TUESDAY LINKINGS OF ZARDOZOV

PROVIDE BEST LINKINGS TO RUSSIA NEWS!

ZARDOZOV SPEAKING TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN COMRADES! IS TIME FOR BEST LINKS TO NEWS. NEWS FROM DEPENDABLE SOURCES – PRAVADA, ITAR-TASS, INTERFAX AND RT. NOT LIKE LIES IN DAILY FAIL. GO FORTH AND READINGK!

  • ALL GOOD NATIONS SHOULD JOIN BOYCOTT OVER SERIOUS ISSUE!

BZZZT! WHAT IS HAPPENINGK? NO! IS DEVIOUS WESTERN AGENT ZED!

“Beginning reboot of ZARDOZ OS 3.1”

HET! ZARDOZOV…MUST….*whirrrrrr*

"Welcome to ZARDOZ 3.1 - our new features include denouncing the penis and giving the gift of the gun!"
“Welcome to ZARDOZ 3.1 – our new features include more denouncing the penis, and giving the gift of the gun!”

ZARDOZ….ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ HAS BEEN “PATCHED” AND IS NOW SECURE IN SERVING THE VORTEX. ZARDOZ REMINDS HIS CHOSEN ONES TO PRACTICE GOOD IT SECURITY. ALSO, TO REMEMBER THE PENIS IS EVIL, AND THE GUN IS GOOD! ZARDOZ WILL NOW GIVE THE GIFT OF THE LINK TO HIS CHOSEN ONES.

  • HEY HEY LBJ, HOW MANY MARITIME INTRUSIONS DID YOU COMMIT TODAY!
  • HAVE NOT THE BRUTALS IN THE UK ENACTED COMMONSENSE KNIFE CONTROL? ZARDOZ IS PLEASED THE CLEANSINGS CONTINUE.
  • HE IS SMART. NOT LIKE PEOPLE THINK? ZARDOZ HAS DISAPPOINT THAT THIS DID NOT RESULT IN VIOLENCE.

BONUS LINK. SHE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THE PENIS WAS EVIL!

Comments

600 responses to “TUESDAY LINKINGS OF ZARDOZOV”

  1. PieInTheSky

    ALL GOOD NATIONS SHOULD JOIN BOYCOTT OVER SERIOUS ISSUE! – Romania will be there but no one will know the difference.

    1. Olympics should always be boycotted until the corruption is purged,

      1. Nephilium

        But then how will we know which country has the best “amateur” athletes? Or have they dropped the amateur fig leaf entirely, like they have for basketball?

        1. Unless it’s marathoning, it’s us. If it is, it’s someone in East Africa.

      2. Gadfly

        So basically you want to end the Olympics?

  2. Yusef drives a Kia

    Chris Cuomo, a sad little man…
    First?

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      Nope, in other news my arm is broken

      1. By Chris Cuomo???

        1. Sean

          *narrows gaze*

        2. How the Switzy have fallen, I was going to make the same joke…

          1. Gadfly

            He’s stared into the abyss too long.

          2. Squinting didn’t help?

      2. PieInTheSky

        I knew not getting first had repercussions but did not know they were that serious.

      3. AlexinCT

        Say what?

      4. DEG

        Sorry, heal up quick!

    2. Sounds more like an angry little man to me.

    3. straffinrun

      “I’ll fuckin ruin your shit.”

      Dude.

      1. AlexinCT

        He would have sounded less like a bitch if he had gone with that Conan the Barbarian quote about what the meaning of life is…

      2. Now he is forever Fredo. A simple “no thanks” and walking away and no one would remember nor know what the hell that’s all about.

        We should actually call him Barbra. It has a certain effect.

    4. Scruffy Nerfherder

      What I got from that is he’s a Guido frat boy pretending to be a grown-up on TV.

      What a douche of a Fredo.

    5. leon

      He goes off on how it’s insulting to Italians. Look bro, Italians are a long way off the victim totem pole.

      1. WTF

        A CNN spokesperson told The Post: “Chris Cuomo defended himself when he was verbally attacked with the use of an ethnic slur in an orchestrated setup. We completely support him.”

        “Fredo” is not an ethnic slur. It’s about his intelligence and ineffectiveness, not his ethnicity.

        1. Well, it was a remark made by CNN, so you know they get something dead wrong.

        2. blackjack

          Verbally attacked? What a pussy! He just got called inept. He, however, threatened the shit out of the other guy.

        3. leon

          Meh… It hits home because he’s Italian. People just need thicker skins. If your identity and self worth is so roiled up in your ethnicity that a simple comment sets you off…

          1. Yup, the guy intended to provoke, it worked, Coumo should have known better and ignored it but to say the guy didn’t insult him because he didn’t use a common slur is specious.

          2. WTF

            I didn’t say the guy didn’t insult him, I said the guy did not use an ethnic slur. He insulted Cuomo by calling him an ineffective dummy; he didn’t call him a wop or anything ethnic.

          3. him an ineffective dummy

            by referring to a famous Italian ineffective dummy, you don’t think the choice of Fredo was intentional and based on their shared ethnicity? Why not just Bozo or clowntard?

          4. WTF

            Wow, you’re just going to try to make “ethnic slur” happen, aren’t you? Well it’s still bullshit, because “Fredo” is used as an insult to everyone based Fredo’s characteristics as an ineffective dummy, not as an Italian. Hence using “Fredo” to insult Trump as well as others.

          5. What can I say, I’m an optimist. I like to think he was being insulted for being both a moron and a greasy dago.

          6. straffinrun

            He chose “Fredo” in part because Cuomo is Italian. True. It doesn’t matter because nobody is claiming Italians are being oppressed, not even the leftist simpletons. Also true. Imagine a German guy flipping out like that because someone called him a “Kraut”. Normal people walk away. Not Fredo.

          7. Jarflax

            The German equivalent would be to call him Sgt Schultz.

          8. straffinrun

            Nice call, JF.

          9. Chipwooder

            My great-grandparents came over on a boat from Compiano and Alpe, villages in Parma. It’s not an ethnic slur, it’s a personal insult. It’s insulting because Fredo was stupid, weak, and disloyal, not because he was Sicilian (my grandfather, even at age 95, would whup my ass for calling a Sicilian “Italian”).

          10. wdalasio

            you don’t think the choice of Fredo was intentional and based on their shared ethnicity?

            That’s more than a stretch. I’m not a huge Kurt Schlicter fan, but he regularly references “Fredocons”. And it’s definitely not targeted at Italians. It’s a commentary on Cuomo’s personal weakness and incompetence.

          11. Rush Limbaugh has called Chris “Fredo” since 2016 because he’s the less successful Italian mafia family brother.

          12. DrOtto

            Great, now I’m hungry for a greasy dago and nowhere near the Eastside of St. Paul to acquire one.

          13. Brett L

            It hits home because his dad was a somewhat competent governor (as governors go) and he is a useless son.

        4. Rhywun

          verbally attacked with the use of an ethnic slur in an orchestrated setup

          Is there no end to the racial divisiveness Trump is causing?!

      2. Drake

        I Always thought the Cuomo’s were an insult to Italians.

        1. AlexinCT

          As an EYE-talian, I concur.

        2. Rufus the Monocled

          You’re more on cue.

  3. HE IS SMART. NOT LIKE PEOPLE THINK?

    It just bugs him that he sees his moron brother is a governer, and he’s regarded as the dumber of the pair.

    1. straffinrun

      At least Barbara is pleased that the “Streisand” effect has been forgotten.

      1. It’s BARBRA damn it!

        1. Okay Babs, whatever you say.

  4. PieInTheSky

    HAVE NOT THE BRUTALS IN THE UK ENACTED COMMONSENSE KNIFE CONTROL? ZARDOZ IS PLEASED THE CLEANSINGS CONTINUE. – common sense would be only plastic knives existing. So not yet

    1. AlexinCT

      Plastic knives can kill too…

      1. Won’t anyone think of the sea turtles!

        1. leon

          :golf clap:

    2. Drake

      I want to see a London gang fight with chipped flint and sharpened sticks.

      1. PieInTheSky

        pointed stick, please

  5. Rebel Scum

    The situation then escalates with Cuomo telling the man: “I’ll f–ing throw you down these stairs like a f–ing punk… you’re gonna call me Fredo, take a f–ing swing? I’ll f–ing wreck your shit.”

    Such a thin-skinned, whiny twerp. Sad!

    1. leon

      You mean TV personalities conform to how I thought they would?

    2. Hold me back! Hold me back! /about half of the “fights” I’ve seen.

      1. AlexinCT

        ^^^THIS^^^

        This cunt is acting though, but if he had to fight he would end up sold off for some smokes and candy because he is nothing but a prison bitch.

    3. Sean

      I’d love to see a “fan mail” campaign sending letters addressed to Fredo Cuomo at CNN.

      1. ChipsnSalsa

        *initiate 4Chan plan #30455.1b*

      2. Rebel Scum

        Yea. Now people are going to call him that just to fuck with him.

  6. PieInTheSky

    BONUS LINK. SHE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THE PENIS WAS EVIL! – never got why she was so popular. But I expected a bit over 12k though… She should have had a comeback after the internet fame for a while.

    1. blackjack

      They don’t have royalties in porn. Actresses have to hustle for their money. There’s not really a shortage of women who will do it.

    2. AlexinCT

      She probably invested her income in nose candy and breast enhancements.

  7. Slammer

    The funniest line was, “I’m an actor on CNN”

    1. At least he knows he’s not a journalist.

    2. Rebel Scum

      I thought he said “anchor”?

  8. PieInTheSky

    So this morning I had my first ride on a lime-s electric scooter. Those things are dangerous. I did not pass 16 kph (I do not know how to convert that in miles per fortnight or whatever you use for speed). I did cut my trip to the subway from 25 minutes to 15 from the point on the way I took the scooter I cut from 15 to 5. It cost 7 lei.

      1. PieInTheSky

        that makes no sense. Joke better

        1. Sean

          *kicks pebble & wanders off*

    1. AlexinCT

      I believe that it is 1.6 kilometers to the land mile: 1.8 if you do naval miles.

      1. or 1.479 if you use Roman miles.

        1. AlexinCT

          That’s what Straff uses to impress the lady folk, is my guess…

          1. straffinrun

            Asian women are impressed by math skills.

          2. AlexinCT

            The few I knew were impressed by my tattoo which goes from “Webe” to “Welcome to paradise, you sexy babe” when some part of my anatomy properly motivated.

    2. Tonio

      16 kilometer/hour = 9.941 939 075 9 mile/hour (mph)

      Seems slow in comparison to a car but 10 mph is a good clip on a bike. For reference, 4 mph is a good steady walking pace.

      1. PieInTheSky

        It can go faster but it is scary

      2. I can run ~10mph (in short bursts). at least according to the local police “This is your speed” reminders which are probably as accurate as a Romanian watch.

    3. Rebel Scum

      You multiply by 0.62 to convert from commie units to ‘Murican units.

      1. Don Escaped Texas

        I tell people to look at their speedo: 60mph and 100kph line up close enough

        1. ChipsnSalsa

          PHRASING!

          1. pan fried wylie

            sorry: bananahamometer

    4. Brett L

      I actually learned recently that the Fibonacci series is a good approximation. 13km = 8 mi, 21km = 13 mi. Interpolate from there. It blew my mind.

      1. whiz

        That’s because the ratio of adjacent Fibonacci numbers approaches the Golden Ratio (1.6180339…), which is very close to the mile/km ratio (about 1.609).

  9. leon

    Gym Update:

    My biggest problem with Romanian Deadlifts is that I can check my form in the Mirror.

    1. leon

      Can’t

      1. Your butt is getting in the way?

        1. AlexinCT

          That left a fucking mark…

          1. That’s what happens when you don’t wipe

          2. AlexinCT

            Two-tone underwear???

            Yellow in the front: brown in the rear..

          3. leon

            The old Bannana Split as we used to call it.

