

      1. Fourscore

        Us Woke Folk address them Orientals properly, out of politeness. Thems is all chinks

        1. Sensei

          Randy: [sighs] I’m sorry, I-I don’t speak Asian, but… um, oh uh, oh, y-yao, yaoi. Yaoi, yes? Boizu rabu. Huh, how does that work?

          Tweek x Craig/Script

    5. Have they seen No Way Out (not the Costner one)?

  7. PieInTheSky

    Now I will take a 10 minute break waiting for other people to show up.

    1. Tonio

      Pace yourself, big guy.

      1. PieInTheSky

        I AM NOT THAT FAT OKAY. I just had a few bad years

  8. leon

    I didn’t know Alicia Keys was black.

  9. RE: TI.

    I get his desire to look out for his daughter but:

    1) How about private conversations about sex with her instead of creepy, intrusive medical shit?
    2) What the fuck are you thinking broadcasting that to the media?

    I haven’t been following this, but I’m assuming the fembot Twitter army is already drawing and quartering him.

    1. Atanarjuat

      A bunch of Nuyorican coworkers have similar attitudes toward their daughters, apparently unaware that this is almost guaranteed to ensure they go through a whore phase at some point.

      1. Slammer

        Those guys are always super protective of their own daughters, yet have no problems creeping on and fucking other guys’ young daughters.

        1. Brett L

          You can see why they are so protective… they know there are creeps out there!

        2. Fourscore

          And is she isn’t virginal, what is his plan? I’m guessing the Doc, if he is really one, gives the young lady a little wink and pronounces her fit.

        3. Gadfly

          That’s basically the default of human nature, if it hasn’t been curbed by cultural pressure.

  10. Scruffy Nerfherder

    “So I say, ‘Look, Doc, she don’t ride no horses, she don’t ride no bike, she don’t play no sports,” he said, BuzzFeed reported. “Just check the hymen, please, and give me back my results expeditiously.’”

    He also informed the podcast hosts, as well as their listeners, that “as of her 18th birthday, her hymen is still intact.”

    “Her asshole, however, is worn out and needs a tightening.”

    1. Chipwooder

      She don’t like salami, she don’t want pastrami
      She don’t want no chicken, she don’t want a roast
      She just wants a double dose of my
      Beef beef beef, beef bolonga

        1. pistoffnick

          I love ya baby but all I can think about is
          Kielbasa sausage, your buttcheeks is warm.
          I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
          My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
          Now get it on!

    2. cyto

      There is no way that story is real.

      Not the rapper part. The planned parenthood response. Too on the nose: “Virginity is a social construct?”

      Come on! You gotta try harder than that….

  11. Raven Nation

    Funny story for Sloop: my wife is house-sitting for some friends who are grads of TTUN. She purchased an OSU flag and has attached high up on the roof where they will be able to see it coming up their driveway but won’t be able to get it down. We’re looking forward to the texts of outrage that should start turning up when they get home on Saturday.

    1. Your wife is doing God’s work, Raven.

  12. Atanarjuat

    As if her murder wasn’t sad enough, earlier that day she’d been hanging out and squabbling with an Aryan Circle prospect and meth cook named “Murgatroyd”.

    1. Jarflax

      Heavens!

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Democracy under siege

    If America is the world’s leading democracy, why doesn’t it act like one? If America is the world’s leading democracy, why does it make it so difficult for some of its citizens to vote?

    As Barack Obama said last year: “We’re the only advanced democracy that deliberately discourages people from voting.” Few people outside America – and many who live here – are aware of how US states explicitly suppress the votes of people of color, students and poorer communities.

    Our year-long series The Fight to Vote will draw national and international attention to voter suppression, and will put voting rights at the very heart of the Guardian’s 2020 election coverage. After all, what’s the point of covering an election if so many people are prevented from participating in it? Strict voter ID laws, poll closures and voter purges are all techniques used by states to deter, discourage or deny certain communities from casting their vote. And these are states with a terrible history of voting discrimination.

    This voter disenfranchisement is not done by accident, but by design.

    America has an inglorious history of a white, male establishment trying to restrict access to voting as a way of preserving its power base.

    It’s still happening.

    ——-

    You don’t have to take our word for it. Here’s what New York University’s Brennan Center, the foremost non-partisan organization devoted to voting rights, said earlier this year: “Over the last 20 years, states have put barriers in front of the ballot box – imposing strict voter ID laws, cutting voting times, restricting registration, and purging voter rolls. These efforts, which received a boost when the supreme court weakened the Voting Rights Act in 2013, have kept significant numbers of eligible voters from the polls, hitting all Americans, but placing special burdens on racial minorities, poor people, and young and old voters.”

    This is why America performs so poorly in international rankings of “electoral integrity”

    Just what I needed. A lecture from monarchists about democracy, neither of which is applicable to the constitutional republic which is the United States of America.

    Restricting the vote to citizens is totally heinous.

      1. Rhywun

        They really are one of the more brazenly dishonest outlets out there. Just one lie after another.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      One need only examine the voting process in any Democrat Machine city to know our electoral process is as corrupt as any third world nation’s.

      1. Drake

        I voted this week in NJ by simply scribbling my name on a line. I assume I also voted in Los Angeles since I was once registered there.

    2. Pat

      One of my best friends is from Canada and was absolutely stunned when I told him you don’t have to show any ID to vote in the states. He has to take 2 forms of ID, one of which must be a photo ID, when he votes. I guess the Canadian darkies are just more privileged or something.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Yup. In Canada, prove who you are with an ID.

        One of the few things we get right up here.

      2. Rebel Scum

        You have to present ID in some states, Virginia for instance.

        1. Sensei

          The new legislature will likely get around to quickly fixing that!

          1. Rhywun

            Yep – when NY went one-party this year, they already had a package of bills ready to pass to guarantee voter fraud – “early voting”, “vote by mail”, etc.

          2. Sensei

            Vote early! Vote often!

    3. leon

      “states have put barriers in front of the ballot box – imposing strict voter ID laws, cutting voting times, restricting registration, and purging voter rolls.”

      Call me crazy, but maintaining the integrity of voter rolls is a profoundly pro-democracy thing. If on three other hand, you wanted to subvert democracy, you would ensure that there were no checks to who votes.

      In other words what they are saying is if America is Democratic “whycome my ideas don’t win?!”

    4. “why does it make it so difficult for some of its citizens to vote?”

      How exactly?

      “deliberately discourages people from voting”

      Again, how exactly?

      “purging voter rolls”

      Getting rid of ineligible voters is literally slavery.

      Also: again, if showing an ID to vote is too difficult for you, you don’t deserve a say in how the country is run.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Is the right to vote or the right to move freely without government permission more important?

        Because I now need super-special federally approved ID to get on a fucking plane.

      2. leon

        Yeah. The Dems lean hard on the “racisim!!” angle for this, but it’s obvious that you have to be able to ID who is voting and that they are eligible.

      3. AlexinCT

        Actively working to prevent fraud hurts the marxists come election time…

    5. PieInTheSky

      I have people in the office loudly claiming that voting should be compulsory … I just keep my mouth shut.

      1. leon

        You will be free citizen!!!

      2. Rhywun

        Only if “none of the above” is an option. Better yet, the top one.

      3. Jarflax

        I would find it hard not to point out that voting used to be compulsory, it was eating that was optional.

    6. Drake

      Monarchists lecturing a Republic on democracy.

    7. Chipwooder

      Why doesn’t anyone ever point out the unstated implication of their silly rants: that black people are too stupid to obtain a photo ID?

      1. leon

        I don’t even get the stated premise. Why is it so bad to make people show they are who they say they are?

        1. kbolino

          The honest argument I’ve seen is that getting an ID is difficult: it costs money and time, and it may require paperwork you don’t have (birth certificate, social security card, utility bills, etc.). Every citizen resident has the right to vote (and, in some jurisdictions, every non-citizen resident too). By requiring an ID, you are imposing an extra burden on those citizens who can’t easily get one and thus, potentially, denying them their right to vote.

          The problem with this formulation is twofold. The first is that the premise is purely theoretical; besides the fact that everybody and their brother already has a government ID of one sort or another (you can’t do much without one), there’s all these organizations out there that help people get to the polls. They wouldn’t hesitate to provide money and time to help people who can’t easily get an ID get over that hurdle.

          The second problem is that it reinforces the notion that there cannot be integrity controls on the electoral process. The right to vote is not so hollow as to mean you simply drop a piece of paper into a box and then the process is complete. The votes in each contest have to be counted, honestly and accurately, and they should not be undermined by fraudulent or ineligible ballots. The degree to which this is a serious problem is difficult to assess as they are deliberately not measuring it. “Voter fraud doesn’t exist” is the circular justification used to never investigate whether it happens or not.

          1. Chipwooder

            Also, most if not all states requiring voter ID offer a free ID that’s acceptable for voting purposes.

          2. kbolino

            Yes. That’s probably necessary to avoid the courts calling it a “poll tax” by another means.

          3. AlexinCT

            I need an ID that is far more onerous to get just to buy alcohol, to drive a car, to get to fly on a plane, or to be able to carry a constitutionally allowed firearm, to name just a few instances, and they fucking have no problem making any of these as onerous as possible. But for some reason – the left needs to be able to cheat at the polls for those not fast enough to catch on to the reason – asking someone to provide proof that they can vote, is undemocratic? Seriously?

          4. I know there are some instances of people voting without ID, but the larger problem is ballot harvesting by DemOps who show up with boxes of ballots without having to verify the “people” who “cast” them were legit registered voters whose identification had been verified.

            Voter ID is a problem. But it’s small potatoes compared to ballot harvesting.

          5. R C Dean

            Ballot harvesting is just the next logical step from mail-in voting. If you wanted to blow a hole in election security, you could hardly do better than dropping a ballot for every single voter in the mail, and then counting the ones that get mailed back. There is absolutely no chain of custody, no way to verify that any ballot was actually cast by the person it was sent to, without interference of any kind.

            The only difference between mail-in voting and ballot harvesting is that the latter generates less business for the post office.

            Paper ballots, only on election day, after showing photo ID, with absentee ballots available only at designated places, being picked up in person after showing a photo ID and signing an affidavit that you will, in fact, be out of the jurisdiction on election day. That’s a more secure system for voting.

