Lets play a game…

I’ve been stationed in a few places while in the service, and my favorite  station was in Colorado.  Most likely because I left there a few months after they passed that ridiculous magazine law.

This is my review of Wild Tonic Mango Ginger Kombucha

What?  I’ll get to it.

What piqued my interest in this was the multiple County Sheriffs in Colorado that openly denounced the new “Red Flag” Law law that went into effect recently.  While I was living there, the then local sheriff, Terry Maketa of El Paso County, declared the magazine law unenforceable and refused to even try.  As for the new law, per the Colorado Springs Gazette:

The Democrat-sponsored law allows family, household members or law enforcement to petition a court for an “extreme risk protection order” (ERPO) to have guns seized from an owner if they believe he or she poses a threat to themselves or others.

The gun owner will be given legal counsel and a hearing within 14 days to determine if a longer-term order should be put in place for up to 364 days. The court can order a mental health evaluation, as well as mental health treatment.

The bill places the burden of proof on the gun owner to prove that he or she no longer poses a risk in order to get the firearms back.

The law allows courts to start accepting requests for ERPOs on Jan. 1. In the meantime, the state Police Office Standards Board, which is under Weiser’s office, along with chiefs of police, are working on policies for law enforcement in how to implement the law.

Let it be known that due process and presumption of innocence no longer exists.

So we’re going to play a game called, “Gun or Cellphone?”  I scour the internet for creep-shots of people that might have a cellphone…or a handgun, but which one can it be?  I leave it to you to decide…

Why would it matter?  Unlike the Colorado legislature all of us here are aware that no law is just going to magically make the guns disappear, and are aware of the utter lack of statistical likelihood the person next to you is mentally insane insane enough to murder everyone in the room.  We’re also much more aware if the FBI crime statistics that suggest the overwhelming number of murders with a firearm are handguns, so it seems more relevant.  So lets play…

#1 Gun or Cellphone?
#2 Gun or Cellphone?
#3 Gun or Cellphone?
#4 Gun or Cellphone?
#5 Gun or cellphone?
#6 Gun or cellphone?
#7 Gun or cellphone?
#8 Gun or cellphone?

 

#9 Gun or cellphone?

I don’t have an answer key…

I should warn you about this kombucha—some of the offerings from this brand are 5.6% alcohol which means this MAY be good for stealth day drinking.  Even though those are clearly labeled, the nannies at the Glibertarians.com legal department wished me to put up the following disclaimer:  drink this at work at your own risk…

Comments

131 responses to “Lets play a game…”

  1. Negroni Please

    my local gun shop here in Fort Collins told me the first time I went there that they can’t sell me standard capacity magazines due to Colorado law, but their sister store in Cheyenne, WY would be happy to fill any needs I may have in that arena.

    Amusingly, this information was provided apropos of nothing. I was there to buy a 1911 recoil spring and some .44 ammo.

    1. robc

      The wife and I were recently discussing where we would be willing to move if work situation required it. The only place we both would be okay with is Ft Collins.

      1. Negroni Please

        This town is awesome and we absolutely love it here. Come on over robc

        1. Next time I’m out there, I’ll try to have some foresight and see if you wanna get a drink. I think July is possibly the next trip.

          1. Negroni Please

            Right on. Would be an excuse to try one of the 20 breweries I haven’t been to yet

  2. MikeS

    I zoomed in on the other open tabs but can’t quite read them. Tentacle porn, I assume.

  3. CPRM

    That kid in the striped shirt in #1 is definitely holding a Liberator Ghost Gun! *blamblamblamblam*

  4. Yusef drives a Kia

    #3 is a nice ass, not a cellphone

    1. MikeS

      Dammit, Yusef! I saw her first!

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        Great minds, etc.

        1. Hyperion

          As a post graduate in Assology myself, I concur, doctors.

    2. Ownbestenemy

      Second that

  5. MikeS

    I’ll take #3. Thnx

    1. 61North

      I’ll frisk her. Just to be safe.

  6. Ownbestenemy

    #6 has no form…definite gun

  7. Rhywun

    I’m not clear on what, exactly, is in that bottle.

    1. mexican sharpshooter

      Probiotic goo, mostly.

      1. Rhywun

        Yum!

    2. MikeS

      Hipster juice

      1. Chafed

        So much this.