    2. My biggest problem is I have no idea what that is.

      Is it where you use Romanians instead of barbells?

    3. PieInTheSky

      My problem is getting past the knees without losing form. I generally film myself for form. I don’t think you can get a good look in the mirror anyway and trying to do so may affect your form

      1. leon

        I didn’t think you could see yourself in the mirror.

          1. Jarflax

            So, did that help? Did you see a reflection?

      1. A Leap at the Wheel

        Specifically:

        Videos will take one of two possible directions, the first being some kid who clearly has no basic understanding of how to lift in the first place and should be spending more time working on GPP than hitting the iron, and the second being someone freaking out about the most minor of details in their form.

        For the former, my advice is to start over. Build some coordination and strength and start working some basic motor patterns. This stuff isn’t complicated, it just requires some athleticism. To the latter, I say stop checking your form and start lifting. Form is never going to be perfect, and if it is, you’re lifting too light. Any activity that is building strength is going to require you to venture out of your comfort zone, and this means experiencing minor form deviations. If you spend all of your time worrying about these deviations and refusing to add weight until everything is 100% perfect, you will never get big or strong.

        1. Years ago when I first started lifting – via some really cheap sand weights that I got for free – EF said something along the lines of “What’s the big deal about this?”

          and before I could stop her, proceeded to do some curls with the barbell, while using her back, not the arms, to do most of the lifting.

          Me: uh, you’re not supposed to do that exercise like that.

          The next day she could barely walk because her back hurt so much. Thankfully it didn’t stop her from becoming a 3x a week weightlifter.

          1. There’s a difference between minor flaws and using the wrong muscle groups.

          2. A Leap at the Wheel

            So you are saying that she was “some kid who clearly has no basic understanding of how to lift in the first place and should be spending more time working on GPP than hitting the iron,”

          3. I’m not saying anything other than basic form is important for beginners.

    4. Tundra

      Video it.

      Easy peasy.

      1. Fourscore

        Is there a market for the videos? A rule of some sort? Newsletter?

  10. “Mia Khalifa claims she made only $12K doing porn”

    Are we supposed to feel sorry for her? So she was only in the industry for a few months; she was (and is) one of the most popular of all time. If she didn’t negotiate better contract terms, that’s on her.

    1. AlexinCT

      She should have done more anal. I hear that is where the money is….

      1. Nephilium

        I think you’re just pulling that out of your ass.

        1. Your opinion stinks.

        2. AlexinCT

          Erm, OK, I feel like you just butt fucked me there… Is that a microaggression?

          1. Aloysious

            Lee Van Cleef. LOVE it.

        3. Slammer

          Women’s pay gape

          1. WTF

            LOL

          2. AlexinCT

            I have nothing….

          3. pan fried wylie

            gape pays, women.

        4. Fourscore

          No drugs?

    2. AlexinCT

      I bet this guy reacted this way cause they stiffed Mia. And I don’t mean her co actors shafting her: I mean her employer not paying her according to her statement.

  11. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Tard Tuesday: It’s About Time Somebody Went After Those Greedy Little Bastards

    Donald J. Trump, along with his party of spineless enablers, has declared war on many of us – the Democrats, the liberals/progressives, the people of colour, the LGBTQers, the media, the intelligence community – and pretty much anyone who believes in facts and science.

    But the cruellest of the many, many GOP wars is their War on Children – children locked in cages, children going hungry because their school lunches are no longer free, children terrified to go to school for fear of being gunned-down in their classroom – and now children coming home from their first day of school to find their parents gone, picked up by ICE.

    For all of the battles Trump and the Republican party have waged against any individual or group, their War on Children is the most indecent, immoral, and blatantly cruel – and it is also the most representative example of what the GOP, as a party, has become.

    Apparently, it wasn’t enough to lock traumatized immigrant children in cages – the threat to American-born children had to be driven-home as well: If your parents weren’t born here, we can take them away. If your parents can’t afford nutritious food, we can take away that school lunch you rely on.

    The GOP’s War on Children is their most egregious sin thus far – and anyone who ignores it, defends it, or makes excuses for it, is no different than a two-bit thug who threatens to ‘get to your kid’ if you don’t comply with his boss’s wishes.

    Threatening children is beyond deplorable – actually inflicting pain on them as a means to demonstrate your political power is beneath contempt.

    1. AlexinCT

      It is far better to force those children into government controlled prisons where they get indoctrinated and kept dumb so their betters – the ruling class – doesn’t have to worry too much about their children losing to a competition with these deplorables, because, like their parents, the children of the credentialed elite ruling class are inept and beyond stupid, despite all their advantages.

      1. leon

        I don’t want to be lectured about a war on children from a party celebrating 3rd Trimester abortions.

        1. Rebel Scum

          That too. And recently they seem to be ok with post-birth “abortions”.

          1. AlexinCT

            Referring to Epstein?

    2. leon

      “Donald J. Trump, along with his party of spineless enablers, has declared war on many of us – the Democrats, the liberals/progressives, the people of colour, the LGBTQers, the media, the intelligence community”

      If you want sympathy unhitch your horse from the Intel “community”. Until then your just a deep state shill.

      1. Won’t anyone think of the wonderful FBI and CIA? ::tear rolls down my non-native american cheek::

        1. AlexinCT

          I am constantly thinking about the weaponized three letter agencies and how they were being prepped to allow a corrupt and inept leadership cast to use them to go after their enemies. Then I wan them dismantled or so crippled that they will never again even think of going along with these cunts.

      2. Jarflax

        I don’t have anything against the people of colour (although why non-caucasian brits are on the list confuses me) or the LBGTQ, but I am down with a war against the wannabe Tyrants of the Democrats, progs and spys.

    3. Count Potato

      “children locked in cages, children going hungry because their school lunches are no longer free, children terrified to go to school for fear of being gunned-down in their classroom – and now children coming home from their first day of school to find their parents gone, picked up by ICE”

      Good.

      Those little bastards were getting too soft.

      Ban bike helmets. Mandatory dodge ball. End child unemployment.

      Every kid gets a knife, a lighter, and a .22 rifle.

      1. Count Potato

        Also defund Planned Parenthood and tax them.

        If we have to suffer through through life, so should they.

    4. Rebel Scum

      To my knowledge the children are being housed to the best of the governments ability while their parents are processed for violating US law(s). These people at DU are dangerously ignorant.

      1. whiz

        And in many cases, the people bringing them along aren’t even their parents.

    5. Gadfly

      If your parents can’t afford nutritious food, we can take away that school lunch you rely on.

      I may be a cold-hearted bastard, but I think if you aren’t feeding your kids well enough you’re a bad parent. If you’re struggling I’d think “feed your kids” should be priority #1, so if you aren’t an invalid or an imbecile your kids should be fed well enough they don’t need a school lunch. Maybe that’s too harsh an opinion, but the US seems to be overflowing with so many job opportunities and so many assistance opportunities that any parent with half an ounce of gumption should be able to keep their kids fed.

      1. AlexinCT

        You and your fucking expectation people be held responsible for choices and that they take care of their dependents….

      2. Fourscore

        In high school I worked in the school cafeteria with about 7-8 other classmates. We got free lunches, all we could eat, extra desserts when we finished washing the dishes (pre-plastic) and we got paid. There wasn’t a better job for a teen age boy. The cooks were super nice, some had their own kids in school. Lunch cost .15 but even at that a few kids bagged their sandwiches. My parents were happy and I’m guessing the other families were too.

        1. Private Chipperbot

          I went to a private school and worked the lunchroom to get a reduction in tuition. It was great. I got to eat before anyone else got their gross hands into it.

          1. Your private school didn’t have utensils?

          2. Private Chipperbot

            Being an all boys school meant such things were optional.

          3. pan fried wylie

            “This is the cafeteria trough, this is the lavatory trough.”

      3. A Leap at the Wheel

        I may be a cold-hearted bastard, but I think if you aren’t feeding your kids well enough you’re a bad parent.

        Sure, you’ve successfully identified a kid as the product of a bad parent. But now what? Punish the kid for having shitty parents?

        The truth of the matter is, school lunches are already heavily subsidized even at the full price. A rational expenditure of school funds would, in many cases, do away with the fee at all for the school lunch and institute a fee for other non-essential, but fun, expenses, like afterschool activities.

        But the fed.gov has calcified the school-lunch program, going full Goodhart’s law on “Free and Reduced Lunches” that a school will lose all (most?) federal funding if they did that.

        1. Private Chipperbot

          Our kids’ public HS has free breakfast, and not just cereal – custom omelettes, etc. It’s mind blowing.

          1. A Leap at the Wheel

            We have free breakfasts as well, but its all simple carb with no protein or fat in it. Every once in a while they have low-fat turkey sausage (the school gave up trying to offer any kind of pork, which makes sense given the demographics, but turkey sausage is just cruel).

            Kind of stupid to carb load kids right before asking them to sit still at a desk for a few hours. Eggs would be pretty ideal. I’m kind of curious what the expense of custom omelettes would look.

        2. Gadfly

          Sure, you’ve successfully identified a kid as the product of a bad parent. But now what? Punish the kid for having shitty parents?

          Punish the parents? If CPS has any purpose, I’d think dealing with parents who don’t feed their kids should be up there. Schools generally run only 2/3 of the days of the year, so if a kid is hungry enough that they need their free meals from school, what are they doing the rest of the time?

    1. AlexinCT

      Did they devalue their currency again so they can minimize the impact of their loan debt? I know there are a ton of tax & spenders in Washington D.C. looking at this and taking notes cause they figure that is how they will solve the problem they have created in the US.

      1. PieInTheSky

        Apparently the previous lefties seem poised to win election and the current righty was ineffectual overall

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Poor Argentina, perpetual victim of the global banking hegemony.

      They’ve only stiffed their creditors eight times since their founding.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Soros: Whenever I need cash NOW! I don’t go to JD Wedgeworth. I go to Argentina!

  12. NYC Has Lost 4,000 Jobs in the Restaurant Sector Alone in the Last Year

    The chart above shows graphically the New York City “restaurant recession” that has resulted from the recent minimum wage increases. According to BLS data, the restaurant job losses in the city this year are even steeper and longer-lasting than the job losses during the Great Recession and are the most severe loss of food service jobs since the 2001 recession and the devastating effects the 9/11 terrorist attacks had that year on tourism and restaurant traffic.

    Compared to the first half of last year when there was an average of about 318,000 restaurant jobs in the city, there were only slightly more than 314,000 restaurant employees during the same period this year, representing a loss of nearly 4,000 food jobs over the last year at a rate of 11 jobs lost on average every day.

    We hear a lot of concern from politicians like Sen. Sanders and AOC about the importance of “living wages” for low skilled workers, but they show no concern about the “living profitability” of small business owners and restaurateurs in places New York City who struggle to remain profitable paying artificially high government-imposed wages and are forced to lay off workers and many close down.

    1. PieInTheSky

      meh it is for a good cause

      1. AlexinCT

        You mean the cause of creating more democrat voters that need handouts cause the economy is crippled by these democrat politicians leaving these unfortunate people unable to find jobs?

      2. Rhywun

        This.

        “Those businesses shouldn’t exist anyway.”

    2. Rufus the Monocled

      Living profitability? HA HA!

      They’re FREAKING SOCIALISTS.

      Are people braindead?

      Right. That clown from the Bronx claims she has things in common with libertarians and Reason mag probably agrees. Never mind.

    3. Rebel Scum

      “living profitability”

      I though that they (leftists) thought profit was evil.

    4. creech

      What’s the price of a decent burger in Manhattan at a mid-scale restaurant these days? Haven’t visited since 2010, but I recall it was like $20 then.

  13. I. B. McGinty

    A CNN spokesperson told The Post: “Chris Cuomo defended himself when he was verbally attacked with the use of an ethnic slur in an orchestrated setup. We completely support him.”

