¿Martes en la tarde? Enlaces Mexicanos!

You know Brett.  He’s double booked between two clients trying to pick up product from him, the problem of course he only has enough product for one of them, and will likely make them fight to the death to see who gets the privilege of purchasing from Don Brett.

 

For the links!

The big news down south is coming from Argentina.  Yesterday their stock exchange dropped a gut wrenching 48%.  Why?  This guy, no, not Peron.  Peron is dead, but his dumbass ideas are not.  The Argentines have compulsory primary elections and the current, pro-business president Macri and his policies of austerity, lost in the primary.  Now the actual election is in October but he lost by a 15% margin.  Which makes it Brazil–in reverse.

Speaking of Brazil, a well-known drug trafficker attempts to escape from prison by disguising himself as his daughter.

Women protest in Mexico.

Around 300 protesters, mostly female, descended on the Mexican capital’s prosecutor’s office on Monday.  Armed with pink glitter and spray paint, they advanced on the building, smashing its door and leaving a pig’s head outside.  The protests were sparked by two recent rape cases.  The first involves a 17-year-old girl who said four policemen raped her in their patrol car in Azcapotzalco, in the capital’s north, on 3 August. The second concerns a 16-year-old girl who said a policeman raped her in a museum in the city centre days later.

An interesting article on the lengths Venezuela needs to go to evade US Sanctions.

Here’s some tunes sure to irritate…probably all of you.  Have a great day…

Comments

435 responses to “¿Martes en la tarde? Enlaces Mexicanos!”

  1. Afternoon, Sharpshooter.

  2. Scruffy Nerfherder

    I just want to know who bought that Argentinian crap debt. They’ve defaulted 8 times since their founding.

    Probably the US taxpayers.

  3. Rufus the Monocled

    Argentina is Marxi-core.

  4. Speaking of Brazil, a well-known drug trafficker…

    First sign you’re doing it wrong if you’re well-known in a clandestine occupation.

    *narrows gaze at 007*

    1. R C Dean

      To be fair, he was convicted and in prison.

      Where they apparently had Mission Impossible movies on continuous loop.

      1. Spudalicious

        He was found hanged in his cell six hours later.

  5. You know who else had their head of pigs in their capitol?

    1. The Swine Republic?

    2. PBRstreetgang

      Comrade Napoleon, Father of All Animals?

      1. mexican sharpshooter

        Damnit, I took too long trying to work in Animal Farm.

        1. Jarflax

          I think you mean 1984.

    3. Lord of the Flies?

    4. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Those kids from Lord of the Flies?

    5. Tres Cool

      Jimmy Dean ?

      1. Bobarian LMD

        Now I want sausage.

  6. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Pinochet>Peron. Sure he killed a bunch of people but he knew his economics (or hired the right people at least).

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      When it came to death tolls, Pinochet was a piker compared to your typical leftist tinpot dictator.

      1. Count Potato

        Helicopters are expensive.

        1. All that fuel per commie. It’s an extravagance.

    2. wdalasio

      There’s a thing that’s always bothered me about the entire Pinochet issue. Okay, I’m willing to accept that he was a bad dude. That’s fine. The problem here is what would a good guy have done differently. The legislature was asking the armed forces to intervene, and Allende had already arrested the previous head of the armed forces because his existence was a threat to him. Allende’s government had brought in a bunch of Cuban “advisors” who were in the process of training an army answerable only to Allende and the socialists. I don’t really understand what Augusto Pinochet in “bearded Spock” universe would have done that would have been hugely different.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        This. Allende wanted to go Che on his enemies and become the next Castro. Political violence was going to happen one way or the other.

        1. R C Dean

          Recall where Pinochet’s bad rep comes from:

          Leftist Academia and the leftist media.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            +1 Chomsky Pol Pot Apologia

          2. mexican sharpshooter

            In contrast with where Peron’s rep comes from….A movie starring Madonna.

          3. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Peronism is probably where the US will end up. Collectivism split between radical “left” and “right” with nobody paying the bills.

          4. mexican sharpshooter

            At least we can look forward to the taxpayer funded resorts.

          5. Count Potato

            Who pronounce his name like he’s French.

          6. wdalasio

            It would be funny to see someone make a movie basically lionizing Pinochet, only putting the Allende role to a superficially “Trump-like” figure. After Hollywood goes apecrap for it, the makers could dedicate the film’s accolades to “the greatness that was General Augusto Pinochet”.

          7. The Last American Hero

            They should start with a Broadway musical. It worked for rehabilitation the image of Hamilton, who is now an icon for dipshits who never paid attention in history class.

      2. Drake

        He’s borderline bad. He stopped a real commie revolution and purged the commies out of the government. That’s dirty distasteful work, but necessary if you want a free country. I have a bad feeling we are approaching a similar decision.

        The old saying – you can vote your way into socialism but you have to shoot your way out.

      3. Florida Man

        I searched for the 100 million killed by communist stat and found a snopian nuh-uh, it was only 93 million.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Black_Book_of_Communism

        1. DEG

          I have some books from Dikötter in my “to-read” pile.

          Based on the reviews of those books, Dikötter’s work might increase Mao’s total, which I guess might also count as a Snopian nuh-uh.

          1. Spudalicious

            That somehow read as “Dickdoctor”.

          2. Chipping Pioneer

            It’s a hard job, but somebody’s got to do it.

          3. Old Man With Candy

            My dick doc took a glans at mine and told me that I should go pubic with it.

          4. Bobarian LMD

            Playing doctor isn’t the same as going to the doctor.

        2. The Last American Hero

          Oh, so “mostly false”.

      4. Rufus the Monocled

        They’ve weaved a positive spin on Allende. He was elected you know.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Ain’t democracy grand?

          1. Rufus the Monocled

            Progs in a nutshell.

            Allende elected!

            Yay! Democracy works!

            Trump elected!

            Boo! Democracy doesn’t work!

          2. one true athena

            Democracy would’ve worked and elected Herself — it was the Russians who interfered. Like how Stacey Abrams totally should’ve won if those dead people hadn’t gotten purged off the rolls suppressing the votes!

      5. Jarflax

        I’m torn as well. I hate the thought of killing people over disagreements, and despise any curtailment of speech. But once the Commies have the votes to take over what else do you do?

    3. Chipwooder

      Well, look at it this way – which is the better place to live today, Chile or Argentina?

      Pinochet being a bad guy sure as hell doesn’t make Allende a good guy.

  7. Tundra

    Here’s some tunes sure to irritate…probably all of you.

    Huh. I was prepared to hate it, but that’s not bad…

    1. It’s not as if I linked it….

      1. Chafed

        This guy gets it.

    2. BakedPenguin

      Yeah – at least a marginal improvement on the original (Depeche Mode?)

      Also, GBV was a good choice upthread.

      1. Depeche Mode, summer of 1990 (so right after I graduated HS).

        I can come up with much worse from that summer.

        1. BakedPenguin

          Ted, no one here doubts your ability to drop ear cancer on us. We all know & respect your talent in this regard.

          1. BakedPenguin

            I mean Michael Bolton? That’s close to a hate crime.

          2. blackjack

            Favorite Micheal Bolton song.

      2. I love New Order.
        I love The Cure
        I love OMD

        but for some reason I’ve never been able to fathom, I don’t like Depeche Mode.

        1. Tundra

          I don’t hate them, but they always struck me as kind of whiny. Or maybe that was their fans.

          You also forgot Echo

        2. Rhywun

          Your first three have aged really well.

          DM has not. At all. I still have a few old favorites (“But Not Tonight” still has it) but I rarely listen to them any more.

  8. Titty Tuesday rocks, rolls and jiggles its way into your day.

    http://archive.is/ZDCpX

    1. Count Potato

      Is #18 a real person?

      1. BakedPenguin

        Yeah, but the eyes (at least) aren’t. I suspect it’s a real woman with either Photoshop, or as UCS says, CG enhancement.

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        GAH!

  9. DEG

    Conservative Argentine President Mauricio Macri suffered a resounding defeat in primary elections on Sunday.

    The primary, in which presidential candidates from all parties take part, was won by his left-wing rival, Alberto Fernández.

    Oh fuck. I was hopeful for Argentina turning around.

    Malta, a Mediterranean archipelago that lies between Sicily and the coast of North Africa, has become a new ally of the Nicolás Maduro regime, allowing the dictatorship to transfer crude oil as contraband from ship to ship.

    Malta used to offer a citizenship by investment program. The EU made them tweak the program. I wonder if Maduro is taking advantage of this program.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Oh fuck. I was hopeful for Argentina turning around.