            Of course, you still need to address the post-vote handling and counting of ballots.

          6. The Pandora’s box of corruption was opened when MN let Al Franken steal a senatorial election when someone “found” box after box of ballots in the trunk of their car and they were allowed to be counted. It’s been downhill since and Team Blue knows it, which is why they’ve pushed for more and more unverifiable voting being legalized.

            Many states, and to a large degree presidential elections, are completely fucked now.

          7. AlexinCT

            We found this entire van full of boxes of votes that break 99% (like in third world dictatorships) for team blue! Nothing to see here, and who cares if voter turnout is over 130%!

        2. Rebel Scum

          who they say they are

          And are voting in the proper place. You should only get one ballot in one location.

      2. cyto

        Look, how else are you going to get to 100% turnout?

    8. kbolino

      The UK used to have pretty tight controls on electoral registration as well. It’s unclear to me if they still do, as the laws were changed somewhat recently. Northern Ireland requires ID at the poll and re-registration yearly with ID and proof of residence. Furthermore, Obama’s statement is either vacuous or wrong; lots of “advanced democracies” apply stricter controls on the vote than the United States does.

      There has not been a serious campaign of voter suppression since the 1970s. And, since the National Voter Registration Act of 1993, you can’t be denied at the polling place even if you’re not registered: you get a provisional ballot instead and directions on how to get it recognized. Moreover, the media is never able to find any of these voters who’ve been kept from the polls. It’s always abstract numbers of names removed (a name is not a voter), and nonsensical claims of “racism” because apparently the MVA/DMV doesn’t let black people get IDs.

    9. Rebel Scum

      If America is the world’s leading democracy, why doesn’t it act like one?

      Because it ain’t one.

      why does it make it so difficult for some of its citizens to vote?

      It doesn’t. It is actually far too easy.

      Strict voter ID laws, poll closures and voter purges

      Something something election integrity. And what do you mean poll closures*? Should the polls remain open until the Democrat wins?

      *I know what they really mean, but I doubt it is a real problem.

      1. Drake

        voter purges

        Taking dead people and people who moved off the rolls = PURGE!

        1. kbolino

          Even if they’re removing people who haven’t voted lately, they’re still just names on the roll. You can still go to the poll and cast a provisional ballot. And, if you’re not sure if you’re still registered because you haven’t voted recently, you can just register again. There’s no harm in re-registering.

      2. kbolino

        I know what they really mean

        I don’t. Are they closing polling places without notice? Are they changing the locations of them at the last minute?

        1. Rebel Scum

          I figured it meant closing places previously used so there are fewer locations farther apart. But every precinct has to have a polling place. So it should be no biggie.

          1. kbolino

            Ok. I don’t know the specifics, but I wouldn’t be all that surprised that there’s more going on there. If the polling place was in a school, and the school got closed down due to lack of attendance, so too would the polling place.

          2. Rebel Scum

            So not voter suppression but “voter suppression”.

      3. kbolino

        People spend so much time and print wringing their hands over all this that they could just spend helping people to register instead.

    10. A Leap at the Wheel

      In Minnesota, you need to fill out a document with intrusive questions, submit it to your local police, then wait up to a year to see if they will permit you to vote. That gives you a 1 year eligibility to vote, and then you need to redo it all over again. You can get a special 5 year pass, but it requires about a $100 fee to the sheriff, an even more intrusive background check, and a bullshit fee to a state-regulated cartel that usually runs about $100.

      Its bullshit that a constitutionally protected right is hidden behind this tangle of paperwork, forcing you to raise a red flag for extra attention by law enforcement, etc. This is what real vote suppression looks like.

    1. AlexinCT

      Tramp stamp part deux?

  14. From the sidebar of the Chronicle article:

    https://www.chron.com/news/article/Victims-of-Mexican-slaughter-were-from-NXIVM-14814764.php

    First they were Mormons, now they’re sex cult members. Just remember, no matter what, they mostly likely deserved to be tortured to death.

    PS: This is the first I’ve heard about the guy grooming young girls (though I’m skeptical of anything reported on it); however, aside from that previously it was all adult women voluntarily entering into these arrangements. Why exactly is this guy facing life in prison? Sure it’s kind of weird, but I never did see anything in the original stories indicating he did anything illegal.

    1. Nephilium

      Because any form of coupling that makes some people uncomfortable should be illegal. Now go to your feelies, and enjoy the orgy porgy.

    2. leon

      Reporting on this has been absolutely atrocious. My thoughts are that it is for two reasons. 1. It validates Trump’s narrative of the dangers posed by Mexico on the border. 2. People cannot accept tragedies occuring to innocent people, so they have to concoct some reason as to why it was ok this happened.

    3. Slammer

      When MS-13 and other violent illegals come to America, they are just as human and American as everyone else.

      But being a religious American in their country gets them deservedly slaughtered, raped, and burned alive.

    4. A Leap at the Wheel

      Am I reading this right. This family that was tortured and killed live in the same town where people where also victims of sexual predictors? That’s supposed to make me feel less empathy for this family? Is that the take away?

  15. Deep thought of the day:

    You know those sex abuse/rape trials in which the victim has to pick the perp’s penis out of a lineup? How do they find the control dicks? And I assume that the dicks need to be erect. Do they give them a shot or something?

    1. Further: Do the control dicks get paid? Would that be a type of “sex work”?

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Seeking a new career?

        1. I think I have a pretty nice one if I do say so myself, but I’m not so sure I’m ready for it to be associated, even peripherally, with criminal dicks. I have to maintain my penile integrity.

          1. Count Potato

            Also, what if they pick yours?

          2. blackjack

            You’ll end up in a penile institution.

          3. AlexinCT

            Meaning you will have to exist on a diet of penises?

            Bubba (Q’s new cell mate when he enters cell): You wanna be the mama or the papa?

            Q: I want to be the PAPA!

            Bubba: Well come over here and suck mama’s dick….

          4. Not Adahn

            Being a violent criminal is some women’s fetish, so you’ll have that going for you.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        My eleven-year old niece says Dwight reminds her of me. “He’s funny like you.”

        Gee… thanks.

    2. PieInTheSky

      I really don’t see how recognizing a dick is of any use. I would not see this as any sort of valid evidence in a serious trial.

      1. Pat

        IIRC the cops literally molested some 17 year old kid to get pics of his dick for a kiddie porn charge where he sent his underage girlfriend nudes.

    3. I believe Coach Brackett covered this in Porky’s.

      https://youtu.be/AFpsRr0WjDE

    4. Shpip

      There’s always a chance of an incriminating mark.

    5. The Last American Hero

      They do give them an injection, but it’s just a little prick.

    6. A Leap at the Wheel

      There was a case a few years ago where an underage kid was sending dick pics around. Cops arrested him and forced him get an erection so they could photograph it. A few years later, the cop forcing the kid to do this was arrested for either CP or child sexual abuse. I would find a link, but there’s no way I am going to search for that.

  16. Rebel Scum

    The violent death throws of a doomed campaign

    Harris said for voters, “Justice is on the ballot in terms of the corruption of this president and his administration. There is no question, I think, for many of them and many of us that we have a criminal living in the White House. But it is also issues of economic justice. He said he was going to take care of working people but yet in America almost half of American families can’t afford a $400 unexpected expense. Reproductive justice is on the ballot, a big issue in Virginia and around the country. And they want leaders who are going to reflect the priority around giving women their constitutional right to make decisions about their own body. So there were a number of issues. But I’ve seen is Democrats and even some Republicans who are voting for Democrats have decided they’re fed up, they want leaders who are going to respect their rights but also lead and address some of the problems that are long-standing that Donald Trump has failed to deal with.”

    She continued, “I intend to fulfill my constitutional duty and obligation, and I will be there for as long as it takes in the United States Senate during the impeachment trial. And frankly, I think that everyone who is a member of the United States Senate including the leader should also fulfill their constitutional duty which means to make sure this process has integrity, that it is not motivated by politics and that it is a truth finding and truth seeking process.

    Now do self-defense.
    Then why are YOU running?
    Sure.
    LOL…

    1. ChipsnSalsa

      The self delusion is strong with this one.

    2. R C Dean

      I don’t see how any Senator running for President can participate in the impeachment trial. Talk about a conflict of interest. Here’s hoping McConnell forced them to recuse.

      1. A Leap at the Wheel

        Ha. That’s hilarious.

    3. Contrarian P

      ::flips through copy of constitution::

      Nope, still can’t find that right to make decisions about one’s own body.

      Now I believe we should be able to do with our bodies as we wish, but it’s not in the damn constitution. It’s like asserting constitutional rights to ass sex and a free pony. Hopefully mutually exclusive.

      1. ChipsnSalsa

        Anything not delegated to the fed in the constitution is off limits to the fed.

        1. Contrarian P

          Indeed, reserved to the states or the people I believe is the phrasing. But it’s not a “constitutional right”, unless you’re prepared to assert that anything not listed is in fact such a right.

          1. leon

            But it’s not a “constitutional right”, unless you’re prepared to assert that anything not listed is in fact such a right.

            I do think that. Something doesn’t have to be expressly “granted” in the constitution for it to be a right of the people, and i will believe that regardless that judges can’t read the 9th or 10th amendment.

          2. kbolino

            This is true, but it is important to understand that the 9th and 10th work together. The 9th says the lack of enumeration is not sufficient cause to deny or disparage rights, and the 10th says the powers not given to the feds are given to the states, and the powers denied to the states are given to the people.

            So, the states have the power to restrict the sale of contraceptives, or to ban abortion, as it is a power not given to the feds and not denied to the states. However, the exercise of such power cannot be solely upheld on the fact that “the people have no such right”. The people may not have it as an enumerated, but the lack of it is not a sufficient justification.

          3. Jarflax

            Not “given”, RESERVED! The word was used deliberately because the framers recognized that rights are inherent and not granted by Government.

          4. ^This. It’s not even an item of libertarian faith or anything, it’s the text of the document. In fact, it is in a sense specifically enumerated, as regulating the control of one’s own body (whatever that means in the context) isn’t granted to the states or the federal government.

            Of course, the reason this is tricky territory is because we’re not talking about getting tattoos or even cutting your own finger off, for instance, but abortion, and the issue then becomes whether or not the baby (or fetus, or whatever) has the same rights as the mother.