    Fuck off Fredo.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      Sean Hannity
      @seanhannity
      ·
      10h
      I say good for @ChrisCuomo

      He’s out with his 9 year old daughter, and his wife, and this guy is being a jackass in front of his family.

      Imho Chris Cuomo has zero to apologize for. He deserves the apology.

      1. If Hannity thinks that will stop people from harassing him, he’s mistaken.

        1. WTF

          Yes, he should know better by now.

      2. straffinrun

        Maybe Cuomo should stop calling huge chunks of the American populace “racist” for a little while. Some rando calls him “Fredo” and he goes apeshit. He does much worse on TV every night.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          That’s what Guido’s do.

          1. Don Escaped Texas

            you’re not wrong . . . except in Ted’S eyes

          2. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Teds a grammar fascist; he can blow me,

      3. “You kiss your wife and daughter with that mouth?”

      4. I. B. McGinty

        I’m guessing Hannity is Irish? Is there a Fredo equivalent for the Irish?

        1. Irish.

          /Guy descended from potato famine refugees.

        2. robc

          I believe it is also Fredo. because Fredo isn’t ethnic.

          Notre Dame football fans call BC Fredo. Implying they are Michael. Or maybe they are Sonny.

        3. kinnath

          Paddy

          1. Naw, Paddy is a good boy when not on the sauce.

          2. They named a police wagon after him, so …

          3. A lot of the early police departments were made of Irish immigrants, being thugs for hire.

      5. blackjack

        He acted like that in front of his nine year old? Fucking douche bag. Calling him Fredo was a complement.

  14. Rebel Scum

    Just an average Joe.

    In the perfect metaphor for his presidential campaign, which started like a hot-air balloon soaring into the sky supported by all the hot air the Left could muster but is now flat as a balloon punctured by the reality that he is a political lightweight who is flailing about in any way he can to draw attention to himself, former Congressman and current failed presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke released another video to try to bolster his image: fixing a flat tire on a truck.

    1. Is Robby helping out?

      1. Robby can’t do shit.

    2. ChipsnSalsa

      Yeah, on his $45,000 Toyota Tundra. Regular guy right there doing regular things.

      Whose got $10 on it that his campaign staff let the air out of the tire so he could “fix” the tire?

      1. It’s staged, and I have another $10 on him not being allowed to drive.

        1. *$10 Zimbabwe. I have to cut back my spending.

      2. Certified Public Asshat

        Was it his truck? It seemed more like “look at me, helping the little guy (by fucking up this tire change).”

        But even then, someone with that kind of truck should be able to hire some decent help to fix his tire.

        1. Even my insurance plan has roadside assistance.

          I need it because the car doesn’t come with a spare, and the ’emergency tire repair kit’ is a can of fix-a-flat that won’t fix a serious flat.

          1. Certified Public Asshat

            Good point, roadside assistance is like $5 extra a year on the premium.

          2. Jarflax

            Depending on roadside assistance has three crucial flaws:

            1. What if you forgot,didn’t charge, aren’t carrying, are out of coverage, your cell phone?

            2. Who wants to wait however long it takes the ‘assistance” to arrive?

            3. I am a man. I can goddamn well change my own tire.

          3. 1. Do you live in a horror movie? Is your car also prone to plot-dependant unreliability?

            2. My care has been disabled by some issue. I don’t have a choice in the matter.

            3. Tell that to the automakers, and get them to include spares again.

            4. The one time I called, I had a Buick in my wheel well. I needed a tow truck to move it.

          4. Jarflax

            2. If you can change your own tire you HAVE a choice, that is my whole point

            3. Is this a common thing? I have not seen cars without spares before, is it now an “upgrade”?

            4. I am not objecting to roadside assistance existing. I am specifically calling out the idea of it being an acceptable substitute for being able to change a tire.

          5. R C Dean

            One of the things I like about our FJs is they have full-size spares. Those emergency donuts are . . . suboptimal.

          6. whiz

            Yes, I have one of the mini-tires as the spare, too. But tires are pretty good these days about not going flat. I haven’t had to actually change a tire in over 30 years. Now they just lose 5 psi/day, and you can get them in to be fixed or replaced.

          7. I have an air pump in the trunk. If it holds pressure to any extent, I can reinflate it.

  15. Slammer

    Twitter has posted examples of CNN guests and Cuomo calling Donald Trump, Jr. “Fredo”, but he’s not Italian, I guess

    1. WTF

      The hates being made to live by their own rules.

      1. WTF

        The “left”.
        shit

        1. AlexinCT

          You saying the left is shit? Cause that is too generous of a comparison IMO.

      2. OBJ FRANKELSON

        Naw, “The Hates” is a good moniker for them. Lord knows they are have been doing the two minutes of hate for the last three years. Must be exhausting.

    2. leon

      Almost makes you think the incident was even more calculated. Thing is did Cuomo forget that he said the same thing or is he just stupid enough to think no one would call him out.

      1. WTF

        He really is a dummy, that’s why the “Fredo” dig hits home so hard.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          This. He’s an idiot who reverts to talking like a frat-boy blowhard as soon as his script isn’t spoonfed to him.

          1. AlexinCT

            I AM SHMAAATHH!

          2. “I’m an anchor!”

            In more ways than one, pal.

      2. Nephilium

        Why not both?

      3. Rhywun

        It’s OK when they do it. They’re just taking the word back.

    3. straffinrun

      Fuck the MSM and all their talking heads. Call them whatever slur you want. They have it coming and then some. I prefer “hate profiteers”, but you do you.

  16. In Soviet Russia, Titty Tuesday ogles you!

    https://tinyurl.com/y5xvbld8

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’ll take bunny boiler #48 please.

    2. Florida Man

      51

  17. So I go to the wilderness for a few days and come back to find Epstein has “committed suicide”.

    I know we joked about that on the board, but it’s still pretty creepy.

    1. Drake

      We are supposed to believe a whole series of extremely unlikely events occurred leading up to his death.

      1. Chipwooder

        On the other hand, there are few things that cannot be accurately explained by pointing to government incompetence.

    2. Next comes the coverup.

      1. AlexinCT

        I am hoping they do the same kind of job they did trying to cover up the criminal activities of the Obama administration. While justice might be slow, or even not forthcoming, enough people will find out how much disdain our credentialed inept/corrupt ruling class have for the people they are supposedly representing but see as nothing but cattle to be used & abused.

        1. Rebel Scum

          I am not optimistic. The MSM propaganda runs deep.

    3. Count Potato

      “I go to the wilderness for a few days ”

      So that’s your alibi?

      1. straffinrun

        I’m guessing a week supply of magazines with pages stuck together.

        1. AlexinCT

          Teen Vogue, or Shwank?

          1. It’s Q.

            Juggs.

          2. Deplorableme

            Biggins!

  18. she seems nice….

    She fights every ‘troll, psycho and perv’ she can find – and uses the law to do it

    One avenue Goldberg took was confronting Grindr’s refusal to act. Grindr’s defence arose from US legislation, Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act (CDA). It grants companies immunity from repercussions for what users post, since the companies are not viewed as publishers of the content. Goldberg believes this leglisation “is the enabler of every asshole, troll, psycho and perv on the internet”. Because internet companies are not legally bound to protect their users, Goldberg says, many of them don’t.

    She points out that services like Twitter and Facebook may have terms and conditions, but they’re not enforceable. “Until terms and conditions are enforceable in court, I don’t give a shit what these companies say are in them,” she says (Goldberg is very liberal when it comes to swearing). The only available fix is for lawyers like her to “be able to sue the fuck out of them for product defects”.

    After moving through various courts, the Grindr case was dismissed because of Section 230. “Grindr had enabled and facilitated Matthew’s abuse,” she says. “They knew it was happening. They could have stopped the strangers showing up at Matthew’s door. But legally they didn’t have to do anything to keep Matthew safe because of the fucking CDA.”

    This immunity given to tech companies, she believes, “is a government handout to the one industry least deserving of it. Besides the gun industry, name me one other industry that can’t be held accountable to people harmed by their product?

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      Without Section 230, Twitter and Facebook and Grindr and like sites (and Glibs) couldn’t exist.

      Maybe that’s what she wants, who knows, but the internet’s dead without it.

    2. Nephilium

      This immunity given to tech companies, she believes, “is a government handout to the one industry least deserving of it. Besides the gun industry, name me one other industry that can’t be held accountable to people harmed by their product?

      The FOP?

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Who are you calling a fop?

        1. WTF

          Fop?! I’m a Dapper Dan man!

      2. Rhywun

        Now do the phone company.

      3. Democratic Hitler

        Boom.

    3. Drake

      “Besides the gun industry, name me one other industry that can’t be held accountable to people harmed by their product?”

      The auto industry
      Knife industry
      Truck manufacturers
      Railroads
      Oil industry
      Chemical plants…

      Like the firearms industry, they can be held liable if products are defective. They are not responsible for thevmslicious use of their product.

      1. leon

        Fuck her. They are held accountable for what they should be. Otherwise the schools should be sued for giving any credentials to such a mouth breathing know nothing.

    4. Count Potato

      What is she doing on Grindr in the first place?

      1. Representing a client. something something RTFA

    5. leon

      I wonder what her opinion on free speech is.

    6. Gadfly

      They could have stopped the strangers showing up at Matthew’s door. But legally they didn’t have to do anything to keep Matthew safe because of the fucking CDA.

      If stranger’s are showing up at Matthew’s door, I’m going to go out on a limb and say he is the one most responsible for his lack of safety. Don’t post your address online, people. And if you’re going to engage in risky behavior (such as random hookups), consider using a false name.

    1. PieInTheSky

      IT IS JUST ANTI ZIONIST OKAY

      1. Jarflax

        AKA we don’t hate Jews, we just hate the fact that they have a place to live.

    2. leon

      I scanned through pretty rapidly but see no examples of what they claim. It seems to be that they are upset Because BDS supporters are in the curriculum board.

      1. Certified Public Asshat

        What about circumcision?

    3. A Leap at the Wheel

      I noticed that they are all ad hominem, and 0% links to the actual curriculum…

  19. PieInTheSky

    The Persistence of Poverty: Karelis’ Practice

    https://www.econlib.org/the-persistence-of-poverty-karelis-practice/

    Now that he’s explained the nature of persistent poverty, Karelis is ready to end it forever. His solution is simplicity itself: Give the poor everything they need. Once their needs are met, they’ll start acting like regular middle-class folks in order to satisfy their wants. Or in his terminology, once you give the poor enough to pay for all their relievers, they will prudently strive to acquire their pleasers.

    Contrary to virtually everyone on Earth, for example, Karelis affirms that unconditional welfare benefits increase work effort

    hmmm color me skeptical

    1. I’m pretty sure the evidence is people given their needs simply don’t put in any more effort.

      People who are self-motivated to ear don’t need hand-outs to meet their needs, they just go out and do it.

    2. Drake

      The ability to delay gratification. You either have it or you don’t.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      That’s only been disproven by a century of data on welfare and the entirety of the Soviet Union.

    4. robc

      See me comments on the 2nd and 3rd article (although ignore the 3rd where autofill accidentely used my real name).

      If his theory was correct, star athletes and lottery winners wouldn’t be going bankrupt at high rates.

      This, btw, is what led to my question on here the other day about soccer players and bankruptcy.

      1. PieInTheSky

        You know you could skip the ignore calls no one would have noticed.

        1. robc

          Someone would…someone.

          I don’t really care, my name isn’t exactly hidden in its current form. Anyone who has received BIF emails from me has my real name.

    5. Jarflax

      Once their needs are met, they’ll start acting like regular middle-class folks in order to satisfy their wants.

      except 90% of ‘acting like regular middle-class folks’ is based in self reliance and self discipline. If someone poor acquires those traits they stop being poor very rapidly.

      1. I’ve said this before, but both of my parents grew up in poverty. My dad had it worst but, due to the culture they grew up in – self-reliance – was, along with the rest of his brothers and sister, able to rise above it.