      2. Hyperion

        LOL. You win one internetz.

  8. The Late P Brooks

    The Democrat-sponsored law allows family, household members or law enforcement to petition a court for an “extreme risk protection order” (ERPO) to have guns seized from an owner if they believe he or she poses a threat to themselves or others.

    I think we all pose an “extreme risk” in the eyes of law enforcement. Let the seizures commence.

    1. Chafed

      I’m looking forward to the first lawsuit challenging the law. Requiring the person deprived of a Constitutional right to meet the burden of proof, after an ex parte hearing no less, is obviously ass backwards.

      1. Well, if they can call it a tax, they can treat it like tax court.

        Problem solved!

      2. Gustave Lytton

        There’s already a process in place if the person is a bona fide danger to themself (civil commitment) or others (criminal charges). Like everything else gun grabbers do, this is solely about making it easier to grab guns.

    2. But Enough About Me

      Let the seizures commence.

      I think I’m having one right now.

  9. AlmightyJB

    So was it good?

    1. R C Dean

      Yeah, the review is kind of missing the, you know, review.

      1. mexican sharpshooter

        Its not

        1. AlmightyJB

          Ok

        2. DEG

          Thanks, I will stay away from it.

  10. All cops are a threat to others, so they need to be disarmed first.

    1. Chafed

      You found the one article on Medium that isn’t derp. Good work.

    2. Hyperion

      The left are a cult, period. Climate change is just another blunt tool in their arsenal of bludgeons.

      1. Suthenboy

        If I hit a reply button the site zips down to the bottom of the page and….

        1. Suthenboy

          apparently posts my reply correctly.
          Thats odd.

          1. mexican sharpshooter

            Doing the same thing for me.

          2. Old Man With Candy

            Reset your cookies. WordPress did an update which apparently wasn’t tested for back-compatibility.

            h/t Rhywun

          3. But Enough About Me

            Didn’t seem to do anything.

            I’m on whatever the latest version of Firefox is, if that helps. Mebbe I should switch to Brave.

          4. Rhywun

            Try quitting, or “reload from origin” or whatever it’s called in your browser.

          5. BakedPenguin

            Reset your cookies.

            Oh my.

        2. Hyperion

          Yep, same here. Annoying…

    3. AlmightyJB

      Pretty much nails it.

  11. Hyperion

    Gun, gun, gun, gun, gun, gun, bun bang! bang !bang! bang! bang! bang! bang! bang! bang! bang! bang! bang! bang! bang! bang! bang! bang! *click *click * click … damn, missed! *reloading… /cop

  12. Hyperion

    Speaking of beer like stuff. I mentioned this in another thread a couple days ago, but I think the thread was dead at that point. Anyone had the Modelo Chelada? I just saw it in the cooler and thought ‘never tried that’, so I grabbed a 24oz can. Poured it out in a glass and …. i’t red. OK. Took a drink… tomato juice? Yep. So I grabbed my bottle of Gray Goose and poured in a couple shots. That’s better…

    1. Gustave Lytton

      Fuck Constellations Brands and their fake Mexican beer.

    2. robc

      That is what Chelada is. I think Bud had one a few years back.

      Or maybe that was Clamato.

      1. Not Adahn

        You can get chelada with or without clam juice.

  13. Hyperion

    I feel sort of bad for having 3 straight posts, but morning walking is over and now I’m bored. It’s absolutely beautiful out here today. 72, sunny, very light breeze.

    1. Old Man With Candy

      95 here, dammit. SP and I are going into town with the A/C blasting all the way.

    2. AlmightyJB

      Cold, windy, and rainy in Columbus. Supposed to be back into 70’s this week though.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    95 here, dammit.

    I think we punched through 70 for the first time, yesterday.

    1. MikeS

      We’re still working on 70. Have hit 60 a couple times though. And we managed to go a week or so with the low above freezing. Spring!

    2. Fourscore

      Supposed to hit 70 here for the first time as well. Tilled the garden for the first time, too. After the winter I want to be outside, even do a little work but not too much.

      1. MikeS

        Pace yourself! All work and no play makes Fourscore a dull boy. 🙂

        1. Fourscore

          It isn’t the work that makes me a dull boy, my wife is trying to wean me off this site. Don’t know why…

  15. The Late P Brooks

    Glass house, slingshot, rock?