      2. Jarflax

        9th Amendment says hi

        1. ChipsnSalsa

          The what now?

          –last 150 Supreme Court judges

          1. ChipsnSalsa

            strike my attribution and replace with

            last 120 years of Supreme Court judges

    4. Does controlling your own body include taking as many opioid pills as you choose to?

      1. Contrarian P

        Hell no, Ted. Controlling your own body consists of doing what your betters have decided is good for you.

    5. Contrarian P

      Also, how in the hell is it the job of the president to put $400 cash in everyone’s pocket for unexpected expenses? Since when does the executive appropriate money? Since when does he decide tax policy? Is she actually this stupid or does she just believe her audience will just lap it up like mindless drones?

    6. Rhywun

      Good thing she can’t post her lying lies on Twitter any more. Wait… what?

    7. Rufus the Monocled

      Kamal totes believes in individual rights as it relates to the Constitution. Sssssure. See that shed over there with the dog in it? Kamala: Yeh, his name is Cujo. But don’t worry he won’t bite.

      “almost half of American families can’t afford a $400 unexpected expense.”

      Now that’s a doozy. If that’s the case, there’s a bigger problem in American society and it won’t be fixed by this little tyrant. If half the people can’t save $400….then it’s time to just shut down the country. Even I, as a foreigner, have more than that saved in USD.

      It’s over Kamala.

      Here’s a Kleenex. Clean up.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        For the sentence structure Natzees: Kamala: “See that shed over there with the dog in it? Yeh, his name is Cujo. But don’t worry he won’t bite.”

      2. Rhywun

        If that’s the case, there’s a bigger problem in American society and it won’t be fixed by this little tyrant

        Yep – most Americans don’t save.

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          Like Canadians.

          In any event, why should they? IT’S HOARDING.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    Tactical maneuvers in the Senate

    “The bill I will introduce today will expand the whistleblower act [and] would be made retroactive so Edward Snowden can come home to live in his own country. All he did was expose that his government was not obeying the Constitution,” Paul said.

    Hirono objected to dropping the Democratic resolution and passing Paul’s bill.

    “My colleague’s bill was just dropped on my lap literally just now. I certainly haven’t had a chance to read through the bill,” Hirono said.

    She added that she was “flabbergasted” by a provision in Paul’s legislation that would apply the Sixth Amendment to impeachment proceedings.

    Paul derails Democrats’ empty grandstanding, introduces a substantive bill. Outrage ensues.

    What sort of monster would want Sixth Amendment protections to apply to the President?

    1. Rebel Scum

      I certainly haven’t had a chance to read through the bill

      Since when does that matter? You have to pass it to find our what’s in it.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Hirono can read?

      1. Sensei

        日本語幹事だけだ。多分。。。

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU’RE SAYING. PLEASE SPEAK MORE CLEARLY.

          1. Sensei

            Neither do I apparently. I meant to overwrite two of those characters, but appended them instead…

  18. Raven Nation

    Some (preliminary) good news from across the pond. Three years ago, cops in England tased a former football who died. One of them was charged with murder this morning: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-50333081

  19. 30 minutes have elapsed and you know what that means.

    http://archive.li/rsWx3

    It’s time for Thot Thursday!

    1. prolefeed

      24 and 39 are in my wheelhouse.

  20. Rhywun

    Which one of you is this?

    1. AlmightyJB

      The lengths some people will go to avoid an honest days work never ceases to amaze me.

      1. Drake

        Look at the House Democrats for a prime example. Have they passed a bill this year that has anything to do with their party’s platform?

        1. Sean

          Let’s hope they don’t.

    2. Lazy ass can’t even put an ounce of work into a convincing fall.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Also-

    Hirono’s po-faced objection that she can’t vote on a bill she has not read is just precious.

    1. dbleagle

      Since it is not a demonstrated fact that Mazie can read at any level above “See Spot run. Run Spot, run!” I assert that she shouldn’t vote on any bill or motion.

    1. leon

      At first I thought that was one person.

      1. I would not be able to help being impressed if that were the case. That would be raping 16 people a day for 10 years. Talk about stamina.

        1. R C Dean

          STEVE SMITH BLUE HELMETED WARRIOR OF LOVE . . .

          1. Jarflax

            STEVE SMITH HELMET A TASTEFUL PURPLE, AND BY HELMET MEAN…

        2. That’s like a blue helmet version of Wilt Chamberlain.

      2. Sensei

        +1 Magic Johnson

    2. AlmightyJB

      He found something, but I’m sure he’s always looking for diddle opportunities. Although he may have moral objections to working for UN.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Sounds like a perfect opportunity to defund the whole thing.

      1. Are you kidding? They clearly need MOAR MUNNY for education, training and various sexual harassment bureaucrats.

    4. Breet Pharara

      STEVE SMITH APLLY FOR UN JOB ONCE. HE NOT GET IT. HE CALLED OVERQUALIFIED

    5. Rhywun

      Cover-up? We’ve been hearing about this for years. Nobody gives a shit.

  22. PieInTheSky

    New Carlsberg Danish Pilsner, rebrewed from head to hop. Has the person responsible for the old brew been dealt with? Probably.

    https://twitter.com/CarlsbergUK/status/1133393610718818307

    1. AlmightyJB

      Good for a chuckle.

      1. Drake

        Heh. I enjoyed that guy’s Netflix movie. “Polar” (I think).

    1. PieInTheSky

      In Bucharest cops tend to camp in some of the safest low accident places because it is a good place to give speeding tickets without much hustle.

    2. Contrarian P

      I’m shocked, shocked I tell you to find out that a government program doesn’t achieve its stated aims. Next you’ll tell me that anti-poverty programs haven’t eliminated the poor from amongst us.

    3. ChipsnSalsa

      https://foxbaltimore.com/news/city-in-crisis/mayor-young-hopes-colder-weather-will-keep-gang-members-inside

      I was assured by NPR that Baltimore was an awesome city that all would want to move to.

      1. Rhywun

        “I’m hoping with the colder weather, they will stay inside, watch TV and help kids with homework.”

        LOL. That is a man with a plan!

        1. Fourscore

          Global Warming number 1 cause of crime.

  23. Rebel Scum

    Larry Elder: White Supremacist

    Former Attorney General Eric Holder complained about the fact that black kids are suspended and expelled from school disproportionately more compared to their population in a given school. Holder attributed it to racism. But the disproportionate suspensions occur irrespective of the racial composition of the school board and irrespective of the race of the principal.

    Michelle Obama also inadvertently offered another reason for “white flight.” During the 2008 campaign, “60 Minutes” interviewed her and Barack Obama. Correspondent Steve Croft asked Michelle whether, given the possibility that Barack Obama could become the first black president, she feared for his safety. “I don’t lose sleep over it,” she replied, “because the realities are that … as a black man … Barack can get shot going to the gas station. … So, you know, you can’t make decisions based on fear and the possibility of what might happen. We just weren’t raised that way.”

    Isn’t Michelle Obama conceding that some neighborhoods are more dangerous than others? Chicago is about one-third black, one-third white and one-third Hispanic. Yet, in the last 365 days in Chicago, blacks have been 55% of all homicide victims. And what about violent black-white interracial crime? According to the FBI’s Bureau of Justice Statistics, in 2018, there were about 600,000 such instances. In 90% of them, the perpetrator was black, the victim white.

    What about the quality of schools? To avoid her local public school, Michelle Obama spent almost three hours a day busing to a high school that her family felt offered her a better future.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      in 2018, there were about 600,000 such instances. In 90% of them, the perpetrator was black, the victim white

      They’re just getting reparations.

    2. leon

      “Holder attributed it to racism.”

      That was his MO at the justice department.

    3. Drake

      Maybe he should get a job teaching at a high school in Detroit?

  24. PieInTheSky

    GDP per Capita in Europe in 1890 (in 2017 $)

    https://twitter.com/BrilliantMaps/status/1191833821227966464

    1. Drake

      Might explain why the Euros are so keen to prevent the Brits from leaving.

  25. Sensei

    Today’s WSJ

    LVMH’s Fortunes Glisten in Stock Market
    Market cap tops $222 billion, placing luxury-goods maker among Europe’s most valuable companies

    Paywall

    Keep in mind LVMH makes luxury goods. I’m 99% of their stuff is trinkets. alcohol or high end clothing.

    (Full disclosure I own and love my Zenith Chronograph. However, it was purchased before LVMH acquired them.)

  26. Pat

    This piece kind of touches on what I was saying the other day about how libertarianism turns of normies and ends up attracting degenerates in a self-reinforcing cycle. Some of it is nonsense, but this part is a good encapsulation of that point, which I think is interesting:

    The paradox of libertarianism is that it depends upon cultural capital it cannot replenish.

    1. Viking1865

      “by libertarianism’s official indifference to family formation, moral instruction, drug use, and other social factors essential to the development of citizens capable of flourishing in a libertarian regime.”

      The destruction of the family, the degeneration of morals, and the spread of drug use is a result of government policy, not in spite of it. When you subsidize bastard children and when there’s a raft of welfare for the undeserving poor, as opposed to the deserving poor, this results in societal decay and decline.

      “Furthermore, because it has no place for economic solidarity, libertarianism sabotages itself economically as well as socially. The doctrinal imperatives of open markets and (often) open borders deny the existence of any national “We the people” who ought to be considered in economic policymaking. Libertarians cheer the “creative destruction” of the global market’s economic devastation of communities and regions”

      Again, these things were caused by government. The American worker is vastly more productive than a foreign worker. But the shackles of taxation and regulation, particularly the green insanity, mean its cheaper to produce overseas. Particularly with the massive US Navy policing the sea lanes and prepared to land Marines if any foreign government decides to nationalize the American factories.

      Brown and gray type industries didn’t die a natural death in the Rust Belt, they were killed by the unions and their government cronies. There’s a shitload of car plants all over the American South, manufacturing Japanese cars in right to work states paying a middle class wage to American workers, in America. Japanese executives sitting side by side with good ol boys at the Little League ballpark.

      Usually its leftists trotting out this bullshit “We’ve tried libertarianism, it doesn’t work” articles. It’s very disapointing that The Federalist is pushing this drivel.

      I’ll tell you what: Demobilize 90% of the Army and half the Navy, light the Federal Register on fire, shut down the welfare state, fire 90% of the federal civil service and change the tax code to something smaller than 50 pages. Do that for 20 years, and then you can blame any existing social problems on the libertarians.

