Japanese Swords – Part 2 – What Makes Them Superior?

As in any country, not all Japanese of the top social caste were necessarily wealthy. Towards the end of the feudal era in Japan poor and even destitute Samurai did exist. Many Samurai were just making ends meet and only a few Samurai could afford a sword of high quality. While a low to medium grade Japanese sword was still a marvelous piece of technology for its time it was the finer swords which were truly amazing.

In forging a Japanese sword the master would crouch on one knee at the anvil, holding the red hot billet with tongs in his left hand and strike it with a hammer in his right hand (Japanese of any social standing, had they been born left-handed, were forced to become right-handed). During the forging process there were three apprentices standing around the anvil – one opposite the master, and one on either side. When the master struck the billet they would, in sequence, strike the exact same spot on the billet with larger, two handed hammers.

While common Japanese swords were forged from a single billet, the best quality blades were composed of separate billets of different composition, forge welded together for the end product. Usually this was done with two billets, each having started as a piece of iron forged to a piece of steel, heated, folded over on itself, then hammered together. This folding and hammering process was repeated many times to create thousands of layers within the width of the billet. Two of these iron-steel multi-layered billets would be forged to a pure steel billet between them, then forged into a sword blank. This resulted in a sword having a body of layered iron-steel with a center core and cutting edge of pure steel.

A blade forged like this, when heat treated, would have layers of iron which were still flexible while the layers of steel would be more rigid, resulting in a blade which is much more difficult to break. In addition, forging a blade in this way would align the steel molecules more uniformly while driving out inclusions (microscopic spaces or impurities) resulting in a harder and more rigid material with less tendency to break or crack.

But that’s not all. Japanese sword makers had a unique process for quenching blades which was the same for all Japanese swords. When the sword had been forged, shaped, and ready for heat treatment it was covered in a layer of clay mixed with ash. This layer of clay was about one quarter to three-eighths inch thick. After application of the clay, before it dried, the clay was scrapped off the part of the blade which was to be the cutting edge. When the blade was heated then quenched in water the exposed edge cooled quicker than the body of the blade, making the steel at the edge much harder than the rest of the blade.

When this quenching process is used the difference in hardness shows up when the blade is polished. The body of the blade, being relatively softer, comes to a brighter shine while the harder edge is still duller. In fact, a Japanese blade polisher (not the same as a blade maker) will apply a slightly courser grit to this harder edge area to highlight this difference. The result is a blade with a very high polish on most of the surface with a cloudy finish on the area at the cutting edge.

It was known that meteorite was prized by Japanese swordsmiths for use in making their blades. I have also read that some swords tested with modern equipment have been shown to have chromium in the steel. I have no idea how a feudal era Japanese swordsmith would find and identify natural examples of chromium and then blend it uniformly into a steel billet. I can only assume they had an empirical understanding about how some ore looked different and how that related to the end product.

In the late 13th and early 14th century lived a man by the name Masamune who is regarded as the finest Japanese swordsmith ever. In his own lifetime his blades were so highly regarded that after one point he would no longer sign them (Japanese swordsmiths sign their blades on one side of the tang using hammer and chisel) believing that if a person could not recognize the quality of his work that person didn’t deserve to know who made it.

While blade testing in Japan was not particularly common there are known historic examples of this practice. One test involved securing a blade of average quality in a solid fixture and cutting it with the blade being tested. To pass this test the superior blade should not show any nick or crack where it cut the other blade.

Another testing method involved cutting through human bodies. In some cases this was done while executing a convicted criminal. A superior Japanese blade was expected to be able to cut diagonally through a human torso from one shoulder, through ribs, spine, and on through the ribs on the opposite side without damaging the blade. In one legendary case I have read about the blade had the inscription “five body sword” on the tang opposite the maker’s signature. Legend has it that this blade had cut through five stacked human cadavers in a single stroke.

75 years ago US troops fighting the Imperial Japanese in the Pacific often faced Banzai charges of massed troops, some with little more than rifle-mounted bayonets and swords after running out of ammunition. In fact, there was a training film shown to some Imperial troops which described how to disable an American machinegun with the stroke of a sword in which a sword expert did just that with captured American equipment.

During WWII and the following occupation of Japan many Japanese swords made their way to the US – a number of them true museum pieces. There still are some significantly valuable Japanese swords in the US market but you can expect that the best examples of them have already been identified and repatriated to the much higher priced market in Japan. Should you happen to possess or find one and wish to have it reconditioned please understand that only a person properly trained to polish Japanese blades will be able to do the job without seriously detracting from its value. This is a very expensive proposition and only worth it if you have a blade of exceptional value. Any collector can immediately tell the difference between a blade which was polished by a traditionally trained polisher and one which was polished with modern equipment.

 

Comments

255 responses to “Japanese Swords – Part 2 – What Makes Them Superior?”

  1. Fourscore

    So much to learn, Thanks ,Tejicano.

    Being mono dexterous, I would never make it in Japanese society, I would never be right.

    1. Tejicano

      Being left handed in contemporary Japan is not such a big deal now. They definitely allow it in baseball – as it can be difficult for the opponents to deal with. But I’m pretty sure they still force kids to eat and write right-handed.

      1. Fourscore

        My VN relatives that were left handed got changed by their grandma using a stick rather than a carrot

        1. My second-to-youngest aunt is left-handed, and she was forced to write with her right hand in grade school in the late 60s. My in-laws all went to Catholic school and apparently it was still a thing to be taught to write right-handed up until maybe thirty years ago.

          1. Chipwooder

            Yes. My left-handed aunt will talk your ear off about how the nuns in the early ’60s forced her to use her right hand.