    A gun control group has filed an IRS complaint against the National Rifle Association (NRA), calling for an investigation into whether the gun rights organization violated tax laws surrounding charitable organizations.

    “The NRA is a purported charity and exempt from federal tax under section 501(c)(4) of the Internal Revenue Code and we write today to alert you to what we believe are activities that clearly fall outside of the NRA’s charitable purpose and mission,” Everytown for Gun Safety said in a letter attached to their complaint filed Thursday.

    “We call on the IRS to commence an investigation into whether (i) the NRA has violated the federal laws governing 501(c)(4) charitable organizations, and (ii) if so, consider what remedies are warranted, including potential revocation of the NRA’s 501(c)(4) status.”

    Everytown filed the complaint following an article in The New Yorker on Wednesday that claimed that “a small group of N.R.A. executives, contractors, and venders has extracted hundreds of millions of dollars from the nonprofit’s budget, through gratuitous payments, sweetheart deals, and opaque financial arrangements.”

    I would be delighted to see a stake driven through the heart of every “non profit” political activism group in existence. Put them all under the microscope.

    1. Suthenboy

      Gun safety, my ass. Fuckin’ liars.

    2. R C Dean

      Except the NRA isn’t a charitable organization, it’s a social welfare organization. Not the same thing.

  16. MikeS

    My wonderful daughter bought me a groupon for a local brewery. 2 flights, 2 pints and $10 in food. I’m on my way to share it with my brother for his b-day. I’ll be siting on the deck, enjoying a nice spring day, drinking beer with my best friend all afternoon. I hope all you Glibs have a similarly wonderful day.

    1. DEG

      We’d like a full report on this brewery.

    2. Fourscore

      “Share it with my brother for his b-day”

      Enjoy the day, MikeS, brothers are the best. I miss mine but life goes on, only a little more lonely. H birthday to your bro, he’ll reciprocate and double the fun.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    I’ll be siting on the deck, enjoying a nice spring day, drinking beer with my best friend all afternoon. I hope all you Glibs have a similarly wonderful day.

    Cheers!

  18. Suthenboy

    Dammit I missed morning lynx. I was busy building my perpetual motion machine.

    Gun or cell phone? #3, I didn’t notice if she had anything in her hand.

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      5 out of 5 Glibs agree…..

  19. Yusef drives a Kia

    Another shitty day in paradise, 60 degrees,clouds and wind but no rain.
    Time to get some Beer,Cheers everyone, don’t melt, or freeze!

  20. The Late P Brooks

    Laws for you, privileges for me.

    Sen. Kamala Harris (D-Calif.), a 2020 Democratic presidential contender, said Thursday that she owns a gun for personal safety reasons, adding that she believes in some changes to gun laws.

    “I am a gun owner and I own a gun for probably the reason that a lot of people do, for personal safety,” she told reporters in Iowa.

    ——–

    “For too long and still today we are being offered a false choice which suggests you’re either in favor of the Second Amendment or you want to take everyone’s guns away,” she said.

    She added that she supports “smart gun safety laws” such as universal background checks and renewing the assault weapons ban.

    If we can keep the deplorables from getting guns in the first place, we won’t have to worry about taking them away.

    1. Gustave Lytton

      Shorter Harris: ‘Gun owners are irresponsible. I should know. I am one.’

      1. Suthenboy

        Shorter me: Fuck you lady.

    2. Fatty Bolger

      She then went on to explain that law abiding people would not lose their right to bear arms, and that “If you like your gun, you can keep your gun.”

  21. “Let it be known that due process and presumption of innocence no longer exists.”

    That ship sailed long ago with Civil Asset Forfeiture.

    1. Tonio

      True, but it’s a new SCOTUS. Some court watchers I know are shitting themselves because of Gorsuch’s “contempt” for precedent, ie that he actually interprets the Constitution as written instead of as convenient to progressives.

    1. Suthenboy

      You are fired.

    2. AlmightyJB

      Yummy piglet.

  22. 61North

    I gave my firearms to a buddy before I broke up with my ex. It seemed like the right choice at the time since I was mostly not in a good place. I did not want anything that could put in me in jail from false accusations.

    1. Chafed

      That was a smart precaution.