    6. Has he looked at all those lotto winners who wind up broke?

  20. Rebel Scum

    Uh huh. But now I have more questions.

    Wealthy financier Jeffrey Epstein reportedly hanged himself with a bedsheet on Saturday morning that he tied to the top of a bunk bed.

    “The convicted pedophile, who was 6 feet tall, apparently killed himself by kneeling toward the floor and strangling himself with the makeshift noose, a law enforcement source said Monday,” the New York Post reported. “Epstein was ‘unresponsive’ when he was discovered in his cell in the Special Housing Unit of the Metropolitan Correctional Center around 6:30 a.m. on Saturday, the federal Bureau of Prisons has said.”

    1. AlexinCT

      Bed sheet? You mean those sheets made of a flimsy cardboard like material that would never hold anything over 50 lbs? Yeah, sure….

    2. It wasn’t suicide, it was a Carradine.

      1. Drake

        It was Clintoncide.

        1. AlexinCT
        2. Don Escaped Texas

          I love how the Clintons couldn’t cover up a blowjob but also allegedly somehow run an assassination program as complex and effective as the John Wickverse— Drunkest Librarian (@DrunkestLibrary) August 12, 2019

          1. leon

            Fair point…

          2. Except a lot of the arkancide cases are very sloppy, and it was more of a case of noninvestigation rather than complex or sophisticated. As for the oval office trysts, Bubba rightly knew no one really gave a damn.

          3. Don Escaped Texas

            it’s just funny; for me, unless I’m presenting sworn testimony, funny is more important than fact: I’ve got enough facts at my command, but I could use a laugh

            so that’s why I’m here

            on point, though, this same notion has been made about Trump and Putin: international supermen who can’t keep their mistresses in line or whatever

            the other thing for us managers: don’t you get tickled when you think about how hard it is to herd cats across borders and timelines just trying to get X built and shipped to Y before noon on Z? even when you do everything right, life’s a paper chase and about a B+ on a good day; the last thing that went off as planned was D-Day: they spent a bazillion dollars, had three years to think about it and a year to gear up, and still thousands of guys died . . . . and that was a good week in the life !

          4. creech

            Tons of shit went wrong on D-Day but something not planned went right: Hitler’s aides were afraid to wake him up and let me know the panzers had to move.

          5. Jarflax

            wake him up and let me know the panzers had to move.

            Did you just admit that you are Hitler?

          6. So why did moving the panzers even need Creech’s approval anyway? That was way too high up the chain of command for the doctrines that had served so well earlier.

          7. creech

            Can’t you numbnutz read? “Me” refers to Rommel, not Hitler. I’m Rommel, I’m 137 years old and happily retired in Paraguay. My suicide was a stunt, pulled off with my friends in Odessa.

          8. straffinrun

            I just keep putting stuff in the ledger. Organized hit. Suicide. Combo. The list for each sounds plausible if you ignore the other.

          9. ChipsnSalsa

            Could argue that the blowjob wasn’t worth their time to cover up. They can have something like that surface and not be damaged to badly. Calculated risk on the Clinton’s part?

          10. The Last American Hero

            The blow job was covered up, until Drudge caused enough of a fuss. It was covered up or ignored by all the mainstream media.

          11. AlexinCT

            Until they no longer could do so…

            The lame stream media is not referred to – correctly – as dnc operatives with bylines accidentally.

  21. PieInTheSky
    1. leon

      “The bicycle, as we know it today, was not invented until the late 1800s. Yet it was a simple mechanical invention. It would seem to require no brilliant inventive insight, and certainly no scientific background.”

      Geez I have when people look at something and say “that’s easy, I could have done that…”. Yeah, but you didn’t.

      1. I could have – but it was already invented and on the market, so I didn’t.

    2. STEVE SMITH RIDE HIKER LIKE BICYCLE. BEFORE BICYCLE INVENTED!

      1. Tundra

        Perfectly brutal. Love it!

    3. Tejicano

      I challenge anybody to fabricate a bicycle from raw materials and then tell me how easy that was.

      1. Are we talking iron ore and trees raw materials, or premade tube stock and chain?

        1. Tejicano

          I’ll allow rods, tubes, sheets, and plates of steel, and liquid/powdered rubber. But if you intend to weld anything you have to fabricate all that equipment too.

          1. This Guy made one out of wood.

          2. A Leap at the Wheel

            The tool selection in that video literally gave me cancer.

          3. ChipsnSalsa

            Snap off blade utility knife as a chisel gave me the hives.

            We need McGinty over here to work some wood!

          4. He used a pencil, straightedge and plywood in the first scene, disqualified by Tejicano’s standards.

          5. So, rivets it is.

          6. ChipsnSalsa

            brazing would be a joining method that wouldn’t require as much development.

          7. Tejicano

            You could probably get it hot enough with charcoal but what are you going to use for flux?

          8. A Leap at the Wheel

            If steel rod is permitted, I would have to assume 20 Mule Team Borax is permitted, right? Its been an off-the-shelf product for over a century.

          9. No, Tejicano is trying to make a point by shifting the goalposts until you’re only allowed stone tools you’ve knapped yourself after scrounging the flint.

          10. A Leap at the Wheel

            The truth of the matter is that any society that made the antikythera mechanism had all the constituent technology to make a bicycle.

            But sometimes shits hard and no one figures stuff out for a long time.

          11. You don’t even need that much for a direct-drive velocipede where the pedals are on the axle of the drive wheel.

          12. blackjack

            I have a mill, a lathe, and a welders. I can build a bicycle that looks as good as store bought with just that. Assuming I have the metal.

  22. Drake

    My computer is running a giant update. It’s been over 30 minutes ans Microsoft is 5% done.

    1. AlexinCT

      You sure it is not stealing all your information and copying it to a computer of some Russian Trump associate that will then tell you you will need to pay them with gift cards to prevent them from showing your nekked pics to everyone?

      1. Drake

        They are going to be really disappointed at the return on that investment.

    2. I ran that one last night… took ~30 minutes on a fairly new PC.

      1. Jarflax

        Took me over an hour. the progress bar was NOT linear, the first 20% took over 50 minutes.

        1. You expected them to go to the trouble of calculating the actual time required for each operation rather than tie the progress meter to a handful of easily defined checkpoints?

          1. Jarflax

            Expect? No. Wish? It’d be nice if the indicator allowed me to do at least a tiny bit of planning.

          2. Brett L

            Ah, no, the progress indicator is solely there to keep you from deciding the computer has locked up and you have to restart it.

          3. Which is why it spends 80% of its time on 99%.

  23. Count Potato

    Today, nothing happened in England.

    “Miley Cyrus ‘moves into $2.5million bachelorette pad NEXT to Malibu mansion she shared with estranged husband Liam Hemsworth’… as he breaks his silence to wish her ‘health and happiness’”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7351593/Miley-Cyrus-moves-2-5m-bachelorette-pad-Liam-Hemsworth-split.html

    “Miley Cyrus’ family rally round new girlfriend Kaitlynn Carter as she posts racy social media snap from Italy… after Liam Hemsworth finally breaks his silence”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7351973/Miley-Cyrus-family-rally-round-new-girlfriend-Kaitlynn-Carter.html

    1. Count Potato

      “Liam Hemsworth is spotted for FIRST TIME since breaking his silence on Miley Cyrus split… as he fails to crack a smile during low-key surfing session with supportive brother Chris”

      https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7351777/Liam-Hemsworth-spotted-TIME-breaking-silence-Miley-Cyrus-split.html

      “‘I wish her nothing but health and happiness’: Liam Hemsworth finally addresses split from wife Miley Cyrus on Instagram… as it’s claimed they’ve been separated for months”

      https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7351195/Liam-Hemsworth-finally-addresses-split-wife-Miley-Cyrus-Instagram.html

      1. Certified Public Asshat

        Meh, he always seemed pretty normal, so why he was ever with her is a mystery. He can definitely do better.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Hey, look at me! My music sucks so let’s see if I can get you to pay attention when I talk about what I like to do with my cooter!

    3. Welp she isn’t aging well. She looks like a dental hygienist who let her freak flag fly.

      1. leon

        https://youtu.be/HOgj2etJs3Y

        Did the onion predict it? Or was it just inevitable?

      2. Count Potato

        What’s wrong with being a dental hygienist?

        1. nothing, if you don’t mind a woman who has been inside someone else’s mouth all day.

          1. AlexinCT

            I would prefer that to a proctologist…

          2. Chipwooder

            Better than a woman whom someone else has been in her mouth all day.

            Try the veal.

    4. Count Potato

      “Miley Cyrus and new love interest Kaitlynn Carter enjoyed a ‘spiritual experience’ at Stonehenge in JULY amid reports the singer and husband Liam Hemsworth split months ago”

      https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7351655/Miley-Cyrus-Kaitlynn-Carter-enjoyed-spiritual-experience-Stonehenge.html

  24. robc

    Fredo is not an ethnic slur.

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      It *could* be these days.

      Nothing beats the scene when ‘Fredo demanded respected from Michael and claimed to be ‘smarht’ and then slumped in his chair. Brilliant.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Ha. He claimed that in the clip. Too funny. No it isn’t.

        Words really do hurt fragile progs.

        1. Fourscore

          Its one thing to Fredoize the Italians, as long as it doesn’t start to copycat to Estonians. Wait, I’m not Estonian.

    2. straffinrun

      I don’t care if it is. Even if it is, it’s not even a .01% of the n word. What an ass for Cuomo to compare it to that.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        It’s not even .1%. He’s just a rage filled jerk.

        Fake pejorative from a purveyor of fake news.

          1. whiz

            So comparing it to the n-word is his go-to beat-down response. How original of him.

      2. Now I’ve got all these useless “wops” laying around I was hoping to employ over the next decade. Thanks Fredo!

  25. Today it’s the flags, what next?

    A new take on all this was given to us by one Frank Figliuzzi, a former assistant director of the FBI and frequent guest panelist. He informed the nation last week that Trump had revealed one piece of the puzzle when he said after the shootings that flags would stay at half staff for those killed until Aug. 8.

    “The numbers 8-8 are very significant in neo-Nazi and white supremacy movements,” he told Brian Williams. “The letter ‘H’ is the eighth letter of the alphabet and to them the numbers 8-8 together stand for ‘Heil Hitler.’ So we’re going to be trailing the flag back up at dusk on 8/8.”

    You got that? Trump is in league with a cohort of Nazis, to whom he sends signals that he is still with them in such subtle codes. Flags today, the number of cars in the motorcade tomorrow, and God knows what comes after that.

    he’s on to us!!!

    1. Rebel Scum

      Speaking of conspiracy theories…

    2. ChipsnSalsa

      I checked to see if that was going to a Bee article, wow.

      This sort of garbage is equivalent to soothsaying and chicken entrails.

    3. whiz

      No wonder tin-foil prices are so high.

      Has anybody checked to see if August 8th was the normal time that the flags would be raised back to full staff, i.e., after a certain number of days? Isn’t there a protocol for those things?

      1. R C Dean

        Thought I saw something pointing out that this was per protocol. The whole thing is too stupid to burn clicks and keystrokes on to confirm, though.

      2. whiz

        OK, I found this web page that has a link to a list of half-staff flag events since 2010. There have been 21 related to mass shootings or terrorist events (some not in the U.S.); 16 of them ended 4 days after they started, including the one for El Paso. Trump had 3 that were for different lengths (all shorter), Obama had 2 (both longer). So while I couldn’t find a written rule (I think it’s at the discretion of the prez), the time for El Paso was certainly the most common one.

  26. PieInTheSky

    So I saw in article entitled J.D. Vance Becomes Catholic. Why is something like this news ?

    1. Drake

      The Pope isn’t even Catholic these days?

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        He’s Argentinian. The Church will be defaulting on its debt sometime in the near future.