      I had no illusions. Given their long standing tradition of fucking their creditors, I saw no reason they would change this time.

      1. Don Escaped Texas

        you’d think a country so rich in natural resources would have no problem managing itself to wealth and glory !

        / Kremlin

      2. Florida Man

        I mean, they were a colony of Spain, so they come by it honest.

  10. wdalasio

    Malta, Maduro’s New Ally Which Will Help Him Evade Sanctions

    Okay, but where do the Templars fit in?

    1. Playa Manhattan

      I’m sorry, but I don’t have Eddie’s email.

    1. What we really need to know is if she bleaches her asshole. The people demand answers!

      1. AlmightyJB

        Yes, I want to know if I should buy stock in Clorox.

    2. R C Dean

      Still as fat as yesterday.

      Confident prediction: she’ll still be fat tomorrow.

    3. Enough About Palin

      “hourglass physique”

      And all the sand has gone to the bottom.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        2nd pic looks like a thin girl sitting on a bean bag chair.

  11. Florida Man

    Why does the US government have sanctions on Venezuela?

    1. ChipsnSalsa

      We’re trying to foment some change down there.

      1. Florida Man

        To what purpose? I thought foreigners meddling in elections was treason.

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          It’s OK when we do it.

        2. R C Dean

          *pushes glasses up nose*

          Ackshyually, its not treason for a foreigner to meddle in an election, because they owe no loyalty to the country holding the election they are meddling with.

          1. Florida Man

            Well then it must be naziism.

        3. Scruffy Nerfherder

          It’s definitely racist.

    2. DEG

      BFYTW?

    3. R C Dean

      Don’t know. Maybe for nationalizing assets of US companies?

      1. Florida Man

        You mean like eminent domain or more like declaring it a historical landmark?

        1. R C Dean

          Its different when we do it because shut up.

          Plus, the US government isn’t likely to sanction the US because the US government seized some assets.

    4. Drake

      Uh… the Monroe Doctrine?

      1. Florida Man

        That’s poor reasoning since we do business with China and Russia.

    5. Jarflax

      Whenever anyone is oppressed, whenever any dictator seizes the wealth of a nation to support his evil designs, there you will find the great hero! SANCTION Man! He swoops in trailing banners of virtue, clearly superior to his evil twin Intervention Man, and proceeds to starve the peasants. His motto “If things get bad enough, people will rebel”

      The fact that he is pulling an o-fer in this is a vile calumny spread by Intervention Man, who prefers bombing those peasants to save them.

  12. R C Dean

    He’s double booked between two clients

    + 1 Eiffel Tower

    1. +1 Pig on a Spit

      1. +1 Kavanaugh Special

        1. Crusty Juggler

          IT WAS A DRINKING GAME

          1. Bobarian LMD

            Boof! There it is!

      2. Florida Man

        You’re sayin Brett is getting spit roasted? HAWT!

        1. I don’t think it works with a dude in the middle. Think Sushi Sandwich.

          1. Not Adahn

            There are at least a few Glibs who would disagree.

          2. Florida Man

            *taps nose*

            I know what you mean..,

  13. The Other Kevin

    That song is just 3.5 minutes of the person trying to politely tell their partner to shut up.

  14. Here’s some tunes sure to irritate…probably all of you.

    I’m not irritated. I just wouldn’t listen if I saw something I don’t like.

    1. Annie’s boobs are back. She’s not as cut. Hallelujah.

    1. Private Chipperbot

      It looks like she has another snaking under her left breast.

    2. R C Dean

      Proving once again that movie stars without the makeup, clothes, lighting, and airbrushing are almost without exception pretty ordinary-looking.

      1. CPRM

        I don’t find her that attractive with all those things.

      2. Drake

        That has long been my theory. They are a blank canvas for the make-artist.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Rather unfortunate

    4. EF is older and has better legs ‘n’ behind than that. /just saying

      1. Tundra

        C’mon man, don’t make me do this…

        Pics?

        1. EF has her lawyerly dignity (ha!) to uphold.

    5. Enough About Palin

      She hasn’t looked good since ‘Mannie and Lo”.

  15. R C Dean

    The Fredo story just gets better, since it has sent people to the Fredo archives where this tidbit surfaced:

    SCENE: Fredo is being interviewed by Alisyn Camerota on CNN, who in her typical bareknuckled fashion when interviewing a Dem, asks him about his shirt.

    CUOMOFREDO: My guayabera? This shirt belonged to my father. It was given to him by Fidel Castro. It marked conversations going on decades ago that were the same as those today. The concern was the freedom of the people. What is the point of this communist regime if it is not to truly make everyone equal, not at the lowest level, not by demoralizing everyone, but lifting everyone up. My father, generations of politicians have been fighting this. So I wear this shirt as a reminder of that.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Wow, just wow.

    2. Fatty Bolger

      Damn. Wearing Daddy’s Fidel shirt and talking up communism. He’s even more of a dirt bag than I thought.

    3. Count Potato

      Can I hit this asshole in the neck with a machete? I am not a lawyer, but I’m thinking there should be some wiggle room.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        Maybe just take him fishin’?

    4. Chipwooder

      What a shitheel

  16. The Other Kevin

    We should do a series of articles about fashion, like the Daily Mail.

    “Brett L flaunts dad bod in t-shirt and shorts”
    “SugarFree stuns in butt-down shirt and jeans”
    “Lachowski rocks work coveralls”

    1. Mad Scientist

      This comes to mind.

      1. Tundra

        Cool, but a little pricey for me…

    2. Private Chipperbot

      UCS dazzles shows up in beige driving gloves.

    3. Don Escaped Texas

      I’ll edit it if Gilmore and Naptown will write it

    4. Tonio

      I’m here to help.

    5. I can rock my Hugo Boss leather jacket. /you know who else

    6. Bobarian LMD

      Fashion by Assberg’ers of Hollywood!

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Idiot, should have had the Clintons in on the deal.

    2. Playa Manhattan

      “including the country’s infamous 100 year bond due 2117”

      Hahahahaha
      Idiots.

      1. The Last American Hero

        90 years after climate change destroys us all. Ha.

  17. Not Adahn

    Armed with pink glitter and spray paint,

    and apparently at least one pigs’ head. Which seems a real waste now that I’ve been introduced to the joys of jowl bacon.

    1. +1 Head Cheese

    2. Enough About Palin

      I had pig cheeks braized in Malbec at a now closed restaurant. So good!

      1. Enough About Palin

        I guess it’s braised.

      2. Tundra

        How was your dinner at the BF?

        1. Enough About Palin

          Mighty darn tasty; thanks for asking. But the best part was dining with my brother and a dear family, decades-long friend, both currently living in the SF Bay Area (Burlingame and Oakland respectively). Both have post-docs and while I don’t hold higher eduction to be a marker of quality in a person, these two guys are world-traveled and a shit-load of fun. Great senses of humor. The pig cheeks were had at Brasserie Zentral on 5th and Nicollet (now Mercury) before it closed in 2016, which had great food in very small portions at unjustifyingly high prices. No wonder they went out of business; markets reward value.

      3. Ox cheek is the bomb.

  18. Enough About Palin

    Always found this Laurie Anderson song interesting.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkfpi2H8tOE

  19. Crusty Juggler

    Welcome to the Danger Zone: The Story Behind Kenny Loggins’s ‘Danger Zone’

    “Danger Zone”‘s lyrics were written, essentially, by Moroder’s car mechanic. Tom Whitlock started writing songs at 15, and after some false starts he moved to California in 1983 to advance his music career. One fateful day, Whitlock was helping his friend move some speakers at a studio in the Valley when he overheard someone stomping down the hallway cursing. It was Moroder, and he was angry; the brakes on his Ferrari were not responding to his liking coming down Coldwater Canyon.

    Whitlock went to Pep Boys, bought some Castrol brake fluid, and got Moroder’s Ferrari working just right. The producer liked what he saw in Whitlock and hired him to work as his assistant. During the day, Whitlock would work the phones, handle billings, and run errands.

    “If the Lamborghini broke down in Venice Beach, I would go sit there all night until the right kind of tow truck was available,” Whitlock said, looking back at his hustle and determination. “If I needed to sleep on the floor to get up and let carpenters in at 5 a.m., I did that. If Brian De Palma wanted bagels, I got bagels. If Giorgio’s mother wanted groceries from Gelson’s, I went to Gelson’s. It was a blast!”