      1. 61North

        It ended up being unnecessary since the whole thing was pretty anti-climactic despite me being angrier than I’ve even been before or since. She left that day for another state and I packed up for a few days and never saw her again whens he came back to our place. Well worth the shipping cost and the FFL transfer fee to pick them up in a new state a few weeks later. Don’t need a DV charge showing up on my background checks. I’m 99.999% sure that nothing would have happened, but damn, she knew how to press my buttons.

  23. Suthenboy

    *steps up to microphone, taps it*

    Is this thing on?

    I would like to amend something I wrote in my article on maximizing the value of your timber. I said before that you should hold a sealed bid auction of your timber and send invitations to any mill, timber buyer etc within 50 miles. I said your chances of getting good prices were better the closer they are because of the cost of hauling.

    Make that 100 miles. Hell, make it every potential buyer in your state. A mill in Leesville (85 miles) just won a bid. I hope they dont lose money on it, but hey, I dont refuse checks.

    1. 61North

      What kind of wood? Firewood or wood used for furniture?

      1. Suthenboy

        A jack-leg sawmill. I had never heard of them before.

        1. Suthenboy

          Oh, in case no one knows that expression. It means, usually, a small operator who bought a saw and started a mill as a hobby and it kinda turns into how he makes a living.

          Livin’ the dream.

        2. 61North

          We have birch and black spruce around here, which is mostly garbage wood and only good for burning.

          1. Suthenboy

            Southern white pine here. The hills in Louisiana are the best timberland in the world. It produces high quality lumber faster than anywhere else. 30 years for top grade saw logs.

          2. 61North

            Do you ever get tree poachers? Apparently the courts take a VERY dim view of people who cut downs tress that belong to someone else.

          3. Suthenboy

            It is a beautiful spring day here. I was having a great day and you have to mention timber thieves.

            *face turns red*

            In the past we have had some trouble with that. We had one plot that had loads of cedar on it. It was an old homestead that had cedars planted in the yard. Over the next hundred years or so they spread over about 20 acres. Mills pay a premium on good cedar for furniture and paneling. Of course there were the odd red oaks that would go missing (firewood) but I never worried much about them. The cedar pissed me off.

            I tried to catch them once. I went and hid in the bushes half of the day. Around lunch I got hungry so I drove to Jena for fried chicken. When I got back someone had cut a cedar right where my truck had been parked that morning. Smart asses.

            Oddly enough the stealing stopped after that.

            *In louisiana the penalty for stealing timber is 3X the price of the timber. Guess who gets to determine the value.
            Me.
            The truth is I would probably go pretty easy on them. The average income in Catahoula parish is only 17K or so. There would be no honor in squashing someone trying to feed their family or pay a mortgage.

          4. 61North

            Wouldn’t a mill look askance at some random guy brining a single tree? I know nothing about this.

          5. Suthenboy

            They all know each other. You cant do anything over there without everyone knowing about it. Hell, they know what you are up to before you do.

          6. Suthenboy

            And they are gossipy as hell. Or as I sometimes joke ” This aint the first time I am the last one to find out about something I did.”

          7. 61North

            Ah yes, small town living. They know you’re going to fart before you do.

          8. 61North

            I lived in a sub 1000 person village off the road system and I was always amazed at the things I supposedly did.

  24. Tonio

    Great article and pictures. Thanks.

    I admit to being fascinated by your choice of locations for the beverage pics and the random things in the background. I kinda miss the kitchen counter, but having Glibs on the monitor was a nice touch.

    1. Suthenboy

      Agreed. Keep it up Sharpy.

    2. mexican sharpshooter

      the random things in the background

      You mean the tea kettle, grape tomatoes, and kitchen utensils?

    3. mexican sharpshooter

      But thanks fellas!

  25. Not Adahn

    50 degrees and raining. Perfect Scotch weather!

  26. Hyperion

    Well, wifey is crying because her son bought her a ticket to come there for Mother’s Day. I just realized, I’m free for a few days! Celebration! JK, my wife is wonderful, I’m glad it’s only for a few days. Not to suggest I will not take advantage in some way…

    1. Chafed

      You weren’t invited?

      1. Hyperion

        Nope, but I’ll assume that is because of the cost of another ticket and the fact I am not anyone’s mother.

        1. Hyperion

          And also assume that if I want to buy my own ticket, no one will mind.