      1. Pat

        I did warn you some of it was nonsense. I do think there’s a valid criticism buried in there about libertarianism’s inherent cultural relativism, and not-so-occasional open hostility to traditionalism though. Even if it’s a benign sort of indifference rather than hostility (it tended more towards the former during the Cold War and much more towards the latter since), it has the effect of alienating the sort of people who contribute the most to actually making society function and attracts the sort of people whose social dysfunction further alienates the normies. It’s an issue I’ve been contemplating since I left my farewell diatribe at Reason and a big part of the reason I no longer really use the label ‘libertarian’ self-referentially. I’ll take the word of the myriad libertarians who tell me I’m not one because I’m uneasy about institutionalizing amorality.

        1. A Leap at the Wheel

          #metoo

          These days, it seems like both libertarians *and* socons have forgotten that there are and should be mechanisms outside the state to develop the moral fabric of a community.

          Me, you, and Trshy should start a club.

          1. leon

            Hey Fucker, I’m in that club too!

          2. *cut to scene of trashy engaged in large genderfluid orgy*

            Wha… Oh… Yeah, traditional values are important!

            In seriousness, though, I’m a big believer in the butterfly effect when it comes to downstream consequences of government social action. I don’t think we’d even recognize a united States where the excesses of the progressive Era didn’t happen. Much for the better, some for the worse.

        2. Viking1865

          There’s definitely a “cool kid” streak in libertarian circles, but I personally think that a libertarian polity looks a lot more traditionalist then the current American society.

          Things like unwed motherhood, a slothful and wasteful approach to education, massive bureaucracy both corporate and public, the sucking parasite of the legal sector, all these things exist because of government, not in spite of government.

          I don’t think the State has institutionalized amorality, I think the State has institutionalized a leftist moral code. Amorality would be some kind of true UBI or negative income tax, or a laissez faire government. When the State is funding unwed mothers and giving more money for each bastard child, when the State continually pumps money into a failed educational establishment, when the State is debasing the currency, strangling entrepreneurship, and massively distorting the marketplace, the State is actively assaulting traditional society.

          I mean look at the work week alone. In 1820 people worked sunup to sundown 6 days a week. In 1920 the 40 hour workweek was pretty established. But in 2020 we’re still looking at a 40 hour workweek. The efficiency gains have been gobbled up to feed the tax monster. I’d bet in Libertopia that you see single breadwinner households emerging, or a split shift model where dad works the morning and mom the afternoon, because they can raise a family on one salary provided they get to actually keep what they earn.

          1. Pat

            Practically nothing I’d disagree with there. I should probably be more choosy with my phrasing. I don’t mean to imply that I wish for the state to be the arbiter of morality either. I’m of the “there shouldn’t be any legal prohibition on drugs and prostitution” bent. What I’m uneasy about is the banishment of traditional morality from the public sphere by fiat, whereby it’s not enough merely for vice to be legal, but it must not be the subject of public censure either. Or for example judges’ religious affiliations being held to disqualify them from serving in public office, or teachers being barred from displaying religious personal effects, or the annual hullabaloo about nativities and menorahs on public grounds. When you make displays of the general moral sentiments of a community taboo or even illegal the message resonates throughout the community and the moral sentiment itself dies, leaving you with a theoretically free but morally bereft and sterile community where the only systemic avenue for addressing those issues becomes the default secular institution – government.

            I think there’s a tendency for mainline libertarian thinkers and policy hacks to tolerate (or even sometimes champion) the excesses of the left because libertarianism belongs culturally to the left.

  27. Nephilium

    For people in NY, I provide some good news from Tuesday’s elections.

  28. PieInTheSky

    Today is the anniversary of Russia’s commie revolution and tankie twitter is lit…

    https://twitter.com/communist_au/status/1192335701829812227

    https://twitter.com/puerto_rojo/status/1192422313515507713

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Puerto Rican+Greek Marxist Leninist. Bisexual. He/Him. 22. Death to imperialism, patriarchy, and fascism!

      Got news for you buddy, sodomy was considered a capitalist decadence and expressedly outlawed in your favorite totalitarian state. Punishment included reeducation and the gulags.

      1. PieInTheSky

        Well in the New Socialism that is Yet To Come The Gay will be in Charge and no evil thing shall Happen.

        1. Jarflax

          That was what Ernst Rohm thought too.

    2. Chipwooder

      which ended the exploitation of man by man

      It’s actually true, because kulaks and wreckers aren’t actually human, so it’s perfectly acceptable to exploit them.

      1. PieInTheSky

        They had it coming. They had it coming. They only had themselves to blame.

  29. Rebel Scum

    Because you knew it was coming.

    Speaking Wednesday morning, Gov. Northam said he plans to reintroduce eight bills he says will “save lives in Virginia,” including universal background checks, bans on assault weapons as well as extreme risk protective orders, also called a red flag law.

    “Virginia spoke and we’re going to listen and we’re going to take action,” Gov. Northam said.

    Following the deadly shooting in Virginia Beach in May, Gov. Northam called lawmakers back to Richmond for a special session on how to prevent gun violence. After 90 minutes, it was adjourned by Republicans who then tasked the Virginia State Crime Commission to evaluate the proposals.

    House Speaker Kirk Cox, who won his reelection last night, as well as other members of GOP leadership called the special session an “election-year stunt.”

    The commission is expected to meet next week, ahead of lawmakers returning to Richmond to decide what to do with the legislation.

    When asked about his expectations for the special session later this, the governor said he is “willing to work with them.”

    Leftist never fail to propose constitutionally dubious laws that would do nothing to prevent crime generally and/or address a specific crime with specific circumstances.

    1. PieInTheSky

      Well yes it was obvious. Good luck to em what can I say?

    2. Fukn hell, I really don’t want to spend my bonus on artificially inflated guns.

      1. PieInTheSky

        Buy a California compliant cork gun

      2. Rebel Scum

        I was trying to think of what I should pick up if anything at all. I have a Palmetto black polymer rifle already so I don’t feel the need to buy one. Would an SKS fall under an AWB?

        1. Fourscore

          No, 2nd Amendment. Comes with an attached 10 round mag, 30 rd unattached need a little work to work. Some folks say Russian rather than Chinese, YMMV.

    3. Sensei

      VA will be looking to MA and NJ for pointers on many things, guns, taxes, public policy…

      As Drake mentioned a day or so ago NJ used to have no sales tax in the early 70s.

    4. Chipwooder

      This state is headed straight for the gutter. I’m guessing I’ll feel compelled to move away within 5 years.

      1. Drake

        I knew people who moved to VA to escape MA and NJ. They have to be going crazy.

        1. R C Dean

          Or, they finally got what they have been voting for all along. People who leave high regulation, high tax states often vote for higher taxes and more regulation. Because they are stupid.

          1. Drake

            I’m sure there are those kinds of carpetbaggers there, but there were hardcore conservative gunnies.

            I used to read this guy’s gun blog – he “escaped” from MA to VA.

    5. leon

      Remember that time Gov. Northam addmited to wearing blackface, but then said he wasn’t sure he was in that picture cause he might have been in the KKK outfit?

      Sounds about right for a guy who wants to take guns away.

      1. Chipwooder

        Remember when Lt. Gov. Fairfax was accused of sexual assault by multiple women? Credibly accused, I dare say?

        Every single Virginia Democrat is a power-hungry hypocrite. Fuck every single last one of them.

      2. Rebel Scum

        Remember when Governor Klan Meeting said that an infant could be born and kept comfortable while the doc and parents decided whether or not to kill it?

    6. Rhywun

      If VA is anything like NY, that’s probably just the tip of the iceberg of lefty bills they’ve been sitting on for years.

    1. AlexinCT

      LORD OF THE COCK RINGS!

      Go Dildo Teabaggins!

      1. Enough About Palin

        Harry Pooter

  30. The Late P Brooks

    A true American hero

    The woman who gave “the finger” to President Trump’s motorcade was elected to the Loudon County, Va. Board of Supervisors in the state’s Tuesday elections. The newly-elected official, Juli Briskman said Wednesday that she feels “the same as I did in 2017, if not stronger, about what’s going on in our country,” according to NBC News.

    When Briskman made the gesture at the motorcade from her bicycle in 2017, she told NBA, “at that moment, I had lost all hope.” She would later lose her job as a government contractor after the photo went viral.

    “I came to a realization that I can’t run against [Trump], but I can make change at the local level. Every state matters, every vote counts. I put my head down and went to work,” she told the network.

    ——-

    Although the viral image helped Briskman’s fundraising, she said, “People made assumptions that that’s all I was.”

    “Some people said she’s just crass, there’s nothing to her, she’s a loud mouth, she’s not going to be able to work with the other side,” she added.

    I’m sure she has a plan.

    1. Contrast this with the rodeo clown who wore an Obama mask.

  31. Tundra

    Good morning, Sloop! And good morning to the rest of YP.

    Fucking 14 degrees this morning.

    I’m cold.

    Feel better, Sloop.

    1. PieInTheSky

      Well at least you get normal weather. The last two weeks have been unseasonably hot around here and two dry. No 21 proper degrees highs, 10 degree lows is quite pleasant a temperature for day to day living, but it is weird for November. Global warming is at it round these parts.

      1. Nephilium

        We’re expected to have our first snowfall today. A bit late in the year for it, but well within norms. Right now it’s the worst of all worlds, in the 30’s and raining. I would much rather it be snow then rain in that temperature range.

        1. pistoffnick

          Cold
          Dedric Clark and the Social Animals

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSqJBFj5y-Q

  32. Pat

    Nato alliance experiencing brain death, says Macron

    President Emmanuel Macron of France has described Nato as “brain” dead, stressing what he sees as waning commitment to the transatlantic alliance by its main guarantor, the US.

    Interviewed by the Economist, he cited the US failure to consult Nato before pulling forces out of northern Syria.

    He also appeared to cast doubt on whether Nato members were still committed to collective defence.

    1. leon

      President Emmanuel Macron of France has described Nato as “brain” dead, stressing what he sees as waning commitment to the transatlantic alliance by its main guarantor, the US.

      Here’s the problem with NATO. It’s the same problem the Athenian league had. In that It’s all benefits for the small member states, with little to no benefits to the US. Why should the US continue to fund the defense of Europe for free?