    After 5 p.m., Whitlock’s patience paid off when he learned how to record and witnessed the Flashdance and Scarface soundtracks getting made. He would also work on his own songs, finally getting one of Moroder’s publishers’ attention. When Bruckheimer and Simpson reached out to Moroder, his usual lyrical collaborators weren’t around: Keith Forsey was producing Billy Idol’s album in New York City, and Pete Bellote was living in the United Kingdom. But Whitlock was still in the neighborhood.

    “In retrospect, I may have been a bit too clever (or obvious) with all of the allusions,” Whitlock later admitted about his lyrics.

    Nah

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I can only imagine how wild that scene was.

    2. Tonio

      +1 Archer

      1. Private Chipperbot

        And a tactical turtleneck.

  20. Crusty Juggler

    I’m Terrified to Have Sex Because Everyone Lies About STDs

    Dear How to Do It,

    I’m a 60-year-old woman who still attracts attention from others, which I desire. But I always say no, because of STDs. I do not trust men to answer me honestly about their status, and I know some men may not even know if they have an STD. My motto is better safe than sorry, so I stay at home, alone. I get by with sex toys, but I so wish for physical contact. So sad when the skin craves love. Is there any way out of this box?

    —Not Out There

    It’s all over, you old bag. You peaked at 19 and it’s been downhill ever since. Do us all a favor and just end it – we are tired of looking at your old body.

    1. Florida Man

      Condoms?

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Neg her all you want, she’s still not going to fuck you Crusty.

      1. Crusty Juggler

        Ummm I am disease free…

        1. Mad Scientist

          She has that covered: “I know some men may not even know if they have an STD.”

          1. Bobarian LMD

            No he means he just gives them away.

    3. Tonio

      And she is writing this why, exactly? Either you stay home with your cats and sex toys or you are on the market. Which is it?

      1. Tulip

        Cries

      2. Playa Manhattan

        “Either you stay home with your cats and sex toys ”

        But you repeat yourself.

        1. *hurk*
          *hurk*
          *hurk**hurk*

          *vomits hairball on the floor*

    4. CPRM

      I’m sick of all these damn incels whining!

      1. Fatty Bolger

        LOL

    5. Fatty Bolger

      “Is there any way out of this box?”

      Have you tried opening a box of condoms?

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        And lube, lots of lube

        1. Crusty Juggler

          All she needs is some shirtless 70s Burt Reynolds and shirtless 80s Tom Selleck and she will be gushing.

          Trust me.

    6. Gustave Lytton

      Yes. It’s called marriage. If you’re doing it right, you’ll have someone who continues to find you attractive and v.v. and bangs you until you’re much older.

    7. BEAM ain’t co-operatin’ with the MAN

      It’s this kind of empathy and understanding that brings me back to glibertarians.com over and over again.

      1. Crusty Juggler

        The owners of the site, as well as everyone who posts here, wholeheartedly endorse every comment I post.

        1. Don Escaped Texas

          silence is consent !

          / not #MeToo

        2. Fuck you Tulpa!

  21. Crusty Juggler

    Drive-in sex booths proposed for Berlin’s historic Tempelhof airport

    “Residents and businesses have been calling for a ban on street prostitution for many years,” he wrote in a statement. Yet he notes that the Berlin Senate has refused to implement regulatory restrictions “because it fears a deterioration of the overall situation.”
    He is now proposing a restriction on street prostitution in the district, instead offering sex workers booths in controlled areas in a bid, he says, to improve the lives of “residents and sex workers” alike.
    Dassel, who has spent two years looking into the issue on Kurfürstenstrasse, warns that unregulated street prostitution is leading to men “seeking sexual services at such a low price” that prostitutes are having to engage in sexual services as a “bulk business in order to earn a basic income.”

    It’s called capitalism!

    1. Crusty Juggler

      “Kochland” Examines the Koch Brothers’ Early, Crucial Role in Climate-Change Denial

      If there is any lingering uncertainty that the Koch brothers are the primary sponsors of climate-change doubt in the United States, it ought to be put to rest by the publication of “Kochland: The Secret History of Koch Industries and Corporate Power in America,” by the business reporter Christopher Leonard. This seven-hundred-and-four-page tome doesn’t break much new political ground, but it shows the extraordinary behind-the-scenes influence that Charles and David Koch have exerted to cripple government action on climate change.

      Leonard shows that the Kochs’ political motives are both ideological, as hardcore free-market libertarians, and self-interested, serving their fossil-fuel-enriched bottom line. The Kochs’ secret sauce, as Leonard describes it, has been a penchant for long-term planning, patience, and flexibility; a relentless pursuit of profit; and the control that comes from owning some eighty per cent of their business empire themselves, without interference from stockholders or virtually anyone else.

      Put the Kochs and their families in prison and seize their wealth in order to help pay for climate change initiatives.

      1. Crusty Juggler

        FIX THIS MISTAKE WEBMASTER!! STOP MESSING UP!!!

        1. Tundra

          Dude. Just take your Gilmoring like a man and move on.

          1. Crusty Juggler

            I am not responsible!

          2. Jarflax

            We can tell that. But as long as you accept the consequences of your irresponsibility we are cool with it.

    2. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

      Sounds like a driveway to the danger zone

      1. I, too, tried to keep a thread theme going. Alas.

    1. Count Potato

      There are no Keynesians.

      1. The Last American Hero

        Obama was half Keynesian because of his father.

  22. Winston

    https://www.aier.org/article/revolution-1948-and-its-reversal

    That this would be the result would not be a surprise to Cordell Hull (1871-1954), the 12-year U.S. Secretary of State, who bears most of the intellectual responsibility for what became the General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade that followed World War II. GATT marked a seachange in global economic affairs, the moment when nationalist-style protectionism gave way to international cooperation and the primacy of enterprise. It was the revolution of 1948.

    For Hull, it was the fulfillment of a lifelong passion. His influence, born of theoretical and moral conviction, was felt intensely by a generation of diplomats and economists who swore following depression and war that international trade between all nations would be the best foundation for a future of peace and prosperity.

    It was through Hull’s efforts, backed by centuries of economic thought and a near consensus in the profession since the 19th century, that the United States led the world towards ever freer trade. It’s been this way for 85 years, beginning in 1934 and continuing through 2018 when the trade wars began. In all these years, hardly anyone imagined that it could go the other way. And yet presently, after nearly a century of experience, that precedent is rapidly swirling down the drain.

    1. Winston

      I find it interesting that he hates the New Dealers yet is full of praise for FDR’s Secretary of State. Also he helped create the United Nations and convinced Al Gore Sr. to be enter Federal politics.

      Also that the views on trade of Lincoln, FDR and Wilson get glossed over. ORANGEMANBAD you know.

      Interesting that Hull turned back the St. Louis and was a prominent Tennessee Democrat for 40 years. Hmmm….

    1. Private Chipperbot

      The best timeline.

    2. Rufus the Monocled

      Chris Fredo played right into it.

      Yale’s finest.

    3. Rufus the Monocled

      If you were Fredo’s PR gender-neutral PR publicist what would you tell him to do?

      -Pretend it never happened and move on?
      -Use CNN and double down about the rise of white supremacy and this was proof?
      -Accept it and HAVE FUN WITH IT?

      1. Tundra

        I would have recreated the scene from the movie, laughed and told the guy to have a nice day.

        1. R C Dean

          The best response.

          “Hey, you remember that scene? Its awesome. I remember Fredo’s lines, do you think you do Pacino’s lines?”

      2. R C Dean

        If I were Fredo’s gender-neutral PR publicist, I’d kill myself.

    4. Count Potato

      https://shop.donaldjtrump.com/products/latinos-for-trump-tee-1

      The couldn’t print “Latinas” for the women’s shirt?

      1. DEG

        She’s wearing her boyfriend’s shirt?

      2. Spudalicious

        You think the neo-nazi printing shop they used knows the difference between Latino, and Latina?

      3. Latinx for Trump!

        1. The Last American Hero

          Are there really that many Transgender Latinos?

  23. The Late P Brooks

    So sad when the skin craves love. Is there any way out of this box?

    What’s a little syphilis when you’re 100% certain to be murdered by a lunatic with and assault weapon the next time you go to the grocery store?

    Fuck it, live a little.

    1. Mad Scientist

      All she has to do is find a man she likes and lock him in her basement while she waits for the results of his STD tests to come back.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        The cats will eat before then.