          2. BakedPenguin

            Dad, Mom, and my brother were all left-handed. Dad & Mom got the treatment from the nuns, my brother just bitched about how hard it was to write in ink without smearing his paper.

          3. Chipwooder

            That’s definitely true. Both of my kids write left-handed and I see the smudged ink on their schoolwork all the time.

            The boy is 100% lefty, my daughter is fairly ambidextrous. My wife has always thought that she is more right handed than left but wanted to write lefty because that’s what her brother does, and just got good at it. She throws and bats right handed in softball.

          4. Yeah, and spiral-bound notebooks. I’ve taken to using them backwards when I use them at all.

      2. Not Adahn

        But I’m pretty sure they still force kids to eat and write right-handed.

        The guy who taught me told me that “no swordsman is left-handed.” I can cut much better right-handed now than I can left.

  2. Florida Man

    Should you happen to possess or find one and wish to have it reconditioned please understand that only a person properly trained to polish Japanese blades –

    Let me go check my sword box. Seriously, interesting read.

    1. Tejicano

      I have heard of a couple people in Hawaii who are properly trained to polish Japanese blades. I haven’t really looked into it since I live in Japan and those services are easy enough (but still outrageously expensive) to find.

    2. Not Adahn

      There are plenty of people in the US that can do it properly, but many more that think they can.

  3. blackjack

    If someone steals a sword and then sells it, is it still called fencing?

    BTW, exceptionally cool article.

    1. Tejicano

      Thanks. I’ve tried to condense down a bunch of stuff I’ve learned over the years into the more significant bits.

    2. *looks daggers at bj*

      1. blackjack

        I was expecting a “touche.”

    3. Don Escaped Texas

      are the dimensions of a sword sabermetrics?

  4. Nice myths, but you overlook the mechanics of applying force with a wedge. You not only need to cut the material, but deform it sufficiently to clear the thickest part of the wedge, something even cheap steel like a mass produced gun barrel will not do with human levels of force. Bone is also notorious for not liking to separate in this manner, though some shattering/splitting is possible with human muscle power behind the stroke.

    1. Tejicano

      One point to note – Japanese are trained to not just strike with the blade but to draw inwards (towards the wielder) as the blade strikes. This does induce a bit of a sawing motion as well. It was historically noted that they could cleave through ribs and backbone on a single stroke.

      1. I, for one, find the narrators of these kids of accounts unreliable. It would be grand if someone found a film reel of the WWII era gun barrel demonstrations, because attempts to replicate it in more recent years just don’t seem to succeed whenever a camera is rolling.

        1. Tejicano

          My assumption was that they didn’t cut the barrel but merely disabled the machinegun. Either cut the ammo belt or – at most – damage the feed mechanism. Even if the barrel was red-hot the challenge to attempt to cut it wouldn’t be worth the effort.

          1. Cutting the canvas ammo belt isn’t that impressive.

            Surviving the approach to the gun is the hard part.

          2. Tejicano

            Yeah, if one is to believe that this training film did exist (which I have to reason to doubt it did) was it a) an actual instruction for how to disable a machinegun for the one-in-a-hundred who might make it or b) a propaganda bit to inspire soldiers to charge machinegun emplacements with a sword?

            I actually own a registered 1919-A4 back in the US and cannot imagine what sort of hand tool I could use to disable that in a single stroke. Attacking the belt is the only thing that makes sense to me.

          3. I expect disabling the machine gun is a two-step process: charge the emplacement waving a sword and screaming like a madman to chase off the gunners, then field-strip the gun and throw the important bits in the bushes.

          4. R C Dean

            I actually own a registered 1919-A4 back in the US

            I thought that was lost in a boating accident.

          5. Look, just because it’s somewhere at the bottom of the water doesn’t mean he doesn’t still own it.

      2. Changing the angle of attack doesn’t remove the need to actually move the material past the full width of the wedge, it just gives you a more acute wedge at the cost of giving up some of the power leverage can provide.

      3. R C Dean

        It was historically noted that they could cleave through ribs and backbone on a single stroke.

        I find this quite credible. A good sword competently swung can go through bone.

        Now, cutting hardened steel? I’d have to see it to believe it.

        1. Oh, come now, you can cut hardened steel With water

          1. PieInTheSky

            wait a damn minute now there’s a goddamn waterjet channel?

          2. Naturally. What doesn’t have a channel?

        2. closest I could find was this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyO46RQhYkQ

          middle clip – but that’s a small rod of steel.

          1. That is thin-walled pipe of small diameter. And when they show the cut, it’s significantly crushed.

            So, I’m guessing mild steel or softer.

  5. Sean

    Good series.

  6. R C Dean

    if a person could not recognize the quality of his work that person didn’t deserve to know who made it

    Olde schoole shitlording.

  7. Caput Lupinum

    Most of these aren’t terribly unique, just subtle variations on methods that every culture that discovered steel eventually developed. Every culture that had access used meteoric iron to forge weaponry with, usually before they discovered other forms of steel, since meteoric iron is pretty much the only natural source of iron that doesn’t require smelting. They didn’t use it because of its chromium content, but because it was easier. Once they discovered smelting, every culture including tre Japanese discarded meteoric iron as their normal source since it was rare and the extremely high nickel content would make the steel less effective at most applications, though it wouldn’t rust so there’s that. Similarly, while the Japanese method of flooding steel to pattern weld it was fairly unique, pattern welding itself was widely practiced. Europeans would typically twist the metal together instead if folding it, but examples have been found of folding the steel as well. Either way the same effect is achieved of uniformly distributing inclusions and impurities. Differential hardening was also used in swords outside of Japan, though it wasn’t done through the application of clay.