        2. Way to assume Hyperion’s gender, you cis shitlord!

          1. Hyperion

            My toxic masculinity is even apparent on the intertoobz.

    2. AlmightyJB

      Bachelor weekend!

      1. 61North

        For some of us, that’s every weekend.

        1. AlmightyJB

          I rarely get one but when I do I hit the town! Then get bored and come home early. Lol.

      2. Hyperion

        Yep. Although, I’m not sure I would want to be a full time bachelor again. The way things are today, probably a recipe to get a STD.

        1. 61North

          Dating is Hellword, especially for someone in their mid 30s. You aren’t missing anything.

          1. Hyperion

            “Dating is Hellword”

            I actually disagree with you, I like it. I just don’t want a lifetime long STD.

          2. 61North

            We can agree on the STD thing.

  27. AlmightyJB

    Just got back from store picking up cookout food for tomorrow. Picked up a bottle of Chimay Grand Reserve and a bottle of Vermouth. The recent beer and martini discussions motivated those purchases:)

    1. mexican sharpshooter

      I very nearly bought that about 30 mins ago.

    2. Hyperion

      I have to drive to NOVA tomorrow. That includes no drinking, you know because of the driving part.

  28. Subwoofer

    Hey Glib Overlords, can you get this site set up to receive BAT? Brave keeps telling me glibertarians.com is not yet verified, and I have some $7 or so in BAT I’d love to send your way.

    You’d probably get all the BAT in the future, too, and I’d bet you’d get a fair chunk from most people who primarily hang out here and use Brave.

    1. Hyperion

      You keep your guano to yourself!

  29. egould310

    Broiled pork belly, rice fried in a little bacon fat with corn and toasted sesame seeds. A slaw of shredded carrots and sliced red onion, pickled jalapeños, marinating in rice wine vinegar with a splash of maple syrup and soy sauce. Smirnoff with fresh squeezed beet/ginger/apple/cucumber/orange juice from the local juice bar. Netflix. Changing the strings on my acoustic. It’s a good day.

    1. KSuellington

      I bet you didn’t even have to use your AK

      Damn, that sounds frigging tasty.

    2. Ownbestenemy

      That sounds good. As someone asked me yesterday, can you adopt me?

      1. egould310

        Sorry OBE, I cannot adopt you. Unless, of course you happen to be a hot 16 year old Korean girl.

  30. KibbledKristen

    Awwww yeah, Charlton Heston’s moobs will be on my teevee tonight!

    I observed 4/20 with a trip to the range (did you know shooting a pistol is a great cure for menstrual cramps?), then something something vape.

    1. Winston

      I prefer Theodore Roberts

    2. Not Adahn

      I had a good day at the range then went shopping for an EDC at my LGS’s. No decisions yet, except that the Sig P365 is in the lead, and I can’t find a CZ P-10S, but if the grip is similar to the C, It’s gonna be good. Also the CZ-75 compact feels like a much smaller gun than it looks like.

  31. KSuellington

    Just got back from a nice day on the slopes. First time this year cause I’ve been super busy with work, kids and coaching. Still tons of snow in the Sierra Nevada. Now it’s cocktail and sauna time.

  32. Sean

    Well, the gf’s aunt passed away. Please, no condolences or the such. I didn’t know her, but she was suffering stage 4 cancer and lived a life of being super nasty to everyone. Her own family aren’t too upset. The big thing now is the live in caretaker they hired from a legitimate service took a bunch of shit and fled the home. Then a crack pipe was found in the top of the trash can in the home.

    *pours a healthy glass of bourbon*

    1. 61North

      Yikes.

    2. Suthenboy

      For years my grandfather saved silver quarters, half dollars and dollars for my brother and I. He had a five gallon bucket full of them. My grandmother became ill and he had to hire an in-home caretaker. I ended up with only a small fraction of those coins. I have enough silver quarters to fill a quart jar.

      What can you do? People are shits.

      1. Sean

        Actual monies and important documents were secured prior. She took some collectables, silverware, and other various household goods. Well, as far as has been accounted for since this morning.

        1. Rhywun

          I imagine the service carries insurance for just such an event.

          1. Sean

            I won’t even talk about the first person they tried to hire under the table…

      2. Not Adahn

        LOL, this exact thing happened to me.