    2. Drake

      Why should we spend a dime to protect France, Germany, and the UK? A few decades ago, they actually pitched in with their own military funding. And we were allied against the commies. Now they are the commies.

      1. AlexinCT

        To be honest, we seem to be close to becoming the new commies ourselves these days…

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Perhaps if our European counterparts had been committed to the treaty for the last 30 years, it wouldn’t be an issue.

      And like it or not, Turkey is still part of NATO. While Erdogan is an asshole, they have a vested interest in keeping the PKK away from their border.

    4. PieInTheSky

      Should have nuked the russians in 1945

      1. AlexinCT

        Patton was right?

    5. Atanarjuat

      US forces should let French leadership have a say in where they are deployed, otherwise they’re “braindead”.

      1. Drake

        Sure – Fort Bragg, Drum, Leavenworth, Knox… let us know which works best for you.

    6. creech

      Time for Trump and Macron to have a little quid pro quo talk.

    7. Rebel Scum

      whether Nato members were still committed to collective defence

      Pull your own weight, Frenchy.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    Fucking 14 degrees this morning.

    Yesterday started out with a big cloud parked on top of me. Freezing fog so bad even the grass was iced over. At four, I went out to “jump in the car” and go to town, but it was encased in an eighth of an inch of rock hard ice. Rather than spend twenty minutes or more chiseling it off the windows, I went back inside. ‘Sposed to be sunny and warmer today. Got my fingers crossed.

      1. Fourscore

        Garages for the win!

  34. Certified Public Asshat

    7-year-old at center of transgender custody battle opts to attend school as a boy

    Judge Kim Cooks placed both parents under a gag order and granted joint managing conservatorship to both parents in late October, meaning they must both consent to any medical treatments their children are given.

    As part of the ruling, James Younger was allowed to decide which name he wanted to be called and how he wanted to present himself.

    James decided to attend school as a boy and be called by his given name.

    This poor kid.

    1. leon

      This is systemic transphobia.

    2. Count Potato

      His mom is an asshole.

      1. AlmightyJB

        Total asshole.

    3. Therefore, clearly he identifies as female.

      /s

      1. AlmightyJB

        It’s the patriarchy’s fault

        1. Pffft. Everything is.

    4. Chipwooder

      That mother should be sewn into a bag and thrown into a river.

      1. If my understanding of science is correct, wouldn’t she float?

    5. Tres Cool

      I don’t know if I read it here or someplace else. But I saw where someone wrote, “I choose to identify as Michael Jackson. My preferred pronouns are He/Hee.”

      1. Rebel Scum

        Boooo. *throws rotten vegetables*

    6. That’s actually a great news.

    7. If this kid makes it to 40 still alive, it will be a miracle.

  35. PieInTheSky

    After a FoxNews.com article drew howls and derision online for claiming the Obama White House received complaints from top CIA officials for holding weekly “political correctness” meetings, the author of the book admitted that he didn’t understand that the initials “PC” actually stood for “principals committee.”

    https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-book-author-admits-he-screwed-up-by-wrongly-claiming-obama-held-political-correctness-meetings

    1. leon

      A reminder that Journalists of every stripe, have no qualms about writing things they have no fucking clue about.

      Wet streets cause rain.

      1. creech

        At least this guy admitted his mistake. How many can’t be bothered to?

  36. Rebel Scum

    GOA’s Statement

    “Virginia’s election results, while disappointing, should not be interpreted as a grassroots call for gun control.

    Many factors, especially out of state influencers, were at play in this election. For example, anti-gun New York billionaire Michael Bloomberg sent millions of out-of-state money into the Old Dominion to support anti-gun candidates. Out-of-state celebrities like Alec Baldwin went campaigning door-to-door. Another factor was the redistricting measures, which favored anti-gun candidates.

    However, Virginia’s gun owners should not be without hope. As an example, pro-gun Delegate Nick Freitas has apparently won the largest write-in campaign in Virginia’s history.

    Gun Owners of America will also be in the trenches resisting attacks on the right to keep and bear arms. GOA will be using all available resources to combat these infringements, either in the legislature or the courts.”

    Something something money in politics. . .

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I interpret it as the election of NOVA to hold control over the entire state.

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Southern Virginia needs to secede as they’re just a captive province of DC now.

        1. robc

          Form back up with West or go it alone?

    2. Chipwooder

      I’m willing to bet that a big reason Kastelberg lost to that piece of shit Willett is because she went all-in on gun control. The fuck is the point of voting for a pro-gun control Republican? Who’s motivated to bother?

      1. Viking1865

        Wait, Kastelberg was the Republican?

        1. Chipwooder

          Yep. You’d never be able to tell by her mailings, right?

    1. Pat

      That name’s been out in the air for at least the last 10 days or so anyway.

    2. creech

      Funny as hell. A prog columnist in today’s newspaper was ranting about how Trump demanding the whistleblower’s name was practically treasonous.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    Something something money in politics. . .

    Good when it enhances justice and equality.

    Bad when it thwarts common sense safety measures.

  38. Drake

    An incredible real-life episode of Hat and the Hair from the 60’s. Hilarious.
    LBJ orders new pants.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      That’s…… fantastic

      1. Chipwooder

        Oh yeah, you guys never heard that clip before? There’s nothing quite like LBJ saying “mah bunghole”.

    2. Rhywun

      Oh my God.

    3. Tres Cool

      I’ve heard that before. Great stuff.
      In my head, he’s making the call while sitting on the shitter.

    4. ChipsnSalsa

      dignity of the office!!11!!

      1. This. LBJ was Trump without the media scrutiny.

  39. Count Potato

    “Aaron Hernandez’s prison lover claims the late NFL star bragged about killing FOUR people before his suicide”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7658979/Aaron-Hernandezs-prison-lover-claims-late-NFL-star-bragged-killing-FOUR-people.html

  40. Count Potato

    “It’s OK to be a boomer!: William Shatner takes ‘entitled’ millennials to task in heated Twitter exchange, calls one a diva and corrects her grammar after she blamed his generation for the ‘hardships’ she faces”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7660305/William-Shatner-takes-millennial-task-heated-Twitter-exchange.html

    1. Pat

      Shatner > *

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        One of the very few Hollywood celebrities that I would love to have a beer with.

        1. Count Potato

          I still miss James Woods twitter.

    2. leon

      It’s OK to be a boomer!

      No it really isn’t. Millenials are more likely to be hotter, have longer life prospects and generally be younger than boomers.

      1. Chipwooder

        Fuck ’em both.
        -GenX

          1. Chipwooder

            Hah, that’s excellent!

          2. Rhywun

            It’s twue!

          1. SF’d. Never mind. Wasn’t that important.

          2. TARDIS

            *quack!*

      2. kbolino

        And they worked so hard for it, too.

    3. Certified Public Asshat

      He’s not a boomer…and he is also Canadian.

  41. Rufus the Monocled

    Meanwhile in Quebec…

    So this province lures international students to come here to study. Some of the things they promise is to be able to get work permits and work here with the mind people stay.

    Know what? That’s what people do! They meet, marry buy homes and begin to set roots.

    Then the government decides. TA-DAH! Rips the rug from under their feet and says ‘we change our minds’. You have to leave.

    Man, at least let those people stay and THEN enforce the new law if that’s what you want. Don’t do that to people. It’s cruel. I don’t know. Sometimes I wonder what rocks are in their heads.

    This place is disheartening on so many levels.

    https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/quebec-immigration-peq-legault-1.5348918

    And then they have balls to cry about Trump?

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      And here’s a note to the CAQ who say one of the reasons why they’re doing this is because we need more engineers and IT specialists here.

      If you keep acting like idiots toward the English language you’re never going to attract the best and brightest. You’re just operating from a small pool of human capital. Like how the Montreal Canadiens only hire bilingual coaches. They’re never going to get the best coach available that way. It’s inefficient and counter-productive.

      Once again, Quebec identifies an issue properly but misses and whiffs on the solution because they just can’t extricate themselves from their language fears.

      Very parochial and then they wonder why they’re behind all the time. They’re gonna need another ‘Quiet Revolution’ to realize they’re mind set is not conducive to competing within Canada; let alone on the continent.

      1. ChipsnSalsa

        You’re just operating from a small pool of human capital.

        The French speaking pool no less, which is the “Nick Gillespie” of language pools.

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          Disgui gets it.

  42. Count Potato

    Q just posted this: https://www.askmen.com/sex/sex_fantasies/best-porn-parodies/

    “10 Wild, Weird And Wacky XXX Parodies You *Have* To Watch”

    does anyone see a list of these 10 parodies, or is the page broken?

    1. Pat

      Works for me, but it’s one of those scroll-to-load type of deals so if you have noscript it’s probably blocking it.

      1. Count Potato

        I’m not using noscript, and turning off adblocker didn’t work.

  43. LJW

    Lenexa may become first city to implement large-scale smart pavement project

    “The technology includes precast concrete sections that have embedded fiber optics and digital technology. Those installations allow vehicles to easily connect to the internet and provide real-time traffic monitoring as well as a full record of traffic history.”

    No way will this ever be abused by the powers that be.

    1. I’m shocked it wasn’t Mission Hills.

      1. LJW

        Their roads would be paved with gold.

        1. AlmightyJB

          Is it always summer and do they never get cold?

          1. LJW

            They’ll never get hungry, they’ll never get old and gray.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      No way this won’t have insanely massive maintenance costs.

    3. Shirley Knott

      Great, embed current technology in concrete. “Today marks the end of change.”
      Imagine some government goober deciding gas pumps need to be easily, individually, updated, back in the mid-80s. So mandate that each have an 8” floppy drive, very cutting edge. Or, mid to late 90s, that houses should all have Ethernet cabling installed alongside the electrical wiring and available on electrical outlets. Minimize all those ugly wires snaking everywhere. Why, it will add resale value to the home!
      This is the equivalent.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        This. It’s an insanely stupid idea that only bureaucrats and crony capitalists can love,

        It’s akin to Musk and his solar roofing tile idiocy. You’re trying to combine two wholly separate functions, waterproofing and power generation, and combine them into one shitty product.

        1. I like the idea of solar panel roof tiles. I think it’s neat.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Best kept to science fiction novels. The practical aspects of it are horrendous.