    None of that is to say that Japanese swords were bad, they weren’t. I would go so far as to say that the average Japanese katana would be superior to the average Polish szabla; however that is because the Poles a wider variety of quality because they could, not because the Japanese were inherently better swords smiths. Because Japan’s lack of iron, every sword was made to the highest standards possible, while Europeans had enough to make lower quality armaments. A top of the line szabla could easily hold its own against any katana.

    1. Nowadays we don’t have to pattern weld unless we want a fancy design on the blade, we just have Lachowsky remove the impurities before the bar stock even gets shipped.

      1. Caput Lupinum

        We also have guns nowadays, making swords useless behind decoration.

        1. R C Dean

          We also have guns nowadays, making swords useless behind decoration.

          Well, maybe not entirely useless:

          His sword also served him well later, in 1943. At the time, Mad Jack was a commanding officer in Salerno when his troops were forced into line fighting—something for which they hadn’t been trained. Churchill went ahead of his soldiers wielding his sword. He leapt out at German sentries from the darkness, blade held high, and the Germans were so frightened by the “demon” that they surrendered. Churchill took 42 prisoners that night with the help of just one other companion and his trusty sword.

        2. robc

          “Every soldier thinks his is the last generation for which a bayonet will be useful.” — Jerry Pournelle, roughly

          It was in one of his mercenary books, set well in the future with FTL travel.

          1. A blade is simple, silent, and a great deal of utility above and beyond sticking the other guy in the vitals.

          2. Caput Lupinum

            A bayonet is functionally closer to a spear than a sword.

          3. Caput Lupinum

            When attached to the gun, and being used as a bayonet, it is closer to a spear than a sword. I’m aware that many were able to be detached and used as a standalone weapon, usually a knife or short sword.

          4. Chipwooder

            Prior to the late 19th century, bayonets did not have an edge and were spear-like.
            Modern bayonets are neither spears nor swords, just large knives. This is what I was issued for Iraq.

          5. Well duh, the poor musketeers were staged in the same formation with pikemen, it only made sense for their melee weapon to work in concert with spears.

        3. PieInTheSky

          Sword or pistol?

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDsn-RRmDXU

          One of my favorite sketches on the topic

    2. Tejicano

      I am rather certain that most Japanese swords were not of really high quality – but I would say that the best ones were exceptional by any standard. Just like most people drive Chevys or Toyotas but those who can afford it drive something exotic. Not many Samurai could afford the best quality swords so a lot of swords were made of lesser quality. But the few who could afford the best did have some very good blades.

      Scandinavian sword makers from a thousand hears ago were twisting and braiding rods together for their swords. Pattern welding makes sense – that’s why many cultures adopted the practice – hammering out the rods helps to align the molecules and drive out impurities in the rods and twisting them together gives you an elongated shape closer to the end product. I have forged a sword blade and being able to start with homogenous steel in a shape (round bar) close to what I wanted to end with was a huge advantage.

      I have not said anything to compare Japanese blades to blades from any other time or place – I have only explained what I know about what makes them exceptional.

      1. What makes them exceptional is the fact that they turned the slag from the ritual foundry into something that cuts. I’m still viscerally appalled at the poor metallurgy used in producing tamahagane.

      2. Caput Lupinum

        Well, the title is what makes them superior; maybe we’re using slightly different definitions of that word, but I took it to mean better in comparison to something similar.

  8. PieInTheSky

    I heard a Japanese sword could a building in half, although that may be a myth

    1. Well, when you recall that japanese have been known to make walls out of rice paper…

      1. Nephilium

        That’s why the Gajin Smash maneuver is still a powerful move.

  9. PieInTheSky

    But that’s not all. Japanese sword makers had a unique process for quenching blades which was the same for all Japanese swords – a sword not quenched in the blood of a virgin has no value

    1. Thank Vlad Tepes.

    2. AlexinCT

      Where do you get this blood from??

      1. Why do you think swords have become rare?

    1. PieInTheSky

      if you have to make 12 rules maybe you have the wrong girlfriend? If she gonna cheat, them rules ain’t gonna stop that? A guy named Crusty Juggler seems to agree with him? many things indicate wrongness

    2. RBS

      I like #11, give me a heads up so I can get this other bitch out of here before you call.

    3. Playa Manhattan

      Don’t dance like a slag? I don’t think that’s it.

  10. PieInTheSky

    What Makes Them Superior – but seriously now, superior to what?

    I mean I like the article, but it does not seem to cover this .

    also feudal era in Japan covers quite some time, so when are we talking?

    1. Superior to the swords they replaced in Japan.

    2. Not Adahn

      here.

      The interesting thing is that everyone thinks things were better in the old days. Edo period samurai swore that Kamakura swords were better.

  11. Crusty Juggler

    Trump delays some tariffs on Chinese imports

    he US is delaying imposing tariffs on some imports from China until 15 December because of “health, safety, national security and other factors”.

    The products include mobile phones, laptops, video game consoles, some toys, computer monitors, and certain footwear and clothing.

    The surprise news from the United States Trade Representative office sparked a 5% jump in Apple shares.

    Other items facing a 10% tariff will go ahead as planned on 1 September.

    US President Donald Trump, speaking to reporters, said that the delay was in part to avoid hitting US shoppers this Christmas.

    Thanks, President Trump!