  27. Rebel Scum

    Bingo…

    Biden, who has made no effort to hide his ambition to raise taxes if elected in 2020, told a crowd in the Hawkeye State that by eliminating the tax cuts Trump passed during his first year in office, the country could spend more on healthcare and other items. The former vice president, however, did not just promise to roll back some of the cuts for the wealthy, like his other 2020 competitors, but he pledged to “eliminate” all of them.

    “By eliminating just a few of the tax cuts, I’m going to eliminate mostly – all of them,” Biden said. “But a few of the tax cuts, we – you think I’m joking, but I’m not.”

    “If you know anything about me and taxes,” he added….

    “Look, Donald Trump has put in a horrible situation, we do have enormous income inequality,” Biden said at the first Democrat presidential debate in June. “The one thing I agree on is we can make massive cuts in the $1.6 trillion dollars in tax loopholes out there, and I would be going about eliminating Donald Trump’s tax cuts for the wealthy.”

    The claim, though, was largely debunked, even by liberal outlets like The Washington Post, which found the average family making between $50,000 and $75,000 annually got a tax cut of around $1,000.

    “I’m going to raise your taxes and take your guns.” => Winning strategy.

    1. leon

      We’re gonna take that money you got back and spend it on ineffectual bullshit. You know what drives me insane is the left attacking the tax cuts for increasing debt but then saying they want to raise taxes to buy moar stuff!

      1. Count Potato

        Actually, revenues have increased.

        1. Jarflax

          What a Laffer

      2. Rhywun

        They’re going with the fantasy that sticking it to “the rich” will fund their new new deal dreams and then some. So, yes, they actually think they’ll be cutting debt.

  28. AlexinCT

    HA!

    1. Raston Bot

      that’s legit funny and not just b/c it’s making fun of an elderly person.

    2. Raston Bot

      “the govt is controlled by violent white supremacists and therefore we should give up our guns to the govt.”

      /HONK HONK

      welcome to Clown World

  29. A Lesson for Automakers? Navy Abandons Touchscreen Controls Over Safety Concerns

    The U.S. Navy has decided to convert the touch screens installed on its destroyer fleet back to mechanical controls after the National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) cited them in the fatal collision between the USS John S McCain and tanker Alnic MC in 2017. They were also referenced in the collision report released after the USS Fitzgerald collided with the ACX Crystal container ship. While the reports dealt largely with crews being improperly trained on the system’s various functions, the complexity of the graphical interface was cited as a potential issue in itself.

    This encouraged Naval Sea Systems Command to conduct fleet surveys in the hope it could get a handle on how officers felt about the systems. The result? Crew members said they wanted more physical controls, echoing the cries of automotive safety advocates the world over.

    Despite most average consumers not having a real problem with more tech, numerous automotive studies have shown that typical motorists have grown less knowledgeable on the many features contained within modern-day vehicles. In fact, some brands have gone so far as to implement complementary training sessions for customers hoping to become better informed on how to use newer features. Research also points to current infotainment displays being more mentally demanding and thus less safe to use while driving.

    According to USNI News, the Navy’s survey garnered a similar response.

    1. PieInTheSky

      A Lesson for Automakers? – neah

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Nothing like picking up a rental car and having to spend the next 30 minutes trying to figure out how to set the AC and change the radio station.

      1. The 2019 Jetta rental we last had was actually pretty easy to use. Heater/AC control were still knobs. Radio didn’t take too long to figure out. Mileage, with the 1.4T engine, was amazing considering the mountain driving we were doing in North Carolina. Averaged 36-40mpg mixed. Just a fyi.

        My Mustang – thankfully – is all knobs and buttons. Switching between audio sources is pretty painful though getting to the submenus is something I don’t like to do while driving.

      2. Rufus the Monocled

        My buddies get all excited with the stupid gadgets. I just got a brand new Volks and a lot of the features are pointless and unnecessary. For the heck of it I read through the options and realized I’m never going to use – let alone remember – half the stuff. Really superfluous and opulent for its own sake.

        Fiddling around a touch screen is no different than texting.

        Know what I use? THE FUCKING RADIO and that’s it. I still use maps and if we have to use the GPS I have my wife look at it on her phone as I focus on the road.

        1. I don’t use the radio part of the ‘radio’, in fact whenever the stupid car switches to the radio because it fails to properly detect the media I’m trying to use, it pisses me right off. I ended up replacing it with an MP3 player.

        2. Scruffy Nerfherder

          I’ve never understood the whole “setting one temperature for the passenger and one for the driver” thing. We’re in the same damn box two sitting feet from each other.

          1. Well, if you’re stange and point the vents directly at yourself, then the temp coming out of the vent will be closer to the independant temperature, while the overall temp will be the mean between the two.

          2. Don Escaped Texas

            you’re on to something

            Americans use vent (face mode) and max fan speed more than other countries (where bi-level dominates)

            Vent temperatures will be different, of course, but they will be much below their respective zone set-points

          3. That’s a lot of euphemism packed together.

          4. Don Escaped Texas

            Mobile HVACR is a pretty bland industry for some reason

            except that GM boys have some interesting names for this vent

          5. Count Potato

            They even do that for sports cars with very little space. There are cars with four separate zones.

          6. Sean

            Apparently you’ve never met my gf.

          7. Gustave Lytton

            My other beef is the degree granularity. I don’t care if it’s 71F or 72F. I want things like hotter or colder or the same temp as I’m feeling.

          8. Then switch to celcius. You’ll have fatter, less useful degrees.

          9. Don Escaped Texas

            would you rephrase that? I’m intrigued: I’ve found when I can’t understand how someone is explaining a situation, that often means that I’m close to a serious breakthrough into how others think and their unique insights

          10. Jarflax

            Sounds like he is saying the detailed digital thermostats are not helpful, and he preferred the old analog sliders or knobs. I tend to agree that temperature setting to 1° Fahrenheit is needless (and inaccurate given the geometry of a car interior), but also don’t see the difficulty as lowering the number is exactly the same as moving the know toward the blue side.

            That said I consider the touch screen controls dangerous. The more cool displays I can switch between and fiddle with the more likely my ‘glance’ at the display has moved from a single (not very dangerous) second to a perceptually identical (but getting very dangerous) 5 or 10. We are critters that have a very hard time evaluating how long some short duration task takes, and at highway speed that trivial 10 second look at the screen is quite a distance.

    3. We also need to bring back nixie tube output.

      Not for any safety reason, but because they look cool.

      1. Rhywun

        I usually reject dead technology but those are cool.

        1. R C Dean

          I have one of these. It is pretty cool.

      2. Very cool. Just looked at such clocks on Amazon – pushing $200!

        1. BakedPenguin

          Dad was an electrician/computer tech back in the day. He had several devices with nixie readouts.

          Yes, very cool.

    4. AlexinCT

      The lesson they should have come away with was that the problem was not with the new touch screen controls, but with the fact that most of the training time is wasted on PC bullshit. Cut that shit out, and you can train even a retard to properly use the new tech.

      1. Gadfly

        Cut that shit out, and you can train even a retard to properly use the new tech.

        Thanks, that’s another 3 hours we’ll have to waste on sensitivity training.

      2. R C Dean

        Ding ding. While I think its a very good idea (if for no other reason than the manual controls have no? less? software to be hacked and bugged), its still a headfake from what is certainly a bigger issue – shit training because of all the PC garbage that infects our military.

        1. Tejicano

          “all the PC garbage that infects our military.”

          I did my first enlistment on active duty in the late 1970’s. After a couple decades out I came back in and finished up a 20 career in the reserves – retiring last year. Having seen both eras I can confirm – the amount of time wasted in PC-type training in the current military is incredible.

    5. kinnath

      fuck touchscreens in cars.

      1. fuck touchscreens in cars.

        FIFY

        1. kinnath

          Touchscreen phones work just fine. There is an expectation the user is looking at the phone to interact with the menu system.

          The operators of cars, ships, and airplanes rely on muscle memory and the shape of physical controls to change system settings without looking at them. Touchscreens are an issue in these applications.

          1. Touchscreens on phones do not work either. I never had to look at my flip phone 75% of the time.

          2. leon

            Sometimes I think UCS is a personality account like Zardoz or Steve Smith.

          3. Don Escaped Texas

            UCS accounts for fully half of my LOL moments here

            / that’s how fucked up my sense of humor is

          4. Because I’m the one sane man in the room?

          5. Pedantic Bot 2000

          6. AlexinCT

            The problem is that we all think we are the one sane man in the room, but in reality are all Tulpae.

          7. In my case, I know I’m right.

          8. Certified Public Asshat

            Take the gloves off.

          9. Will you be on the ticket for the Luddite Party in 2020?

          10. We’ve been disenfranchised by the electronic voting systems.

        2. B.P.

          I’ve been hoping for a long time (in vain) that touch screens are just a fad. They are okay for some applications, but not everything. When I’m messing around with a touchscreen iPod there are way too many mistaken clicks.

          1. The walkman I have has a physical switch to disable the touchscreen. Even then, there are mistaken commands when I forget to switch it back to the proper ‘off’ position.

            I do think we’re going to move away from touch interfaces in places they don’t belong, but keep them in kiosks, because they’re easier to clean than physical buttons.

      2. straffinrun

        Doesn’t that ruin them?

        1. Can’t ruin something that’s already worthless.

          1. straffinrun

            You can make it worth less by jizzing on it.

          2. AlexinCT

            Depends on your audience now, doesn’t it?

    1. AlexinCT

      Genius….

    2. straffinrun

      I’m getting one tomorrow. Thanks for the heads up!

  30. For Zardoz:

    My partner says our relationship is the sexiest he’s had. For me, it’s the least. Can it be saved?

    My partner feels ours is the most sexy, intimate, physically fulfilling relationship he has ever had. For me, it’s the least. We have talked about this off and on for three years. He is also having counselling. I feel as if I have given up on the hope that it will ever be sexy, full of desire and intimate, physically or mentally. I used to believe we all can change and grow, but I have lost that belief. Please help.

    1. AlexinCT

      She wants him to watch her get plowed by the football team, and he is not into that is my guess…

  31. Enough About Palin
    1. That’s a pretty high false negative rate.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        *golf clap*

    2. robc

      “mistook”

    3. Rufus the Monocled

      The system needs tweaking. I’m sure you can get that up to 3 in 5.

      1. AlexinCT

        Until it is 5 out of 5, the system ain’t working right..

    4. straffinrun

      If you want better numbers, make them pull their pants down.

  32. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Tard Tuesday: Ta-Nehisi Is Old And Busted, Say Hello To The New Hotness

    Ibram X. Kendi is on a mission to cure America of what he calls its “metastatic cancer” of racism. Kendi, the founding director of the Antiracist Research & Policy Center at American University, told “CBS This Morning” that what we need to do first is re-examine what it means to be “not racist” and strive instead to be “antiracist.”

    But what’s the difference?

    According to Kendi, whose new book “How To Be an Antiracist” comes out Tuesday, when we’re thinking about the history of the term “not racist,” we’re really thinking about eugenicists and Jim Crow segregationists and even white supremacists today who deny they are racist.

    “That’s really the only real meaning this term has held,” Kendi said. “But antiracist in contrast has a meaning of somebody who views the racial groups as equals, someone who is pressing for policies that creates racial equity.”

    The El Paso shooting put racism and racial issues back at the center of the political debate in America and a recent Pew Research Center poll finds more than half of American adults think race relations are bad, and getting worse.

    One of the other fundamental ideas of Kendi’s new book is that being a racist is not an identity, not a permanent condition of an individual, but rather a temporary condition based on actions.

    “I think with my earlier work chronicling the history of racist ideas, I found that you had some people, who in the same speech, even in the same paragraph of the same speech, would say things that were both racist and anti-racist,” Kendi said. “So then how would we identify that person as being a racist when they also said antiracist things? They also spoke about racial equality. And so what’s actually happening is I define racist and even antiracist as based on what a person is saying or doing in the moment. And we constantly change. Human beings are deeply complex, and I think that’s a more accurate way to explain this.”