          2. I out it in romance fiction. Close enough, I guess.

          3. For now. Perhaps the tech will evolve to the point of practical application.

  44. Last night I ranted about how awesome I am at my job. Well, turns out I was doin it rong.

    1. Count Potato

      ProTip: the cod goes in the cunte.

      1. Yeah, I just found that out.

      2. AlmightyJB

        Typically the last step.

        1. Not Adahn

          I thought the last step was to remind her to grab all her stuff before she leaves?

          1. R C Dean

            I was thinking it was the victory dance, but you make a good point.

          2. I may be a whore but I’m an expensive one.

          3. AlmightyJB

            Then I REALLY can’t afford you

            https://youtu.be/UX2qN5b92aI

          4. LOL What movie is that from?

          5. AlmightyJB

            Jack Reacher. Great movie!

    1. Pat

      They warned us what would happen if we got rid of don’t ask don’t tell.

    2. Chipwooder

      They issue you the all weather coat for a reason, pussies

  45. bacon-magic

    #metoo on the head cold.

  46. AlmightyJB

    We want to watch you spank it. TW TOS.

    https://reason.com/2019/11/07/brickbat-show-us-your-o-face/

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      I see dirty magazines and DVDs making a big cumback in the land down under.

      1. Not Adahn

        Remember when we had to resort to dirty pictures made on vegetable pulp?

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          When I was a young teenager I spanked it to a She Hulk comic book for a couple of months so yes.

          1. AlmightyJB

            Ops!

            https://encrypted-
            tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcRNvQ17MxNZQ3BEjHYtwFG8anyxLhxG4Ii0OMbpHpLF9zcUbzd7

          2. Stinky Wizzleteats

            I’ll be in my bunk!

  47. Sir Digby

    Sloop, it’s too bad you’re under the weather–would be an honor the have a meet ‘n’ greet with one of TPTB, especially as a first contact.

    Of course, working nights craps on it, too. Should you get better and be here Friday, holla at ya boy.

    1. I hope to get out of here today. But I’ll be back the whole week of the 17th. Probably stay near Jerry World if that works.

      Also…CALLING ALL DFW GLIBS!!!!! Meetup week of the 17th.

  48. Not Adahn

    Good news everyone!

    One of my clubs is setting up a NY-legal multi-gun competition. So no more excuses for you lucky people who don’t need a NYS pistol permit. You can bring a couple of long arms up/down/over to beautiful Greenfield Center and make with the BLAM!

    https://glibertarians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/2019-Fall-SSRG-Multi-Gun-Stage-2.pdf
    https://glibertarians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/2019-Fall-SSRG-Multi-Gun-Stage-3.pdf

    I’ll find out if this match is open to the public, or if it’s a shakedown/trial run.

    1. Count Potato

      Yikes!

      1. Not Adahn

        Is this the only way that Australia doesn’t try to kill you?

        1. AlmightyJB

          Don’t give it any ideas!

  49. Count Potato

    “.@TulsiGabbard shuts down Joy Behar after she attacks her for going on Fox News, which she calls “state TV.”

    “I am here to speak to every single American in this country… not to speak to those who agree with me, but to those who may disagree with me.””

    https://twitter.com/BlazeTV/status/1192123486686171137

    1. leon

      The irony of Joy Behar calling Fox News “State TV” is unbearable. I will say that Fox is friendly to the president, but it is abundantly clear that the President no longer means the “State”. This is a transition that has been long in the making, and was only masked by the fact that the State and the President were aligned. But now we it is in the open, and the State has it’s defenders on the Left.

      This puts us libertarians in a similar situation as to when the Syrian Civil war started and i thought: “Why can’t the both loose?”

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        “This puts us libertarians in a similar situation as to when the Syrian Civil war started and i thought: “Why can’t the both loose?”

        It’s a matter of fact that our involvement began in 2011 (when it was a different excuse why we had to stay) all new excuses why now we must stay is pure myth making.

        What that debate really boils down to is that some libertarians are more similar to neolibs and neocons regarding foreign policy and the other group believes “less government” should actually mean “less government”

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Behar is a reprehensible moron.

      1. AlmightyJB

        She’s disgusting and vile. I don’t know how anyone can stand to be in the same room with her.

  50. Nephilium

    In the news that some people are terrible investors. An application (Robinhood) had a glitch that allowed investors to get infinite leverage, and some morons took advantage of that. As an example:

    Dubbed the “infinite money cheat code” by users of Reddit Inc.’s WallStreetBets forum, the bug is being exploited, according to users on the forum. One trader bragged about a $1 million position funded by a $4,000 deposit.

    1. A Leap at the Wheel

      Ahh. WallStreetBets. Sounds about right.

  51. Mornin’ Glibbies. Time for me to right my professional wrongs. Should I or should I not take a shower and work in my jammies? It’s freaking cold outside and my office is nice and warm. And also a mess.

    1. AlmightyJB

      I’m WFH today. No shower. Still in sleep attire i.e. gym shorts, t-shirt, top hat, monacle.

      1. AlmightyJB

        Monocle. Damn touchscreen phone.

    2. AlmightyJB

      It’s 36 here. Going to be 21 tomorrow morning. Taking tomorrow off to go to range. Indoor.

      1. 26F with a windchill, feels like 15F, but sunny. WTF it’s only the beginning of November. It should be 40s with rain. I love the November rains.

        1. AlmightyJB

          It’s going to rain all afternoon here. Doesn’t look like it has started yet.

        2. leon

          That was me, two weeks ago.

        3. ChipsnSalsa

          10°F on the drive in this morning. The cold weeds out the weak.

          1. This is January weather. All the excitement’s gone and the most boring month has to be simply gotten through.

        4. R C Dean

          Around 58F on my drive in. Should hit 80F today.

          1. Spartacus

            Supposed to hit 90 here.

        5. Are you Stephanie Seymour?

  52. Certified Public Asshat

    Elizabeth Warren Offers to Meet With Bill Gates and Talk Wealth Tax After His Criticisms

    Gates said, “If I had to pay $20 billion, it’s fine. But when you say I should pay $100 billion, then I’m starting to do a little math about what I have left over.”

    When asked if he would meet with Warren, Gates responded, “I’m not sure how open minded she is — or that she’d even be willing to sit down with somebody who has large amounts of money.”

    The 2020 candidate herself responded on Twitter tonight, “I’m always happy to meet with people, even if we have different views. @BillGates, if we get the chance, I’d love to explain exactly how much you’d pay under my wealth tax. (I promise it’s not $100 billion.)”

    1. Certified Public Asshat

      Idk Lizzie, you have already made your base super horny:

      Feeling bad for taking 106 billion dollars from Bill Gates and leaving him with a measly 800 million dollars.— Cody Johnston (@drmistercody) November 7, 2019

      1. leon

        Feeling bad for taking 106 billion dollars from Bill Gates and leaving him with a measly 800 million dollars.

        The worst thieves are the ones who rationalize away the wrong they are doing.

        1. Jarflax

          Feeling bad for raping her in every orifice and leaving her with a measly life.
          Feeling bad for murdering her whole family and leaving her a measly cat.

          Nope, I don’t see a moral principle being expressed here.

      2. Pat

        Should five percent appear too small
        Be thankful I don’t take it all

      3. That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.

    1. Plinker762

      Apparently Incels hardest hit.

    2. AlmightyJB

      It’s a nice sacrifice to offer their cats sustanence in death. That’s true love.

    3. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      Single women dig pussy too?

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        *pussy cats

      2. Jarflax

        Fewer since Obergefell

  53. The Late P Brooks

    Bill Gates, super-genius

    Gates sits at the center of the conversation about Big Tech, Big Money, and Big Philanthropy — all of which are increasingly unpopular with Americans who worry about the personal wealth that a small group of tech company leaders has amassed. But on Wednesday during an appearance at the New York Times’ Dealbook conference, the world’s second-richest person tried to offer a defense of billionaires in an age of massive income inequality.

    Gates had to tangle with thorny questions about his connections to Jeffrey Epstein, whether the Gates Foundation should be as powerful as it is, and how he reckons with a possible Elizabeth Warren presidency.

    ——-

    Some critics think billionaires should not be allowed to put their money into foundations and receive tax deductions for this philanthropic giving — arguing that it deprives the US government of revenue for social services. Gates said that some gifts to foundations could be “more taxed.”

    But Gates, whose foundation gives out about $5 billion a year, defended Big Philanthropy against its critics who argue that it is a second-class way to solve the country’s problems, after government.

    “Should rich people pay more in taxes? The answer is yes. For whatever remainder of money that they have left over, I do think philanthropy is a good thing. That 2 percent of the economy plays a role that neither the private sector or the government is able to do,” Gates said. “If you create a company that is super valuable, at least some part of that you should be able to have — a little bit for consumption, and hopefully the balance to do philanthropic things.”

    Gates said the behavior he would try to avoid would be massive political gifts. In his view, those are undemocratic.

    “I choose not to participate in large political donations. There are times it might feel tempting to do so,” Gates said. “But I just don’t want to grab that gigantic megaphone.”

    I notice Gates doesn’t just give a big pile of cash to the Ugandan or Zimbabwean governments when he decides he needs to Do Good on the Dark Continent. He doesn’t publicize it, anyway.

    1. leon

      whether the Gates Foundation should be as powerful as it is,

      Questions that aren’t asked: Should the Government be as powerful as it is?

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      arguing that it deprives the US government of revenue for social services

      Go fuck yourself.

      1. Revenue. They keep using that word. I do not think it means what they think it means.

    3. leon

      But Gates, whose foundation gives out about $5 billion a year, defended Big Philanthropy against its critics who argue that it is a second-class way to solve the country’s problems, after government.

      Seriously, we have morons who think Government is more efficent and effective than Charity. Of course i don’t actually belive that they think that. It’s evil people upset that more money isn’t flowing into the hands of government that they control.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Their only complaint about Gates is that he is still alive to control his foundation. That is it.

        When he dies, they will be seeking to establish control over that money so they can use it to fund proggie causes and Democrat candidates like they’ve done with the Ford Foundation and many others.

        And I don’t see them complaining about Soros.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          I seems to remember a conservative foundation that closed up shop a while back due to the founder’s limitations. Something like it had 20 years from his death to distribute according to his wishes and then fold.