  12. Drake

    I remember reading about the Battle of Siapan in the last scenes of Leon Uris’ Battle Cry. That Japanese final bayonet / sword banzai charge was the largest of the war – sheer madness that overran some Army and Marine units before they were slaughtered to a man. I bet there were many trophies collected that day.

  13. Crusty Juggler

    Fun fact: I once pawned a Hattori Hanzo sword for $250. Someone was buying drinks that night.

    1. PieInTheSky

      and then you shot a blonde in the tits and Q came after you

      1. We’re gonna have to be more specific about the quality of the tits here.

        1. PieInTheSky

          https://media.celebmasta.com/2017/02/for-a-samurai-uma-thurman-has-some-remarkable-nudes-13-1200×1092.jpg

          I would say NSFW but it is 8 PM, work it over, it is wine o’clock. Or scotch o’clock to be more precise

          1. WTF

            Error 1011

  14. Crusty Juggler

    What Is the Greatest Movie Quote of All Time?

    Not one Jack Burton quote to be found. Sad.

    1. They also missed “Good, Bad, I’m the guy with the gun.”

      1. Tundra

        A big miss.

    2. R C Dean

      So weak. The Outlaw Josie Wales alone provides two contenders not listed:

      Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.

      Doing right ain’t got no end.

      1. Chipwooder

        Unforgiven probably has more than two, but I’ll go with:

        Killing a man’s a helluva thing. You take away all he’s got….and all he’s ever gonna have.

        Deserve’s got nothing to do with it.

      2. Drake

        ‘Dying Aint’ Much of A Livin’, Boy”

    3. Tundra

      “My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!”

      How the fuck do you skip that?!?

    4. Scruffy Nerfherder

      *looks at list*

      Surely you can’t be serious.

      1. Don’t call me Shirley.

    5. leon

      Johnny, have you ever spent a night in a Turkish prison?

    6. ChipsnSalsa

      “We’re going to need a bigger boat”

      1. So, did you misquote, or did the putz at the Atlantic?

        1. ChipsnSalsa

          I really haven’t watched the movie more than once (maybe). Shooting from the hip to agitate.

    7. Scruffy Nerfherder

      “I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

      “These are great days we’re living, bros. We are jolly green giants, walking the Earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we’re gonna miss not having anyone around that’s worth shooting.”

      There are many better than what’s in that list, including:

      “Send him to Detroit!”

      1. You missed an opportunity. Just change the order a little bit:

        “Send him to Detroit!”

        “I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

      2. Chipwooder

        “The dead only know one thing: it is better to be alive”

    8. See a broad to get dat booty yak ’em…leg ‘er down an smack ’em yak ’em!

      1. Chipwooder

        Cold got to be, know what I’m saying, man? Sheeeeeeeit

        1. Mad Scientist

          Golly!

    9. “We are protected by the enormity of your stupidity, for a time.”

  15. Sideways vaginas to pair with your sword.

    http://archive.is/Uprlj

  16. Crusty Juggler

    Secret Service officer accidentally shoots self inside Manhattan hotel room

    A Secret Service officer accidentally shot himself in the finger at a swanky hotel along Central Park South on Monday night, sources said.

    The shooting happened at the Park Lane Hotel on Central Park South near 6th Avenue about 8:30 p.m., law enforcement sources said.

    The off-duty federal officer was inside his hotel room and unloading his gun when it accidentally discharged, sources said.

    The duty pistol for the Secret Service used to be the Sig 229 .357…ouchies. Also lolz.

    1. Best and brightest.

    2. R C Dean

      inside his hotel room and unloading his gun when it accidentally discharged

      That hasn’t happened to me since I was a teenager.

      1. Chipwooder

        Jane: I’ve heard police work is dangerous.

        Frank Drebin: It is. That’s why I carry a big gun.

        Jane: Aren’t you afraid it might go off accidentally?

        Frank Drebin: Well, I used to have that problem.

        Jane: So what did you do?

        Frank Drebin: Now I just think about baseball.

        1. AlexinCT

          Nods….

    3. kinnath

      The off-duty federal officer was inside his hotel room and unloading his gun when it accidentally discharged he inexplicably put his finger inside the trigger guard and pulled the trigger, sources said.

      1. Chipwooder

        No, he must have dropped it and it just went off! That’s what I see in the movies.

      2. leon

        Yup. Negligent Discharges are serious shit.

      3. mexican sharpshooter

        Sounds like this wasn’t an accident; negligence is a better word.

    4. Grummun

      Why was he unloading it? Barring some strange Secret Service policy, why unload it unless it needs cleaned, and unless it was previously discharged, it doesn’t need cleaned.

      Perhaps there was someone else in the room, the presence of whom resulted in unnecessarily handling the weapon?

      1. AlexinCT

        They should check the gun for sexual juices?

    5. The Other Kevin

      Had the officer ever been assigned to a Clinton?

      1. No way man. The Clinton Suicide Assistance Team would never be so careless.

    6. Negligently discharged, not accidentally.

  17. Don Escaped Texas

    But, but…the Chinese are paying the tariffs. https://t.co/ARq8MNxQGV— Kai Ryssdal (@kairyssdal) August 13, 2019

    1. Certified Public Asshat

      Mexico is also building the wall in time for Christmas.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        I heard Canada is bringing the poutine.

        1. *waits at border*

        2. BEAM ain’t co-operatin’ with the MAN

          I heard Canada is bringing the poutine.

          Well, then it’ll be world-class poutine; dare I say, poutine even worthy of Trump’s piehole itself.

    2. Heroic Mulatto

      SHUT THE FUCK UP, LIBTARD!

      1. AlexinCT

        Well said, sir.