        She knows from experience.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          Eat ‘him’ before…

  24. Crusty Juggler

    The #MeToo Case Dividing Wall Street “I didn’t believe my filing this suit would damage my career as much as it has.”

    ow Ravich, Tirschwell, and TCW are in the midst of a long and messy discovery process with a trial date yet to be scheduled. If the case does go to trial, it will be the first major Wall Street #MeToo-era battle to see the inside of a courtroom. And yet unlike similar stories emerging from the media and entertainment worlds, the Tirschwell case hasn’t set off Wall Street’s own #MeToo reckoning. In part, this is because Tirschwell and Ravich had dated years earlier. Her claims that she “reluctantly acquiesced” to Ravich’s sexual advances, instead of being physically forced into sex, have made it difficult for some of their peers on Wall Street to see this as a case of workplace abuse as opposed to an alleged affair between two consenting adults (even if one of the adults was the other’s supervisor). Many of the people I spoke with who were sympathetic to Tirschwell still seemed to view it mostly as an office romance gone wrong and refused to be quoted on the record. Ambiguity has always been the enemy of sexual-misconduct cases, and few want to litigate a he-said-she-said. Yet Tirschwell has pressed forward, putting her reputation and livelihood on the line.

    “I understand why people don’t understand,” said Tirschwell during a conversation at Aquavit in midtown. “It’s hard for me to understand how someone I had a relationship with treated me like that,” she added. Still, “how could people in my industry have trouble understanding that there are a ton of men in finance that are powerful and controlling and love to be master puppeteers? And that, in his case, he used his power to get what he wanted because he thought that I owed him?”

    A woman her age should just be happy someone willingly touched her. Gross.

    1. DEG

      “My psychotherapist says that I am the best compartmentalizer she’s ever met,”

      I think that wasn’t a compliment.

    2. R C Dean

      Effing Christ, she files a questionable #MeToo lawsuit against her employer, and she surprised it has damaged her career? You’d have to be complete idiot to hire her at this point.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    The Kochs’ secret sauce, as Leonard describes it, has been a penchant for long-term planning, patience, and flexibility; a relentless pursuit of profit; and the control that comes from owning some eighty per cent of their business empire themselves, without interference from stockholders or virtually anyone else.

    Oh, horror.

  26. Tundra

    For The Athletic subscribers:

    Bourne: Why today’s NHL stars look far different than those that dominated decades ago

    The skill sets that makeup star players in the NHL today would be borderline unrecognizable to those who marveled at the speed of a Guy Lafleur, the cannon shot of an Al MacInnis or the brawn of a Clark Gillies. It’s extremely rare today that one player is good enough at one thing, or even two things, to where it allows us to say “that’s the one raw ability that makes that player better than everyone else.” There are exceptions, but they’re few. The full list: McDavid’s speed, Ovechkin’s one-timer, maybe Shea Weber or Zdeno Chara’s shot, though I’d argue their shots weren’t even considered their most important attributes for their given teams during their prime years. Every player today is so good at everything, that being elite in one or two of the basics of the game is no longer enough to earn status as an elite player.

    To put it somewhat strangely, today’s stars have to be physical liars. Seemingly nothing they do, and nothing they advertise themselves to be doing next, ends up being the truth. They’re changing angles, altering release points and pushing their arms out on simple passes before changing that pass direction at the last second with their wrists. The speed they’re moving at now will not be the speed they’re skating at in a second, and it may not be because they’re about to go faster. It’s so rare to be good enough at any one thing that you can deploy it honestly and have it consistently best your opponents.

    The American Hockey League and overseas are littered with players that you could say this about: “My god, with the way he skates there’s no way he should be in the minors.” You may think it about a dozen different guys and a dozen different abilities over the course of a single game. The AHL’s fastest skater contest was won by Anthony Greco, whose time was faster than McDavid’s by a blink. The hardest shot contest was won by Greg Carey, whose 100.4 MPH slapper would’ve been harder than five of the eight attempts taken in the NHL skills affair. If you want to stretch it far back enough, I myself once went four for four in an All-Star game accuracy shooting contest. You get the idea – elite individual abilities do not an NHL All-Star make.

    He lays out a lot of stats – the decrease in slapshots and hits among them – and highlights how the best players, in addition to being more complete, are amazingly effective liars.

    1. Winston

      the best players….are amazingly effective liars.

      So will they become politicians?

    2. Crusty Juggler

      I’m a fellow subscriber. I really like most of the content they put out.

    3. Rufus the Monocled

      Good stuff. Thanks.

      Sidney Crosby is the closest thing to Gordie Howe in the NHL. Which is why he’s often called ‘over rated’.

      The game today is all about skating. If you can’t skate, you’re done. Back in the day you could get away with it by just being a super smart positional player. But you can’t do that with a guy like McDavid in the league.

      Remember guys like Ron Flockhart? They could skate like the wind but without much skill. Lafleur was the full package though. The Flower would protect himself against the Bruins and Flyers.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        God bless Lafleur:

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12-x70nq0vI

        THOSE were my Habs.

    4. Meh – I’ll take Bobby Orr.

      or Pavel Datsyuk (to be more modern)

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        You sound like my father (God rest his soul) about Orr.

        Bobby fricken Orr.

      2. Don Escaped Texas

        never saw Orr

        Zubov was the best I ever saw: flawless skating and passing

        1. Tundra

          Gretzky was the best I ever saw. Mediocre skating, weak as a little girl and an absolute magician.

          Niklas Lidstrom is also one of my faves of all time. Did everything well.

          1. Rufus the Monocled

            With you on all counts.

            Gretzky’s dominance is beyond astonishing given what you said.

            Nothing beats the time me and a friend were watching the Oilers and he passed the puck to the other side of the ice seemingly without thought and then out of nowhere came Kurri to smash the puck into the net.

            They were the greatest team I ever saw.

          2. Don Escaped Texas

            Lidstrom was amazing

            Escaped Jr got Howe’s autograph around 2004, was sporting a cast on an arm at the time; Mr Hockey takes five minutes kibbitzing with the kid about his similar injury. Few people live up to their reputations, but Howe seemed to really enjoy his fans.

          3. Tundra

            Not just his fans. From an Athletic story last week:

            March 22, 2010 — The Penguins had just lost to the Red Wings, 3-1, at Joe Louis Arena. It had a big-game feel because those two teams had met in the Stanley Cup final the previous two seasons, and there was a sense they could meet again, which, of course, never happened. One month earlier, for historical perspective, Crosby had won the Olympic gold medal game in overtime.

            A group of reporters stood outside of the visitor’s locker room that night in Detroit. Standing beside us was none other than Gordie Howe, who had a picture in his hand. The picture, it turns out, was from the Olympics, one that showcased Crosby celebrating his game-winning goal against the United States. Howe walked directly to Crosby. They shook hands, and then Howe said, “I need your autograph on this.” Crosby looked uncomfortable and said, “You’re Gordie Howe. You don’t want my autograph.”

            Howe responded, “I sure as hell do.” Crosby doesn’t look overwhelmed very often, but he almost did at that moment. He was very much in awe of Howe and has a healthy respect for the all-time greats. After signing the picture, Crosby shook Howe’s hand again.

            Crosby then looked at the group of people watching.

            “When he shakes your hand, it feels like your hand is going to break,” Crosby said. “God, he’s still strong.”

          4. DEG

            I only saw Gretzky play a few times as I don’t really follow hockey.

            I always thought Gretzky was too pretty to be a hockey player.

      3. The Last American Hero

        I’ll take Howe. Saw him play with the Vipers.

    5. The Other Kevin

      I think this has to do with year-round training. Hockey players used to have a job during the summer. And a lot of them were not in great shape by today’s standards. But now there is baseline physical conditioning, speed, and skills that every player must have just to get on a roster.

      1. Tundra

        Yep, and another good reason to just leave the fucking rinks alone. Lack of space and time makes for a creative and awesome game.

        1. The Last American Hero

          Wrong. We need Olympic Ice like yesterday. The players have outgrown the rink.

  27. l0b0t

    It’s just not my day. 2 speed camera tickets arrived in the mail, I realized (upon opening) that I inadvertently purchased deodorant instead of my preferred antiperspirant, and I dropped an unopened freshly purchased liter of Wild Turkey 101 onto the kitchen floor resulting in a sea of Bourbon and glass on my tile (that I just mopped this morning). I think I’m gonna just go to bed.

    1. Crusty Juggler

      This is the saddest story ever told.

      I’m sorry this happened to you.

    2. Sean

      and I dropped an unopened freshly purchased liter of Wild Turkey 101 onto the kitchen floor resulting in a sea of Bourbon and glass on my tile

      Thoughts & prayers.

    3. Tundra

      Dang. Sorry, dude.

    4. DEG

      Sorry.