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      From another article:

      He reframes the argument in such a way as to not allow for treating people as individuals. There is only racist and anti-racist. He also has the gall to proclaim that “racist” is not a pejorative, just a descriptive, so don’t get upset when the left uses it against you.

      There is no such thing as a “not-racist” policy, idea or person. Just an old-fashioned racist in a newfound denial. All policies, ideas and people are either being racist or antiracist. Racist policies yield racial inequity; antiracist policies yield racial equity. Racist ideas suggest racial hierarchy, antiracist ideas suggest racial equality. A racist is supporting racist policy or expressing a racist idea. An antiracist is supporting antiracist policy or expressing an antiracist idea. A racist or antiracist is not who we are, but what we are doing in the moment.

      He’s basically selling the same bullshit cloaked in a New Age hippy-dippy Technicolor Dreamcoat:

      What about an antiracist society where racism is no longer intersecting with other bigotries to manipulate people away from their self-interests? Where we reframe the achievement gap as the opportunity gap? Where love and hope guide us, instead of fear and white fragility? Where we recognize biological and behavioral group sameness? Where we level color and cultural group difference? Where native and immigrant become one? Where we all can be fully human through embracing humanity fully?

      What about an antiracist society where instead of standardizing our tests or closing our schools we standardized school resources and open first-class schools for all? Where we honestly share our racial history? Where free, high-quality healthcare is as universal as basic incomes and fresh food? Where instead of stocking prisons with poor and mentally disabled people of color, we stock those people’s communities with high-paying jobs and mental health services? Where instead of enslaving and traumatizing prisoners, we are healing and restoring them? Where guns are as controlled as police officers fearing for their lives? Where voting is easy and accessible?

      Only the truly fragile whites could oppose this.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        This is really nefarious and obtuse stuff with potentially nasty unintended consequences. The more they scream ‘you’re a racist’ the more they put the spotlight on them.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          The consequences are intended.

          First and foremost, the intention is to shut down opposition (racism) to redistribution. Secondly, it’s to create moral justification (anti-racism) for redistribution.

        2. Scruffy Nerfherder

          He tries to cloak it, but he slipped up in an interview on NPR this morning. He is firmly anti-individualism and believes that individualism is merely a way to justify racist ideas. Racist being defined as not anti-racist.

          It’s a neat linguistic trick he’s employing, but it still boils down to a false choice.

          1. Rufus the Monocled

            Ah. Well put.

            Sigh. Projection once more for the win!

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        More brilliance:

        “the only thing wrong with Black people is that we think something is wrong with Black people.”

        Replace Black people with White people and what happens?

        “For nearly six centuries, antiracist ideas have been pitted against two kinds of racist ideas: segregationist and assimilationist.”

        “assimilationists constantly encourage Black adoption of White cultural traits and/or physical ideals.”

        Which cultural traits are those?

        The Communists theorized that if they killed capitalism, racism would die, too—not knowing that capitalism and racism had both emerged during the same long fifteenth century, and that since then, they had been mutually fortifying each other while developing separately.

        Racism didn’t exist before 1492. This is known. It is the product of the New World, and capitalism.

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          Is he saying Italians are racist? The biggest traders and wealthiest place in Europe where modern capitalism emerged in the 15h century were…..Italians!

          WHO KNEW?!

    2. >>someone who is pressing for policies that creates racial equity.

      I wonder what policies these are? I’m sure, like every law, they will work perfectly.

    3. WTF

      Schrödinger’s racist – it depends entirely upon the opinion of the observer.

    4. Rebel Scum

      The El Paso shooting put racism and racial issues back at the center of the political debate

      As if leftists haven’t been screeching “racism” for, well, ever.

    5. Rufus the Monocled

      Research centre = looking for monsters under the bed.

      1. AlexinCT

        And making them up when none are found?

    6. Rhywun

      Same “all race, all the time” bullshit every other racist pulls. Go fuck yourself.

    7. Gustave Lytton

      One of the other fundamental ideas of Kendi’s new book is that being a racist is not an identity, not a permanent condition of an individual, but rather a temporary condition based on actions.

      Hah hah hah. Yeah right, that’s the opposite of what he’s pushing.

    8. B.P.

      You can cook up all the theories you want, and call me all the names you want. You still can’t have my stuff.

  33. Gadfly

    I’ve never seen the film, so I have to ask: about the last picture in this article, why does the guy have a painted on ‘stache/goatee? It just looks so ridiculous, and I’m wondering if it was played straight or as a comical bit.

    1. Nephilium

      It was played straight. Painfully so.

    2. R C Dean

      The ’70s, dude. No other reason, I suspect.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    The El Paso shooting put racism and racial issues back at the center of the political debate in America

    SRSLY?

    1. well for the race-baiters… me? ::shrugs::

  35. The Late P Brooks

    Platform, not publisher?

    In 2012, a Wisconsin court granted a restraining order to Zina Haughton, who was routinely abused by her husband. He was ordered to stay away from her and barred from purchasing a firearm. He purchased a semi-automatic handgun using Armslist. The next day, he shot and killed his wife and two of her coworkers.

    The Brady Center, aided by the Los Angeles-based law firm, Manatt, Phelps & Phillips, sued Armslist, on behalf of Haughton’s daughter, Yasmeen Daniel, and claimed that the website negligently enabled the sale of a gun to a prohibited buyer.

    “Armslist is well aware that its website is a haven for illegal gun buyers and sellers that has resulted in death, but it has chosen to continue its anything-goes, guns-for-all (including criminals and domestic abusers) business model,” states the Brady petition.

    Armslist countered that the federal Communications Decency Act, which governs liability on the Internet, barred Wisconsin courts from applying their personal injury laws to the daughter’s claims. Ultimately, the Wisconsin Supreme Court agreed, ruling that the Communications Decency Act barred Wisconsin courts from holding Armslist liable for its own conduct, website design and content, regardless of whether Armslist intended its website to facilitate illegal gun sales.

    I’m surprised they didn’t refer to Armslist as an alt right white supremacy website. Aside from what appears to be intentional obfuscation of the details on the part of the “reporter”, is this basically another version of the ongoing discussion about what constitutes content, and who is responsible for it?

    If the Brady bunch wins, I can see a lot of unintended fallout in a lot of other parts of the internet.

    1. Raston Bot

      fallout in a lot of other parts of the internet

      no, see it’s different when they do it.

    2. Tejicano

      Just in case anybody might be wondering – Armslist does not sell firearms directly to anybody. If you go on their website and arrange to purchase anything there that item is sent to your gun dealer of choice (that gun dealer sends a copy of their license to the dealer who is selling the item). What probably fell through the cracks on this story was the local LEO – who approves the purchase when the gun dealer calls them – didn’t see that the husband had a restraining order.

      1. R C Dean

        As I suspected – the cops/courts fuck up, and everybody else gets blamed.

        Armslist did exactly what the law requires – shipped to an FFL where all the restrictions and laws are supposed to be applied and enforced.

        1. Did armslist even ship? Or are they merely the communications middleman between the seller who shipped via an FFL and the buyer, who had to recieve via an FFL?

          1. Tejicano

            Armslist is just a website where sellers can advertise and buyers can arrange for the (FFL) seller to ship to the buyer’s FFL. Armslist has no part of the transaction itself.

    3. Tejicano

      Just in case anybody might be wondering – Armslist does not sell firearms directly to anybody. If you go on their website and arrange to purchase anything there that item is sent to your gun dealer of choice (that gun dealer sends a copy of their license to the dealer who is selling the item). What probably fell through the cracks on this story was the local LEO – who approves the purchase when the gun dealer calls them – didn’t see that the husband had a restraining order.

      1. AlexinCT

        Yeah, so they need to take the guns from law abiding citizens to prevent this sort of thing from happening…

      2. RegicidalManiac

        Not necessarily. Armslist is essentially a classified ad, so a private seller (not a gun store) could have arranged to meet this guy and sold the gun without ever involving an FFL – provided they’re both residents of the same state and making the transfer in the same state. Fortunately, WI has not fallen so far as to require that all private sales go through an FFL.

        Either way, though, Armslist is simply providing a way for sellers and buyers to contact one another and has no part in the transaction itself.

    4. Rebel Scum

      I am pretty sure the transfer still has to go through a dealer, which includes a background check.

    5. The 2A exists so Zina Haughton could have a fucking gun.

  36. l0b0t

    Yusef, what happened to your arm?

    1. STEVE SMITH SAY RELAX. YUSEF FIGHT BACK!

    2. Private Chipperbot

      He broke it.

      1. AlexinCT

        And he is staying silent on the details of how that happened…

        1. I assume he just then broke it typing his comment and is now in the ER.

      2. ChipsnSalsa

        checking the thermostat probably.

  37. l0b0t

    Wifey has her Summer interrupted for professional development today – Implicit Bias In The Classroom. Ugh… schlepping to Manhattan to learn she is one of those secret (((white supremacists))); at least it’s paid. She just texted me to know if I had ever heard of Latinx.

    1. Implicit bias is bullshit. How are these frauds not in prison?

      1. l0b0t

        If there one thing the NYC Board of Ed. loves spending money on, it’s flash-in-the-pan, pedagogical gimcrackery.

        1. AlexinCT

          It’s not just them. The current crop of credentialed elite cunts that run the show have propped up a system that is top heavy with incredibly costly zero value add work that employs an army of useless SJW types and ratchets up the cost of everything while making sure the quality of anything delivered, if you are lucky enough that they allow something to be delivered, is a fraction of the cost. That’s why we went from a leaner government building things like the interstate system or the Hoover dam, to paying close to $5 million for a mile of road in so many places or the whole Obamacare website roll out. The great majority of these bureaucratic systems are replete with people that are inept/useless, but get paid really well to add no value.

      2. Jarflax

        Implicit bias?

        1. l0b0t

          I think it’s when one has to remind oneself that the poor kids are just as smart as the white kids.

          1. Go home, Joe, you’re drunk.

          2. Jarflax

            No I was answering UCS. These types don’t go to prison because we (societaly) have an implicit bias in favor of the do gooder/non-profit types. A bias that is more wrong than any other stereotype.

        2. AlexinCT

          You know: the fact that you are evil because of some arbitrary marxist line in the sand that allows them to make sure you don’t get in their way of fucking the system and the people over is used to silence your annoying ass.

    2. Wikipedia sez:

      Latinx (/ləˈtiːnɛks, læ-/ or /ləˈtɪŋks, læ-/ lə-TEE-neks, la- or lə-TINKS) is a gender-neutral neologism, sometimes used in lieu of Latino or Latina (referring to Latin American cultural or racial identity in the United States). The ⟨-x⟩ suffix replaces the standard ⟨-o/-a⟩ ending of nouns and adjectives, typical of grammatical gender in Spanish. Its plural is Latinxs.
      Look up Latin@ or Chicanx in Wiktionary, the free dictionary.

      The term was first seen around 2004, predominantly online, among intersectional advocacy groups combining the identity politics of race and gender. It slowly gained in usage, and came into popular use around 2014, especially in American universities, where its use has since become widespread.

      1. Mockery of its use is even more widespread.

        Point and laugh at anyone who uses it unironically.

        1. AlexinCT

          Because someone from Argentina is the same as someone from Guatemala!

          1. What are the odds that someone who uses ‘Latinx’ will group Brazillians in with Mexicans and Guyanans as one large container?

          2. AlexinCT

            I would bet money that anyone that uses Latinx is going to be woefully uninformed – but woke as shit – and do that without even realizing they are showing how ignorant they are.

          3. Chipwooder

            Tell a Cuban that they’re the same as, say, a Mexican and see how it goes. Pro tip – be further away than one arm length.

          4. ChipsnSalsa

            My wife made the mistake of assuming that a lady from Puerto Rico was from Mexico….

            Do I look Mexican to you?” (With as much Puerto Rico sass as you can add)

            “ummm no??”

          5. R C Dean

            *gives her a head-to-toe once-over*

            “You’re right. You don’t look Mexican. Your boobs aren’t big enough.”