  18. R C Dean

    FBI filmed by drone while raiding Pedo Island (over a month late). TW: Infowars

    Additionally, the drone even managed to spot discrepancies within the compound, including apparent missing computer equipment removed days before the FBI raid.

    Whaddayaknow. If you wait more than a month to search a suspect’s residence, evidence might turn up missing.

    What a shitshow.

    1. Let’s do a thought experiment: you, FBI agent Dean, has been assigned the task of planning and executing the raid on Epstein’s compound. There is likely some very damning evidence linking powerful people, including the Clintons, to child sex-trafficking. The lawyer of one of these powerful people shows up at your office and explains how very grateful he’d be to have an opportunity to go to the compound to look around before the raid happens. The lawyer also not-so-subtly intimates that not allowing him to do so might reflect unfavorably upon you in the eyes of said powerful people.

      My guess is that you look the other way, especially now that Epstein has “committed suicide”.

      1. The appropriate response is to slam the lawyer into the desk yelling “Stop Resisiting!”

        Clearly Procedures were not followed.

      2. R C Dean

        *Agent Dean nods, makes non-committal sounds, and draws out some details of lawyer’s request before arresting lawyer for obstruction of justice.*

        Because that’s textbook obstruction of justice.

        1. It sure is. Seth Rich lying face down in the street with two holes in his head is also textbook murder but that didn’t stop them.

      3. Alternatively, high level FBI officials may have had their own rides on the Lolita Express and perhaps were less-than-motivated to collect evidence.

      4. leon

        A lot of this “incompetence” does seem to fall in line with the theory that Epstein was some sort of state sponsored agent (of the revered intelligence community).

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      It’s the FBI, shitshow guaranteed.

  19. Tejicano

    I would really love to continue discussing this topic but it’s after 2:00 AM and I have lots to do tomorrow. Thanks to you all for your attention and input.

    1. mexican sharpshooter

      Good article. Thank you for your service.

    2. BakedPenguin

      Oyasuminasai, Teji-san

    1. Good grief just go to a Charismatic Christian Revival and stop pretending.

      1. Also:

        “Hillary Clinton – the first female Democratic nominee – had been accused of participating in ritual sex magic”

        Sugarfree to the white courtesy phone please.

        1. Further: white women were and are the most privileged large-scale class of people to ever exist. I find it so precious when they wrap themselves in victimy victimness.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            It’s almost like they want to lose women’s suffrage. Because if I wanted to convince people that it was a bad idea, I would just point to that article.

          2. Chipwooder

            How could painting women as illogical, superstitious, hyperemotional lunatics backfire?

        2. leon

          She certainly would have to use magic in order to get laid.

      2. leon

        Now atheists can say what they want about religion, but Wouldn’t you rather the religious to follow a path that isn’t spiteful and is socially beneficial?

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      The witch lives between dark and daylight, the safely settled village and the wild unknown of the woods beyond. The backlash years of the early 21st century revealed to many women something we had always suspected: we had never belonged to that daylight world. We had tried; we had worked; we had been loyal to the rules and values of society as we knew it. But, no matter how far we thought we had come, or how often our mothers told us we could do anything, we still lived within a system that used female bodies as grist to maintain male rule. In the story that patriarchy told about itself, we were always going to be the villains. And if that was the case, we might as well make some magic out of it.

      I guess the disappointing thing about all of this is that it is so fucking, so mind-boggling fucking stupid.

      1. Chipwooder

        “bodies”

        DRINK!

        1. I’m in favor of using female bodies.

      2. R C Dean

        The backlash years of the early 21st century

        Yeah, that outbreak of witchburning a few years ago was a little over the top.

        1. leon

          But she turned me into a newt!!!

          1. WTF

            I got better!

  20. Crusty Juggler

    Trump’s top immigration official reworks the words on the Statue of Liberty

    “Give me your tired and your poor who can stand on their own two feet and who will not become a public charge.”

    This is sure to help.

    1. leon

      Yeah. To be fair the heyday of immigration was also a time when no one could expect to go on the public dole. If the left wants to blame anyone they should blame their racist predecessors for wanting to create a white socialist Paradise.

      1. Chipwooder

        Yes. A while back I got heavy into genealogy. Among the records I dug up were the Ellis Island records of the arrival of my great-great-grandfather and his two sons. They were held for a day after arrival for further examination. The reason was noted with the code LPC. LPC meant “Likely Public Charge” and indicated suspicion that the immigrant would not be able to support themselves. It was often for medical reasons.

        In any case, they must have assuaged that fear rather easily as they were only held one day. No idea what prompted it.

        1. Failure to offer a bribe, or one of sufficient size?

          1. Chipwooder

            Could be!

    2. Don Escaped Texas

      I’m intrigued by SJW who quote something from the side of statue erected 100 years ago as if it had the force of law

      same SJW who are otherwise busy unpersonning all other persons and ideas from 100 years ago

      1. R C Dean

        Yeah, you’d think calling immigrants “wretched refuse” would be a big no-no. So bias. Much bigot.

        1. kinnath

          There was a time, when the US was the land of opportunity. You could take the riff-raff from other countries and turn them in to self-sufficient, productive members of society. According to SJWs, these were the bad times which must be purged from modern memory.

          My grandfather’s father came to the US in a coffin ship from Ireland. He settled into a small house (shack by modern standards) on a piece of land in Iowa. I imagine he lived a much better life than all his living relatives left in Ireland.

          1. kinnath

            Oops, got that wrong. Grandfather was born in Iowa in the 1890s. His father was born in Iowa in the 1850s. Grandfather’s grandfather was born in what is now Northern Ireland in the 1810s and came to the US a bit after the great famine.