    5. R C Dean

      2 speed camera tickets arrived in the mail,

      I recall reading that in AZ, at least, mailing those things doesn’t count as actual service, and you have no obligation to respond. You have to be personally served for them to stick. You might look into in your state.

      a sea of Bourbon and glass on my tile

      Careful you don’t cut your tongue.

      (that I just mopped this morning).

      You caught a break there, really.

    6. Playa Manhattan

      If you just mopped this morning, it’s fine to lick it off the floor.

      1. Mad Scientist

        The bourbon is antiseptic, so there really shouldn’t be any problem licking it up.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          And then you can just sleep right there.

          Double win!

    7. Count Potato

      Yikes! Sorry.

    8. creech

      Surely one of the Democrat candidates will feel your pain and promise to do something because being unlucky violates one of your human rights.

      1. Tulip

        Yes, they’ll raise taxes on bourbon.

        1. Mad Scientist

          Mr. President, we must not allow a bourbon gap!

    9. Spudalicious

      Sorry you committed misdemeanor alcohol abuse. At least you didn’t cut yourself.

  28. Winston

    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/aug/13/priyanka-chopra-row-over-kashmir-shows-all-problems-with-celebrity-activism

    Everything is showbiz now and the line between politics, activism and entertainment is almost invisible.

    Not that celebrities should stay away from politics or shouldn’t be taken seriously. I am not arguing that athletes should “shut up and dribble”, as a Fox News host once said of LeBron James. Nor am I saying that Chopra has no business having an opinion on international relations. The answer to the question of whether celebrities ought to get involved in politics is nuanced. The more interesting point to ponder is how the rise of celebrity activism mirrors a decline in trust for traditional institutions such as the government and the media.

    We live in a world increasingly dominated by personal brands; a world in which a morally bankrupt reality TV star won an election by positioning himself as a challenger to “the system”; a world in which the media amplifies the wrong voices and we focus too much of our attention on too many of the wrong people.

    1. Rhywun

      I am not arguing that athletes should “shut up and dribble”

      I am.

      1. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

        Racist.

      2. RBS

        Mr. slave driver over here.

    2. R C Dean

      Not that celebrities . . . shouldn’t be taken seriously.

      I laughed.

  29. Crusty Juggler

    ‘American Factory’ Trailer Examines a Culture Clash in the Rust Belt

    Netflix has released the trailer for their upcoming documentary American Factory. The new film from Julia Reichert and Steven Bognar (The Last Truck: Closing of a GM Plant) examines an abandoned General Motors plan in Ohio and what happens when a Chinese billionaire opens up a new factory that brings together blue-collar Americans with Chinese workers.

    The documentary received a lot of acclaim out of Sundance, and judging from this trailer, it’s not difficult to see why. The film looks to hit at the heart of industrialization and globalization in modern America, and the ensuing culture clashes that result from some a merger. Hopefully, Netflix viewers will give this film a shot because the documentary looks incredibly relevant, and hopefully it will prove illuminating on what the relationship between China and America will look like as we move further into the 21st century.

    Or they can just rent the Michael Keaton vehicle, “Gung Ho.”

    1. Winston

      What is Ron Howard’s best film? Gung Ho or Solo?

      Also this is Howard’s latest:

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hillbilly_Elegy_(film)

      1. Crusty Juggler

        Opie films, ranked:

        Apollo 13
        Backdraft
        A Simple Mind
        Splash (may have been my first movie boob! There are visible boobs! And buttocks!)
        Parenthood
        Night Shift
        The Paper

        1. Spudalicious

          Backdraft was one of the biggest piles of bullshit drivel to ever contaminate the big screen. I put it on par with Ishtar.

          1. But without it, Iron Chef wouldn’t have its soundtrack.

          2. Count Potato

            It was entertaining bullshit.

          3. Spudalicious

            From a technical standpoint, it was so bad, that I spent half the movie yelling at the television.

  30. Crusty Juggler

    Quentin Tarantino Defends ‘Arrogant’ Portrayal of Bruce Lee in ‘Once Upon a Time in Hollywood’

    Critics, including Inosanto, took umbrage with the scene’s depiction of a stuntman holding his own against the “Enter the Dragon” actor, at one point catching Lee’s kick and throwing him into a car. Tarantino also defended that decision.

    “Could Cliff beat up Bruce Lee? Brad [Pitt] would not be able to beat up Bruce Lee, but Cliff maybe could,” said Tarantino. “If you ask me the question, ‘Who would win in a fight: Bruce Lee or Dracula?’ It’s the same question. It’s a fictional character. If I say Cliff can beat Bruce Lee up, he’s a fictional character so he could beat Bruce Lee up. The reality of the situation is this: Cliff is a Green Beret. He has killed many men in WWII in hand-to-hand combat. What Bruce Lee is talking about in the whole thing is that he admires warriors. He admires combat, and boxing is a closer approximation of combat as a sport. Cliff is not part of the sport that is like combat, he is a warrior. He is a combat person.”

    Tarantino concluded, “If Cliff were fighting Bruce Lee in a martial arts tournament in Madison Square Garden, Bruce would kill him. But if Cliff and Bruce were fighting in the jungles of the Philippines in a hand-to-hand combat fight, Cliff would kill him.”

    “If I say…” Oh how quaint, Quentin.

    1. Winston

      Damn Quentin. Inglourious Basterds and Django where getting you woke points and now you have to say that a white man beating an asian man is okay…

    2. Urthona

      Sounds like a spot on depiction of Bruce Lee

    3. R C Dean

      I might have gone with: “That’s not really Bruce Lee. That’s an actor playing Bruce Lee, who actually died quite awhile back. See, this is a story, fiction, where one fictional character beats up another fictional character. Happens all the time in movies. You should check one out sometime. ProTip: nobody really gets hurt.”

  31. Crusty Juggler

    Barstool Sports Founder Threatens to Fire Employees Engaged in Unionizing, Which Is Against the Law

    On Monday, he tweeted that he had heard employees of Bill Simmons’ The Ringer wanted to unionize, and included a link to his four-year-old rant on Barstool in the wake of Gawker writers unionizing about how he hoped his company’s employees would follow suit “just so I can smash their little union to smithereens.”

    That elicited a reply from Live Science staff writer Rafi Letzter, who offered to provide Barstool workers info on the unionization process and explain “how little power your boss has to stop you.” Live Science’s staff is represented by the Writers Guild of America East.

    On Tuesday, Portnoy said he would fire anyone who attempted to contact Letzter. In response to another commenter, who claimed to be a lawyer offering pro-bono assistance to Barstool employees wanting to unionize, Portnoy wrote, “Anybody who hires this lawyer will be fired immediately and I will personally sue you for damages and back wages.”

    We need to bring back the Pinkertons.

    1. Crusty Juggler

      Not everyone found Portnoy’s comments funny. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.), quoted Portnoy’s comment about firing pro-union employees and tweeted Tuesday, “If you’re a boss tweeting firing threats to employees trying to unionize, you are likely breaking the law &can be sued,in your words, ‘on the spot.’ ALL workers in the US have the protected freedom to organize for better conditions.” Portnoy remained defiant, replying to Ocasio-Cortez, “Hey @aoc welcome to thunder dome. Debate me.”

      The New York State Department of Labor also weighed in on Portnoy’s comments, noting in a tweet that it’s illegal “to take any unfavorable action,” including termination, against employees for union-related activities under the National Labor Relations Act. “New York is a proud union state,” the department said. “We say no way, no how to intimidation, threats and union busting.”

      Portnoy retweeted several posts pointing out that firing workers who are trying to unionize breaks U.S. labor laws. In response to one commenter who expressed hope that Barstool employees will form a union, Portnoy said, “Me too. Just so I can crush it and reassert my dominance.”

      Oh my goodness.

      1. Rhywun

        New York is a proud union state

        Go fuck yourself. thx

      2. Rufus the Monocled

        AOC is sooo 2018. Like Trudeau is 2015.

        1. Winston

          Oh the optimist…

        2. Pan Zagloba

          Yes, Pelosi really reined her and the other harridans in.

          AOC is our collective future. Only up here she’ll be a flabby 40-something white harridan.

      3. mexican sharpshooter

        I like this guy.

    2. RBS

      Bill Simmons

      I had no idea he was still around.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        No kidding.

        And he thinks Megan Rapinoe is a great role model for his daughter.

        1. The Last American Hero

          Because she can spout nonsense and alienate millions of potential fans of a marginal sport?

  32. Crusty Juggler

    Justice Dept. Says Two Epstein Guards Placed on Leave; Jail Warden Temporarily Reassigned

    Two guards on duty when Jeffrey Epstein was found dead in a New York federal jail cell have been placed on leave, the Department of Justice announced Tuesday.