    4. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      “Big Philanthropy”

      There is no such thing. You can’t label voluntary interactions as somehow sinister, because they raise a lot of money. What nonsense

    5. Certified Public Asshat

      Should rich people pay more in taxes? The answer is yes.

      And even currently, they do.

    6. Gustave Lytton

      an age of massive income inequality

      Bull. Shit.

      Try an age of massive envy and maybe I’d go along with it.

      Besides, if it’s income inequality, why are they talking about wealth?

      1. “an age of massive income inequality”

        King Henry VIII vs. serfs. Wonder how that era stacks up?

        1. Jarflax

          Serfs are wealth, so any crumbs they save up are in someone else’s pile.

  54. Stinky Wizzleteats

    People using racist language/gestures to be denied treatment at British hospital:

    https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-50286473

    I bet those racists still have to pay into the NHS though.

    1. AlmightyJB

      Fake news. Only Americans are racist.

    2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      So, there are two patients, one is responsible for a terrorist attack in which he injured himself and the other one had a heart attack, but also he’s part of UKIP and once used a racial slur on social media. In what world would you deny one treatment, but allow the other to be treated?

      “Words speak louder than actions” is a founded myth of the progressive worldview

    3. Not Adahn

      But what if a racist shoots themselves in the nuts?

    4. Rebel Scum

      “It’s great to see NBT putting out the strongest message possible to the wider community about the abhorrence of any forms of discrimination against their staff or visitors.”

      Is not this policy discriminatory?

      And if you were looking for real fascism…

  55. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

    The Corporate Press is the Enemy of the People

    https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1192447374985252864

    “5. Update: Two sources familiar with the matter tell me that CBS News has fired the staffer in question. This comes after ABC informed CBS that they had determined who accessed the footage of Amy Robach expressing her frustrations about the Epstein story.”

    Two “rival” news networks worked together to cover-up why they had zero interest in investigating Jeffrey Epstein.

    1. R C Dean

      So much for #protectallwhistleblowers.

    2. leon

      Woah, woah wait… Are you saying they fired that honorable whistle-blower?

    3. Stinky Wizzleteats

      From a purely utilitarian perspective I can’t really blame CBS for firing a person who can’t keep their mouth shut. They being said, the leaker did the right thing and I wish him the best.

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        It does make sense from a business perspective, unless, of course, the product you sell is to deliver the news. In which case, your business model is myth

      2. R C Dean

        I don’t blame CBS for firing them, either. I do blame CBS for participating enthusiastically in the “OMG, we must protect the anti-Trump whistleblower” campaign and then doing a perfect 180 and relentlessly hunting down and terminating a whistleblower, who didn’t even blow the whistle on them.

    4. Drake

      Truly amazing that anyone believes a word of the disinformation and propaganda coming out of these “news” outlets.

  56. prolefeed

    Dunno if anyone already linked this:

    https://babylonbee.com/news/the-bee-explains-assault-rifles

    Babylon Bee: it’s like porn for libertarians, minus Q’s T and A links

    1. Gustave Lytton

      Let’s see if the BB lurker signals on that one.

  57. The Late P Brooks

    So- I keep seeing these stories about how Buffalo Wild Wings forced a group of black people to move (they packed up their stuff and moved to another restaurant), to accommodate one of their preferred racist regulars. What I have been able to glean from the poorly written articles I read:

    The “family group” in question was a birthday party, featuring at least a half dozen children. Were they by any chance loud and rowdy?

    I might not say anything, but I would definitely cringe if a large group with children was suddenly dropped next to me.

    Meanwhile, the managers have been fired, and the customer racist KKKlansman has been barred for life from ever entering any restaurant in the chain. How do they enforce that? Who cares? It looks good in the paper.

    Why the fuck is this national news? What really happened? We’ll never know. At least nobody got shot or stabbed.

    1. OBJ FRANKELSON

      They have to glom onto anything they can to justify their endless screeching about emboldened racists in “Trump’s America “.

    2. Certified Public Asshat

      Eh idk, seems pretty clear the regular customer was a racist asshat (no relation!). And it is national news because it is pretty unbelievable something like this would still happen.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      The real crime against humanity was eating at BWW.

      1. Not Adahn

        I still need to find someplace to try a beef on weck.

        1. Rhywun

          Ohhh I miss me some of that.

      2. A Leap at the Wheel

        Look, consenting adults can make their own mistakes, but this libertine position breaks down when kids are involved.

  58. The Late P Brooks

    From a purely utilitarian perspective I can’t really blame CBS for firing a person who can’t keep their mouth shut. They being said, the leaker did the right thing and I wish him the best.

    Yeah, and the leaker/whistleblower should expect to get fired. The question is, “Is the truth more important than working for these dishonest shitheads?”

    Hopefully, there is somebody out there who will say, “I like the cut of your jib, Kid. Wanna come work for me?”

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      His options are alternative media. Hopefully he can land a gig at one of the honest left-wing outlets like The Intercept, The Nation, or the Jimmy Dore Show.

  59. KSuellington

    Here was the scene outside my last job of the day yesterday in Soma in SF.

    https://imgur.com/a/Qw0AO4H

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Looks like the shittier parts of Tijuana.

    2. Drake

      Idiocracy was too optimistic?

    3. AlmightyJB

      I hope you’re careful. I’d probably carry if I worked around homeless. A lot of mentally unstable people in that group.

      1. R C Dean

        I’d probably carry if I worked around homeless.

        Carrying in SF sets you up as a target for cops. Probably safer to be a target for the homeless nutters.

    4. Gustave Lytton

      Oh good. Something to look forward to.

    5. KSuellington

      There’s not even a lot of camping there. On other blocks near there are some tent cities. Those are an utter free for all of hard drug abuse, litter and ranting unstable people. I’ve spent a lot of time in Latin American cities, and yes, this looks like the crappy side of Tijuana, São Paulo, or Lima. Progressively shittier.

    6. Rhywun

      Lovely.

    7. A Leap at the Wheel

      “I won the places that represent two-thirds of America’s gross domestic product … So I won the places that are optimistic, diverse, dynamic, moving forward. And his whole campaign, ‘Make America Great Again,’ was looking backwards.”

  60. Pat

    Does UK lag behind other rich nations on health and care?

    The UK has fewer doctors and nurses and poorer access to elderly long-term care than other rich nations, a study shows.

    The OECD review also warned that many Brits were living unhealthy lives with high rates of drinking and obesity.

    But it praised the “strong access” to health care delivered by the NHS, saying there were low levels of inequality compared to other countries.

    The food is awful, but such generous portions!

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      As long as we all get crappy care it’s all good.

      1. AlexinCT

        Socialism is about envy: These fuckers would not mind getting ass raped once a day as long as they believed that their neighbor was getting it twice.

    2. PieInTheSky

      the portions are meager but everyone gets the same amount of gruel

      The brit love for their shitty healthcare system is one of the great mysteries of the world.

  61. prolefeed

    Carrying forward something from the comments thread yesterday morning:

    I have a hard time believing that the (CA) transplants turn places blue.

    The housing development I live in, which is undergoing massive construction of new builds, appears to be over 50% CA transplants, based on the license plates just as they move in before they get TX plates.

    In an entirely unrelated incident, Hays County (where I live) flipped Blue in the last election. In other unrelated incidents, two of those CA license plates were on Teslas. The residents driving jacked up 3/4 ton pickups I’m gonna assume are likely Republicans.

    Oh, and my wife is, as you might expect from an African-American female, almost a lockstep Team Blue voter.

    1. The place in NTX where we left flipped blue for the first time since the 70s last year. So many California plates… So. Many. They paid good money for my house, though.

      1. prolefeed

        One of my new neighbors bought TWO new houses, and was enthusing over how much bigger they were than the teeny house in CA he sold. The proceeds from which I’m gonna assume covered the cost of both new houses, if he owned it outright. One of the Tesla drivers. Super nice guy and wife – at least, I’m assuming, until they step into a ballot box.

    2. R C Dean

      I don’t find it hard at all. There is a loose correlation, of course. And there’s anecdata. I’ve talked to a few CA transplants to Tucson, and without exception it was clear that, even though they moved here because “CA had just gotten too expensive”, they made zero connection to high taxes/high regulation/woke politics and were going to vote enthusiastically for high taxes/high regulation/woke politics.

      I think relatively few people leave CA because they understand the root causes of why they stopped preferring to live there, and so they are carriers of the progresssive virus to their new homes.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        It’s the rich tech people and the last remaining Republicans that ruined California, not the progs.

        1. A Leap at the Wheel

          And remember, the rich tech people in California are conservatives. Because they are rich. And rich people are all conservatives.

          -Paraphrase of my friend, a 6 figure income sil vally engineer.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Yup

            I’ve got several friends back in California that absolutely cannot grok that the Republicans haven’t run that state in two decades. All their problems are attributable to the Rethuglicans standing in the way of progress.

          2. AlexinCT

            Easier to blame your ideological enemies for the problems you created than it is to admit them and try to fix them…

          3. Bobarian LMD

            To be fair, it wasn’t that long ago.

            Arnold Swarzenegger actually tried to run the state in a conservative direction after winning the recall.

            He over reached and proposed a plethora of resolutions to fix the budget and break up the strength of the government /teachers union.

            When those got defeated, he tacked left and and it hasn’t stopped slowly going that way since.

            So 12-14 years?

      2. Jarflax

        I think relatively few people think

      3. Chipwooder

        Same thing with all the MA/NY/NJ/PA transplants in central VA. They want the lower cost of living and never get it through their thick fucking skulls why it’s so much more expensive to live in those places to begin with.

  62. prolefeed

    Billionaire’s wife claims she can use N-word because she knows Alicia Keys

    I know – in the Biblical sense – my wife, and I know not to use the FN N-word. How clueless can you get?

    1. So, Alicia Keys is paler than that lady, for one thing. Also, when people say, “You can’t buy class”, they mean this person.

    1. A Leap at the Wheel

      I don’t know anything about this, but if he is setting up a charter city, more power to him.

    2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      Hopefully, Kanye’s community has a better go of it than Black Wall Street in Kansas City or Bronzeville in Chicago. More power to him

    3. I live near Africa Road. Named because of the settlement of Africa

  63. The Late P Brooks

    Honest? Honest as the day is long.