          2. Private Chipperbot

            My daughter’s best friend’s family moved here from Britain in 1985 and our rural area was a paradise compared to the shithole they lived in near Manchester. I asked her dad if he would have stayed there after spending 30+ years here and he said fuck no.

          3. Chipwooder

            My grandfather grew up in a cold-water flat in Manhattan, five people in two rooms. They shared a communal toilet with the rest of their floor and took baths in a small metal tub with water that had been heated in pots on the stove. His father was a cook and, later, a custodian at the Plaza Hotel. With the miracle of the internet, I’ve seen many pictures of their home village in Italy……and it’s stunningly beautiful, today functioning as a picturesque weekend getaway for city folk from places like Genoa and Milan. It’s made me ponder just how poor they must have been there for early 20th century NYC tenement life to look good in comparison.

          4. Well, start by moving that communal toilet to a pit outside, remove the indoor water source and shift that to a well dangerously close to said pit, and remove all job opportunities.

          5. Tundra

            No, work was plentiful but you didn’t own your labor.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      America, Land of the Mooches and Home of the Victims

  21. R C Dean

    Pearls, clutched:

    Of course, in the process, Trump divides the country, angers minorities, and brings the presidency to the level of the gutter — all the while being cheered on by mindless partisans who cry out, “Give it to ’em again!”

    But when a president deliberately undermines the dignity and prestige of his office by descending into the right-wing paranoid fever swamps — done to both entertain himself and advance his political career — decent people are rightly horrified.

    1. The more Trump strips the patina of royalty from the office, the better we all are.

      1. Chipwooder

        The problem is that the patina will return when he leaves office. It will be associated only with him, not the office itself.

        The degradation of small-r republican values in this country is one of the most depressing trends of the last century or so.

        1. Heroic Mulatto

          Speaking truth to power, you are.

      2. Don Escaped Texas

        I’ll agree as soon as G isn’t 1/3 of GDP and the 4A and 9A are restored

        1. leon

          So just call it Domestic product?

    2. WTF

      I love how “Trump divides the country”. It ain’t Trump calling half the country deplorables, racists, white supremacists and Nazis. It wasn’t Trump supporters who rioted at Trump’s inauguration.

      1. Rebel Scum

        Progjection: It’s what leftists do!

    3. Rebel Scum

      mindless partisans who cry out, “Give it to ’em again!”

      But enough about Obamabots.

  22. Not Adahn

    OK so…

    Yes there was a training film showing a sword cutting a machine gun barrel. The barrel not metal, the film was propaganda,

    Steel does not have molecules.

    Tamahagane –“jewel steel” used to make swords is what we would call “simple” steel. The Japanese, being utter racists, refer to it as “pure.” Alloyed steel was referred to as gaijintetsu “barbarian iron.” The sword I use for tameshigiri is not a nihonto or a katana, because it is made from L6; it is a gaijintetsuto.

    I will get some pics of it and pics of myself cutting. I am actually quite proud of one that has me and my arms motionless, my hands blurry, and the blade invisible.

    1. WTF

      Steel does not have molecules.

      Um, wut?

      1. as compared more discrete individual structures. where you can theoretically separate out one molocule of X.

        1. WTF

          It still has molecules.

          1. It literally says the opposite of that.

          2. WTF

            No, it doesn’t.

          3. Then what definition of Molecule are you going by?

          4. Old Man With Candy

            Indeed. There are domains in alloys (which are HUGE compared to a molecule containing a metal atom), but metals in general don’t have molecules in the sense of discrete structures with molecular orbitals or valence bonds- you can think of metals as an array of nuclei with inner shell electrons, then the outer electrons all floating around within the array, not really associated with any particular atom. Interestingly, you can model the electrons as something analogous to a gas having discrete particles.

          5. you can model the electrons as something analogous to a gas having discrete particles.

            I did not know that, thank you.

          6. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Hence why they conduct so well, and why they are ductile and malleable.

          7. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Sheesh UCS, it’s like you never saw Terminator 2.

          8. Old Man With Candy

            Conduction is very much tied to the electron mobility. In the case of molecules, there are discrete energy levels. With metals, the array is so large that the levels sort of run together to form an energy band that is essentially continuous.

            In reality, there a series of bands, and if there are bands that are only partially filled with electrons, you get conductivity. With semiconductors like silicon, there’s usually a filled band, an energy gap, then an empty band. The gap is what allows things like the photoconductivity- a photon with enough energy pushes a filled band electron up into the empty band. So in that sense, it’s completely mobile, like a gas molecule all alone in an empty container. Likewise, the hole created in the filled band is also mobile. It’s weird and fun stuff.

          9. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Hole mobility was a difficult concept for me at first. Probably didn’t help that my professor was Russian.

          10. Tundra

            Hole mobility was a difficult concept for me at first.

            Aim better.

          11. Scruffy Nerfherder

            About time somebody went for that low hanging fruit. I tee it up and wait… and wait….

          12. Tundra

            Sorry, I was on a call.

          13. Suthenboy

            I’m not saying a word.

            *kick’s pebble….or not*

          14. Not Adahn

            No, it doesn’t. Metals don’t have molecules, they have extended arrangements of atoms. Steel in particular is an extended structure mostly alpha or gamma iron that is deformed by inclusions into the matrix. These inclusions can also act electrically/chemically (as with chrome or nickel) or they can be independent physical units that are just suspended (such as discrete cluster of iron carbide (which is a molecule))

      2. Drake

        He’s thinking of a light-saber.