    In addition, the Metropolitan Correctional Center’s warden has been temporarily reassigned to the Federal Bureau of Prisons’ northeast regional office, according to a release from the DOJ.

    “Additional actions may be taken as circumstances warrant,” the statement reads.

    They’re reading the Catholic church’s playbook.

    1. The Other Kevin

      If they’re still getting a paycheck, it’s still the cop playbook.

    2. Urthona

      Time to hang the Mission Accomplished banner.

    3. Jarflax

      Additional actions may be taken as circumstances warrant,

      Translation from bureaucratese: If people keep talking about conspiracies and murder, these two $15/hr. GED employees are taking the fall.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    The New York State Department of Labor also weighed in on Portnoy’s comments, noting in a tweet that it’s illegal “to take any unfavorable action,” including termination, against employees for union-related activities under the National Labor Relations Act. “New York is a proud union state,” the department said. “We say no way, no how to intimidation, threats and union busting.”

    I find this problematic.

    1. R C Dean

      The New York State Department of Labor

      “New York is a proud union state,”

      Totally a neutral government agency.

  34. Don Escaped Texas

    President Trump on Tuesday disputed that he’s profiting off the presidency

    if you’re wealthy it doesn’t matter

    so why the bitching ?

    1. AlmightyJB

      Just like the Clinton’s didn’t.

      1. Don Escaped Texas

        whataboutism ?

        1. R C Dean

          What about it?

    2. The Last American Hero

      Posted while watching the new Obama movie on Netflix?

  35. LJW

    Questions for the Glibs in hiring positions. When someone you interviewed emails you a status/timeline update on hiring. Do you respond? In what cases do you respond?

    I had a phone interview a month and a half ago, with the hiring manager. The interview lasted an hour and a half, which I took time off work for. Manager said a lot of things hinting I would get an in person interview and that they were moving fast. Two weeks roll by no call so I send a friendly timeline update request email. Still no response, and the job shows as open on their website. Is it unreasonable to expect a response even if it’s a rejection, given I took a lot of time out of my day?

    1. Don Escaped Texas

      I wouldn’t think a thing about it, expect anything, or ask for an update.

      There are a million things that could have happened, but if they think you’re the guy, that’s not going to change with time or because you called/wrote.

      There’s also a fair chance that the holdup is something he can’t talk about anyway. Or everyone is just busy as hell.

      Rebait and recast: maybe you get a new nibble, maybe the old nibble comes back to strike. Doesn’t matter: follow your original plan.

      1. R C Dean

        I think Don nails it.

    2. Tulip

      No, it’s not unreasonable, but some places never update. It may be they are still deciding and they don’t take the ad down until they hire. Sorry this is happening to you.
      I’m sure that that academic job is going to let me know any day now. I mean 15 years is enough to decide, right?

    3. AlmightyJB

      I had one drag out over six weeks. Guy called and offered me the job. I told him I just accepted another position that week. He acted like I should have called and told him right away. It’s like dude, six weeks, really?

    4. Don’t nag them. Be chill.

  36. Winston

    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/aug/13/climate-crisis-mental-health-environmental-anguish

    At opposite ends of the climate spectrum – from the parched landscape of New South Wales to Greenland’s melting sea ice – people are finding the need for new words to describe the mental health issues linked to environmental change. In 2003 the Australian philosopher Glenn Albrecht coined the term solastalgia to describe the anguish caused by environmental alterations due to droughts and destructive mining. Taking the Latin word for comfort (sōlācium) and the Greek root designating pain (-algia) he gives us a neologism that sums up the devastating effects of finding unease where you used to look for relief.

    1. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

      Hysteria?

      1. Tundra

        Prosperity-driven retardation?

        1. MikeS

          High and Dry

  37. l0b0t

    Our local supermercado (Stop & Shop, Arverne) just had a firearms incident. Hundreds, literally hundreds of cops (including 2 SWAT teams), firefighters and people in US Army BDUs(?!?) milling around the parking lot and dozens of customers standing in the opposite lot. Sigh…

    1. Lots of folks getting some sweet sweet overtime?

  38. BakedPenguin

    Tundra, Lord H (and anyone else who’d like to listen) here’s a band I first rec’d to Rhywun: The OrganHearts Sinking. I love the bass line on this song. It’s kind of gothy, so if you hate the Cure, don’t listen. Other “hits” off their album include “Brother” and “Steven Smith” (not a joke).

    Also,Still CornersBlack Lagoon.

    1. Tundra

      Both very nice! Never heard of them – will be exploring Still Corners a little more.

      Thanks, BP!

      1. BakedPenguin

        I love Black Lagoon. Ethereal, multiple layers, just really well done.

        Also, the lead singer is decently hot.

    2. AlmightyJB

      Boy goth sure has gotten upbeat since my kids were in high school. That’s downright chipper:) Seems more like pop to me.

      1. Tundra

        ‘Dream pop’ I believe the cool kids call it.

        1. AlmightyJB

          I can’t keep up with all their jive slang.

  39. Crusty Juggler

    What the Left Can Learn from the Right About Winning Elections

    As seen and heard on Fox News, the most recent iteration of American populism has very little to do with calling out monopolies or unjust economic systems — just the opposite. True freedom can only be monitored and established by dismantling the bloated, elitist bureaucracies of academia, “big media,” and the federal government. Populist conservatives on Fox have achieved this feat by delimiting their respective communities as exterior to institutions of American governance as opposed to those communities who seek the resources and protection within the very same institutions, e.g., the Supreme Court and the public square. While many religious conservatives still seek to wield and deploy federal power on behalf of the unborn, thereby partaking in the very thing they seek to destroy, populist conservatives have mobilized by constituting themselves and others through the illiberal rhetorical means of “the outsider to Washington” and its subsequent corruption. Not only do such claims echo those made by then-Democratic presidential candidate Jimmy Carter, but they have also contributed to the erosion of expertise and traditional, aspirational journalism since at least the 1970s. To Peck, this is cultural populism at its finest — a type of “political discourse that champions the common wisdom, taste, and intellectual capacities of everyday people, and denounces justifications for power based on credentials and elite cultural knowledge.” In this sense, Fox News is anything but an anti-intellectual source of news; rather, Fox News is best understood as a “popular interface for conservative intellectual culture.”

    1. Crusty Juggler

      Such irrelevance has arguably stemmed from the fact that analysts typically assume a selfish and/or unseemly motivation for most conservative or populist mobilization efforts in the public square. Once assumed, the concrete motivations or social factors driving such efforts remain obscured from both analytical and historical views. As a result, this scholarly vantage prevents any and all social or structural analysis from determining the socio-economic conditions that lead to the production of mass movements, conservative or otherwise, in the first place. In other words, the crisis of the left continues to live on in the academy’s inability to see, as Peck puts it, conservatives as “moral thinkers.”

      Slightly verbose, but, you know, interesting and stuff.

      1. Urthona

        You know what would help also? Not being an atrocious writer.

        1. AlmightyJB

          Seriously

          1. Rhywun

            Yeah, I can’t stay awake long enough to read either quote.

        2. BEAM ain’t co-operatin’ with the MAN

          Indeed. The quoted passages could be reasonably summed up as “The ‘Right’ starts from different intellectual assumptions than the ‘Left’ (and the ‘Left’ doesn’t get that).”

          It’s dumbassed, facile, Emperor-has-no-clothes ‘analysis’ like this that made me give up my aspirations back in the 80s to be part of academic cultural life. Haven’t regretted that decision for a single day since.

      2. R C Dean

        Populist conservatives on Fox have achieved this feat by delimiting their respective communities as exterior to institutions of American governance as opposed to those communities who seek the resources and protection within the very same institutions, e.g., the Supreme Court and the public square.

        I’m getting a distinct whiff of bullshit wrapped in fancy words and atrocious sentence structure.

  40. AlmightyJB

    Hot today, hot tamale.

  41. Tulip

    This reminds me of when I was looking for a house. I called my search the parade of ugly homes.

    https://mobile.twitter.com/hels/status/1161331748661334017

    1. AlmightyJB

      Yeah, I don’t know how anyone thought that was a good design.

    2. Tulip

      It tame compared to some of the houses I saw. Shudders.

    3. I still have the avocado green cabinets and sink in my bathroom.

      1. AlmightyJB

        Our house had a dining room the color of Pepto Bismal when we moved in:) lol. Painting that was the first thing on the list.

