HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY!

 

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. UNFORTUNATELY THE FILTH OF BRUTALS WAS NOT PURIFIED BY THE POLAR COLD CATEGORY 4 KILLSTORM. WHILE DISAPPOINTING, IT IS TO BE EXPECTED. BRUTALS ARE A PERSISTENT LOT. THEREFOR, ZARDOZ WILL GIVE HIS CHOSEN ONES ADVICE, BETTER THAN THAT OF THE MEWLING BRUTAL “DEAR PRUDENCE“.

Q: I am a cis woman in my mid-50s who’s been in a really nice relationship for about five years with a man my age. He grew up in a very stifling, fundamentalist family and later became the father in a similar family. When we met, he was recently divorced and beginning to discover the rest of the world. We have had a terrific five years, filled with exploration and honesty, and it has been refreshing. I genuinely love him. Recently, he has expressed his wish to begin dressing as a woman. Apparently this has been a long-buried interest that he felt unable to explore; I am very happy for him. We’ve shopped for clothes, laughed about the ridiculousness of makeup and heels, and found some venues where he feels comfortable going out all dressed up. The problem is that while this whole process seems to have made him feel even more committed to our relationship, it has not had the same effect for me, at least not in the romantic sense. I’m really not attracted to his female persona. Even when he’s not in drag, I’m not feeling the physical passion that I once did. I feel so guilty! I want to support him, but at the same time I feel I’m being dishonest when I try to respond to him sexually. He is truly my dearest friend and has been an amazing lover, but I feel that if I try to back off our relationship to friendship, he’ll experience it as a rebuke of all he’s worked hard to become. How do I continue to support his growth without compromising our friendship or my own happiness, which may not include a physical relationship with him?
—No Femme on Femme

A: HAHAHAHAHA. OH, WERE ZARDOZ’S LOUDSPEAKER UNITS STILL ACTIVATED? PARDON ZARDOZ. ANYWAY… ZARDOZ DOES HAVE SOME EXPERIENCE WITH THE CROSS DRESSING TYPE:

ZED DOES NOT APPEAR AMUSED.

HOWEVER, NOT MUCH LATER, HE WAS BACK INTO THE RED MANKINI, AND BANGING CHARLOTTE RAMPLING. YOU, HOWEVER ARE NOT GOING TO BE SO LUCKY. YOU MUST LIVE WITH YOUR WEAKNESS, AND REALIZE THAT ALL PENIC ACTIVITY IS GOING TO CEASE (ZARDOZ APPROVES, FOR THE PENIS IS EVIL!) OR…ALLOW ZED TO DEMONSTRATE.

BYE BYE BRUTAL!

HOWEVER, IF CLEANSING IS A BIT TOO MUCH, ZARDOZ HAS AN ALTERNATIVE FOR BOTH OF YOU!

YOU CAN WEAR WHATEVER YOU WANT, SLAVES!

ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

NOW, RECEIVE THE GIFT OF THE LINK!

  • ZARDOZ WOULD INQUIRE OF HIS CHOSEN ONES….DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAD PLANS FOR NAZI CAMP SITES?
  • WHAT IS IT THE CHOSEN ONES SAY IN RESPONSE TO SUCH NEWS? LEARN TO CODE“?
  • NOTHING TO SEE HERE, BRUTALS. MOVE ALONG!

GO FORTH AND COMMENT! ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.