    2. Don Escaped Texas

      my arms motionless, my hands blurry, and the blade invisible

      lag is easy to do but hard to teach

  23. Chipwooder

    bwahahahaha….people are going to call him Fredo for the rest of his life.

    What a dingleberry.

    1. Crusty Juggler

      He’s such a tool.

  24. Don Escaped Texas

    are you a woman or are you a Texan ?!?

    COLLEYVILLE, Texas — Once predominantly pasture, the town boasts well-manicured subdivisions of big houses sitting on even bigger lots. The median income is $165,000. . . .Vanessa Steinkamp is the kind of voter that Texas Republicans counted on. She’s a devoted conservative who volunteered for Bob Dole’s presidential campaign, interned for former GOP Sen. Bill Frist and lives in an affluent suburb between Fort Worth and Dallas that is the reddest pocket of a reliably Republican district. These days, though, Steinkamp feels alienated, not energized, by her party. The thought of voting in 2020 brings on a weary sigh. . . .

    (Representative) Marchant, who won his first congressional race in 2004 by more than 30 percentage points, eked out a 3-point win last year.

    “Now, will I vote for a Democrat over Trump?” Steinkamp said. She thought of the leading progressives seeking the Democratic nomination: Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren and Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders. “I do not agree with almost anything Warren says, what Sanders says. So it’s hard.”

    The base has nowhere to turn, but who’s the base and who’s swing these days?

    1. Now I’ll scour the ghetto until I find the one black guy who says that he’s having second thoughts about voting Democrat, then write an article about how the Dems’ dominance among blacks is disappearing.

      1. wdalasio

        Steinkamp, a government teacher at Tarrant Community College,…

        Yeah, I’m sure that’s a totally representative sample of suburban, Republican, women in Texas.

        1. AlexinCT

          ^^^THIS^^^

          Fake republican for sure.

    2. Chipwooder

      “devoted conservative….Bob Dole”

      Ummmm, something is off here.

      1. Don Escaped Texas

        that’s just Texas babbling: you get used to in a decade or two

  25. Tundra

    Amazing how much You People know.

    Thanks for obliterating another bit of ignorance for me, Tejicano!

    1. Tundra

      Aw yeah!

  26. Chipwooder

    The NFL continues to wokeify

    1. Florida Man

      Another product I wasn’t using. Lucky for me, I haven’t had to boycott anything I care about.

      1. Chipwooder

        I still watch Giants games, but the owners and Goodell have fiddled with the game to the point that I generally don’t pay much attention to the rest of the league anymore because the on-field product generally sucks.

        I’ve never watched the halftime show, with the exception of Prince, so I don’t actually care about this. Just had to snicker at the phrase “social justice partnership”.

    2. Suthenboy

      Who?

      1. Heroic Mulatto

        Beyonce’s husband.

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Dude that knows a good grift when he sees one.

        Can’t blame him.

    3. Rebel Scum

      “We don’t want people to come in and necessarily agree with us; we want people to come in and tell us what we can do better,” Goodell said.

      Less political/woke bs and more football.

      1. Chipwooder

        Letting DBs play fucking defense, not calling a shitload of phantom roughing the passer penalties, not continuing to fuck with the definition of a catch to the point that no one knows what the damned rule even is anymore. Those things would be a start.

      2. R C Dean

        “We don’t want people to come in and necessarily agree with us; we want people to come in and tell us what we can do better,”

        If “what we can do better” referred to the game and the product on the field, I would agree with him.

        But since “what we can do better” seems to refer to virtue signalling, my contempt for Goodell remains unaffected.

        “The NFL has a great big platform, and it has to be all-inclusive,” Jay-Z said,

        Careful there, Jay-Z. Down that road lies quotas, and I don’t think you want quotas applied to the NFL or its going to start looking whiter.

    4. ChipsnSalsa

      “The NFL has a great big platform, and it has to be all-inclusive,” Jay-Z said,

      Are they going to let guys who played some JuCo football start playing in the league? Any smuck who wanders in off the street and says “I got next.”? Gonna let some third rate fantasy football manager become your scouting department manager?

  27. Suthenboy

    My great uncle came back from the pacific with two fantastic katanas. He ‘liberated’ them.
    I didn’t get the swords…at least not yet…but his brother gave me two liberated mausers and his trench knife from the European theater.

    1. creech

      He was lucky to get the mausers out. My father worked in the G.I. central post office in England and they confiscated every rifle that the GIs tried to send home in packages.
      Threw them in an empty swimming pool, which was already filled to the top with confiscated firearms when he was redeployed to France. They even caught a soldier sending home a Nazi motorcycle, piece by piece.

  28. mexican sharpshooter

    I’m going to drop this here…Curt Schilling considers congressional bid.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      LOL, Massachusetts always brings their best and brightest.

      1. Rhode Island winces.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Schumer to request Trump redirect wall funding to address gun violence and white supremacy extremism

      NOOooooo… more UFO research! Damn aliens are ruining it for everybody.

  29. Don Escaped Texas

    Andy Dick Sucker Punch

    these things write themselves

    1. Heroic Mulatto

      Andy Dick is as if the first opponent in Punch-Out came to life as a real person.

      1. Chipwooder

        Glass Andy?

  30. Don Escaped Texas

    “I shook Robert Kennedy’s hand in 1968,” a woman tells Pete Buttigieg. “So you’re good luck?” he asks.
    pic.twitter.com/RiW0fw1uwB— DJ Judd (@DJJudd) August 13, 2019

    When millennials need the punch line explained

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      The hero worship is gross.