    4. dontreadonme

      I like the old man sized urinal in the floor tho…

  42. Crusty Juggler

    HBO Max Could Pay $1.5 Billion for ‘Big Bang Theory’, ‘Two and a Half Men’ Streaming Rights

    In a deal that would dwarf the mega-bucks recently shelled out to land the streaming rights to beloved sitcoms The Office and Friends, HBO Max (i.e. the upcoming Warner Bros. streaming service) is preparing to pay an insane amount of money for the streaming rights to two highly rated sitcoms that have never before been available online.

    Per Deadline, HBO Max is currently in conversations to secure the streaming rights to the CBS sitcoms The Big Bang Theory and Two and a Half Men. The rights to The Big Bang Theory alone—which has thus far never appeared on any streaming service—were expected to fetch $1 billion, but Deadline notes that the deal for both of these CBS shows could reach as much as $1.5 billion.
    two-and-a-half-men

    That puts into perspective the $425 million HBO Max recently paid to bring Friends to its streaming service starting in 2020, when the Netflix deal expires. Similarly, NBCUniversal paid north of $500 million to secure the rights to The Office once that Netflix deal expires in 2021. But whereas Friends and The Office had already been streaming elsewhere at the time those deals were struck, The Big Bang Theory and Two and a Half Men would be brand new to streaming when those rights land someplace, which is why the price tag is so high.

    HBO Max reportedly wants these two shows to be available to stream alongside Friends when the service launches in Spring 2020, and they’re wiling to pay serious money to have them. While The Big Bang Theory and Two and a Half Men don’t have the critical or awards clout that Friends or The Office had, they’re two of the most-watched sitcoms of the 21st century, so this deal is incredibly valuable.

    We have bad taste.

    1. Why would anyone pay top watch those? I don’t even want to spend my time, let alone cash.

      1. I don’t even have a TV (he smugged) so I’ve never seen either, but I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that people will pay to watch them because they enjoy watching them.

        1. I don’t have a TV, but I do have friends and family. What I’ve seen of both is that they are at best cringy, and not funny,

          1. Tulip

            Why no tv? I can think of lots of shows you would like.

          2. Years ago, I realized I wasn’t watching it.

          3. AlmightyJB

            I don’t watch TV except for occasionally glancing up while my wife is watching it. We’ll watch some murder shows or some movies together occasionally. I’ll be watching Buckeye football though!!! Been sticking up on booze:)

    2. Tulip

      I really dislike Big Bang Theory. It’s incredibly misogynistic. I am not that sensitive to misogyny, but that is waaay misogynistic.

      1. BakedPenguin

        Plus, it’s not funny.

        1. Mad Scientist

          Neither is The Office, and that worked out for them.

          1. Rhywun

            I will admit to laughing at most of these shows on occasion (except “Two and Half Men” – never seen it, never will), but I have little to no desire to see any of them again. They are not classics.

          2. The BBC one has its moments.

        2. leon

          But it makes people feel smart.

      2. AlmightyJB

        I don’t really see that. The guys are the duffuses of the show. How often do these “smart” guys have to go to Penny for advice. The girls are like the straight “men”

        1. Tulip

          The way they talk to her, the way they view women as alien. It gives me the creeps.

          1. R C Dean

            the way they view women as alien

            Well, they are supposed to be really smart.

          2. AlmightyJB

            I think that’s one of the main story lines of the show though. They know math and science, but can’t figure out girls.

          3. Tulip

            Yes, and it’s gross

          4. Tulip

            The premise is women not rational, not understandable even by geniuses. Barf

          5. BEAM ain’t co-operatin’ with the MAN

            I see it more as “geniuses in physics and engineering, but dumbasses when it comes to the opposite sex.”

          6. How do you write women so well? I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability.

          7. Spudalicious

            Uhhh…

        2. Don Escaped Texas

          girls are like the straight “men”

          That’s certainly how I see it. I never got into comic books or obsessed over sci fi tv, but I’ll tell you what I appreciate about it: they nail the clueless male. I was never as bad as Sheldon, much more a tall, fairly attractive if not both academic and woodsy Leonard: girls were around, and I figured it out well enough, certainly no late bloomer.

          But the crashes were epic and often both obvious and avoidable in retrospect. And, like Leonard, women made me a much better me: blow by blow revealing to me my myopia and self-absorption. Good news: there are very yummy reasons not be so self-absorbed, and, it turns out, some soft things can (and continue to) be much more fun than rebuilding carburetors.

          2.5 Men is similar: I don’t see Charlie as a hero, but as a loser. His brother’s withering critiques are hilarious. But most women I’ve dated (mostly born after 1970) think it’s about Charlie and hate it/him. I laugh at Charlie because he’s laughable, and I’d argue that the scenes with his therapist are some of the funniest on tv in the past two decades.

      3. one true athena

        My husband watches occasionally since it’s filler for half an hour and I’d say it gets better in later seasons, when Penny’s not the only female around and the butt of their “wow we so smart, she so stupid” jokes. The other guys become more normal, so really only Sheldon remains a douche.

        I suspect some of it is through sheer intimidation by the writers since Mayim Blalik is an actual PhD, so they couldn’t really make the women the dummies after she joined the cast.

        1. BEAM ain’t co-operatin’ with the MAN

          Even before. There’s an episode early in the series where Penny dated Leonard for a short while and then they broke up, and she’s dating another guy and trying to explain some physics concept to him (Schrodinger’s Cat, I think), and he’s completely flummoxed by it. That moment right there cemented the Penny character for me as smart but started out either naive or uneducated about certain ideas, whilst being very worldly otherwise.

          I have a female buddy who can’t watch the show, but not because she finds it misogynist — rather, she actually works with men who remind her way too much of these guys, and their various monomanias drive her nuts. She doesn’t want to be exposed to it outside of work.

    3. Winston

      We have bad taste.

      Looks at politicians…

    4. Florida Man

      Speaking of TV, I binge watched the boys this weekend and really enjoyed it.

      1. The George Bush Ground Zero speech was super timely but probably in there since the comic was probably written awhile ago. Seems very dated now.

  43. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Very NSFW: Joey Diaz talking about playing hooky and going to porno theaters in 1970s NYC.

    https://youtu.be/wYPIEQYQ7N4

    Funny stuff…

  44. Count Potato

    “I got doxxed. Address & number.
    I’m actually scared.
    Gonna take a break from the internet for a while..”

    https://twitter.com/MsBlaireWhite/status/1159589712522170368

    “Found out it was Jessica Yaniv who doxxed my address.
    Let’s talk.”

    “Jessica Yaniv Doxxed Me.”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SYY4fGgtyU

    1. R C Dean

      “I got doxxed. Address & number.
      I’m actually scared.
      Gonna take a break from the internet for a while. buy a gun now.”

      1. Count Potato

        She’s in Los Angeles.

        1. Florida Man

          Applied to get a gun in the next 6 months?

        2. R C Dean

          That’s too bad. She should fix that.

          1. Count Potato

            She’s also a lousy shot. Although she did hire security.

      2. AlmightyJB

        She has a gun:)

    2. Florida Man

      I don’t know who either of those people are.

      1. R C Dean

        “Jessica”* Yaniv is a strong contender for “Worst Person on the Plant Who Has Not Been Convicted of a Violent Crime. Yet.”

        *Not his real name.

      2. BakedPenguin

        https://glibertarians.com/2019/08/snp-32/ Frames 4-7. A pervert who’s using “trans” BS to get a chance to molest young girls.

          1. Florida Man

            Whoa. That was real?

          2. BakedPenguin

            Yes.

      3. BakedPenguin

        Blaire White is transgender woman (M-to-F) with a lot of conservative and or libertarian opinions.

  45. AlmightyJB

    Pretty sweet silenced 9mm

    https://youtu.be/LzPVYglh5xs

      1. AlmightyJB

        Sweet. Cool background..

        1. Not Adahn

          Yeah, so I’m wondering if the guy saying the pistol was “designed for veterinarians” is having a laugh or actually believes that.

          1. Florida Man

            He is referring to demo ranch, Matt is a veterinarian.

    1. AlmightyJB

      Lol

    2. Rhywun

      The CIA grew him in a lab

      ?

      Just like Liz.

    3. Spudalicious

      Awkward!

  46. Count Potato

    “De Blasio campaign event in Iowa draws roughly 15 attendees”

    https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1160629468010024962

    https://nypost.com/2019/08/11/de-blasio-campaign-event-in-iowa-draws-roughly-15-attendees/

    There were 13 people, but one was pregnant, and another was there to get De Blasio to start the reactors because Mars needs air.

    1. AlmightyJB

      The rest I’m sure hated him. Steve Smith has a better chance in Iowa as a write in.