    CNN Headline:
    Billionaires are bashing Elizabeth Warren’s plan to fix America’s inequality problem

    Elizabeth Warren’s aggressive plans to level the playing field for the American economy are drawing heavy fire from billionaires, even ones who acknowledge the system needs to be fixed.

    JPMorgan Chase (JPM) boss Jamie Dimon said this week that Warren “vilifies successful people” and her plans would change “the complete nature of how you run a corporation.”

    Fellow billionaire Leon Cooperman claimed the Democratic presidential candidate is “s—-ing on” the ‘f—–ing American dream.” The chair and CEO of Omega Advisors, who has promised to give away his fortune to charity, even choked up talking about Warren’s wealth tax. And he joked that Warren’s policies would be so disastrous that “they won’t open the stock market” if she wins the White House.

    ——-

    The billionaire backlash stems from apprehension over the extent of Warren’s efforts to remake the American economy by raising taxes on the ultra-wealthy.

    Warren wants to unwind a chunk of the 2017 corporate tax cuts, impose a wealth tax of 6 cents on every dollar of net worth above $1 billion and raise capital gains taxes.

    The new taxes would help for ambitious programs, including Warren’s proposed Medicare-for-All plan and one that would eliminate student debt for millions of Americans and make all public colleges tuition-free.

    Her aggressive reforms are aimed at fixing America’s very real inequality problem. Warren’s campaign, along with that of Bernie Sanders, is built on the idea that the gains are disproportionately going to the rich. And that many households don’t have access to the same opportunities to achieve the American dream.

    The rich are stealing from the poor. Get the guillotine ready.

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      Billionaires connected to international pedophile.

      CNN: You’re good

      Billionaires who critique the media’s favorite presidential candidate

      CNN: Why are you so evil?

    2. Rhywun

      Nothing says “end inequality” like ensuring that no poor person will ever attend a private college again.

    1. PieInTheSky

      this is a plot by the Zionists to besmirch the good name of Corbyn because he stands for the downtrodden aka the Palestinians

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Too bad for them that the UK imported a large voting populace of anti-Semites.

    3. Viking1865

      But then there is this article:

      https://www.thejc.com/comment/columnists/we-re-between-the-devil-and-the-deep-blue-sea-1.490888

      The continual painting of the EU as the source of lightness and decency and peace is proof that brainwashing absolutely works.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        One day they’re going to figure out that the socialists aren’t their friends and collectivism works against them as a people.

      2. Pat

        Thankfully there is no anti-Semitism in any of the EU member states.

    4. Raston Bot

      holy shit did they just sort of endorse Boris Johnson?

      1. Rhywun

        lolnope

        See the link just above you.

      2. Viking1865

        No they can’t go that far, because Muh Brexit and Muh EU. You have a guy running Labour who literally praises Hamas, and who thinks the UK should be importing even more Muslims from overseas, but gee golly gosh we can’t vote Tory because there’s like 20 or so Tory MPs who are old white British guys who are anti-Semitic in some backwards Victorian way.

        1. Jarflax

          I say vote for the guy who will snub you at the club, not for the guy who wants work to make you free.

    5. Gustave Lytton

      Love that slogan in the back of what appears to be a party congress “It’s time for real change”. Like with blood in the streets this time?

  64. PieInTheSky

    Youtube randomly recommended me this yes minister clip and I am gonna link it right here

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPsHfVCFLhU

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      The solution is easy, call the terrorists the “moderate opposition”.

  65. Enough About Palin

    Billionaire’s wife claims she can use N-word because of the First Fucking Amendment.

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      She should have just raped some kids. Then she’d be good.

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Are those Westboro Church members? They’re right (in this instance) though.

    1. AlmightyJB

      Would x 9

    2. If I had GIF power, Ryan Reynolds would be asking “BUT WHY?” in this space.

    3. Facebook, didn’t click.

  66. The Late P Brooks

    I’ve talked to a few CA transplants to Tucson, and without exception it was clear that, even though they moved here because “CA had just gotten too expensive”, they made zero connection to high taxes/high regulation/woke politics and were going to vote enthusiastically for high taxes/high regulation/woke politics.

    I run into that here. People move to Montana because it’s beautiful, and whatever. They like the low property taxes, but promptly started chirping about how “They oughtta” do this and that, and “Whar muh amenities dun gone?”

    Why do you think your property taxes are so low, dummy?

    I was pleased to see the voters of Bozeman once again spiked the big “Law and Justice” palace the cops have been whining about for years.

    1. KSuellington

      That was what happened here in SF over the last five decades, really accelerating into overdrive over the last decade or two. Most of my fellow native SFers are middle of the road, nowhere near the level of progressive insanity that I see from the transplants. But progressivism is not just something that comes from transplants, it has seeped and oozed it’s way into politics in general, especially through indoctrination in the media and universities.

  67. The Late P Brooks

    And remember, the rich tech people in California are conservatives. Because they are rich. And rich people are all conservatives.

    -Paraphrase of my friend, a 6 figure income sil vally engineer.

    Part of the oppressed, shrinking middle class, just getting by on scraps, right?

    1. A Leap at the Wheel

      Well, he grew up the part of the country depicted in the BBC documentary “Justified” narrated by U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens, so he has a pretty clear eye on what actual poverty, and what actually just getting by on scraps looks like.

    2. KSuellington

      I encounter a lot of tech people and see what the bigwigs are pushing for and that is absolute balderdash. The elites push for progressivism.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Emma Ogle taught at Garinger High School in Charlotte before she was arrested on Halloween for allegedly having sex with a student. The 63-year-old was also charged with taking indecent liberties with a student and a committing crime against nature.

      *looks at pic*

      Yup, crime against nature.

      1. We’re in “$20 is $20” territory here, although “committing a crime against nature” sounds kinky.

  68. AlmightyJB
    1. Rhywun

      That’s pathetic. Shouldn’t they be inside doing their fucking jobs?

      1. AlmightyJB

        Social signalling is their job.

      2. leon

        Taking queues from NHS

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I think Bill just soiled his panties.

      1. Must be Thursday.

      2. No, but if they finally released a trailer for the Black Company tv series that’s supposedly in development I’d probably have a stroke.

        1. Jarflax

          Garrett Series or GTFO

    2. PieInTheSky

      the sword swing at 45 seconds looked baad

    3. Cy

      I’m trying very hard to ignore it so I don’t get my hopes up.

  69. The Late P Brooks

    More from CNN’s bleating about the strike>mineshaft wealth gap:

    “The data don’t back up the dream,” Mary Daly, the president of the San Francisco Federal Reserve, told CNN’s Poppy Harlow this week.
    Daly said that the “strong economy” over the past decade has managed to close some of the gaps that exist between rich and the poor, but only “a little bit.” She added, “the gaps are still big.”

    Not long ago the middle class controlled much more of America’s wealth than the super-rich. In 1989, the middle class held $7.1 trillion, compared with $4.7 trillion for the top 1%, according to the Fed.

    Today, the middle class has $30.73 trillion in assets, while the top 1%’s share has ballooned to $34.7 trillion.

    Daly argued the inequality problems are a result of “structural” obstacles in the system, including access to education, that can’t be papered over even by a strong economy.

    “What scares me on that front is we don’t have enough access to things that allow people to be their best selves,” Daly said. “And that means we’re going to limit our growth potential.”

    I wonder what (aside from greedy hornswogglers) could have been a factor in those changes.

    Fire the Fed.

    1. leon

      Not long ago the middle class controlled much more of America’s wealth than the super-rich. In 1989, the middle class held $7.1 trillion, compared with $4.7 trillion for the top 1%, according to the Fed.

      Today, the middle class has $30.73 trillion in assets, while the top 1%’s share has ballooned to $34.7 trillion.

      US Population in 1989: 250,000,000
      US Population in 2019: 330,000,000
      Delta 80,000,000 32% increase

      Wealth held 1989: 7.10 T
      Wealth held 2019: 30.73 T
      Delta: 23.63 T 332% Increase

      Cumulative Inflation 1989 -> 2019 ~107% (http://www.in2013dollars.com/us/inflation/1989)

      1. So are you claiming we’re 1.5x as rich in agregate?

    2. Jarflax

      So the middle class has seen a 333% increase over 30 years? and inflation over that time frame is roughly a 50% discount so call it a 5 to 3 increase in real terms. Yep, nothing here but envy.

      1. leon

        I thought so too. But that would depend on how much the middle class has grown too. If the Population has increased by 33% then it’s been a 10x growth, which then gets eaten almost completely by inflation and then some.

        If if am thinking this clearly.

        1. Jarflax

          if the middle class has grown by a third take 3/4 of the current wealth to normalize it for population, so call it 23 Trillion, cut that in half to account for the roughly halving of buying power 11.5 Trillion, so very roughly 50% increase in average wealth in one generation. Not worse off. Better off by a chunk. Just envious.

        2. leon

          Ok so i re-did the calculations

          per capita middle class welath (assuming the entire pop is middle class)

          1989: $28400 -> $58,806.09 Inflation adjusted (http://www.in2013dollars.com/us/inflation/1989?amount=28400)
          2019: $93121

          Change: Would be a 58% inflation adjusted increase in wealth held by the middle class.

          It’s definatly off the napkin calculation, but i think i give a lot of leeway to the other side. I assume 100% of pop growth goes to middle class, and that 100% of pop is middle class.

    3. wdalasio

      Daly is one of Yellen’s cronies.

  70. Bobarian LMD

    Today in Birthdays

    actor Jeremy London

    You know he’s got a brother, who also is an actor.

    A twin brother.

    I wonder when Jason London’s birthday is?

    1. Chipwooder

      Which one was Randall “Pink” Floyd and which one was TS Quint?

      1. Bobarian LMD

        Jason was in Dazed. Jeremy was in Mallrats.

  71. PieInTheSky

    A post with comments turned of. This is new for glibs. And I had a good one too

    1. It’s not off, just hidden.

    2. leon

      Free Speach is truly dead.

    3. Jarflax

      That is some seriously broken formatting lol.

      1. R C Dean

        I know. Why all the other comments are full screen across the bottom, and the comments on that one article are off the right margin, I can’t imagine.

    4. I enjoyed the article but years of the Internet has made it so that I can’t parse something unless I can type a pithy or snarky remark immediately below it.

    5. Richard

      For some reason the comments on subsequent article are on the right. Scroll to the right to see them.