    2. Um…how about avoiding any Palestinians/Jordanians for the next little while, Mr. Mayor.

    3. R C Dean

      I guess she was lucky, at least, on two counts:

      (1) RFK wasn’t around all that long in 1968.

      (2) She’s a woman who had contact with the Kennedys and survived.

      1. Don Escaped Texas

        (2) TedS-approved

        1. It’s as if I live rent-free in everybody’s heads around here.

          1. Don Escaped Texas

            can you even imagine the debauchery without your vigilance ?

            * shudders *

  31. A Leap at the Wheel

    In addition, forging a blade in this way would align the steel molecules more uniformly while driving out inclusions (microscopic spaces or impurities) resulting in a harder and more rigid material with less tendency to break or crack.

    And more importantly, it would evenly distribute the inclusions through the whole billet, thus making the weakest link less weak. The manufacturing process for the steel was very, very primitive and it produced huge inclusions compared to contemporary steel in Eurasia. As such, the Japanese swordsmiths had to compensate with techniques that were comparably time intensive and skill intensive. Fortunately for them, they were Japanese and had a culture that already cultivated patience and mastery of technique.

    1. Not Adahn

      And being entirely closed off to foreign imports they had a monopoly market.

      1. Tundra

        I have never read anything about smuggling into Japan during that period, but I assume it was a thing, no?

        1. Not Adahn

          Undoubtedly. However, remember that merchants were the lowest of the “legitimate” social classes, and the penalty for pretty much anything was death. Plus weapons being restricted to a minority of the population (again, penalized by death) there probably wasn’t a terribly large amount of weapons smuggling.

    2. Don Escaped Texas

      less tendency to break or crack

      yes and no: it thereafter takes more ultimate tension and shear, but it is less likely to bend as well

      I leave it to others whether you would rather be left wielding a shattered sword or a bent one

      1. Tundra

        Can I have the rifle instead?

        1. Don Escaped Texas
      2. Not Adahn

        You can also get delamination along the welds.

      3. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Concerning my sword, I’ll take none of the above.

      4. R C Dean

        I’ll pick “unlikely to shatter” over “likely to bend”.

        1. Don Escaped Texas

          that’s rational if “unlikely” is knowable and true

          but sword maker is working as hard as he can to make the sword both light and brittle, the ingredients of “shatter”

          I don’t actually know anything about these particular loads and dimensions; I just know steel

          1. R C Dean

            sword maker is working as hard as he can to make the sword both light and brittle

            Pretty sure that’s not true for any sword. Some swords, depending on use, you don’t even want to be light. Such as, for example, samurai swords – their primary use is slicing or slashing, likely an opponent wearing some protective clothing if not armor. A featherweight sword is less effective at that, but of course you have to balance the weight of the sword against its handling – too heavy is too slow/hard to handle.

            A swordmaker will forge and temper his steel specifically to avoid being brittle; I think that is probably the cardinal sin of swordmaking, and other attributes (lightness, flexibility, etc.) will be sacrificed because, as you note, nothing is worse than a broken sword.

            Weapons of all kinds are exercises in balance and compromise. I’d love a handgun that could deliver .50 BMG damage downrange, but one that actually fired .50 BMG rounds would be useless.

          2. Don Escaped Texas

            we agree on the governing issues here, of course: the physics don’t pick sides

            I just used frothy and careless language to characterize the challenge; no one understands better than me the unending challenge of trade-offs in design

            but I’m not really wrong: all I meant was that in the techniques being discussed, the design absolutely is on the brittle end of the brittle-ductile continuum; that might be less true for the light-heavy continuum, but, in fairness to me, there have been some really heavy swords made

            again again: I don’t know the loads in these cases; my comments are more ceteris paribus

          3. Not Adahn

            there have been some really heavy swords made

            Not really, outside of bearing swords. I don’t have any swords in my collection that weigh as much as by CZ Shadow 2. Now the CZ has a much shorter lever arm when in use, so it seems lighter but on the scale the numbers won’t lie.

          4. Don Escaped Texas

            I’m not a sword guy . . . this field isn’t my game at all; again again again: I don’t know the loads in these cases; my comments are more ceteris paribus

            but, re light-heavy continuum: I thought they were talking about the katana, which is a daintly little thing, maybe one third the weight of the claymores my people took into battle

          5. Not Adahn

            I’m pretty sure Don meant “hard,” which with simple steels comes along with “brittle” as a side effect.

          6. Don Escaped Texas

            yes: harder = more brittle

            steel is my idea of funny: Sometimes I think it’s a sin When I feel like I’m winnin’ when I’m losin’ again

            steel is ironic in many ways

  32. A Leap at the Wheel

    But remember that blade includes a less brittle layer. It’s possible for the brittle edge to crack but still be usable. Plus the technique employed, the draw cut, reduces impulse.

    1. Don Escaped Texas

      less brittle layer

      absolutely

      again, I don’t know the loads; just a ceteris paribus observation

  33. Florida Man

    Where are the lynx?

    *punches hole in drywall*

    1. You have un-holed drywall?

      1. Florida Man

        I patch it on the weekends, so I have something to punch during the week.

    2. R C Dean

      Bitch, and ye shall receive.

  34. robc

    So Argentina’s 100 year bond didn’t work out. Imagine that.

    1. Should have used better glue.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I just want to know who bought that crap.

      Probably the US taxpayers.

    3. Don Escaped Texas

      did the consider using them to back Japanese mortgages ?

  35. DEG

    This is a cool article, thanks!

  36. bacon-magic

    Great article! European swords are superior in my opinion. Still the whole mythos of the the Samurai is awesome.