    2. Rhywun

      Added state Attorney General Letitia James, “The mayor should definitely be here. He has a lot of potholes to fix in the city.”

      lolwut

      She’s as sharp as a tack, that one.

    3. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

      They were probably his campaign staff.

  47. Stinky Wizzleteats

    That was quick: A Trump Pence campaign website is selling Fredo Cuomo merch.

    https://shop.donaldjtrump.com/products/fredo-unhinged-tee-1

    1. Count Potato

      That’s how I hide drugs in my ass.

  48. Tulip

    Online dating dispatch: there are many men that want to make early conversation all about what they want. I want a woman that will love and trust me and I her. I am becoming adept at shutting that down. Let’s figure out if we share any interests and maybe actually like each other. Then we can have the heavy conversation. I get that values matter, but this isn’t really about values. Instead, I think these guys have a script in mind and just want to slot some woman in.

    1. BEAM ain’t co-operatin’ with the MAN

      Sounds like they’re approaching the whole thing as a job interview.

    2. Playa Manhattan

      They’re looking for a woman’s slot for sure.

      1. Tulip

        By boring her into submission

        1. RBS

          Boring into her slot.

          1. Playa Manhattan

            It’s hard to compete with the Boring Company

    3. Florida Man

      I thought dates were supposed to be fun. You know fishing, hunting, gun show, car show, monster jam, strip club. Something everyone enjoys.

    4. Tulip

      I told bad idea guy I would have been all over him in my 20s but that I now have a security clearance to protect. He’s all ‘here’s my address, we can snuggle in secret’. I need to quit drinking, or I’ll end up calling him

      1. Bob Boberson

        You sound like me. I always have this inner monologue of “yeah this is dumb and it won’t work, you should walk away.”

        That’s usually less than 48 hours before the hook-up and about 4-6 weeks from the

        “Yep, that was stupid”

        1. Tulip

          Lik I said, I need to quit drinking

          1. Bob Boberson

            Still sounding like me

          2. Tulip

            I’m 50 and single. I…..don’t make good choices.

          3. BEAM ain’t co-operatin’ with the MAN

            I know women who would wildly disagree with that assessment. They’re about 50:50 on the “married:single” binary distribution . . .

          4. BakedPenguin

            Well, hello there.

          5. Playa Manhattan

            That’s crazy talk.

            Drinking is how I met my wife.

          6. Tundra

            Hey! Me too!

          7. Bob Boberson

            Why are you drinking with Playa’s wife?!

          8. Playa Manhattan

            Dare I say that it continues to help my marriage?

          9. Playa Manhattan

            Damn you. I missed that.

          10. AlmightyJB

            I was just minding my own damn business and my wife tagged me and bagged me.

          11. Tulip

            A friend once gave me a man catching kit. It was a bread pan and a rolling pin. I was supposed to our the man into range with the smell of fresh baked bread, then club him with the rolling pin and drag him back to my lair. I’m still single.

          12. BEAM ain’t co-operatin’ with the MAN

            Huh. Any woman could lure me into range with a good baguette. But then I’m genetically, incorrigibly French when it comes to bread and cheese. (Sigh. Now I want some Pont-l’Évêque . . .)

          13. AlmightyJB

            Lol.

          14. Sean

            I, too, was set up and taken down without knowing what happened.

            I was friends with her college roommate and she totally was playing matchmaker.

            A sincere thank you to Michele.

          15. Jarflax

            Bob Boberson on August 13, 2019, 07:47 PM
            Why are you drinking with Playa’s wife?!

            Playa Manhattan on August 13, 2019, 07:48 PM
            Dare I say that it continues to help my marriage?

            Cuck

          16. Mad Scientist

            Just make sure you pick the right week to do it.

      2. I get the security clearance thing. But this is not a dating site. Though I am drinking. If you live in The greater Nashville area…

        1. Tulip

          I may be visiting in late October or late February.

          1. Click on my handle if you wanna msg me via Etsy.

          2. “Click on my handle”

            The euphemisms are getting pretty straightforward these days.

          3. Tulip

            Remind me when we get closer. I’ll probably say I’ll be in the area.

    5. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

      They are just trying to qualify the lead.

    6. AlmightyJB

      “I want a woman that will love and trust me and I her”

      Whatever happened to “Let’s get fucked up, and do fucked up shit”.

      1. Tulip

        That was my 20s.

        1. AlmightyJB

          I hear ya. There were girls from my past where I was like, we have a lot of fun but we’d probably end up living under a bridge together:)

    7. AlmightyJB

      Have you tried flirting?

      https://youtu.be/WwfVaehcdfE

      1. Tulip

        Well yes, but The Late P. Brooks keeps running away.

        1. AlmightyJB

          Lol. How could you even converse with him? I would think he would always by responding to whatever you say 5 minutes later in the conversation:)

          1. Playa Manhattan

            Yeah…. does he talk under the table?

        2. He’s a wimp. Well, and city-phobic.

  49. Playa Manhattan

    I just ordered Pizza Hut for dinner.

    Fight me.

    1. Tulip

      More BOTs tonight. Tomorrow I’m taking tomatoes to work. I’ve eaten so many my lips are burning

    2. Florida Man

      Is there no dominos in your area? There Hawaii pizza is great.

      1. AlmightyJB

        I like their mariachi beef.

      2. Playa Manhattan

        I HATE the delivery driver that works there Sun-Mon-Tues.

        He’ll take 20 orders at a time and stiff the other drivers, and then drive around for the next hour delivering them.

        If I’m ordering garbage pizza with a shelf life of 40 minutes, I don’t want it delivered in 90 minutes (or more).

        I’ve even ordered at 8pm, and he doesn’t show up until 1030. Get the fuck off of my property.

        1. Florida Man

          What a dirt bag

          1. Playa Manhattan

            He’s on my top 10 list of enemies.

            You had one job, a-hole.

        2. “I don’t want it delivered in 90 minutes (or more).”

          Don’t they have some sort of time guarantee?

    3. AlmightyJB

      It’s fine hot.

    4. Playa Manhattan
      1. Tulip

        You choose to live in California.

      2. Florida Man

        Lol. Sucker

        1. Tundra

          Oooh, I like that strategy!

      3. Rhywun

        You’d think they would just charge more for the pizza. This looks like they’re shaming you instead.

        1. Tundra

          Not at all. Read Mad’s link.

          1. Rhywun

            Did. I get it. Still think it’s a little too cute. I would ask for a breakdown of exactly what that “fee” is paying for.

      4. Played Manhattan more like it.

    5. Bob Boberson

      You haven’t truly scraped the bottom of the barrel until you pay the $5 for the lunch buffet.

      1. BEAM ain’t co-operatin’ with the MAN

        The “Bunch-o’-Lunch?” I had a buddy back in the late 70s who used to eat the sh!t out of that. He looked like it, too . . .

        1. Bob Boberson

          If you are looking for an off the charts cents to calorie ratio, I don’t think it can be beat. It may even be lower than Golden Corral

          1. Florida Man

            I went to a Golden Corral a couple months ago and was pleasantly surprised with the quality of food.

      2. Playa Manhattan

        I almost took the kids to the Round Table Pizza buffet for lunch today. It’s not $5, but I can definitely eat more than it costs. Can, but shouldn’t.

        1. Florida Man

          Do you have Cici’s? Jesus I hate going there because I always walk out about 5000 calories heavier.

          1. Playa Manhattan

            Haven’t heard of it.

            Round Table is the “gourmet” pizza delivery joint around here. The large pizzas are in the high 20 dollar range, with the calories to match.

            The famous one is the Italian Garlic. Cream sauce instead of tomato.
            https://www.roundtablepizza.com/menu/

          2. Playa Manhattan

            Mac and Cheese pizza?

            Bold strategy.

          3. BEAM ain’t co-operatin’ with the MAN

            Please. I know people who’d be face down in Mac-‘n-Cheese pizza all day long.

    6. Spudalicious

      Can’t argue. We have Idaho Pizza Company here and I order deliver a couple of times a month. It is definitely ‘Muhrican pizza.

      1. Playa Manhattan

        There are times when it’s absolutely appropriate, which for me, is about every other week.

      2. Not Adahn

        I was amazed at how terrible the pizza is here. Fortunately, there are a couple (as in two) places that make a good pie now.

        1. Wait they start imposing service fees like Playa has to pay.

  50. hayeksplosives

    Hi everyone!! How y’all doin’?

  51. hayeksplosives

    Also, MexiSharp, how do you talk about Mexican weather without linking to Ozzyman’s Yanet Garcia compilation???

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ePG6zUYvUZg