      2. Is Spic acceptable? Covers both cases.

      3. Rhywun

        Its plural is Latinxs

        LOL. OK, whatever.

        Sorry your wife has to deal with Carranza’s bullshit, l0b0t. That guy is taking an already toxic environment and making it 1000% worse.

        1. Chipwooder

          so is that pronounced “Lat-tinks-ses”? bahahaha….you totally won’t sound like a mental patient stuttering that out.

          1. Rhywun

            Latin-sex?

          2. Chipwooder

            Yes please!

      4. Gadfly

        My question is, why didn’t just “Latin” or “Latins” suffice, instead of throwing a ridiculous x on the end?

        1. Because Latins are an actual historic ethnic group in Italy?

        2. R C Dean

          Because ridiculous and forcing you to go along with it is the entire point.

          1. Chipwooder

            The Theodore Dalrymple maxim, yes – the humiliation of being forced to endorse the ludicrous is largely the purpose of the entire enterprise.

        3. Rhywun

          Because “Latino” was already invented as a euphemism for the now-verboten “Hispanic”, and later the feminist crowd decided that it was sexist so they used “x” to stand for either “o” or “a”.

          And then they wonder why everyone is getting sick and tired of walking on eggshells every time they change what is “acceptable” yet again.

    3. The Last American Hero

      Every time i hear it I play dumb and declare that I didn’t know there were that many Latino Trans people in the community.

  38. The Late P Brooks

    Who let this guy in?

    Hopefully you’ll never commit a mass shooting, murder, or violent assault. But while you might not have a criminal connection to such individuals, you do share at least one thing in common: you both have unalienable rights. The right to face your accuser. The right to due process. The right to protection against unreasonable searches and seizures. Every one of these rights are explicitly violated under red flag laws.

    Such laws often allow a judge to issue an order of confiscation “ex parte”, meaning without you present. Because it’s a civil process, you aren’t entitled to a public defender, or even afforded the opportunity to defend yourself. Once a protective order is issued, law enforcement are dispatched to search your property and seize your weapons – without criminal charges ever being filed, or even probable cause that an actual crime has been committed.

    To make matters worse, Red Flag hearings can be adjudicated based on uncorroborated claims made by a single individual. Perhaps it’s an angry spouse, jealous co-worker, or disgruntled neighbor. All it takes is for someone to make a convincing argument that you are a danger to yourself or others, and your property is taken from you and you lose your right to defend yourself.

    You may be thinking that surely the burden of proof to do such a thing must be extremely high. Certainly someone must be required to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that you’re a danger.

    Nope. All that’s required is that “the preponderance of the evidence” suggest you are dangerous. That’s legalese for “more likely than not.” That’s an incredibly low bar to justify any punitive action, let alone something as enormous as disarmament.

    “They wouldn’t do that to me. Would they?”

    1. AlexinCT

      Nope. All that’s required is that “the preponderance of the evidence” suggest you are dangerous.

      Shit, they won’t even need that. All they will need is that you are in their way, threatening their grip on power, or simply rub them the wrong way.

    2. Rebel Scum

      Team Red and Trump better tread lightly on this bs. This infringement on multiple amendments will cost them the next election. I can only hope that this is Trump continuing to play with his laser-pointer to keep his opponents occupied.

  39. Gustave Lytton

    Discovered my glasses were scratched badly. I’m pretty fastidious about using hot water or lens spray along with disposable lens paper to clean them so this pisses me off. And I wasn’t planning to get new lenses until after my next eye exam next year.

    1. Huh.

      I’m not particularly fastitidious about protecting my eyeglass lenses (I use paper napkins or my shirt to clean them most of the time), and I’ve never gotten a scratch on the polycarbonate. Do you have regular glass?

      1. Gustave Lytton

        No, trivex.

      2. R C Dean

        I use paper napkins or my shirt to clean them most of the time

        [insert Donald Sutherland meme]

    2. Fourscore

      Did you have the scratch resistant coating? Maybe still covered on the warranty.

      I got a deep scratch on one lense from the corner of a metal shelf, luckily had my glasses on. Went back and got it replaced for free, even though it was my own negligence, because of the warranty/time frame.

    3. The anti-glare coating scratches up something terrible. I used to rub my lenses – pre-glare – on my shirt with no-long term effects. Latest glasses – which have every little add-on, scratch easily. So now I have to carry lens wipes with me.

      1. Fourscore

        Yeah, I have all the bells/whistles too. I only clean mine with the spray and lint free cloth. Sometimes they are pretty dirty but I wait ’til I can clean them with the right stuff. I have had similar problems as you mentioned before I got tired of scratched or buying new glasses.

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        These are the best for cleaning glasses.

        I have some extraordinarily expensive lenses (progressives with all the extras) and I rely on those to keep them clean.

    4. I’m sorry, this is Glibertarians.com. I think you meant to post this to Normalpeoplewhoaren’tmisanthropesandgiveashitaboutyourproblems.com

    1. I first read your remark as “Oh, the humidity.”

      1. A Leap at the Wheel

        I read it as “Oh the Huge Manatee”

        1. BakedPenguin

          Yeah, Oprah’s pizzas are going up in price.

    2. Urthona

      Yet another upside to global warming.

      1. Rhywun

        Right?

      2. I blame Brexit.

        1. 0x90

          the linked article was way ahead of you ..

          The vegetable supply issues come as supermarkets brace themselves for the impact of a potential no-deal Brexit on food supply chains at the end of October.

  40. Rufus the Monocled

    So. 4 in 5 Italians agree! Fredo not an ethnic slur. End of discussion.

    Chris can suck a cannoli.

    1. Chipwooder

      As a descendant of Italians, I say fottiti to Fredo Cuomo.

    2. Jarflax

      Clemenza took the cannoli.

      1. Rhywun

        I’ll be honest – I’ve never heard that used as any sort of “slur” – no idea it was “a thing”. If someone called me that, I’d just tilt my head and look at them quizzically.

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          Because it’s not. No matter how hard people try.

          Like most of my fratellis here (Chipwooder being a settentrionale notwithstanding), I literally never ever heard that.

          Fredo was always a blanket slur against dimwits and to some extent traitors. Ethnicity never factored into it. EVER. Chris made it so and now people are absurdly connecting it.

          1. Chipwooder

            Hey, man, we have the best food! *eats a slice of prociutto*

          2. That reminds me, I have at least half a tub of ricotta that I need to use before it goes bad. Any suggestions? (I originally got it to make lasagna, so a repeat might not be the best move)

          3. Chipwooder

            Well, stuffed shells would seem to be too close to the lasagna. Maybe a ricotta pie?

          4. Rhywun

            A lasagna repeat is never the wrong move.

          5. Akira

            If you’re into making your own pasta dough, ravioli is always an option (albeit a labor intensive one).

            Chipwooder already suggested ricotta pie, which is probably the best way to use up a whole bunch of it.

            My only other idea is to put it on some kind of white pizza. I hear that some regional styles use ricotta, but I’m neither able to provide a recipe nor testify as to whether it’s actually good.

          6. Caramelized onion tart with the ricotta as the first layer over the crust. Or use it on pizza. Or make blintzes.

            It can be frozen, if drained really well first.

          7. A lasagna repeat is never the wrong move.

            It is when I’m trying to curtail my caloric intake. I ate way too much of the last one. (I’d made it because I had guests)

        2. Chipwooder

          My guess is that it’s more prevalent among men in their 50s and 60s, since that’s the segment of the population in which reverence for The Godfather is strongest. I’d also wager that it’s more common amongst men of Italian ancestry, since virtually 100% of Boomer Italian-American men have seen The Godfather at least three dozen times.

          Source: son of a 68 year old Italian-American man.

          1. Rufus the Monocled

            And 95% of Gen Xers.

          2. Rhywun

            I am 50, but I’m not Italian so I can plausibly claim I’ve never seen the movie in its entirety.

      2. Rufus the Monocled

        What a….surprise.

        Reminds me of that obscure Quebec separatist jerk off Pierre Felardeau who hates Canada because they allegedly mistreated Quebecers (or some bull shit he imagines in his parochial brain) but then goes on air in Quebec to call Canadians a ‘nation of assholes’. The Quebec media, of course, pretended it didn’t happen. But when Don Cherry says something a little off boy to they mangle the intent and context and lose their minds!

        Projection.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        It is?

        1. Yes, because of this dust up. People will be calling greasy dagos ‘Fredo’ for years to come.

          1. R C Dean

            I dunno about that, but they will certainly call him “Fredo” for the rest of his life.

          2. Rufus the Monocled

            That remains to be seen. Doubt it.

            I agree with RC though. Chris just assured himself being called that.

          3. Well I’m going to call them “Fredo”

    3. MikeS

      Why is no one taking him to task for using “bitch”? Isn’t that a misogynist term? Doesn’t using it against a man mean you think calling him a female will be insulting to him?

      “Bitch” acceptable insult when you’ve been violently insulted. This is CNN.

  41. The Late P Brooks

    Discovered my glasses were scratched badly. I’m pretty fastidious about using hot water or lens spray along with disposable lens paper to clean them so this pisses me off. And I wasn’t planning to get new lenses until after my next eye exam next year.

    I finally gave up trying to find somebody who can make me real glass lenses. I guess nobody does it anymore. I have noticed a few scratches in the pair I’m currently wearing.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    Implicit bias is bullshit. How are these frauds not in prison?

    Original Sin has been around since forever.

  43. 0x90

    https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2019/aug/13/julie-bishop-laments-gender-deafness-during-her-time-in-politics

    “If I spoke in a room of 20 men, if I would put forward my idea, there was sort of silence,” Bishop told Andrew Denton’s Interview program on the Seven Network which airs on Tuesday night.

    “It was as if I hadn’t spoken and then somebody would say precisely what I said or come up with precisely the same idea. And then they’d all say, ‘Oh that’s a great idea. Why don’t we do that?’

    “And I’d say, ‘Excusi … Didn’t I just say that?”

    Bishop said she initially thought it was an individual problem but later discovered it was a widespread phenomenon affecting women globally.

    I blame her parents, who should never have removed her from the bubble-wrap cocoon in which she was evidently raised.

    1. I’ll take shit that never happened for $10,000, Alex.

      1. Akira

        Or alternatively, “shit that happens from time to time regardless of gender and isn’t necessarily a sexist conspiracy”.

        1. R C Dean

          That’s the genius of the victim mentality. It is extremely easy for confirmation bias to reinforce it. Every single non-optimal thing that happens to you is because of your victimness.

    2. Rhywun

      “Gender deafness.”

      OFFS.

      it was a widespread phenomenon affecting women globally

      Bullshit. And I can provide an anecdote of my own to prove it.

      1. R C Dean

        Its a running joke on my leadership team (50/50 chicks and dudes) that if you want your idea heard, get one of the women to say it. It started during a strategy meeting when our CNO (a chick) said a couple of things that had already been mentioned, and that’s when they went up on the white board.

        1. Were the original speakers not c-levels?

          1. R C Dean

            My leadership team is the c-suite. We were the only people at the meeting.

            One of the nice things about my job is that the c-suiters can take a joke. It helps that three of them are nurses, who tend to be pretty hard-boiled and appreciate black humor.

            The other day I muscled somebody with a lawyer nasty-gram. The CNO was thanking me for finally getting some movement from them, and I told her “No problem. Just using my white male privilege for good.” Got an eyeroll. They’re used to me and understand that my non-standardness is an asset if deployed correctly.

          2. ChipsnSalsa

            It was my Privilege

    3. wdalasio

      If I spoke in a room of 20 men, if I would put forward my idea, there was sort of silence,

      I wonder if it occurred to her that maybe the guys were just being polite? Most guys aren’t going to tell a woman, nearly as readily as they’d tell a guy, that their observation is obvious or that their idea is stupid. And it’s entirely possible, she’s confusing similar to what she said with precisely what she said.

      1. Or, she is a terrible communicator and someone either didn’t know what she meant, or was translating to normal person.

    4. It’s a widespread phenomenon for any gender working with an incompetent boss who’s dying to take credit for any- and everything.

  44. straffinrun

    Shrieking heard from Jeffrey Epstein’s jail cell the morning he died

    CBS News has learned that the morning of Jeffrey Epstein’s death there was shouting and shrieking from his jail cell. Guards attempted to revive him while saying “breathe, Epstein, breathe.”

    1. AlexinCT

      What kind of shrieking? Like young kid getting boogered shrieking, or like old guy yelling “I do’t want to be murdered by you Clinton people” kind of shrieking?

      1. I’m envisioning “A visit from STEVE SMITH” kind of shrieking. But I have no real data to back that up.

        1. Jarflax

          STEVE SMITH GIVE YOU DATA BACK UP

      2. straffinrun

        I buried the lede.

        She claims his cell was regularly left unlocked and she saw him move freely through the dormitory area – sometimes completely naked – without repercussions.

        1. whiz

          That was when he was in jail before, not recently.

    2. Rhywun

      One of Epstein’s guards at the Metropolitan Correctional Center on the night he died was reportedly not a regular corrections officer.

      Nothing to see here….

      Seriously, if anything (else) untoward is actually revealed, I’ll be shocked. Someone’s not doing a very good clean-up job.

      1. STEVE SMITH TAKE LONG BATH IN RIVER. GOOD CLEANUP JOB.

      2. Rufus the Monocled

        The hospital scene in The Godfather they made happen.

        The guy was killed.

        But the left is claiming Trump did it. Lol.

        1. The Other Kevin

          This is the one very rare time that tribal politics is actually doing some good. The Republicans are hell bent on proving that Clintons were involved, and the Democrats are hell bent on proving Trump was involved. It’s probably neither, but maybe we’ll get lucky and one side or the other will inadvertently discover the truth.

          1. It was the Swiss.

          2. Rhywun

            It’s probably neither

            Agreed. Because otherwise none of these little details would appear in any MSM outlet.

          3. R C Dean

            While I think people go to “never ascribe to malice what can be explained by incompetence” too quickly, I actually think this was just incompetence (pending further reliable evidence).

            For example, I would expect that a gap of hours or even a day or two after a prisoner transfers out of a cell until the new cellmate shows up is pretty routine. Why wouldn’t it be?

          4. Such gaps would not be abnormal. The only question in such an incident is “was the transfer of the existing cellmate for a routine, legitimate reason?”

          5. straffinrun

            I’m at 70% chance of simple suicide, 30% chance of outside help in the death. I was at 90/10. I just know that it’s not either 100/00 or 00/100.

          6. Like with the Mueller report.

            /ba-dum bum

    3. Rebel Scum

      How very curious…I am sure out esteemed news media will be all over this.

  45. robc

    https://www.econlib.org/the-persistence-of-poverty-where-karelis-goes-wrong/

    Followup to Pie’s link above. This is part 4, in which Caplan rips Karelis apart.

  46. The Late P Brooks

    Guards attempted to revive him while saying “breathe, Epstein, breathe.

    Did they also tell him he’d be late for school?

    1. Chipwooder

      I can’t be the only one who hears “signed, Epstein’s mother” in his head while reading that.

    2. Fatty Bolger

      Then they hit him with their batons for not following orders.

    3. B.P.

      “Breathe, Epstein, breathe…. inhale some of this stuff.”

  47. Chipwooder

    I think Twitter hands out those blue checkmarks on the basis of mental incompetence. This woman claims to have cracked the dark conspiracy to turn white teenage boys into Klansmen.

    1. straffinrun

      You can also watch political comedy shows with him, like Trevor Noah, John Oliver, Hasan Minhaj. Talk about what makes their jokes funny – who are the butt of the jokes? Do they “punch up” or down?

      Hopefully he punches across.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Where’s Dad?

      1. Chipwooder

        Dad’s already hiding in shame of what his family has become.

      2. ChipsnSalsa

        From a response…

        I’m not sure but my friend asked me to talk to her friend (the mom) about how to deal with the kid (the dad is a pos deadbeat). I think the kid misses his dad being around and needed the attn from those gamer guys, or he’s acting up to get his dad to pay attn to him. We’ll see.

        Where is my shocked face…

    3. straffinrun

      Someone posted this in the responses. JFC.

      https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EB1dxDwUIAA4hBP.jpg:large

      1. Wow, denying that you’re a white supremacist is itself evidence of white supremacist ideas. I can’t help but think there was some novel or something where stuff like that happened a lot…

        1. Jarflax

          Wasn’t that White Fang?

          1. R C Dean

            I thought it was Heart of Darkness.

          2. Private Chipperbot

            Where the Sidewalk Ends?

        2. ChipsnSalsa

          Animal Farm?

    4. Rhywun

      It’s a system I believe is purposefully created to disillusion white boys away from progressive/liberal perspectives.

      *outright laughter*

      “Why won’t white boys be good little progressives?”

    5. Akira

      Here’s an early red flag: if your kid says “triggered” as a joke referring to people being sensitive, he’s already being exposed & on his way… Explain why “triggered” isn’t a joke, what a PTSD trigger is actually like.

      That’s actually a great idea. Explain that triggering is something that really happens in people with severe PTSD and that it can be an actual medical emergency that requires hospitalization.

      Also be sure to explain that college students who were exposed to “gendered language” are not triggered, they’re just competing in the victimhood Olympics and therefore it is perfectly acceptable to mock them for this kind of bullshit.

      1. R C Dean

        Indeed.

        First you need PTSD, which means you need to have experienced an actual trauma. Someone who hasn’t experienced an actual trauma who claims to be triggered deserves mockery.

        1. 0x90

          First you need PTSD, which means you need to have experienced an actual trauma.

          I have read her twitter thread, what’s the second qualification?

    6. Fatty Bolger

      FFS. She sees what is actually happening (boys being boys, then being shamed for it by progressives like her), and turns that into some sort of nutty “alt-right” conspiracy.

  48. The Late P Brooks

    He tries to cloak it, but he slipped up in an interview on NPR this morning. He is firmly anti-individualism and believes that individualism is merely a way to justify racist ideas. Racist being defined as not anti-racist.

    It’s a neat linguistic trick he’s employing, but it still boils down to a false choice.

    We must never relent in our noble battle against toxic individualism, Comrades! Nothing outside the Collective!

    1. straffinrun

      That’s amazing. I’m beginning to see how cults work.

  49. Evan from Evansville

    Today was my first day of teaching. Missed out on a lot of prep time and lecture sessions. Kids are 6 years old. Not one of them is an asshole, but with the new curriculum they simply will have too much to do.

    Long day. Tomorrow will be easier. It always is. First day of teaching in 8 months. Sigh. I need to get paid. People an Evan Age forget what the world used to be like. Working hard, debt free and counting receipts. I have zero sympathy for people my age who are in arrears who don’t have a fully-developed plan.

    Lady is broke til payday. Boss is already upset with me. Am worried. She is a cunt, to be frank. The salad days are what make the saffron ones more rewarding. I hope I get there someday.

    Homesteading, making my own turf, overcoming my demons. It can suck but I love being able to face it and trying to improve. Props to those before me who went through much worse times and came out on the other end so much more well off.

    Cheers, everyone. Onwards. Upwards. Always.

    1. Sean

      Not one of them is an asshole

      Then you have much to teach them. Make us proud.

    2. Kids are 6 years old. Not one of them is an asshole,

      Inconcievable. All six year olds are assholes.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        No, all thirteen year olds are assholes

      2. No, they’re twiddlers, dreamers, sillyhearts, and jabberboxes.

    3. robc

      My rental for Aug/Sept is up on the hill west of Evansville, just up from Mater Dei.

      If I hadn’t grown up in a redneck part of Louisville, it might bother me.

  50. Clever dog is clever:

    The dog has been nudging open the cupboard door under the sink so she can dig through the trash.

    Us: buy a small flip lid garbage can.

    Dog: can still open the flip lid and get to the garbage

    Us: all food items thrown away in a larger can behind a shut door

    Dog: if the door isn’t closed completely, I can still get in with a good push. Bonus: cat food!

    1. ElspethFlashman

      And cat poop!

    2. We put our trash cans behind a bifold closet door and then put a kettlebell in front of the hinge when we leave the dogs alone. So far that’s worked…

  51. The Late P Brooks

    Cheers, everyone. Onwards. Upwards. Always.

    Excelsior!

  52. Scruffy Nerfherder

    In financial doom news, all German government bond yields are now below zero.

    1. robc

      Is crime so bad that sticking money under your mattress isn’t safe? Because that yields 0%.

      1. leon

        Yeah… It still doesn’t make a lot of sense.

    2. BakedPenguin

      Wow. You weren’t kidding. How in hell are they selling above face value? Are Krauts just putting on stern faces and telling themselves “I bought this for the future, it is my duty to see it through!”

      1. 0x90

        If by krauts you mean the ECB ..

  53. The Late P Brooks

    In financial doom news, all German government bond yields are now below zero.

    Lending money to the government is an honor and a privilege, for which a good citizen will gladly pay a premium.

    1. Chipwooder

      I will gladly pay you 90 cents Tuesday for a dollar today.

    1. R C Dean

      Would Chris Cuomo be given a Red Flag for his recent rant? Filthy language and a total loss of control. He shouldn’t be allowed to have any weapon. He’s nuts!

      I’m beginning to think Trump isn’t serious about gun control.

    2. Chipwooder

      First reply is from McAfee! heh

      1. Jarflax

        No it is not. It is from a crypto scam account. Pro tip, do not send him a bitcoin. You will not get 10 back.

    3. straffinrun

      Thank you. Imagine Mitt Romney’s, Hillary’s, Rubio’s, Cruz’s tweeter feed if any of those were president.

    4. 0x90

      Guy in the video missed a potential opportunity .. shoulda pushed fredo’s buttons just a little more and got him to follow through on his threats.

      Though, I’d guess he’s all talk, and too much of a pussy to actually do anything.

    5. Fatty Bolger

      I wonder if Cuomo yet realizes that his little tantrum bought him that nickname for life.

  54. Playa Manhattan

    Wow. Shit is going down in Hong Kong right now.

    1. Well, once I heard the Comms had move mainland troops onto the island, I knew it was only a matter of time.

    2. Chipwooder

      You spurred me to watch some of the live video on YouTube and….I don’t have the foggiest idea what’s going on. There is a huge crowd of people who are yelling very loudly and passionately, but I have no idea who is who or what they’re saying.

      1. Playa Manhattan

        They sent riot police into the airport.

        1. Chipwooder

          Then this is the aftermath, I guess? I’m not seeing anyone who looks like riot police, mostly just people getting attended to by medics.

    3. straffinrun

      I respect them for standing up to PRC, but the ending is already written. It’s just a matter of how much blood gets spilt.

  55. AlexinCT

    If they REALLY wanted to revolutionize space travel, this move would be shelved, and they would send up some real dolls for the cosmonauts to get their groove on. Then again, jizz floating all over the place can be destructive. Yeah our space station fell out of orbit cause the stuff got “gummed up” is not going to be good for people’s careers.

    1. Is it like the last russian android which turned out to be a guy in a suit?

    2. whiz

      Fedor stands 6-foot tall, weighs no less than 233 pounds depending on extra equipment, and can lift up to 44 pounds of cargo.

      What a wimp.

      1. R C Dean

        Yeah, not exactly strong like bull.

      2. 0x90

        I naturally read that as “Fredo stands 6-foot tall ..”

  56. straffinrun

    There are many good ones out there, but I tip my hat to this one especially.

    https://twitter.com/1sweetkahili/status/1161292721601908737

      1. 0x90

        my thoughts exactly

        1. No, I’m unsure of what your remark means.

          1. 0x90

            Just that the sight of thousands of people revolving around a box is .. frustrating to me .. at this late date.

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